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{{Spoilers|MadThad got arrested for owning CP}}
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{{quote|The human would be a pain in the ass. She would get on my nerves and bleed every month from her pussy. Mai waifu does none of that, just 24/7 of loving and she's soft as a pillow at night. I love sleeping with her. Can you say the same for your "real" women?|Thad, the intellectual}}
 
[[File:MadThad 0.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Let this set the tone for the rest of the article.]]


MadThad0890 aka [[Powerword|Thaddeus Lewis McMichael]] is a 22 year old [[black]], [[weeaboo]], [[forever alone]] [[pedophile]] who is as hilariously self-incriminating as [[Erik_Möller]]. As a true [[a|/a/]] warrior, he has a waifu from a shitty animu. The biggest lulz came when he was [[party van|vanned]] for opening admitting his pedo fetishes on [[Facebook]].
'''[[Powerword|Thaddeus McMichael]]''' aka "'''MadThad0890'''" aka "HomuHomu," is a sociopath, [[weeaboo]], and [[pedophile]] from [[Detroit|Detoilet, Michigan]], who was as hilariously self-incriminating as [[Erik Möller]]. As a true [[a|/a/]] warrior, he has a waifu from a shitty animu. The biggest lulz came when he got [[Party van|v&]] for openly admitting his pedo fetishes on [[Facebook]]. [[No|Has he learned anything from spending the years 2013 to 2018 in clink as a result?]] This article will be updated with more news, as it happens.


== Meet the man with the waifu ==
== Meet the man with the waifu ==
 
[[File:Madthad as told by kierkegaard.png|250px|thumb|right|The story of MadThad told by Søren Kierkegaard]]
{{quote|I don’t give her personality.  She has her own personality.  She lives in the 2D universe and speaks to me from there through the pictures and pillows.| [[batshit insane|Madthad looking for an insanity plea]]}}  
{{quote|I don’t give her personality.  She has her own personality.  She lives in the 2D universe and speaks to me from there through the pictures and pillows.| [[batshit insane|Madthad looking for the insanity plea]]}}  
{{ quote|She is not bland,  She is full of life and personalty!  Did you really watch school days?  All she wanted was love,  she got bullied at school all the time just because of her GIANT ASS TITS!  She was sad and wanted a friend, so that’s where I come in.  AND School days was NOT wack.  School days is pretty must one of the best anime of all time!  All other anime is the same old boring shit compared to school days.  It turned the harem genres upside down.  Instead of 20 eps of nothing happening school days starts or from the get go and DOESN’T LET YOU THE FUCK GO!  And there hasn’t been nothing like it since! So before you start talking shit about mai waifu and her source materiel GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!  IF YOU COULD SEE THE MEAN FACE SHE GAVE THE SCREEN AS SHE READ YOUR POST, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BELIVE IT!|}}
{{ quote|She is not bland,  She is full of life and personalty[sic]!  Did you really watch school days?  All she wanted was love,  she got bullied at school all the time just because of her GIANT ASS TITS!  She was sad and wanted a friend, so that’s where I come in.  AND School days was NOT wack.  School days is pretty must one of the [[Imma Let You Finish|best anime of all time!]] All other anime is the same old boring shit compared to school days.  It turned the harem genres upside down.  Instead of 20 eps of nothing happening school days starts or from the get go and DOESN’T LET YOU THE FUCK GO!  And there hasn’t been nothing like it since! So before you start talking shit about mai waifu and her source materiel[sic] GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!  IF YOU COULD SEE THE MEAN FACE SHE GAVE THE SCREEN AS SHE READ YOUR POST, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BELIVE[sic] IT!|}}
{{quote|Well you gotta find her.  Download some anime off of baka bt.  Or stream it off netflix of something.  When you find her You’ll know the one.  Only then will you discover TRUE happiness|On how MadThad choose his Waifu at random.}}
{{quote|Well you gotta find her.  Download some anime off of baka bt.  Or stream it off netflix of something.  When you find her You’ll know the one.  Only then will you discover TRUE happiness|On how MadThad choose his Waifu at random.}}


[[File:Waifureal.jpg|thumb|right|MadThad talking to himself]]
[[File:Waifureal.jpg|thumb|right|220px|MadThad talking to himself]]


Instead of getting a date with Michigan’s finest, Madthad cemented his forever alone status by obsessing over a [[Mary Sue]] character from the shit-tier wish-fulfillment harem anime, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_Days_%28visual_novel%29 School Days]; Kotonoha Katsura. [[pathetic|MadThad has shooped his head on the body of the main character and Kotonoha's actual love interest in the show]] in several pictures. Declaring her his [[waifu]], he fawns over the xerox sheet in a picture frame. He also has two mouse pads, and even a body pillow of her that have made their appearances in several of his videos.  Madthad claimed to have spent $30 on the pillow case of his body pillow that would’ve cost less than a third of that at [[Walmart]] without the animu character.
Instead of getting a date with Michigan’s finest, Madthad cemented his forever alone status by obsessing over a [[Mary Sue]] character from the shit-tier wish-fulfillment harem anime, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_Days_%28visual_novel%29 School Days]; Kotonoha Katsura. [[pathetic|MadThad has shooped his head on the body of the main character and Kotonoha's actual love interest in the show]] in several pictures.  


Two of such videos contained him “sharing” a cake with his “[[waifu]].” By sharing, we mean that Madthad ate both cakes in front of an anime picture.  
To him, she's not just a flimsy generic anime character created by a middle-aged Japanese man, [[LOLWUT|she's a woman with her own personality]] - who happens to put up with MadThad's shit. She cockblocks Madthad from getting an actual date, scowls at computer screens when [[Trolls|someone]] says something negative about School Days, MadThad, or her, and other random things that MadThad could think up.


{{fv|MadThad and Animu character|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|<center><youtube>SwKkRzJ0GDs</youtube></center><center>'''MadThad celebrating the birthday of an imaginary character'''</center>|<center><youtube>zVS567-mTMA</youtube></center><center>'''''"No one remembered my birthday, but Kotonoha"'''''</center>}}
Declaring her his [[waifu]], he fawns over the xerox sheet in a picture frame. He also has two mouse pads, and even a body pillow of her that have made their appearances in several of his videos.  Madthad claimed to have spent $30 on the pillow case of his body pillow that would’ve cost less than a third of that at [[Walmart]] without the animu character.


