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'''Garrehandro ([[Powerword]]: Garrett Douglas Simmers)''' is your typical [[Underage|17 year old]] playing the [[Internet Tough Guy]] that originally joined on [[YouTube]] in 2013. He is just a [[Basement Dweller|basement dwelling]] 17 year old fatass that goes on his computer and fucks with people just for his own enjoyment.
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'''Garrett Simmers''' (Garrehandro) is a {{age|2004|02|03}}-year-old typical [[Internet Tough Guy]] from [[South Carolina]] that first joined on [[YouTube]] in [[2013]], who is the leader of a group of vigilantes and weens known as The Meming Crew, who are notorious for having busted lolcows like [[Keegan Salisbury]], [[Geoshea]] and [[Engelbash]] in doing all the wrong things.


==YouTube past==
==YouTube Past==
Mr. Simmers started his YouTube channel in mid-2013, where he started spreading his monstrous obsession with a particularly interesting product known as [[Vyond]] to others so that they could do the same. People left honest criticism on his channel and like the blank-minded fatass he is, started attacking those same users and making [[Caillou|Grounded videos]] out of them. He also [[plagiarism|steals content]] from other YouTubers and claims them as his own while making said stolen content look worse than the original. Many months of hate comments later... Garrett's YouTube got [[Hax|hacked]] by some people and ended up getting [[BAWWWLETED]]. But just like the other overly-sensitive ass-piefag known as [[Sonmanic]] before him, or like a runaway cat *cough* Chris-Chan *cough*, it came back to fucking life. Eventually, he moved on from his YouTube career and stopped making videos. Unfortunately, it doesn't end there...
On 2013, when Garrett had an obsession with [[Vyond]], he decided to go to [[JewTube|YouTube]] to spread his Go!Faggotry to others so that they can do the same. People left hate comments on his channel and like the blank mind he is, he started to go to the channels of the users that left hate comments started being [[Chris-Chan|retarded]] and made pointless videos out of them. He also [[plagiarism|stole content from other users]] and turned it worse that what it should have been. After many months of hate comments, Garrett decided to be like [[Chris-Chan]] and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|close his account]] to avoid more hate comments, but he usually comes back to do the same type of [[Bullshit|mullarkey]] that he usually does. But unfortunately, it doesn't end there. Eventually, he moved on from YouTube and got a life.
 
[[File:Gayrett.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|A [[Shooped|photoshopped]] image of Garrett]]
[[File:Gayrett.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|REALITY]]


==The "Feud"==
==The "Feud"==
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Garrett became [[Butthurt|asshurt]] as soon as he saw the video and began flaming Dax, who says that the flame war will never end until Garrett finally decides to go back to school and get off the internets for good. The video itself received [[bad|praise]] from several viewers, and Dax would later go on to make several sequels as Garrett's shit-encrusted ass stands horrified. However, by 2018, things appeared to have cooled off between the two...
Garrett became [[Butthurt|asshurt]] as soon as he saw the video and began flaming Dax, who says that the flame war will never end until Garrett finally decides to go back to school and get off the internets for good. The video itself received [[bad|praise]] from several viewers, and Dax would later go on to make several sequels as Garrett's shit-encrusted ass stands horrified. However, by 2018, things appeared to have cooled off between the two...


At one point in 2015/2016, during one of Gabby's [[autistic]] sessions with [[Shit no one cares about|other lulcows]], he almost managed to get Dax killed in a car crash by spamming his notifications on Skype while he was driving when he forgot to put his phone on silent. This resulted in Dax looking at his phone and getting into a deadly car crash that resulted in a visit to the hospital. Eventually, other people found out about the incident and turned against Gabby for months thanks to this. Rumor has it that Dax is still not over this incident.
At one point in [[2015]]/[[2016]], during one of Gabby's [[autistic]] sessions with [[Shit no one cares about|other lulcows]], he almost managed to get Dax killed in a car crash by spamming his notifications on [[Skype]] while he was driving when he forgot to put his phone on silent. This resulted in Dax looking at his phone and getting into a deadly car crash that resulted in a visit to the hospital. Eventually, other people found out about the incident and turned against Gabby for months thanks to this. Rumor has it that Dax is still not over this incident.


