Lag

Lag, a primary source of nerd rage, can be caused by a number of things:

• Dialup
• Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Slashdot

Above all of these however are Koreans, who seem to generate lag when within five feet of a freeway or Starcraft.

THERE'S A REASON WHY LAG RHYMES WITH FAG.

Effects

Lag is the leading cause of hax on counterstrike, causing butthurt and drama among 13 year old boys. Experts in CSIII will tell you to buy more RAM to solve your problem when in fact its probably your shitty connection.

What do I do if I have lag?

1. Blame host
2. /reconnect
3. Turn off kazaa
4. RAGE
5. ???
6. Profit!

If all else fails commence rage an hero once AGAIN.

FUCKING ASSHOLE, I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THAT LEVEL!!!

Your almost done with Gayfags: The videogame and then:

FUCKING LAG.

What you can do:

• Shit dicks.
• RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• an hero

See Also

• DDOS