'''If that wasn’t enough, MadThad recorded himself fucking his body pillow. His humping skills are on par with [[Chris-chan/SexScandal2|Chris Chan’s]]. You can watch it here: [http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49970]'''
Two of such videos contained him “sharing” a cake with his “[[waifu]].” By sharing, we mean that [[forever alone|Madthad ate both cakes in front of an anime picture]].
<br>
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|<youtube>zVS567-mTMA</youtube>
;"No one remembered my birthday, but Kotonoha"
}}|border=#6f4f1d|background=#9c7248}}
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'''If that wasn’t enough, MadThad recorded himself fucking his body pillow. His humping skills are on par with [[Chris-chan/SexScandal2|Chris Chan’s]]. You can watch it here: [http://ozkar99.tumblr.com/post/15683325712/madthad0890-it-was-our-first-time-jajajaja]'''


=== Thad’s Other Kinks ===
=== Thad’s other kinks ===
{{quote|She looks like she’s in heaven.  I wish I was a girl for a day.  I’d fuck more men in one day then most women do in there lifetime. |Such an odd statement from a self-proclaimed "straight" pedo.}}
{{quote|She looks like she’s in heaven.  I wish I was a girl for a day.  [[Cool story bro|I’d fuck more men in one day then most women do in there[sic] lifetime]]. |Such an odd statement from a self-proclaimed "straight" pedo.}}


When Thad is not busy fapping to [[lolicon]], [[CP]], or his waifu; he’s fapping to other fetishes that could make some wonder if there is more to his sexuality than he’s letting on. Thad has also admitted to getting off to [[Transsexual|trannies]], [[shotacon|little boys]] (especially the ones in [[Boku No Pico]]), and even [[bestiality]]. Being the desperate guy that he is, he cannot even get himself even [[Rika|the most ugliest tranny]]. So, MadThad shooped himself with tranny pornstar [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bailey_Jay Bailey Jay].
When Thad is not busy fapping to [[lolicon]], [[CP]], or his waifu; he’s fapping to other fetishes that could make some wonder if there is more to his sexuality than he’s letting on. Thad has also admitted to getting off to [[Transsexual|trannies]], [[shotacon|little boys]] (especially the ones in [[Boku No Pico]]), and even [[bestiality]]. Being the desperate guy that he is, he cannot even get himself even [[Rika|the most ugliest tranny]]. So, MadThad shooped himself with tranny pornstar [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bailey_Jay Bailey Jay].  


== Pedophile Vanned==
He also admitted in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7scsJ5Mff1A a video] to getting off to [[rape]] and [[incest]] - even to the point of wishing that he had a little sister to rape. He later added that he wouldn't rape his brother, because his brother is "a faggot," making it obvious that Madthad thought about raping his own brother before.
{{quote|A COCK BLOCKING PIECE OF SHIT! Have you seen the show?  Most of the guys look like friendly men that just want to show a little girl a good time.  Aint like there coming over with forks and knives to eat the fucking girls. They just wanna get drunk off wine coolers and fuck.  BUT NOOOOOOOOO MR. FUCKING COCK BLOCKER APPEARS FROM AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER AND HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO FUCKING ASK THE NIGGAS TO HAVE A SEAT. 
FUCK THAT GUY!  LEADING A MAN ON LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GET SOME SEX THEN COCK BLOCKS HIM TO JAIL.  FUCK HIM AND OTHER INTERNET POLICE DEPARTMENTS THAT DO SHIT LIKE THAT.  AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID IT!| Why don’t you have a seat, MadThad?}}


{{quote|[[ohbutyouwillpet|What if I adopt a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage.]]}}
== Pedophile vanned==
{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|'''[[Chris Hansen|A COCK BLOCKING PIECE OF SHIT!]] Have you seen the show?  Most of the guys look like friendly men that just want to show a little girl a good time.  Aint[sic] like there coming over with forks and knives to eat the fucking girls.  They just wanna get drunk off wine coolers and fuck.|
|'''BUT NOOOOOOOOO MR. FUCKING COCK BLOCKER APPEARS FROM AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER AND HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO FUCKING ASK THE NIGGAS TO HAVE A SEAT.|
|'''FUCK THAT GUY!  LEADING A MAN ON LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GET SOME SEX THEN COCK BLOCKS HIM TO JAIL.  FUCK HIM AND OTHER INTERNET POLICE DEPARTMENTS THAT DO SHIT LIKE THAT.  AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID IT!'''| Why don’t you have a seat, MadThad?}}


{{quote|[[sick fuck|'''What if I adopt a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage.''']]}}
[[File:MadThad facebook.jpg|thumb|right|One of his many self-incriminating posts]]
[[File:MadThad facebook.jpg|thumb|right|One of his many self-incriminating posts]]
If that lovely quote wasn’t [[obvious]] enough, MadThad loves 'em young, even though he’s too much of a coward to try and snatch one. His unwillingness to keep it a secret is what sent the Party Van to his door. On [[Facebook]], he discussed with his family and friends how to look for child porn, how to encrypt it, and how he faps after viewing it. How does the FBI even track IPs anyway?
In 2013, after receiving an anonymous complaint about his posts, the FBI seized every shred of technology that MadThad owned. When questioned, [[Nice try|MadThad replied that the posts about his cp collection were only a joke]]. However, the FBI wasn’t as stupid as he thought they were, and they found 300-350 child porn pictures and videos on his hard drive, in a folder labeled[[dumbass| “don’t click.”]]
[[File:Madthad and the feds.gif|thumb|Madthad's bail was revoked after this message.]]
MadThad posted bail to escape from becoming the prison bitch. The terms of his bail were:
*having to wear an ankle monitor
*being disallowed from using the Internet until the bail was up
[[Fucktard|He got his own bail revoked after posting online three days before it would have ended anyway]].
{{quote|'''I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO #SWAG #WAIFU #ANIMEPUSSY'''|MadThad, May 15th, 2013 {{archive|2vfZe|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/madthad0890/status/334900242447204353|title=2}}}}
Thad had to take [http://www.archive.org/download/gov.uscourts.mied.281875/gov.uscourts.mied.281875.44.0.pdf|''another'' plea bargain] that will require him to spend five to twenty years in prison. He will also be required to delete [http://ia801709.us.archive.org/33/items/gov.uscourts.mied.281875/gov.uscourts.mied.281875.45.0.pdf his online accounts] and register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. Also according to court documents, his sentence was determined by the fact that Madthad had [[Over 9000|over 600 images of child porn]] with "sadistic or masochistic conduct."
Thad was [[B&|committed]] to the US Bureau of [[Bubba|Prisons]] until his release on [[Last Thursday|October 9th, 2018.]] He can be found on the BOP [http://www.bop.gov/inmateloc/ '''inmate locator'''] as prisoner #46844-039. As part of his many parole conditions, after release he will not be allowed to own or frequent shops that sell [[Pr0n|porn]] of any type, must give all online account passwords to the US Department of [[Hax|Justice,]] and can only use one Internet-connected device. If past experience is anything to go by, that's one Internet-connected device too many and more drama will therefore ensue.
== Criminal complaint ==
'''Click to read full document.'''{{collapseobject|hid|[-]|[+]|0|
[[File:Madthad sex offender.png|thumb|right|One eye on the camera, the other looking for lolis]]
<pre>
United States District Court for the Eastern District of Michican
Unived States of America
v.
THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL
Case: 2: 12-mj-20147
Judge:  Unassigned
Filed:  02-29-2012 At 10: 04 AM
USA V. MCMICHAEL (CMP)(MRM)
Criminal Complaint
I, the complainant in this case, state that the following is true to the best of my knowledge and belief.
On or about the sate(s) of July 1, 2013 - February 17 2012 in the county of Oakland in the Eastern District of Michigan, the defendant(s) violated:
Code Section                                      Offense Description
Title 18, United States Code, Section 2252A(a)(2) Receipt of Child Pornography
Title 18, United States Code, Section 2252A(a)(5) Possession of Child Pornography
The criminal complaint is based on these facts:
See attached addidavit.
Continued on the attached sheet.
Sworn to before me and signed in my presence.
Date:  February 29, 2011
City and state:  Detroit, Michigan
Ryan E. Blanton, Special Agent, FBI
Complainant
Mark A. Randon, United States Magistrate Judge
Judge
I, Ryan E. Blanton, a Special Agent (SA) with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Detroit
Division, being duly sworn, depose and state as follows:
1. I have been employed as a Special Agent of the FBI since August 2009, and am currently
assigned to the Detroit Division Cyber Crime Squad. While employed by the FBI, I have
investigated federal criminal violations related to Internet fraud, computer intrusions, and the
FBI's Innocent Images National Initiative, which investigates matters involving the online
sexual exploitation of children. I have gained experience through training at the FBI
Academy, post Academy training, and everyday work related to conducting these types of
investigations.
2. As a federal agent, I am authorized to investigate violations of laws of the United States and
to execute warrants issued under the authority of the United States.
3. On February 17, 2012, federal search warrants were executed at XXXXX Franklin River
Drive, Apt 307, Southfielt, Michigan 48034 and XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathryn Village,
Michigan 48076 in furtherance of an investigation involving the receipt and possession of
child pornography.
4. I am submitting this affidavit in support of a complaint and arrest warrant authorizng the
arrest of THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL for violations of Title 18, United States Code,
Section 2252(a)(2) and 2252A(a)(5)(B), the receipt and possession of child pornography.
5. The statements in this affidavit are based on the investigation of this matter by Affiant and
other FBI personnel. Since this affidavit is being submitted for the limited purpose of
securing a complaint and arrest warrant, I have not included each and every fact known to
me concerning this investigation. I have set forth only the facts that I believe are necessary
to establish probably cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and
possessed child pornography.
6. On June 24, 2011, the Detroit, MI,division of the FBI was contacted by the Loiusville, KY,
division of the FBI concerning an individual on the social networking website
www.facebook.com (Facebook), who was actively discussing child pornography and
methods for downloading child pornography from the Internet. The Facebook user ID
provided was MADTHAD08.