==The Taylor Conundrum==
==The Taylor Conundrum==
Not too long ago, Garrett had a enemy of him named "Taylor The Hayniac VGCP". This [[GOTIS|girl]] was involved in a fight Garrett started with one of her known friends. She attempted to stand up for her friend and tried to keep him from making fun of him and/or harassing him. Since having only an IQ of Chris-Chan's, he became a total [[aspie|pussy]] and decided to block Taylor, which in turn then led to a war between Garrett and [[Fuckbuddies|Taylor's fanboys/fangirls]] over Garrett blocking a girl on the internet, and it has become the most [[retarded|silliest]] war of 2014 that would have resulted from letting your 10 year old son on the internet.
Not too long ago, Garrett had an enemy named Taylor, "The Hayniac VGCP" (AKA VideoGameCartoonPolice). This [[GOTIS|girl]] was involved in a fight Garrett started with one of her known friends. She attempted to stand up for her friend and try to keep him from making fun of him and/or harassing him. Since having only an IQ of Chris-Chan's, he became a total [[aspie|pussy]] and decided to block Taylor, which then lead to a war with Garrett vs [[Fuckbuddies|Taylor's fanboys/fangirls]] over Garrett blocking a girl on the internet, and it has become the most [[retarded|silliest]] war of 2014 that only results from letting your 10-year-old son on the internet.


On February 19, 2015, Taylor even started an [[Stupid|awesome]] hashtag called {{hashtag|GarrettUnblockTaylor}} which caused a [[Diarrhea|giant movement]] against Garrett and have a shit ton of comments up his ass to the point where Garrett's friends start to defend him, but fails every way it can, growing this "war" to the point of annoyance. And much like the war between him and Dax would, it too eventually cooled off.
On February 19, [[2015]], Taylor even started an [[Stupid|awesome]] hashtag called {{hashtag|GarrettUnblockTaylor}} which caused a [[Diarrhea|giant movement]] against Garrett and have a shit ton of comments up his ass to the point where Garrett's friends start to defend him, but fails every way it can, growing this "war" to the point of annoyance.
 
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==The movement that made him [[Internet Celebrity|popular]]==
==The movement that made him [[Internet Celebrity|popular]]==
Several more attacks on Garrett later... His mass army of haters decided to do something to piss off the little crybaby once again, by forcing him to air his body language on his stupid pretend-TV-network [[Shit nobody cares about|"The Garrett Network", apparently now known these days as "GVisions"]], but just like how Garrett is the retarded 11-year-old blob that he was back in the day, he refused, piling on more hate and pressure on him like never before. In May 2014, during an OoVoo call, Garrett was crying and screaming while an ABA therapist was teaching him body language. Someone by the name of "Darran Good" managed to record footage of Garrett panicking and uploaded it for the world to fap to. This was met with backlash from some of Garrett's [[fuckbuddies]], and with lulz by pretty much everyone else. Sadly, the original footage was BALEETED off the interwebz, however, one of Garrett's ex-friends has a video containing the audio from Garrett's Body Language being streamed on an online radio station.
After Garrett got trolled even worse than before, his mass army of haters decided to do something to make Garrett butthurt once again, by forcing him to air his body language on the [[Shit nobody cares about|"Garrett Network"]], but just like how Garrett is the retarded 11-year-old blob that he is, he refused, piling on more hate and pressure and hate on him. On May [[2014]], during a [[Google]] hangout call, Garrett was crying and screaming while his mom was teaching him body language. Someone by the name of "[[Powerword|Darran Good]]" decided to record the entire footage of Garrett screaming and crying, and upload it onto YouTube. Sadly, the original footage was BALEETED off the interwebz, however, one of Garrett's ex-friends has a video containing the audio from Garrett's Body Language being streamed on an online radio station.


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==The Infamous Meming Crew==
==How to avoid getting fucked up by Garrett==
Sometime in 2017, after tons of people turned against him after constantly harassing a former fuckbuddy of his, he decided to start up a [[circlejerk]] known as the "Raiding Crew". Garrett would often use this Discord server to try and fuck over any people that have wronged him.
 
If you don't want the professional [[Internet Tough Guy]] to bust your kneecaps open, this is what you SHOULDN'T do when you're around him:
 
*Defend any of the people who have wronged him, like Nancer, LyricWest, Wildcat, [[Pedo|Jax Hahn]], Dax and tons more people.
*Tell him to shut up whenever he's gossiping about the people that have wronged him
*Do basically anything stupid like the things either Engelbash, [[Geoshea]] or [[Keegan Salisbury]] did -- He will eventually put you as a target of his shitty circlejerk.
*Bother him enough and he'll soon find a way to hack one of your social media accounts. -- He did this with Logan Swan and Doggis, both people being arguably just as bad as Garrett.
 
