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[[Image:Big rigs box cover.png|thumb|right|The [[fail|best]] game since ''[[Superman 64]]'']]
[[Image:Big rigs box cover.png|thumb|right|150px|The [[fail|best]] game since ''[[Superman 64]]'']]
[[Image:Bigrigsgameplay.jpg|thumb|right|Stunning graphics]]


Like the superb writings of [[Peter Chimaera]] or the stunning art of [[Tori Sue Heck]], '''''Big Rigs''''' is considered to be [[Shit|the top of its league]] and, by far, the most epic game evar since ''[[Halo|Halo 3]]'' and ''[[Bioshock]]'', with [[fail|amazing]] graphics and [[gay|superb]] gameplay and [[Over 9,000|over 4]] different levels to choose from, making it almost as great as ''[[No|Battletoads]]''. [[Over 9,000|10,000+]] [[winrar|WINNERs]] bought [[Truck|Big Rigs]]. [[winrar|YOU'RE WINNER]]! [[image:Big_Rig_Winner.png|20px]]
Like the superb writings of [[Peter Chimaera]] or stunning art of [[Tori Sue Heck]], '''''Big Rigs''''' are considered to be [[Shit|top of its league]] and, by far, the most epic game evar since ''[[Halo|Halo 3]]'' and ''[[Bioshock]]'', with [[fail|amazing]] graphics and [[gay|superb]] gameplay and [[Over 9,000|over 4]] different levels to choose from, making it almost great as ''[[No|Battletoads]]''. [[Over 9,000|10,000+]] [[winrar|WINNERs]] bought [[Truck|Big Rigs]]. [[winrar|YOU'RE WINNER !]] <!--dont remove--> [[image:Big_Rig_Winner.png|18px]] <!--ty-->


== Gameplay/Storyline ==
==Storyline==
''Big Rigs'' features a variety of trucks to choose from, like the standard [[cock|Big Rig]] to, well, the standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA]] meets ''[[Banjo Kazooie]]'' meets [[Pedobear]] in an Arcade-style fighting adventure. Much like any amazing game, its controls are [[Shit|flawless]] and smooth, with [[lie|well-designed levels to add]].
[[Image:Bigrigsgameplay.jpg|thumb|right|225px|[[fail|Stunning]] graphics]]


It takes place in [[China]] during the [[Russia|Cold War]], with the main character being an [[Gears of War|Ex-con who killed his own teammates]]. Your goal is to take down the Chinese government using [[buttsecks|special tactics]] with your [[cock|Big Rigs]] at hand, defeating the evil emperor [[Jack Thompson|Ho-Chi Minh]], and saving the world, all in one hour.
''Big Rigs'' features a variety of trucks to choose from, such as your standard [[cock|Big Rig]]. As far as the game goes, its like [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA]] meets ''[[Banjo Kazooie]]'' except you're guiding the worlds shittiest missile into [[Goatse|N64 Superman rings with the same fucking fog]]. Much like any amazing game, it's controls are [[Shit|flawless]] and smooth, with [[lie|extremely well-designed levels]].


'''Some of the game's [[epic]] gameplay:'''
It takes place in [[China]] during the [[Russia|Cold War]], with main characters resembling an [[Gears of War|ex-con who kills his own teammates]]. Your goals are to take down the Chinese government using [[Ukraine|special military exercises]] with [[cock|Big Rigs]] at hand, defeating evil emperor [[Jack Thompson|Ho-Chi Minh]], all while saving the world in the span of one hour.


===Alleged Gameplay===
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==YOU'RE WINNER !==
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[[Image:Yourewinner.jpg|center|600px|If you play this game, then you will become a [[winnar]]]]
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[[Image:Yourewinner.jpg|thumb|right|If you play this game, then you will become a [[winnar]]]]
''Big Rigs'' also spawned a [[mini meme]] that plenty of [[b|/b/-tards]] use, due to the fact that when you win the game it says in [[ALL CAPS]] "[[A winner is you|YOU'RE WINNER]]". Although it was [[lie|the only flaw]] in the game, many [[douchebag|douchebags]] used it whenever they figured thought they won an argument, when in [[reality]], they failed. Badly. Every single time.
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==YOU'RE WINNER !==
==History==
''Big Rigs'' also spawned a [[mini meme]] that plenty of [[b|/b/-tards]] use, over the fact that when you win a game it says in [[ALL CAPS]] "[[A winner is you|YOU'RE WINNER]]". Although it was [[lie|the only flaw]] in the game, many [[douchebag|douchebags]] used it whenever they thought they won, which in [[reality]], they failed. Badly.
After being created with help of [[Epic Fail Guy|Sergey Titov]], ''Big Rigs'' became huge [[shit|(s)hit]] with gamer and [[tourneyfag|reviewers]] alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof is in [[cum|pudding]]:
== History ==
After being created with the help of [[Epic Fail Guy|Sergey Titov]], ''Big Rigs'' became a huge [[shit|(s)hit]] with gamers and [[tourneyfag|reviewers]] alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof's in the [[cum|pudding]]:


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The highest score given to this game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only as high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had its code re-written to allow a score of zero just for this game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because [[Epic_Fail|even a 1/5 would be too high]].
The high score given to the game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had the code re-written to allow a score of zero just for game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because [[Epic_Fail|even a 1/5 would be too high]].
 
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== Links ==
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== See also ==
== See also ==
*''[[Superman 64]]''
*''[[Superman 64]]''
*''[[Custer's Revenge]]''
*''[[Custer's Revenge]]''
 
*''[[The War Z]]''
*[[Fail]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Winnar]]  
*[[Winnar]]  
*[[Chadwardenn]]
*[[Chadwardenn]]


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Latest revision as of 04:02, 19 July 2022

The best game since Superman 64

Like the superb writings of Peter Chimaera or stunning art of Tori Sue Heck, Big Rigs are considered to be top of its league and, by far, the most epic game evar since Halo 3 and Bioshock, with amazing graphics and superb gameplay and over 4 different levels to choose from, making it almost great as Battletoads. 10,000+ WINNERs bought Big Rigs. YOU'RE WINNER ! 

Storyline

Stunning graphics

Big Rigs features a variety of trucks to choose from, such as your standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like GTA meets Banjo Kazooie except you're guiding the worlds shittiest missile into N64 Superman rings with the same fucking fog. Much like any amazing game, it's controls are flawless and smooth, with extremely well-designed levels.

It takes place in China during the Cold War, with main characters resembling an ex-con who kills his own teammates. Your goals are to take down the Chinese government using special military exercises with Big Rigs at hand, defeating evil emperor Ho-Chi Minh, all while saving the world in the span of one hour.

Alleged Gameplay

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YOU'RE WINNER !

If you play this game, then you will become a winnar
If you play this game, then you will become a winnar


Big Rigs also spawned a mini meme that plenty of /b/-tards use, due to the fact that when you win the game it says in ALL CAPS "YOU'RE WINNER". Although it was the only flaw in the game, many douchebags used it whenever they figured thought they won an argument, when in reality, they failed. Badly. Every single time.

History

After being created with help of Sergey Titov, Big Rigs became huge (s)hit with gamer and reviewers alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof is in pudding:

KICK REASON TO THE CURB. PLAY BIG RIGS!

Even Armake21 reviewed this cum rag!

Someone even made a patch to make this fantastic game even better!

Previous Video | Next Video

The high score given to the game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had the code re-written to allow a score of zero just for game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because even a 1/5 would be too high.

Gallery

Links

See also

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