If that lovely quote wasn’t [[obvious]] enough, MadThad is a raging pedophile, even though he’s too much of a pussy to actually molest one. His unwillingness to keep it a secret is what sent the partyvan to his door. On [[Facebook]], he discussed with his family and friends how to look for child porn, how to encrypt it, and how he faps after viewing it. How does the FBI even track IPs anyway?
7. On the following dates the Facebook profile MADTHAD08 was viewed by Addiant or other
FBI personnel:
: a. July 1, 2011
: b. July 5, 2011
: c. August 12, 2011
: d. October 12, 2011
: e. January 5, 2012
: f. January 8, 2012
Comments posted by the user ID MADTHAD08 included statements regarding methods to
obtain child pornography on the Internet, methods of encrypting child pornography stored on
a computer, and having recently masturbated while viewing child pornography.


After receiving an anonymous complaint about his posts, the FBI seized every shred of technology that MadThad owned. When questioned, [[Nice try|MadThad replied that the posts about his cp collection were only a joke]]. However, the FBI wasn’t as stupid as he was and found 300-350 child porn pictures and videos [[dumbass|under “don’t click/cp.”]] on his flashdrive.  
8. Facebook, Inc. was issued two subpoenas for subscriber information and access logs.
Results obtained from Facebook, Inc., included access logs, with accompanying IP
addresses and access times, as well as subscriber information as THAD MCMICHAEL.


MadThad’s fate is still unknown. Some argue that MadThad is currently in jail, being the waifu to a big burly prisoner. Others say that since this is MadThad’s first offense, he will under house arrest until trial with no internet access. As it turns out, MadThad posted bail to escape from playing a game of irl [[Dating Sim]] with [[Bubba]] in the showers. However, he has to wear an ankle monitor and is [[banned]] from using the internet.  
9. A search of the American Registry for Internet Numbers (ARIN) online database indicated
that IP addresses provided by Facebook, Inc., were registered to the Internet Service
Provider Comcast Cable Communications, Inc. Per their website, ARIN is a nonprofit
organization responsible for managing the Internet numbering resources for North America,
and a portion of the Caribbean.


== Weeping Pedophile White Knights ==
10. Results from administrative subpoenas sent to Comcast Cable Communications, Inc., for IP
addresses and corresponding times of access provided by Facebook, Inc., revealed that, at
those dates and times, the IP addresses were assigned to accounts registered to
KIMBERLY BALLENGER, XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathrup Village, Michigan 48076,
THADDEUS MCMICHAEL, XXXXX Franklin River Drive, Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan
48034, and SPECS HOWARD SCHOOL, 19900 West 89 Mile Road, Southfield, Michigan
48075.


It's a rule of thumb that if [[furries|something exists on the internet]] that it has a [[FurAffinity|hugbox of like-minded individuals]]. In MadThad's case, after his arrest, a couple of his fellow pedophiles and [[BAWW|wept for their fallen hero.]] So much to the point where they swarmed a Michigan newspaper article about MadThad's arrest] claiming that [[Internet Humanitarianism|MadThad was a poor oppressed pedophile]] that got [[raped|violated]] by Da Man. [http://www.freep.com/article/20120229/NEWS03/120229035/southfield-child-pornography-FBI-Facebook The article] was later deleted and replaced with [http://www.freep.com/article/20120302/NEWS03/203020340/Man-21-posts-bond-in-child-porn-case-over-Facebook-postings a new one].  
11. On February 17, 2012, federal search warrants were executed at XXXXX Franklin River
Drive, Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan 48034 and XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathrup Village,
Michigan 48076. A search of the Southfield residence resulted in the seizure of two laptop
computers, one hard drive, two external hard drives, one flash drive, one mini SD flash card,
135 optical disks, two MP3 players, one Microsoft Xbox gming console, one Nintendo Wii
gaming console, one Nintendo memory card, one cable modem, and one network router.
No evidence was seized from the Lathrup Village residence.


When his whiteknights were not raging at newspapers over [[Truth|someone that they likely would forget about in six months]], they're on Youtube making Madthad tributes with [[emo|sad]] music:
12. THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL (MCMICHAEL) was interviewed during the execution of
the search warrand in Southfield. During the interview MCMICHAEL was shown a printout of
the Facebook profile page for the user ID MADTHAD08 and confirmed the account and profile
belonged to him. MCMICHAEL was then shown a series of printed screen shots containing
statements he posted on his Facebook page and was asked to explain the posts. The
following are the statements from the printed screen shots accompanied with
MCMICHAEL'S responses:  


: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.