And finally...
*Tell him to "air his body language." -- He will, of course, be very pissed, and repeat the same shitty comeback: '''''"Body language? OK!" -Pulls middle finger-'''''.
 
==His [[Buttbuddies|friends]]==


One notorious member was [[Keegan Salisbury]], who has his own article. He was eventually caught by police after one of the Raiding Crew's targets put in a tip, and was legally forced to leave the server. Keegan would later go on to abuse his ex-girlfriend in mid-2021, and do lots more dumb shit that looks like it was likely influenced by Garrett, considering how he would do similar shit.
Like every other [[Retard|popular kid]] on the internet, Garrett has friends.... on the internet. Shockingly, most of his friends are [[Underaged|younger]] than Garrett (8-10 years old). Garrett has [[no|notable]] friends who receive as much hate as himself, further proving that children should never have access to the internet or to their $5 webcam from Walgreens.


Many raids later, Rj Kumar (better known by most people as "RjGunner111") managed to get Garrett's old account disabled by Discord, alongside the accounts of many other people who were involved with the Raiding Crew. This led to Garrett starting up a server called the "Meming Crew", which did the exact same thing the Raiding Crew did, only except they're doing everything they can to circumvent the Discord filters and bans.
=== Keegan ===
[[File:Keegan.jpg|thumb|200px|BBF's forever.]]
[[Keegan James Salisbury]] or "KeeganTheYTPMaker1000" is a 10-year-old '''(now a {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old)''' kid from [[Illinois]] who [[Shit|makes bland YouTube Poops]]. He is Garrett's best friend on YouTube and Skype. When in fights, he will make comebacks that are shockingly more stale than Garrett's. It was proved that Keegan is more of a [[Retard|delinquent]] than Garrett in real life. On March 5, 2015, Keegan was suspended from his school for punching a teacher right toward her face because his teacher didn't want him to play on his iPad. That caused Keegan to lose his internet privileges and many found out about it. Keegan was popular when he was accused of killing Dipper, a fictional hand-drawn cartoon character from [[Gravity Falls]]. Thus caused him to spew out profanity and cry about it. The video below had Keegan deal with people accusing him of killing Dipper.


Many targets of the Meming Crew includes [[Pedo|Jax Hahn]], Nancer, Wildcat, [[Keegan Salisbury]] and plenty of other people who have wronged Garrett recently or in the past.
=== Brandon Figuracion ===
[[File:Fuckyoutoo.jpg|thumb|300px|Isn't he cute?]]
[[powerword|Brandon Figuracion]] is an Asian-American kid who is overprotective when it comes to things that happen bad to Garrett. He often becomes a [[White Knighting|whiteknight]] when someone hates Garrett with a passion. His most popular hate targets are Alex Surge and DeadGiraffe, two people who, you guessed it, hate Garrett. He often makes fun of them and even talks about them behind their backs. Brandon also sends death threats to Garrett haters as well.


The many notorious members of his circlejerk includes Isaiah Ortiz, Earthsam Productions, Gemaconda and tons of other lulcows.
[[File:Ragingcute.png|thumb|200px|The comment section on a video in parody of Garrett. An aspie in need, is an aspie indeed.]]
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*{{skype|amazingcousins19}} His Skype


==Ways to make Garrett Butthurt==
=== CuteEwok ===
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If you want to make the [[Gay|awesome]] 17-year-old rage like hell, this is what you have to do:
[[File:CuteEwok.png|thumb|200px|It hurts to look at him.]]
[[powerword|Kaleo Marek]] or "CuteEwok" is Garrett's [[Hugbox|highly supportive]] friend. Though claiming he has neutral opinions towards Garrett's haters and fans, he secretly lies and decides to defend Garrett and his friends and will keep anyone against Garrett from attacking him in a powerful fashion.


