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[[ | [[File:Lego chainsaw.jpg|thumb|The only [[meme]] ever sprouted from Legos]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego orange chainsaw gentleman.jpg|thumb|[[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]]] | ||
''' | '''Lego''' is a [[gay|Danish]] company founded [[at least 100]] years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to [[children]] under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. [[Some argue|In contrast]], Legos are also made of [[win]] in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your [[special]] mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic [[dong]]. This combination of [[win]] and [[fail]] suits pretty much any ADD ridden [[faggot]] (see: [[Blunty3000]]) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their [[pathetic]] lives. | ||
Not only are they notorious for [[fact|killing small children]], but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from [[butthurt]] [[fanboy]] who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their [[derp|complex shapes]] or their ability to be made into '''''ANYTHING''''' at all? [[Noone]] will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating [[retard]] who needs serious halp over this [[sick]] obsession. | Not only are they notorious for [[fact|killing small children]], but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from [[butthurt]] [[fanboy]] who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their [[derp|complex shapes]] or their ability to be made into '''''ANYTHING''''' at all? [[Noone]] will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating [[retard]] who needs serious halp over this [[sick]] obsession. | ||
==Common Uses For Legos== | ==Common Uses For Legos== | ||
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[[ | {{frame|<gallery> | ||
File:Lego nazi nuremberg rally.jpg|Before | |||
File:Legodeathcamp.jpg|After | |||
</gallery>|background=white|margin=auto}} | |||
[[File:Lego-prostitute.gif|thumb|[[Prostitute|How to use Legos]]]] | |||
Here is a [[Shit nobody cares about|compiled list of uses for legos]]: | Here is a [[Shit nobody cares about|compiled list of uses for legos]]: | ||
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*Keeping your virginity intact. | *Keeping your virginity intact. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Why Legos Is Fail== | ==Why Legos Is Fail== | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego piece rage.jpg|center|500px]] | ||
==Legos Fanboys== | ==Legos Fanboys== | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego-blago.jpg|thumb|[[Rod Blagojevich|The Governor of Legoland]]]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego-stephen-hawking.jpg|thumb|right|People who like legos love [[Stephen Hawking]]!]] | ||
Sadly, [[Hitler|like all good things]], there are [[fanboy|people]] who take everything too [[Srsly|seriously]]. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of [[crap]]py parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus [[unfunny|unoriginal]]. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the [[internet]], complaining about [[Shit nobody cares about|how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now]]. Here are some examples of their [[faggotry]]: | Sadly, [[Hitler|like all good things]], there are [[fanboy|people]] who take everything too [[Srsly|seriously]]. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of [[crap]]py parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus [[unfunny|unoriginal]]. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the [[internet]], complaining about [[Shit nobody cares about|how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now]]. Here are some examples of their [[faggotry]]: | ||
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<youtube>OhcnfadmUm0</youtube> | ;Hot Lego Porn | ||
|<youtube>OhcnfadmUm0</youtube> | |||
<youtube>1m2Mome2FvA</youtube> | ;Seriously, what the fuck. | ||
|<youtube>1m2Mome2FvA</youtube> | |||
<youtube>AI2urE-Z66E</youtube> | ;Halo 2 faggotry | ||
|<youtube>AI2urE-Z66E</youtube> | |||
<youtube>O-tkqpHnxTI</youtube> | ;Blunty3000 joins the fail | ||
|<youtube>O-tkqpHnxTI</youtube> | |||
<youtube>KOrZIbfZ3qI</youtube> | ;The Passion of Lego Jesus | ||
|<youtube>KOrZIbfZ3qI</youtube> | |||
<youtube>s_Y9zWjCzuM</youtube> | ;Metallica is dead | ||
}} | |<youtube>s_Y9zWjCzuM</youtube>}} | ||
}} | |||
<center><big>'''Click [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=lego | <center><big>'''Click [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=lego here] for more Lego fanboy bullshit on Youtube'''</big></center> | ||
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==Legos Club== | ==Legos Club== | ||