{{fv|MadThad White Knights Youtube|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|<center>
: b. On 11/02/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "that feel after you fap to cp. It's a feel like
<youtube>jb6NJX6Bp_M</youtube></center><center>'''''[[Butthurt|any ignorant judgemental comments will be deleted. only words of encouragement to a man who made a mistake in life]]'''''</center>|<center><youtube>83VjzL-lMIs</youtube></center><center></center>|<center><youtube>-RLCHcCjVcY</youtube></center><center></center>}}
: none other. It's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40
: year old woman with fake tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9
: year old girl attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum
: squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the
: way your dick feel, OH GPD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You
: moralfags need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die.
: Because there is no other feel like it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a
: joke.
 
: c. On 11/27/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it,
: Most of the time they NEED it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
 
: d. On 12/01/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I gotta plan ahead, can't have all my
: classmates knowing I walk around with 6 gigs of cp...on my keychain."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
 
: e. On 12/06/2011 in response to the question "How can you even be a pedo?"
: being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMIAHERL
: wrote "anything younger than 16 is fine for me...thy have some 13 and younger
: stuff in here." MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke.
 
: f. On 12/06/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I can fap to the came cp video for weeks,
: because it's sooo fucking hot!" MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
 
: g. On 12/08/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "WHOS THE GIRL THAT WANTED TO SEE
: THE RETARD GUT GET BEAT OFF BE A NURSE? WELL HERE IT IS IF
: YOU STILL WNAT TO SEE IT [link to video] For disabled people, sexuality is
: necessary...also it's CP...it's a nurse jacking off a 10 year old boy! not just any
: 10 year old boy, a retard 10 year old boy!" MCMICHAEL claimed ot have
: originally come across the video on 4Chan.org in the /b/ conversation thread.
: MCMICHAEL guessed the age of the male in the video to be eight to twelve
: years old. MCMICHAEL claimed the post was made as a joke.
 
: h. On 12/09/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP."
: MCMICHAEL'S response to being asked about this post was "I plead the fifth."
 
: i. On 12/11/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I got my cp on truecrypt." MCMICHAEL
: claimed this was a joke and that he did not have Truecrypt encryption software.
 
: j. On 12/17/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I'm not renting a damn laptop. I need to
: keep at least 4 gigs of cp on my shit and I not dealing with takeing if off when I'm
: done." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
 
: k. On 12/20/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "using the dsi XL web browser, no computer,
: $70 to see if they can fix it, no refunds, not sure if CP is on it or not..."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
 
: l. On 01/04/2014, MCMICHAEL wrote "I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA! what
: if i adot a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if i take
: her away from the orphenage. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE? IT'S
: FOIL PROOF! Once she become sef awear that i'm cumming inside of her
: nighty, i'll ask her if she'd rather go back to the orphenage or come back to bed.
: yes it's perfect! Theres no way she'd would turn me down. Now i just gotts
: to locate the michigan adoption agency tomorrow and my plan will be put into
: moation. Soon i'll have my very own loli and she'll have no where to run. BWAH
: HAHAHAHA BWAH HAHAHAHAAA." MCMICHAEL claimed that this post was a
: joke and that he couldn't possibly actually adopt a little girl anyway.
 
: m. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "megaporn was the first place I ever got
: fappable CP. I twas 2 girls fucking each other. So hot I still fap to it to this day.
: RIP MAGAPORN. Gone too soon..." MCMICHAEL state that he had located
: and downloaded the described video about two or three years prior to the
: interview.
 
: n. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "wake up, brother at school, mom at work
: i'm gonna finish what i started, go to the computer, internet is off because of
: unpaid bill, forgot my cp usb at home, doesn't have cinamax on demand THIS
: HOUSE IF FUCKING SHIT!" MCMICHAEL stated that he had actually forgotten
: his USB drive but that he was joking about it containing child pornography.
 
: o. On 02/01/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "HOLY FUCK! I went to the liberby today to
: send some resamays out and left my usb drive pluged in a computer with all my
: cp, my resamay along with my name and address on if for about 30 mins. I can
: only thank kami-sama that nobody looked through it." MCMICHAEL stated that
: he had been at the library but he did not leave a USB drive behind.
 
: p. On 02/01/2012, in response to the post "All your CP fits on one flash drive? I
: expected better from you" being written by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "it's 20 gigs." MCMICHAEL stated that he
: did not own a twenty-gigabyte flash drive.
 
13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigaybe usb
flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and
videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the
lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following
directories:
: a. \things\don't click
: b. \things\don't click\teens
: c. \things\don't click\cp
: d. \things\don't click\cp\cp
 
 
14. As of this date, Affiant found approximately 300 to 350 images and videos of child
pornography among MCMICHAEL's electronic media seized during the execution of the
Southfield search warrant.
 
15. Material found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp" included images of tee-shirt designs
featuring images of child pornography. The images showed an internet address of
shirtmockup.com. The website shirtmockup.com allows users to upload images to design
their own tee-shirts and download the resulting image for free.
 
16. Also located onthe usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume.
 
17. Based on Affiant's review of the materials found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp" on
the usb flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL, MCMICHAEL's statements, and Affiant's
training and experience, Affiant believes that MCMICHAEL used the Internet, a means and
facility of interstate or foreign commerce, to further his conduct related to his receipt and
possession of child pornography.
 
18. Affiant concluded that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL was the only individual who had
received and possessed child pornography at the residence, XXXXX Franklin Rive Drive,
Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan 48034 or XXXXX Kilbirnie Aveneu, Lathrup Village, Michigan
48076.
 
19. Based on the aforementioned factual information, your affiant respectfully submits that there
is probable cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and possessed
child pornography, using the Internet, a facility of interstate and foreign commerce, while
within the Eastern District of Michigan.
 
20. Your affiant, therefore, respectfully requests that this Honorable Court issue a complaint and
arrest warrant for THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL, for violations of Title 18, United States
Code, Section 2252A(a)(2) and 2252A(a)(5)(B), the receipt and possession of child
pornography.
 
Ryan E. Blanton
Special Agent
Federal Bureau of Investigation
 
Sworn and subscribed before me this 29th day of February, 2012.
 
MARK A. RANDON
UNITED STATES MAGISTRATE JUDGE
 
</pre>}}
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== Weeping pedophile white knights ==
 
[[File:MadThad white knight.png|thumb|right|[[Internet Tough Guy|'' "You're a fucking fuck that deserves to die if you think that Madthad deserved to be arrested!" '']]]]
[[File:Boxxy loves MadThad.jpg|thumb|right|[[Goodnight sweet prince|Rest well in your jail cell tonight]] MadThad0890, for the neckbeards at [[Catiechan]] will always have your back.]]
 