*Defend any of the people who have wronged him, like Nancer, LyricWest, Wildcat, [[Pedo|Jax Hahn]], Dax and tons more people.
DeadGiraffe, one of Garrett's haters, mostly gets targeted by CuteEwok, though being the dumbass he is, he makes videos to make fun of Giraffe and gives him attention. Ewok foolishly did the wrong thing and got his YouTube account taken down for violations of their "terms of service". He then came back, But not on a happy note. Every time Garrett's haters call up his grandmother (They currently can't get a hold of his mother) telling her all the shit Garrett did (Y'know, death threats an' shit), Ewok has to come to the rescue, which, of course, gets Tits Migee out of trouble.
*Tell him to shut up whenever he's gossiping about the people that have wronged him
 
*Do basically anything stupid like the things either [[Geoshea]] or [[Keegan Salisbury]] did -- He will eventually put you as a target of his shitty circlejerk.
Today, Ewok is no longer involved with Garrett, and much like Garrett himself he too has moved on. He makes pretty cool [[YTPMV]]s which are better in comparison to the shit [[Keegan Salisbury]] would make.
*Bother him enough and he'll soon find a way to hack one of your social media accounts. -- He did this with Logan Swan and Doggis, both people being arguably just as bad as Garrett.
 
''"i disagreed with his squeaky 10y/o friend on skype (garrett) and garrett threatened to "hack" me and attempted to ddos me and tried to get his friend to gain access to my youtube account
anyways, i ddosed and doxxed garrett and did some other cruel stuff and ewok started to whiteknight and made THIS"'' -Giraffe on Reddit
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*{{skype|live:cuteewokgaming}} His Skype


And finally...
== Garrett Today ==
*Tell him to "air his body language." -- He will, of course, be very pissed, and repeat the same shitty comeback: '''''"Body language? OK!" -Pulls middle finger-'''''.
Nowadays, Garrett isn't around and has barely produced any drama or milk worthwhile for the time being. In fact, he's pretty much found a passion in art these days and has also become a furfag, as you can see on [https://deviantart.com/ItzGarrehandro his new deviantART], and even recently came out of the closet as a [[bisexual]]. But one of his now ex-friends, [[Keegan Salisbury]] has sperged out so hard and far that he not only has earned a page of his own here, but it has become far bigger and more well-made than this page.


==[[TL;DR]]==
==[[TL;DR]]==
Never let your kids on the internet. '''Ever.'''
Never let your children be on the internet. '''Ever.'''
 
== Trivia ==
* Garrett's favourite shows nowadays are [[The Owl House]] and [[Kingdom Hearts]].
 
== See Also ==
* [[13-year-old boy]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Geoshea]] - One of the tards he exposed.
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - The new lolcow in place of him.
* [[Rage]]
* [[SammyClassicSonicFan]] - Fellow redeemed LOLCOW.
* [[Shit]]
* [[YouTube]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*{{ytuserid|UCObwg36Gi-UeLbPYGlHHqzg|JewTube}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC790HKi0AQ14Jw36eC22ynA Garrett's Terminated YouTube Channel]
*[http://bitstrips.com/user/CFXJGS/ Garrett's Bitstrip Page]
*[https://twitter.com/ytpboy360 Garrett's Twitter]
*{{yt|c|UCObwg36Gi-UeLbPYGlHHqzg|JewTube}}
*{{twitter|Garrehandr0|Twitter}}
*{{twitter|Garrehandr0|Twitter}}
*{{dauser|garrydoesartandstuff|DeviantART}} '''(INACTIVE)'''
*{{dauser|garrydoesartandstuff|DeviantART}} '''(INACTIVE)'''
*{{Reddituser|ItzGarrehandro|Reddit}}
*{{Reddituser|ItzGarrehandro|Reddit}}
*{{instagram|thatsomeonefromnextdoor|Instagram}} '''(LIKELY INACTIVE)'''
*{{instagram|thatsomeonefromnextdoor|Instagram}} '''(PRIVATE)'''
Editors Note: He has more accounts too, including Discord, however we're unable to find those.
*{{skype|garrettsreturn}} His Skype


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Latest revision as of 15:32, 20 August 2024

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You could also add in actual humor.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
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Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Garrett Simmers is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses.

You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie!

LEARNED TO PLAY NICE

Garrett Simmers may have learned to play nice with others on the internet.