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[http://shop.lego.com/ByTheme/Product.aspx?p=KBM27&cn=245&d=100&CMP=KAC-G9Z956876605&HQS=lego+club+magazine Get 6 magazines plus 3 cheap little models when you sign up for Brickmaster! ONLY $39.99!!!] | [http://shop.lego.com/ByTheme/Product.aspx?p=KBM27&cn=245&d=100&CMP=KAC-G9Z956876605&HQS=lego+club+magazine Get 6 magazines plus 3 cheap little models when you sign up for Brickmaster! ONLY $39.99!!!] | ||
[[ | <br> | ||
<center>{{frame|[[File:Lego watchmen.jpg|center|WHO LEGOS THE LEGOMEN?]]|border=black|background=yellow}}</center> | |||
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==Legos Has Gone Full Furfag== | |||
[[File:LEGO Chima R34.PNG|left|thumb]] | |||
[[File:Legos_-_Has_Gone_Full_Furfag.jpg|right|thumb|Furries...constantly fucking up everything.]] | |||
Part of their 2013 [[fail|failup]], The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima". Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG! Never...never go full furfag... | |||
On an unrelated note chima was created last thursday after the failed thundercats reboot bailed its ass and left lego with a bunch of unused leftovers resulting in a long lasting and more profitable franchise then whatever the fuck thundercats ever hoped to achieve. | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{ | {{collapsegallery|Legos Gallery|legogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Legos.gif | |||
File:Legoseriousbusiness.jpg|Legos: [[Serious Business]] | |||
File:Build Your Own Trump Wall.png | |||
File:Legotupac.png|Lego [[2Pac]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | File:Lego hazard.jpg|Legos can be dangerous | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:LDDScreenShot2.png | |||
File:Lego god.jpg | |||
File:Nazi Lego Kit.jpg | |||
File:Legorapedream.jpg|A [[negro]] Legos wishes to rape a white woman | |||
File:Legosquare.jpg|Recreating [[Bayeux tapestry|historic moments in history]] | |||
File:Lego terrorism.jpg|Legos supports [[Osama bin Laden|terrorism]] | |||
File:Legostoreloli.jpg|Legos stores are a common hangout for [[pedophile]]s | |||
File:Lego irl.jpg|[[IRL]] | |||
File:Lego slavery.jpg|[[Slavery]] is a common theme in Legos sets | |||
File:Legonevermind.jpg|Now ruining albums | |||
File:LEGOLibertarian.png | |||
File:Lego racism poster.jpg|Legos is rascist :O | |||
File:Secretnazilego.JPG|OMG, [[Secret Nazi]] Legos!! | |||
File:Legodoitfaggot.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT]] | |||
File:Lego biblical.jpg|Legos Bible: Coming soon to a store near you | |||
File:Legosuicidegirls.jpg|How [[Suicide Girls]] really die | |||
File:Legopodcast.jpg|Legos take priority over [[Women|womenz]] | |||
File:Lego hitler shirt.jpg|[[Hitler|SIEG HEIL!]] | |||
File:MohammedLego.jpg|[[Muhammad]] playset | |||
File:Lego mudkip.jpg|[[mudkip|so i herd u liek legos?]] | |||
File:From lego to weed.jpg|Another product sponsored by Legos | |||
File:407px-Magic Kingdom Nessy.jpg|[[Basement Dweller]]'s masterpiece | |||
File:Legocat.jpg|Legos Cat is not amused | |||
File:Lego jfk.png|The new [[JFK]] series | |||
File:Legoweed.jpg|Legalize Legoes | |||
File:Bladolfhitler.jpg|Lego [[Hitler]]!! | |||
File:Lego_Wife_Beater.gif|You get your bitch ass back to the [[kitchen]]! | |||
File:lego-bdsm.jpg|[[BDSM]] | |||
File:Gorelegoes1.jpg | |||
File:Legohamas.jpg|LEGO [[HAMAS]] | |||
File:Lego_Hawt_Cheerleader.jpg|Hawt new [[loli|prepubescent]] masturbation theme! | |||
File:Lego_Mexican.jpg|Now comes in [[beaner]]! | |||
File:Lego_Dragon_Fuck_You.jpg|<center>[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU!<br>I'M A DRAGON!]]</center> | |||
File:Gingrich-lego.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Niggers.jpg|Now comes in nigger! | |||
File:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_02.jpg|What your average Legos builder looks like. | |||
File:Legos_-_James_Jessiman.png|The fallen God of the Legos fan community. | |||
File:Legos_-_Rick_Rolled.jpg|<center>[[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled!]]</center> | |||
File:Dt22_28b.jpg|<center>Legos love a good [[rape]]!</center> | |||
File:Legos_-_KKK_Members.jpg|Now comes in<br> [[Ku Klux Klan|Nigger Hater]] | |||
File:Lego_Jesus.jpg|Legos Jesus | |||
File:1412379141-children-play-near-giant-smiling-lego-man.jpg|YGGR | |||
File:We are Legion!.jpg|Legos is Legion | |||
File:LegoTF2.jpg|[[TF2]] Playset | |||
File:Legotractor.gif | |||
File:Lego_desu.png|<center>~[[desu]]~</center> | |||
File:Lego promotions.jpg|[[Shamwow|Legoswow!]] | |||
File:Legos_-_Seems_Legot.jpg | |||
File:She wants the Brick.jpg | |||
File:Grumpy Lego.jpg | |||
File:Equality_Profile_Pictures_Lego.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Animu_Legos.jpg|Now comes in [[weaboo|animu]]! | |||
File:Legos_-_The_Lego_Inciddent.gif | |||
File:Lego Computer Raspberry Pi.jpg | |||
File:LegoEscher.jpg | |||
File:Lego merchant face jew meme.jpg|[[Merchant Face]] | |||