It's a rule of thumb that if [[Furries|something exists on the Internet]] that it has a [[FurAffinity|hugbox of like-minded individuals]]. In MadThad's case, after his arrest, a couple of his fellow pedophiles and lolicon fans [[BAWW|wept for their fallen hero.]] So much to the point where they swarmed a Michigan newspaper article about MadThad's arrest claiming that [[Internet Humanitarianism|MadThad was a poor oppressed pedophile]] that got [[raped|violated]] by Da Man. [http://www.freep.com/article/20120229/NEWS03/120229035/southfield-child-pornography-FBI-Facebook The article] was later deleted and replaced with [http://www.freep.com/article/20120302/NEWS03/203020340/Man-21-posts-bond-in-child-porn-case-over-Facebook-postings a new one].
 
When his whiteknights were not raging at online newspaper articles over [[Truth|someone that they likely would forget about in six months]], they're on YouTube making Madthad tributes with [[emo|sad]] music:
<br>
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;[[Butthurt|any ignorant judgemental comments will be deleted. only words of encouragement to a man who made a mistake in life]]
|<youtube>J5APWoNUzXY</youtube>
}}|border=#6f4f1d|background=#9c7248}}
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<br>
==Natalie==
[[File:Latina Crackhead.png|thumb|Natailie, in her prime]]
Natalie is Thad's crack [[whore]] waifu in the [[Detroit|concrete jungle of Detroit]] that met before that nigga got locked up for [[CP]]. A highlight is him attempting to in a livestream to visit her, only for him to [[Stalker|circle around a neighborhood 20+ times]], making him look more like a creepy pedophile then he already is. [[Billy Mays|BUT I'M NOT DONE YET.]] He also just so happens to get [[Dumbass|$10 stolen off of him by a crackwhore who gaslit him into believing she was willing to meet him and suck his BBC]]. Sadly it turned out she lied to our MC of this anime, and that nigga went home, [[Epic Fail|tired and dick dry.]]
<youtube>https://youtu.be/1xouR4Fh35M</youtube>


== Pictures ==
== Pictures ==


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File:MadThad 2.jpg|The citizens of Michigan would be proud.
File:MadThad 2.jpg|The [[BlueCatRiolu|citizens of Michigan]] would be proud.
File:MadThad proposing to Kotonoha.jpg|The [[IRL]] version of [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online]].
File:MadThad proposing to Kotonoha.jpg|The [[IRL]] version of [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online]].
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File:MadThad at Youmacon 2011.jpg| Poor Thad's even alone at an [[Anime]] [[Convention]].
File:MadThad at Youmacon 2011.jpg| Poor Thad's even alone at an [[Anime]] [[Convention]].
File:MadThad being a sick fuck 0.png| MadThad adding [[bestiality]] to the long list of things he would fap to.
File:MadThad being a sick fuck 0.png| MadThad adding [[bestiality]] to the long list of things he would fap to.
File:MadThad facebook 0.jpg|[[Retard|Madthad admitting on Facebook that he brought his cp to school with him.]]
File:Madthad self hating black.png|[[BAWWW|The black kids at his school were mean to him]]
File:Madthad self hating black.png|[[BAWWW|The black kids at his school were mean to him]]
File:MadThad wanting 17 year old michigan girl.png| A roundabout way of saying that he's too scared to meet an IRL [[jailbait]].
File:MadThad wanting 17 year old michigan girl.png| A roundabout way of saying that he's too scared to meet an IRL [[jailbait]].
File:MetaBeta MadThad.png| [[Mspaint|Nice shoop skills, bro]]
File:MetaBeta MadThad.png| [[Mspaint|Nice shoop skills, bro]]
File:MadThad KFC.jpg|Even black weeaboos cannot resist the power of [[KFC]]
File:MadThad shoop skills.jpg
File:MadThad shoop skills.jpg
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File:MadThad being forever alone.png| Typical Madthad response to being told to go find himself an actual girlfriend.
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File:Even Youtube trolls MadThad.jpg
File:Mad Thad and Bailey Jay.jpg| Even when a [[transsexual]] is shooped into picture, MadThad has to rely on the classic [[hover hand]].
File:Mad Thad and Bailey Jay.jpg| Even when a [[transsexual]] is shooped into picture, MadThad has to rely on the classic [[hover hand]].
File:MadThad tranny.png| On the internet, becoming a tranny is the new [[Goth]]. In MadThad's case, he wants to become a little girl.
File:MadThad tranny.png| On the Internet, becoming a tranny is the new [[Goth]]. In MadThad's case, he wants to become a little girl.
File:MadThad being a sick fuck.png
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File:MadThad milk.jpg|AYE LIEK MELK
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== Youtube Shenanigans ==
== YouTube shenanigans ==


{{fv|MadThad Youtube|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|<center><youtube>T_KLMhfiN0U</youtube></center><center>'''MadThad's review on [[Fleshlight|Tenga]].'''</center>|<center><youtube>QWXc3Hq58zo</youtube></center><center>'''''Fucking fapping all fucking night'''''</center>|<center><youtube>rEutofx9t9k</youtube></center><center>'''Yes, he's serious about liking [[Twilight]]'''</center>|<center><youtube>xX_twhcXJoA</youtube></center><center>'''[[Why.jpg|MadThad flailing around to NSYNC]]'''</center>|<center><youtube>I-u4wFAyuFM</youtube></center>|<center><youtube>f5nCEMfEo0w</youtube></center><center>'''Him having a seizure while listening to the opening of [[Lucky Star]]'''</center>|<center><youtube>hpc8TjPCWiE</youtube></center><center>'''Him complaining about food from [[Burger King]]'''</center>}}
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;MadThad's review on [[Fleshlight|Tenga.]]
|<youtube>QWXc3Hq58zo</youtube>
;Fucking fapping all fucking night
|<youtube>rEutofx9t9k</youtube>
;Yes, he's serious about liking [[Twilight]]
|<youtube>xX_twhcXJoA</youtube>
;[[Why.jpg|MadThad flailing around to NSYNC]]
|<youtube>I-u4wFAyuFM</youtube><br>
|<youtube>f5nCEMfEo0w</youtube>
Him having a seizure while listening to the opening of [[Lucky Star]]
|<youtube>hpc8TjPCWiE</youtube>
Him complaining about food from [[Burger King]]
|<youtube>gH7Y52Lmr8I</youtube>
;Another [[McDonalds|fast food]] review, revealing much about his diet
|<youtube>0dt1Jpi0Et0</youtube>
;[[Manchild|MadThad playing with a toy]] and being rude to his brother
}}|border=#6f4f1d|background=#9c7248}}
}}


== External Links ==
== See also ==
 
{{Weeaboo}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/MadThad0890 His Youtube account]
* [[A|/a/]]
 
* [[CP]]
* [http://www.pornhub.com/users/madthad0890/ His porn account where he posted videos of himself fapping to hentai and favored interracial and chubby porn.]
* [[Lord Foxworth]]
* [[Mai waifu]]
* [[Nigger]]
* [[Party van]]
* [[ValisHD]]