     Watch this page to find out if they revert to their natural state of being an asshole   (_Y_)

Gabby Shitters
Born February 3, 2004
Nationality Americunt  
Residence South Carolina
Ethnicity White devil
Gender Male
Sexuality Pansexual
Aliases GarrettComedian
Garrett Simmers
TheGarrettMaster11
JuniorWaffle
Garrett16074
13OhFourG
Garrehandro
Occupation Trolling random people online for literally no reason

Garrett Simmers (Garrehandro) is a 20-year-old typical Internet Tough Guy from South Carolina that first joined on YouTube in 2013, who is the leader of a group of vigilantes and weens known as The Meming Crew, who are notorious for having busted lolcows like Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea and Engelbash in doing all the wrong things.

YouTube Past

On 2013, when Garrett had an obsession with Vyond, he decided to go to YouTube to spread his Go!Faggotry to others so that they can do the same. People left hate comments on his channel and like the blank mind he is, he started to go to the channels of the users that left hate comments started being retarded and made pointless videos out of them. He also stole content from other users and turned it worse that what it should have been. After many months of hate comments, Garrett decided to be like Chris-Chan and close his account to avoid more hate comments, but he usually comes back to do the same type of mullarkey that he usually does. But unfortunately, it doesn't end there. Eventually, he moved on from YouTube and got a life.

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A photoshopped image of Garrett

The "Feud"

One faithful day in the world of YouTube, A YouTuber named Jose "Dax" Hernandez (known better as a member of the Daxter5150 channel) was busy making some videos until Garrett, like the fat dumbass he's known for, decided to vent his frustrations on someone who is more talented than him so he can make himself look intimidating and gain attention. So then he started harassing Dax on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Skype, YouTube, and pretty much any site without a policy against diabeetus. Dax eventually took notice and responded with a video called "How to Play Guitar Like Garrett Simmers", a parody of a video Garrett made in August 2013 where Garrett pulled around on the strings of a toy guitar from Toys-R-Us in an effort to "torture" Warren Cook (an 11-year old logo kid who would make fictional VHS openings for his own entertainment and got made fun of badly for it).

Garrett became asshurt as soon as he saw the video and began flaming Dax, who says that the flame war will never end until Garrett finally decides to go back to school and get off the internets for good. The video itself received praise from several viewers, and Dax would later go on to make several sequels as Garrett's shit-encrusted ass stands horrified. However, by 2018, things appeared to have cooled off between the two...

At one point in 2015/2016, during one of Gabby's autistic sessions with other lulcows, he almost managed to get Dax killed in a car crash by spamming his notifications on Skype while he was driving when he forgot to put his phone on silent. This resulted in Dax looking at his phone and getting into a deadly car crash that resulted in a visit to the hospital. Eventually, other people found out about the incident and turned against Gabby for months thanks to this. Rumor has it that Dax is still not over this incident.

The Taylor Conundrum

Not too long ago, Garrett had an enemy named Taylor, "The Hayniac VGCP" (AKA VideoGameCartoonPolice). This girl was involved in a fight Garrett started with one of her known friends. She attempted to stand up for her friend and try to keep him from making fun of him and/or harassing him. Since having only an IQ of Chris-Chan's, he became a total pussy and decided to block Taylor, which then lead to a war with Garrett vs Taylor's fanboys/fangirls over Garrett blocking a girl on the internet, and it has become the most silliest war of 2014 that only results from letting your 10-year-old son on the internet.

On February 19, 2015, Taylor even started an awesome hashtag called #GarrettUnblockTaylor which caused a giant movement against Garrett and have a shit ton of comments up his ass to the point where Garrett's friends start to defend him, but fails every way it can, growing this "war" to the point of annoyance.

The movement that made him popular

After Garrett got trolled even worse than before, his mass army of haters decided to do something to make Garrett butthurt once again, by forcing him to air his body language on the "Garrett Network", but just like how Garrett is the retarded 11-year-old blob that he is, he refused, piling on more hate and pressure and hate on him. On May 2014, during a Google hangout call, Garrett was crying and screaming while his mom was teaching him body language. Someone by the name of "Darran Good" decided to record the entire footage of Garrett screaming and crying, and upload it onto YouTube. Sadly, the original footage was BALEETED off the interwebz, however, one of Garrett's ex-friends has a video containing the audio from Garrett's Body Language being streamed on an online radio station.

5:51 is where the infamous shitshow begins.

And then he decided to make the new and improved GBL which looks like total ass.

