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''Not to be confused with: [[LoL]]. See [[LOL|disambiguation]] for more.''
{{Warning|[[WebMD]] has stated that using lol, any variants of lol, or other [[faggotry]] causes various conditions such as [[AIDS]].}}
[[image:lol.jpg|180px|right]]
[[image:lol.jpg|180px|right]]
'''Lol''': (Acronym: laughing out loud) an exclamation used on the [[internet]] to express [[gay|gaiety]] and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to [[The Aristocrats|funny jokes]]. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: [[rofl|IROFL]]]
'''Lol''': (Acronym: laughing out loud; not to be confused with [[lulz]]) an exclamation and an excrement of the [[internets]] to express [[homosexuality]] and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to [[The Aristocrats|funny jokes]]. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: [[rofl|IROFL]]]
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==Stop using it==
==[[boring|Stop using it]]==
There are many side effects from using the acronym lol such as turning into a [[16 year old girl]] or contracting [[AIDs]], for your healthy and safety, we advise not to use lol unless you want to state how much of a [[shit]] you are.
[[image:Lol Rage face.gif|180px|right]]
[[image:Lol Rage face.gif|180px|right]]
Hey! You! Yeah, you with the face! We would like to point out a few things about the abbreviation '''lol''', and why YOU should just stop using it.
*It is an abbreviation for "Laugh/Laughs/Laughing/Laughed out loud". As such, there is no reason add -ed or -ing at the end. That is subsumed in the context in which the term is used. You do not "laugh out louded" nor are you "laugh out louding", [[faggot]].
 
*It is an abbreviation for "Laugh/Laughs/Laughing/Laughed out loud". As such, there is no reason on this Earth to add -ed or -ing at the end. That is subsumed in the context in which the term is used. You do not "laugh out louded" nor are you "laugh out louding".
 
*Since '''lol''' is an abbreviation, there is absolutely no reason to use it on a forum or message board. You are not texting and are not being charged for each line you type.
*Since '''lol''' is an abbreviation, there is absolutely no reason to use it on a forum or message board. You are not texting and are not being charged for each line you type.
 
*'''Lol''' is not a greeting, a salutation, a closing statement, or punctuation. Stop putting it at the beginning and end of everything you type.
*'''Lol''' is not a greeting, a salutation, a closing statement, or punctuation. Stop putting it at the beginning and end of Every. Single. Line. You type. Commas exist for a reason, you halfwit.
*Thanks to the lack of [[original content]], nothing can trigger [[lulz]] anymore. If you are truly laughing out loud at every dead meme or thing you read on the internet, then [[you]] are either [[Fucktard|mentally deficient]], have [[Unfunny|no real sense of humor]], or have a [[Cancer|brain tumor]]. In any event, consult a doctor, or better yet, be the [[an hero]].
 
Those whose intelligence has been mutilated by the internet to the point that they actually say '''lol''' in the real world should be imprisoned with [[Bubba]] as quick as possible and have [[goatse]] for something to '''lol''' about.
*Thanks to the lack of [[original content]], nothing is funny anymore. If you are truly laughing out loud at every insipid and stupid thing you read on the internet, then [[you]] are either [[Fucktard|mentally deficient]], have [[Unfunny|no real sense of humor]], or have a [[Cancer|brain tumor]]. In any event, consult a doctor, or better yet, [[kill yourself]].
 
[[Genocide|Those that actually say '''lol''' in the real world should be killed, with extreme prejudice and violence, at the earliest opportunity]].
 
==Modern Meaning==
==Modern Meaning==
'''Lol''' has become the most abused abbreviation on the [[internet]]. Its meaning has reached a point that can't even be parodied anymore:
[[File:Photorealistic LOL.jpg|right|180px|thumb|[[IRL]]]]
# Lack of Laughter
Being the most abused abbreviation on the [[internet]], '''Lol's''' meaning has reached a point that can't even be parodied anymore without making you look like an [[autist]]. Among the new things it stands for include:
# I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway.
*Lack of Laughter
# Lots of love <3 (A ball sack?)
*Lots of love [[Less than three|<3]] (A ballsack?)
# Lesbians on Leashes
*Lesbians on Leashes
# I'm finished typing my sentence now.
*"I'm finished typing my sentence now."
# "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation"
*"I have a very low IQ."
# Also used when [[you]] say something unfunny and everyone else pities you.
*"I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
*"I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway."
However, '''Lol's''' main new use is when [[you]] say something unfunny and everyone else types it to pity [[you]].