File:Lego Angry Birds.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Face_Hugger_Alien.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_What_I_Remember_Most.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Storm_Leader.jpg | |||
File:Lego_Escher_2.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Cthulhu.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Strategy.jpg | |||
File:LOL_Cats_-_Lego_Give_A_Fuck.jpg | |||
File:Futurama_lego.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Butters.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Friends_Jealousy.jpg | |||
File:Dead_horse_beating.jpg | |||
File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]! | |||
File:Legolongcat.jpg|Legos [[Longcat]] is looooooooooooooooong. | |||
File:Holohoaxkitlego.jpg | |||
File:Holohoaxkit2.JPG | |||
File:Legopanzer.jpg | |||
File:Legointensify.gif | |||
File:Nazilegoguy.jpg | |||
File:Nlegitler.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==How | ==How To Troll Legos Fans== | ||
[[ | [[File:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_01.jpg|thumb|Typical Legos Creator]] | ||
* Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks | * Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks | ||
* Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized | * Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized | ||
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* Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos. | * Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos. | ||
* Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy. | * Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy. | ||
* Point out that 'Lego' is a brand name and [[Grammar Nazi|an uncountable noun,]] and refuse to recognize what they mean by 'legos' | |||
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* Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Autism]] - a requirement to play with legos. | |||
*[[Shit nobody cares about]] | *[[Shit nobody cares about]] | ||
*[[Blunty3000]] | *[[Blunty3000]] | ||
*[[Barbie]] | *[[Barbie]] | ||
*[[Fanboy]] | *[[Fanboy]] | ||
*[[13-year-old boy]] | |||
*[[RAGE]] | |||
*[[Manchild]] | |||
===Shameless Ripoffs=== | |||
*[[Roblox]] | *[[Roblox]] | ||
*[[Blockland]] | *[[Blockland]] | ||
*[[Minecraft]] | *[[Minecraft]] | ||
==Links pl0x== | ==Links pl0x== | ||
{{4chanarchive|92290073|Lego cars|37836937|Lego man's wife is a whore|47820551|[[Nostalgia thread]]|align=right}} | |||
*[http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Official Legos site] | *[http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Official Legos site] | ||
*[http://club.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Legos Club site] | *[http://club.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Legos Club site] | ||
* | *{{yt|u|LEGOClubTV|Legos Club YouTube channel}} | ||
*[http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/LEGO-boycot-funny-475550.html Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings] | *[http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/LEGO-boycot-funny-475550.html Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings] | ||
*[http://www.davidglennsimmons.com/archive/MyLegoCreations/The%20Reinvention%20of%20Lego.htm Lego is serious business] | |||
*[http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=81983 Lego is still serious business] | |||
*[http://www.lugnet.com/ Your typical crappy fansite] | *[http://www.lugnet.com/ Your typical crappy fansite] | ||
*[http://www. | *[http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/ Another crappy fansite.] [[Asking for it|Surprisingly troll-free.]] | ||
*[http://www.talentapes.com/valerielego/ Official Legos reporter] | *[http://www.talentapes.com/valerielego/ Official Legos reporter] | ||
*[http:// | *[http://curiousphotos.blogspot.co.uk/2009/09/lego-church.html Sad, lonely, 50-year-old cat-obsessed virgin Christfag spends 18 months building Lego church, posts results online] | ||
*[http://www.bricklink.com Sell your Legos for Jew golds!] | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
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[[Category:Memes]] | [[Category:Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Subcultures]] | [[Category:Subcultures]] |
Latest revision as of 06:55, 13 January 2023
Lego is a Danish company founded at least 100 years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to children under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. In contrast, Legos are also made of win in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your special mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic dong. This combination of win and fail suits pretty much any ADD ridden faggot (see: Blunty3000) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their pathetic lives.