== External links ==
* {{yt|c|MadThad0890}} - YouTube account
*[https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/Kotonohas%27%20Husbando/ Namefagging]
* madthad0890 - Pornhub account with videos of himself fapping to hentai and interracial and chubby porn in his favorites. Activity as of his 10/09/18 release date: <span style="padding:5px;color:#b1b1b1;background-color:#000;">'''<span style="color:#5b5b5b;">Last Login:</span> 2 weeks ago'''</span>
* [http://motherless.com/f/madthad0890 His motherless account]
* [http://motherless.com/f/madthad0890 His motherless account]
 
* <s>{{tumblr|madthad0890}}</s> {{archive|HDZj}} - Tumblr
* [http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/ His tumblr]
* {{twitter|madthad0890}}
 
* <s>{{facebook|MADTHAD08}}</s> {{archive|qUii}} - Facebook account where he got busted for discussing CP
* [https://twitter.com/madthad0890 His Twitter]
** <s>{{facebook|thaddeusmcm}}</s> {{archive|nfIt}} - Other Facebook account
 
* [http://www.freep.com/article/20120302/NEWS03/203020340/Man-21-posts-bond-in-child-porn-case-over-Facebook-postings News article]
* [http://www.facebook.com/thaddeusmcm His Facebook]
 
* [http://www.facebook.com/MADTHAD08 His Facebook account where he got busted for discussing CP, '''HIDDEN''' ]
 
* [http://www.freep.com/article/20120302/NEWS03/203020340/Man-21-posts-bond-in-child-porn-case-over-Facebook-postings News Article]
 
== See Also ==


{{Pedoseries}}
{{Pedoseries}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Afro}}
{{Afro}}
[[Category:People]]
{{timeline|Featured article October 9 & 10, [[2018]]|[[Doctor Who]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Kurt Eichenwald]]}}

Latest revision as of 14:35, 6 March 2023

   
 
The human would be a pain in the ass. She would get on my nerves and bleed every month from her pussy. Mai waifu does none of that, just 24/7 of loving and she's soft as a pillow at night. I love sleeping with her. Can you say the same for your "real" women?
 

 
 

—Thad, the intellectual

Let this set the tone for the rest of the article.

Thaddeus McMichael aka "MadThad0890" aka "HomuHomu," is a sociopath, weeaboo, and pedophile from Detoilet, Michigan, who was as hilariously self-incriminating as Erik Möller. As a true /a/ warrior, he has a waifu from a shitty animu. The biggest lulz came when he got v& for openly admitting his pedo fetishes on Facebook. Has he learned anything from spending the years 2013 to 2018 in clink as a result? This article will be updated with more news, as it happens.

Meet the man with the waifu

The story of MadThad told by Søren Kierkegaard
   
 
I don’t give her personality. She has her own personality. She lives in the 2D universe and speaks to me from there through the pictures and pillows.
 

 
 

Madthad looking for the insanity plea

   
 
She is not bland, She is full of life and personalty[sic]! Did you really watch school days? All she wanted was love, she got bullied at school all the time just because of her GIANT ASS TITS! She was sad and wanted a friend, so that’s where I come in. AND School days was NOT wack. School days is pretty must one of the best anime of all time! All other anime is the same old boring shit compared to school days. It turned the harem genres upside down. Instead of 20 eps of nothing happening school days starts or from the get go and DOESN’T LET YOU THE FUCK GO! And there hasn’t been nothing like it since! So before you start talking shit about mai waifu and her source materiel[sic] GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! IF YOU COULD SEE THE MEAN FACE SHE GAVE THE SCREEN AS SHE READ YOUR POST, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BELIVE[sic] IT!
 

 
 

   
 
Well you gotta find her. Download some anime off of baka bt. Or stream it off netflix of something. When you find her You’ll know the one. Only then will you discover TRUE happiness
 

 
 

—On how MadThad choose his Waifu at random.

MadThad talking to himself

Instead of getting a date with Michigan’s finest, Madthad cemented his forever alone status by obsessing over a Mary Sue character from the shit-tier wish-fulfillment harem anime, School Days; Kotonoha Katsura. MadThad has shooped his head on the body of the main character and Kotonoha's actual love interest in the show in several pictures.

To him, she's not just a flimsy generic anime character created by a middle-aged Japanese man, she's a woman with her own personality - who happens to put up with MadThad's shit. She cockblocks Madthad from getting an actual date, scowls at computer screens when someone says something negative about School Days, MadThad, or her, and other random things that MadThad could think up.

Declaring her his waifu, he fawns over the xerox sheet in a picture frame. He also has two mouse pads, and even a body pillow of her that have made their appearances in several of his videos. Madthad claimed to have spent $30 on the pillow case of his body pillow that would’ve cost less than a third of that at Walmart without the animu character.

Two of such videos contained him “sharing” a cake with his “waifu.” By sharing, we mean that Madthad ate both cakes in front of an anime picture.

MadThad celebrating the birthday of an imaginary character

"No one remembered my birthday, but Kotonoha"


If that wasn’t enough, MadThad recorded himself fucking his body pillow. His humping skills are on par with Chris Chan’s. You can watch it here: [1]

Thad’s other kinks

   
 
She looks like she’s in heaven. I wish I was a girl for a day. I’d fuck more men in one day then most women do in there[sic] lifetime.
 

 
 

—Such an odd statement from a self-proclaimed "straight" pedo.

When Thad is not busy fapping to lolicon, CP, or his waifu; he’s fapping to other fetishes that could make some wonder if there is more to his sexuality than he’s letting on. Thad has also admitted to getting off to trannies, little boys (especially the ones in Boku No Pico), and even bestiality. Being the desperate guy that he is, he cannot even get himself even the most ugliest tranny. So, MadThad shooped himself with tranny pornstar Bailey Jay.

He also admitted in a video to getting off to rape and incest - even to the point of wishing that he had a little sister to rape. He later added that he wouldn't rape his brother, because his brother is "a faggot," making it obvious that Madthad thought about raping his own brother before.

Pedophile vanned

   
 
A COCK BLOCKING PIECE OF SHIT! Have you seen the show? Most of the guys look like friendly men that just want to show a little girl a good time. Aint[sic] like there coming over with forks and knives to eat the fucking girls. They just wanna get drunk off wine coolers and fuck.
 

 
 

   
 
BUT NOOOOOOOOO MR. FUCKING COCK BLOCKER APPEARS FROM AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER AND HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO FUCKING ASK THE NIGGAS TO HAVE A SEAT.
 

 
 

   
 
FUCK THAT GUY! LEADING A MAN ON LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GET SOME SEX THEN COCK BLOCKS HIM TO JAIL. FUCK HIM AND OTHER INTERNET POLICE DEPARTMENTS THAT DO SHIT LIKE THAT. AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID IT!
 

 
 

— Why don’t you have a seat, MadThad?

   
 
What if I adopt a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage.
 

 
 

One of his many self-incriminating posts

If that lovely quote wasn’t obvious enough, MadThad loves 'em young, even though he’s too much of a coward to try and snatch one. His unwillingness to keep it a secret is what sent the Party Van to his door. On Facebook, he discussed with his family and friends how to look for child porn, how to encrypt it, and how he faps after viewing it. How does the FBI even track IPs anyway?