==People who use lol==
*[[Jews]]
*[[You]]
*[[Autists]]
*[[16 year old girls]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[12 year old girls]]
*Anyone who uses [[forced memes]]
*Many more mentally handicapped people (primarily under the age of 18)
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg||lolGallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg||lolGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Lolmantiseses.gif
image:Lolmantiseses.gif
File:LOL DROWN.jpg|LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
image:Lolmouth small.jpg
File:Alcolol.jpg
image:LOL DROWN.jpg|LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
File:Lulz Corruption.jpg
image:I lol'd.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
image:Zeldatyp.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
image:Alcolol.jpg
image:Lulz Corruption.jpg|Right before [[Lulz|the corruption]]
image:Bit too harsh.PNG
image:Laugh out Lord.jpg
Image:Steamloller.gif|[[Steamloller]]
Image:Steamloller.gif|[[Steamloller]]
Image:Lollercoaster.gif|[[Lollercoaster]]
Image:Lollercoaster.gif|[[Lollercoaster]]
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Image:LOLRUS.gif|[[SapphyDracases|LOLRUS]]
Image:LOLRUS.gif|[[SapphyDracases|LOLRUS]]
Image:Lolbus.gif|Lolbus
Image:Lolbus.gif|Lolbus
File:Web lol.png|On the web
image:France_lol.jpg|lol [[kill it with fire]]
Image:Lollercaust.gif|[[Lollercaust]]
Image:Lollercaust.gif|[[Lollercaust]]
Image:Lolstika.gif|[[Lollercaust|Lolstika]]
Image:Lolstika.gif|[[Lollercaust|Lolstika]]
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==Even unfunnier variations==
==Shitter variations==
*[[Lollerskates]]
*[[Lollerskates]]
*[[lawl]]
*[[lawl]]

Latest revision as of 16:28, 18 May 2023

Not to be confused with: LoL. See disambiguation for more.

Warning!
WebMD has stated that using lol, any variants of lol, or other faggotry causes various conditions such as AIDS.

Lol: (Acronym: laughing out loud; not to be confused with lulz) an exclamation and an excrement of the internets to express homosexuality and to indicate that one has human laughed in real life, typically as a result of listening to funny jokes. (this term developed as a response to the CNN reports of lol fraud) [syn: IROFL]

Stop using it

There are many side effects from using the acronym lol such as turning into a 16 year old girl or contracting AIDs, for your healthy and safety, we advise not to use lol unless you want to state how much of a shit you are.

  • It is an abbreviation for "Laugh/Laughs/Laughing/Laughed out loud". As such, there is no reason add -ed or -ing at the end. That is subsumed in the context in which the term is used. You do not "laugh out louded" nor are you "laugh out louding", faggot.
  • Since lol is an abbreviation, there is absolutely no reason to use it on a forum or message board. You are not texting and are not being charged for each line you type.
  • Lol is not a greeting, a salutation, a closing statement, or punctuation. Stop putting it at the beginning and end of everything you type.
  • Thanks to the lack of original content, nothing can trigger lulz anymore. If you are truly laughing out loud at every dead meme or thing you read on the internet, then you are either mentally deficient, have no real sense of humor, or have a brain tumor. In any event, consult a doctor, or better yet, be the an hero.

Those whose intelligence has been mutilated by the internet to the point that they actually say lol in the real world should be imprisoned with Bubba as quick as possible and have goatse for something to lol about.

Modern Meaning

File:Photorealistic LOL.jpg
IRL

Being the most abused abbreviation on the internet, Lol's meaning has reached a point that can't even be parodied anymore without making you look like an autist. Among the new things it stands for include:

  • Lack of Laughter
  • Lots of love <3 (A ballsack?)
  • Lesbians on Leashes
  • "I'm finished typing my sentence now."
  • "I have a very low IQ."
  • "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
  • "I'm scratching my balls and not actually smiling or making any sound but typed it anyway."

However, Lol's main new use is when you say something unfunny and everyone else types it to pity you.

People who use lol

Gallery

  • LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
    LOL if you see someone drowning in bacon
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Shitter variations

WTF
WTF
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