Not only are they notorious for killing small children, but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from butthurt fanboy who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their complex shapes or their ability to be made into ANYTHING at all? Noone will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating retard who needs serious halp over this sick obsession.
Common Uses For Legos
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Here is a compiled list of uses for legos:
- RAGE-ing when you can't find that last piece for your shitty model
- Making replicas of everything
- Choking to death
- Spending way to much money on a piece of shit
- Keeping your virginity intact.
Why Legos Is Fail
Legos Fanboys
Sadly, like all good things, there are people who take everything too seriously. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of crappy parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus unoriginal. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the internet, complaining about how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now. Here are some examples of their faggotry:
- Seriously, what the fuck.
Previous Video | Next Video
Legos Club
Nothing worth talking about, pretty much just a shitty place for Legos fans to chillax at, much like Habbo but without any nigras in the pools.
Get 6 magazines plus 3 cheap little models when you sign up for Brickmaster! ONLY $39.99!!!
Legos Has Gone Full Furfag
Part of their 2013 failup, The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima". Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG! Never...never go full furfag...
On an unrelated note chima was created last thursday after the failed thundercats reboot bailed its ass and left lego with a bunch of unused leftovers resulting in a long lasting and more profitable franchise then whatever the fuck thundercats ever hoped to achieve.
Gallery
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Legos: Serious Business
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Lego 2Pac
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Legos can be dangerous
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A negro Legos wishes to rape a white woman
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Recreating historic moments in history
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Legos supports terrorism
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Legos stores are a common hangout for pedophiles
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Slavery is a common theme in Legos sets
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Now ruining albums
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Legos is rascist :O
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OMG, Secret Nazi Legos!!
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Legos Bible: Coming soon to a store near you
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How Suicide Girls really die
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Legos take priority over womenz
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Muhammad playset
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Another product sponsored by Legos
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Basement Dweller's masterpiece
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Legos Cat is not amused
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The new JFK series
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Legalize Legoes
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Lego Hitler!!
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You get your bitch ass back to the kitchen!
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LEGO HAMAS
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Hawt new prepubescent masturbation theme!
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Now comes in beaner!
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Now comes in nigger!
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What your average Legos builder looks like.
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The fallen God of the Legos fan community.
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Legos love a good rape! -
Now comes in
Nigger Hater -
Legos Jesus
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YGGR
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Legos is Legion
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TF2 Playset
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~desu~ -
Now comes in animu!
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Legos Longcat is looooooooooooooooong.
How To Troll Legos Fans
- Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks
- Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized
- Say Bionicle fucking owns all other themes-lying is the best form of trolling.
- Claim that the modern versions of Pirates and Space are the tits and the "classic" versions suck cock
- No matter what it looks like, say their model needs to be MOAR custom.
- Say that Legos is nothing but real life pixels.
- Tell them Legos Island 2 is better than Legos Island 1, or vice versa.
- Say something bad about their dead demigod James Jessiman.
- Tell them that Legos may release Twilight sets soon
- If you see them often, like if they are a friend of yours, take a small piece off one of their sets on display each time when they aren't looking
- Whenever they say "Lego" correct them by saying it's, "Legos".
- Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos.
- Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy.
- Point out that 'Lego' is a brand name and an uncountable noun, and refuse to recognize what they mean by 'legos'
- Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle.
See Also
- Autism - a requirement to play with legos.
- Shit nobody cares about
- Blunty3000
- Barbie
- Fanboy
- 13-year-old boy
- RAGE
- Manchild
Shameless Ripoffs
Links pl0x
- 92290073: Lego cars
- 37836937: Lego man's wife is a whore
- 47820551: Nostalgia thread
- Official Legos site
- Legos Club site
- Legos Club YouTube channel
- Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings
- Lego is serious business
- Lego is still serious business
- Your typical crappy fansite
- Another crappy fansite. Surprisingly troll-free.
- Official Legos reporter
- Sad, lonely, 50-year-old cat-obsessed virgin Christfag spends 18 months building Lego church, posts results online
- Sell your Legos for Jew golds!