How to avoid getting fucked up by Garrett

If you don't want the professional Internet Tough Guy to bust your kneecaps open, this is what you SHOULDN'T do when you're around him:

  • Defend any of the people who have wronged him, like Nancer, LyricWest, Wildcat, Jax Hahn, Dax and tons more people.
  • Tell him to shut up whenever he's gossiping about the people that have wronged him
  • Do basically anything stupid like the things either Engelbash, Geoshea or Keegan Salisbury did -- He will eventually put you as a target of his shitty circlejerk.
  • Bother him enough and he'll soon find a way to hack one of your social media accounts. -- He did this with Logan Swan and Doggis, both people being arguably just as bad as Garrett.

And finally...

  • Tell him to "air his body language." -- He will, of course, be very pissed, and repeat the same shitty comeback: "Body language? OK!" -Pulls middle finger-.

His friends

Like every other popular kid on the internet, Garrett has friends.... on the internet. Shockingly, most of his friends are younger than Garrett (8-10 years old). Garrett has notable friends who receive as much hate as himself, further proving that children should never have access to the internet or to their $5 webcam from Walgreens.

Keegan

BBF's forever.

Keegan James Salisbury or "KeeganTheYTPMaker1000" is a 10-year-old (now a 20-year-old) kid from Illinois who makes bland YouTube Poops. He is Garrett's best friend on YouTube and Skype. When in fights, he will make comebacks that are shockingly more stale than Garrett's. It was proved that Keegan is more of a delinquent than Garrett in real life. On March 5, 2015, Keegan was suspended from his school for punching a teacher right toward her face because his teacher didn't want him to play on his iPad. That caused Keegan to lose his internet privileges and many found out about it. Keegan was popular when he was accused of killing Dipper, a fictional hand-drawn cartoon character from Gravity Falls. Thus caused him to spew out profanity and cry about it. The video below had Keegan deal with people accusing him of killing Dipper.

Brandon Figuracion

Isn't he cute?

Brandon Figuracion is an Asian-American kid who is overprotective when it comes to things that happen bad to Garrett. He often becomes a whiteknight when someone hates Garrett with a passion. His most popular hate targets are Alex Surge and DeadGiraffe, two people who, you guessed it, hate Garrett. He often makes fun of them and even talks about them behind their backs. Brandon also sends death threats to Garrett haters as well.

The comment section on a video in parody of Garrett. An aspie in need, is an aspie indeed.


  • amazingcousins19 amazingcousins19 His Skype

CuteEwok

Now here's someone who's really dyslexic!
It hurts to look at him.

Kaleo Marek or "CuteEwok" is Garrett's highly supportive friend. Though claiming he has neutral opinions towards Garrett's haters and fans, he secretly lies and decides to defend Garrett and his friends and will keep anyone against Garrett from attacking him in a powerful fashion.

DeadGiraffe, one of Garrett's haters, mostly gets targeted by CuteEwok, though being the dumbass he is, he makes videos to make fun of Giraffe and gives him attention. Ewok foolishly did the wrong thing and got his YouTube account taken down for violations of their "terms of service". He then came back, But not on a happy note. Every time Garrett's haters call up his grandmother (They currently can't get a hold of his mother) telling her all the shit Garrett did (Y'know, death threats an' shit), Ewok has to come to the rescue, which, of course, gets Tits Migee out of trouble.

Today, Ewok is no longer involved with Garrett, and much like Garrett himself he too has moved on. He makes pretty cool YTPMVs which are better in comparison to the shit Keegan Salisbury would make.

"i disagreed with his squeaky 10y/o friend on skype (garrett) and garrett threatened to "hack" me and attempted to ddos me and tried to get his friend to gain access to my youtube account anyways, i ddosed and doxxed garrett and did some other cruel stuff and ewok started to whiteknight and made THIS" -Giraffe on Reddit

  • live:cuteewokgaming live:cuteewokgaming His Skype

Garrett Today

Nowadays, Garrett isn't around and has barely produced any drama or milk worthwhile for the time being. In fact, he's pretty much found a passion in art these days and has also become a furfag, as you can see on his new deviantART, and even recently came out of the closet as a bisexual. But one of his now ex-friends, Keegan Salisbury has sperged out so hard and far that he not only has earned a page of his own here, but it has become far bigger and more well-made than this page.

TL;DR

Never let your children be on the internet. Ever.

Trivia

See Also

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