Username Bans

Who can blame them?

If you are going to vandalise a well-known wiki and bring the admins to their knees, it's best not to do so with a username which gives you away immediately. Among the wiki sysops the number of accounts you have dedicated to showing what a huge fucking faggot you are is a mark of pride.

As is the case with any famous wiki, the number of accounts created for vandalism far outweigh the number of accounts where people actually edit.

On Wikipedia

Due to the fact that Wikipedia is a large pile of pelican shit, Wikipedia vandalism is not pointless, it is a noble cause and often does not go reverted for many months. To do it properly, read How to Become a Wikipedia Vandal.

There are of course many, many, many usernames which exist solely to piss of TOW admins - far too many to list here. If you want to see them yourself, look on the Users List.

Note: Many of these will say that no such user exists because the wikipedos have deleted it. If the user genuinely did not exist they would not be on the user list. Many people such as Blu Aardvark made lots of such names, but the humorless Wikipedos deleted them.

• User:Hitler
• User:Jew~enwiki
• User:Cunt~enwiki
• User:Suck my dick~enwiki
• User:Vandal~enwiki
• User:AdminsWillSufferSoon
• User:Black people shouldn't be able to vote
• User:Fuckipedia
• User:Ḟüçǩ ƫḧé Ṽıřğıñ Ḿåřỳ
• User:Encyclopedia Dramatica User Sockpuppet of Blu Aardvark
• User:Wikipedia is great! Sometimes, it's even true! Another sockpuppet of Blu Aardvark
• User:Guska nuugay. Its name is in somali and means;Suck the dick.
• User:ED is Good
• User:Encyclopediadramatican
• User:Wikipedia is Communism
• User:Rapeyourhollowbones who's only contribution was telling the world he had assburgers
• User:Rapefantasy
• User:Wikipedia = fascism
• User:Wikipedia_Has_An_Article_Called_Niggerballs It really does. It used to, anyway. You still suck them. And no, that's not a joke.

Metapedia

"Metapedia supports racism" is totally unacceptable.

Strangely enough for a wiki that tries to reveal the truth, most of these accounts were banned for pointing out the glaring obvious.

• User:Hitler_was_a_sensitive_man
• User:Hitler_was_evil
• User:Hitler_was_killer
• User:Hitler_was_murderer
• User:Hitler_was_raped_by_his_daddy.
• User:HitlerWasADoucheBAg
• User:Hitlerstachewasadirtysanchez
• User:Nazis were killer
• User:NazisSuck
• User:Nazisarecunts
• User:Odin was slain by Grawp’s massive cock.
• User:Note that registering and editing at Metapedia using Open proxies is not allowed and will result in suspension of your account. — OH SHIT, I’M SCREWED.
• User:Mission statement — LOLWUT
• User:Metapeia is a sick website that is racist, homophobic, and sexist
• User:Metapedia is poop.
• User:Metapedia is smacked by Graawp's masive cock
• User:Metapedia_supports_Racism
• User:Moar liek Niggerpedia, amirite?
• User:Metapedia sysop raped little children, and he was a known prostitute, aka male whore. He worshiped Satan and sacrificed babies in his name. Metapedians are terrorists and should be shot. (Killhamster?)
• User:I_also_have_a_dream
• User:I_am_a_pervert_about_the_White_race
• User:I_am_going_to_decapitate_NatAll75

On Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Statistics can be slightly embarrassing.

In case you have not noticed, the members of ED are unphased by the usual shittiness of the internet so do not particularly care if your username involves some weird hobby. Therefore most of the username bans involve some level of dedication to the sysops. Here are but a few:

• User:EDIsGay
• User:ED IS DEAD!!!!!1
• User:ED fails
• User:ED is very lame.
• User:ED killer
• User:ED licks Cheesemond's Tolly
• User:ED is very lame.
• User:ED killer
• User:ED=Erectile Dysfuntion
• User:ED??? = Erectile Dysfuntion
• User:EDSucks
• User:EDSucksBigCock
• User:EncyclopediaDramaticaSUCKS....
• User:EncyclopediaDramaticasucks
• User:EncyclopediaDramaticasucks2
• User:EncyclopediaDramaticasucks3
• User:EncyclopediaDramaticasuxcock
• User:Encyclopediayousuckita

Created by Grawp

• User:WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GRAWP? GIANT DICK MAKE KILLHAMSTER HAVE HUGE ORGASMS. WARM, STICKY CUM FOUNTAIN OUT OF GIANT DICK, MAKE KILLHAMSTER HAPPY.
• User:Cometstyles has sex with chimps. He also also gets raped on a daily basis by monkeys, the sick fuck
• User:! ! ! ! UNC PWNS ED
• User:! Because of its censorship, ED is now Wikipedo-friendly and anti-lulz. Might as well delete the MONGO article, then. I urge people to start a new lulz wiki and ignore ED because they have now become the original ED's antithesis: censorship-loving cowards

DYC

• User:DCYcaneatmydick
• User:DCYisFuckedUp
• User:DCYisacunt
• User:DCYIS A CUNT
• User:DCY is a faggot.
• User:DCY rapist
• User:DCY slayer
• User:DCY the Dumbfuck Who Cannot Sign His Posts
• User:DCY the Faggot
• User:DCY the Nigger

Girlvinyl

• User:Girlvinyl is an ugly whore check her pic
• User:Girlvinylmustdie

Killhamster

• Killhamster, please ræpe me good and hard.
• User:Killhamster gonna get raped.
• User:Killhamster gonna get ræped.
• User:Killhamster raped little children. He was a well-known prostitute, aka male whore. He worshipped Satan and sacrificed babies in his name. Muslims are terrorists and should be shot. Allah doesn't exist.
• User:Killhamsterasslicker
• User:Killhamsterisunfunny
• User:Killhamstersbleedingvagina

Making abusive usernames targeted at the previous two will not get you b& on encyclopediadramatica.rs

Raspbery Rush

• User:Raspberry Rush is a Huge Faggot

Weatherman

• Weatherman censors ED. He is a fucking censorship-loving, totalitarian, authoritarian asshole and must be stopped. His goal is to turn ED into Uncyclopedia, the fucking cunt.

Zaiger

• User:Zaiger the Retard
• User:Zaiger rapedByHisDad
• User:Zaigerfag

Meepsheep

• User:Meepsheep is your typical administrator faggot who is too busy bending over to suck his own cock to perform his duties correctly.
• User:Let's all kill Meepsheep
• User:Meepsheep is a fucking cunt who likes it in the ass from Boy George
• User:Meepsheep is a fat, ugly piece of nigger shit.

See Also

• Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
• Bureaucratic Fuck
• Banhammer
• Sockpuppet

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