In 2013, after receiving an anonymous complaint about his posts, the FBI seized every shred of technology that MadThad owned. When questioned, MadThad replied that the posts about his cp collection were only a joke. However, the FBI wasn’t as stupid as he thought they were, and they found 300-350 child porn pictures and videos on his hard drive, in a folder labeled “don’t click.”

Madthad's bail was revoked after this message.

MadThad posted bail to escape from becoming the prison bitch. The terms of his bail were:

  • having to wear an ankle monitor
  • being disallowed from using the Internet until the bail was up

He got his own bail revoked after posting online three days before it would have ended anyway.

   
 
I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO #SWAG #WAIFU #ANIMEPUSSY
 

 
 

—MadThad, May 15th, 2013 1 2

Thad had to take another plea bargain that will require him to spend five to twenty years in prison. He will also be required to delete his online accounts and register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. Also according to court documents, his sentence was determined by the fact that Madthad had over 600 images of child porn with "sadistic or masochistic conduct."

Thad was committed to the US Bureau of Prisons until his release on October 9th, 2018. He can be found on the BOP inmate locator as prisoner #46844-039. As part of his many parole conditions, after release he will not be allowed to own or frequent shops that sell porn of any type, must give all online account passwords to the US Department of Justice, and can only use one Internet-connected device. If past experience is anything to go by, that's one Internet-connected device too many and more drama will therefore ensue.

Criminal complaint

Click to read full document.[[-][+]]

One eye on the camera, the other looking for lolis
United States District Court for the Eastern District of Michican
Unived States of America
v.
THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL

Case: 2: 12-mj-20147
Judge:  Unassigned
Filed:  02-29-2012 At 10: 04 AM
USA V. MCMICHAEL (CMP)(MRM)

Criminal Complaint
I, the complainant in this case, state that the following is true to the best of my knowledge and belief.

On or about the sate(s) of July 1, 2013 - February 17 2012 in the county of Oakland in the Eastern District of Michigan, the defendant(s) violated: 

Code Section                                      Offense Description
Title 18, United States Code, Section 2252A(a)(2) Receipt of Child Pornography
Title 18, United States Code, Section 2252A(a)(5) Possession of Child Pornography

The criminal complaint is based on these facts: 
See attached addidavit.
Continued on the attached sheet.

Sworn to before me and signed in my presence.
Date:  February 29, 2011
City and state:  Detroit, Michigan

Ryan E. Blanton, Special Agent, FBI
Complainant
Mark A. Randon, United States Magistrate Judge
Judge



I, Ryan E. Blanton, a Special Agent (SA) with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Detroit
Division, being duly sworn, depose and state as follows: 

1. I have been employed as a Special Agent of the FBI since August 2009, and am currently
assigned to the Detroit Division Cyber Crime Squad. While employed by the FBI, I have
investigated federal criminal violations related to Internet fraud, computer intrusions, and the
FBI's Innocent Images National Initiative, which investigates matters involving the online
sexual exploitation of children. I have gained experience through training at the FBI
Academy, post Academy training, and everyday work related to conducting these types of
investigations.

2. As a federal agent, I am authorized to investigate violations of laws of the United States and
to execute warrants issued under the authority of the United States.

3. On February 17, 2012, federal search warrants were executed at XXXXX Franklin River
Drive, Apt 307, Southfielt, Michigan 48034 and XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathryn Village,
Michigan 48076 in furtherance of an investigation involving the receipt and possession of
child pornography.

4. I am submitting this affidavit in support of a complaint and arrest warrant authorizng the
arrest of THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL for violations of Title 18, United States Code,
Section 2252(a)(2) and 2252A(a)(5)(B), the receipt and possession of child pornography.

5. The statements in this affidavit are based on the investigation of this matter by Affiant and
other FBI personnel. Since this affidavit is being submitted for the limited purpose of
securing a complaint and arrest warrant, I have not included each and every fact known to
me concerning this investigation. I have set forth only the facts that I believe are necessary
to establish probably cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and
possessed child pornography.

6. On June 24, 2011, the Detroit, MI,division of the FBI was contacted by the Loiusville, KY,
division of the FBI concerning an individual on the social networking website
www.facebook.com (Facebook), who was actively discussing child pornography and
methods for downloading child pornography from the Internet. The Facebook user ID
provided was MADTHAD08.

7. On the following dates the Facebook profile MADTHAD08 was viewed by Addiant or other
FBI personnel: 
: a. July 1, 2011
: b. July 5, 2011
: c. August 12, 2011
: d. October 12, 2011
: e. January 5, 2012
: f. January 8, 2012
Comments posted by the user ID MADTHAD08 included statements regarding methods to
obtain child pornography on the Internet, methods of encrypting child pornography stored on
a computer, and having recently masturbated while viewing child pornography.

8. Facebook, Inc. was issued two subpoenas for subscriber information and access logs.
Results obtained from Facebook, Inc., included access logs, with accompanying IP
addresses and access times, as well as subscriber information as THAD MCMICHAEL.

9. A search of the American Registry for Internet Numbers (ARIN) online database indicated
that IP addresses provided by Facebook, Inc., were registered to the Internet Service
Provider Comcast Cable Communications, Inc. Per their website, ARIN is a nonprofit
organization responsible for managing the Internet numbering resources for North America,
and a portion of the Caribbean.

10. Results from administrative subpoenas sent to Comcast Cable Communications, Inc., for IP
addresses and corresponding times of access provided by Facebook, Inc., revealed that, at
those dates and times, the IP addresses were assigned to accounts registered to
KIMBERLY BALLENGER, XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathrup Village, Michigan 48076,
THADDEUS MCMICHAEL, XXXXX Franklin River Drive, Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan
48034, and SPECS HOWARD SCHOOL, 19900 West 89 Mile Road, Southfield, Michigan
48075.

11. On February 17, 2012, federal search warrants were executed at XXXXX Franklin River
Drive, Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan 48034 and XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathrup Village,
Michigan 48076. A search of the Southfield residence resulted in the seizure of two laptop
computers, one hard drive, two external hard drives, one flash drive, one mini SD flash card,
135 optical disks, two MP3 players, one Microsoft Xbox gming console, one Nintendo Wii
gaming console, one Nintendo memory card, one cable modem, and one network router.
No evidence was seized from the Lathrup Village residence.

12. THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL (MCMICHAEL) was interviewed during the execution of
the search warrand in Southfield. During the interview MCMICHAEL was shown a printout of
the Facebook profile page for the user ID MADTHAD08 and confirmed the account and profile
belonged to him. MCMICHAEL was then shown a series of printed screen shots containing
statements he posted on his Facebook page and was asked to explain the posts. The
following are the statements from the printed screen shots accompanied with
MCMICHAEL'S responses: 

: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: b. On 11/02/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "that feel after you fap to cp. It's a feel like
: none other. It's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40
: year old woman with fake tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9
: year old girl attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum
: squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the
: way your dick feel, OH GPD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You
: moralfags need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die.
: Because there is no other feel like it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a
: joke.

: c. On 11/27/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it,
: Most of the time they NEED it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: d. On 12/01/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I gotta plan ahead, can't have all my
: classmates knowing I walk around with 6 gigs of cp...on my keychain."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: e. On 12/06/2011 in response to the question "How can you even be a pedo?"
: being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMIAHERL
: wrote "anything younger than 16 is fine for me...thy have some 13 and younger
: stuff in here." MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke.

: f. On 12/06/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I can fap to the came cp video for weeks,
: because it's sooo fucking hot!" MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: g. On 12/08/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "WHOS THE GIRL THAT WANTED TO SEE
: THE RETARD GUT GET BEAT OFF BE A NURSE? WELL HERE IT IS IF
: YOU STILL WNAT TO SEE IT [link to video] For disabled people, sexuality is
: necessary...also it's CP...it's a nurse jacking off a 10 year old boy! not just any
: 10 year old boy, a retard 10 year old boy!" MCMICHAEL claimed ot have
: originally come across the video on 4Chan.org in the /b/ conversation thread.
: MCMICHAEL guessed the age of the male in the video to be eight to twelve
: years old. MCMICHAEL claimed the post was made as a joke.

: h. On 12/09/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP."
: MCMICHAEL'S response to being asked about this post was "I plead the fifth."

: i. On 12/11/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I got my cp on truecrypt." MCMICHAEL
: claimed this was a joke and that he did not have Truecrypt encryption software.

: j. On 12/17/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I'm not renting a damn laptop. I need to
: keep at least 4 gigs of cp on my shit and I not dealing with takeing if off when I'm
: done." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: k. On 12/20/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "using the dsi XL web browser, no computer,
: $70 to see if they can fix it, no refunds, not sure if CP is on it or not..."
: MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

: l. On 01/04/2014, MCMICHAEL wrote "I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA! what
: if i adot a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if i take
: her away from the orphenage. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE? IT'S
: FOIL PROOF! Once she become sef awear that i'm cumming inside of her
: nighty, i'll ask her if she'd rather go back to the orphenage or come back to bed.
: yes it's perfect! Theres no way she'd would turn me down. Now i just gotts
: to locate the michigan adoption agency tomorrow and my plan will be put into
: moation. Soon i'll have my very own loli and she'll have no where to run. BWAH
: HAHAHAHA BWAH HAHAHAHAAA." MCMICHAEL claimed that this post was a
: joke and that he couldn't possibly actually adopt a little girl anyway.

: m. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "megaporn was the first place I ever got
: fappable CP. I twas 2 girls fucking each other. So hot I still fap to it to this day.
: RIP MAGAPORN. Gone too soon..." MCMICHAEL state that he had located
: and downloaded the described video about two or three years prior to the
: interview.

: n. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "wake up, brother at school, mom at work
: i'm gonna finish what i started, go to the computer, internet is off because of
: unpaid bill, forgot my cp usb at home, doesn't have cinamax on demand THIS
: HOUSE IF FUCKING SHIT!" MCMICHAEL stated that he had actually forgotten
: his USB drive but that he was joking about it containing child pornography.

: o. On 02/01/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "HOLY FUCK! I went to the liberby today to
: send some resamays out and left my usb drive pluged in a computer with all my
: cp, my resamay along with my name and address on if for about 30 mins. I can
: only thank kami-sama that nobody looked through it." MCMICHAEL stated that
: he had been at the library but he did not leave a USB drive behind.

: p. On 02/01/2012, in response to the post "All your CP fits on one flash drive? I
: expected better from you" being written by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "it's 20 gigs." MCMICHAEL stated that he
: did not own a twenty-gigabyte flash drive.

13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigaybe usb
flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and
videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the
lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following
directories: 
: a. \things\don't click
: b. \things\don't click\teens
: c. \things\don't click\cp
: d. \things\don't click\cp\cp


14. As of this date, Affiant found approximately 300 to 350 images and videos of child
pornography among MCMICHAEL's electronic media seized during the execution of the
Southfield search warrant.

15. Material found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp" included images of tee-shirt designs
featuring images of child pornography. The images showed an internet address of
shirtmockup.com. The website shirtmockup.com allows users to upload images to design
their own tee-shirts and download the resulting image for free.

16. Also located onthe usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume.

17. Based on Affiant's review of the materials found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp" on
the usb flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL, MCMICHAEL's statements, and Affiant's
training and experience, Affiant believes that MCMICHAEL used the Internet, a means and
facility of interstate or foreign commerce, to further his conduct related to his receipt and
possession of child pornography.

18. Affiant concluded that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL was the only individual who had
received and possessed child pornography at the residence, XXXXX Franklin Rive Drive,
Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan 48034 or XXXXX Kilbirnie Aveneu, Lathrup Village, Michigan
48076.

19. Based on the aforementioned factual information, your affiant respectfully submits that there
is probable cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and possessed
child pornography, using the Internet, a facility of interstate and foreign commerce, while
within the Eastern District of Michigan.

20. Your affiant, therefore, respectfully requests that this Honorable Court issue a complaint and
arrest warrant for THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL, for violations of Title 18, United States
Code, Section 2252A(a)(2) and 2252A(a)(5)(B), the receipt and possession of child
pornography.

Ryan E. Blanton
Special Agent
Federal Bureau of Investigation

Sworn and subscribed before me this 29th day of February, 2012.

MARK A. RANDON
UNITED STATES MAGISTRATE JUDGE


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Weeping pedophile white knights

"You're a fucking fuck that deserves to die if you think that Madthad deserved to be arrested!"
Rest well in your jail cell tonight MadThad0890, for the neckbeards at Catiechan will always have your back.

It's a rule of thumb that if something exists on the Internet that it has a hugbox of like-minded individuals. In MadThad's case, after his arrest, a couple of his fellow pedophiles and lolicon fans wept for their fallen hero. So much to the point where they swarmed a Michigan newspaper article about MadThad's arrest claiming that MadThad was a poor oppressed pedophile that got violated by Da Man. The article was later deleted and replaced with a new one.

When his whiteknights were not raging at online newspaper articles over someone that they likely would forget about in six months, they're on YouTube making Madthad tributes with sad music:


Natalie

Natailie, in her prime

Natalie is Thad's crack whore waifu in the concrete jungle of Detroit that met before that nigga got locked up for CP. A highlight is him attempting to in a livestream to visit her, only for him to circle around a neighborhood 20+ times, making him look more like a creepy pedophile then he already is. BUT I'M NOT DONE YET. He also just so happens to get $10 stolen off of him by a crackwhore who gaslit him into believing she was willing to meet him and suck his BBC. Sadly it turned out she lied to our MC of this anime, and that nigga went home, tired and dick dry.

Pictures

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YouTube shenanigans

MadThad's review on Tenga.

Fucking fapping all fucking night

Yes, he's serious about liking Twilight


Him having a seizure while listening to the opening of Lucky Star

Him complaining about food from Burger King

Another fast food review, revealing much about his diet

MadThad playing with a toy and being rude to his brother

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