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Latest revision as of 21:56, 16 April 2023
So, now that NeoGAF died a more horrible death than Rome did, you'd think all of the bugmen, mods, landwhales, and ghouls that used it would fuck off back into the dark corners of the internet for the end of time and for the good of the internet. You're completely fucking wrong.
ResetERA aka REEEEera is NeoGAF 2.0: Electric Boogaloo, the sequel of NeoGAF. Essentially a case of "second verse, same as the first" it's basically the same situation as NeoGAF, with all the pedophilia, rampant faggotry, insufferable social justice whining, mods who drop the banhammer more often than Snacks ever did. Reseterans, better known as faggots typically spend all their time sucking Sony's dick, bitching about the evil white man, leeching off the government, blaming people, accusing people as claimed hate groups they don't like, and if that one guy on v is to be believed...raiding 4chan.
As of October 2021, ResetERA has been pawned off on some very important Swedish gaming company. Nice work, guys, it only took five years for you to sell out to the corpo shills.
The Endless Rules
ResetERA is, if you were somehow too stupid to grasp this from the opening paragraph, a ridiculous SJW hive mind obsessed with stamping out anything even resembling fun, as well as those oppressive XBots and Nintendrones, with their fun games and their toxic masculinity. As a result, simply disagreeing with the hive mind can lead to being permab& by the ban happy moderators, who presumably all have frozen tent poles stuck up their asses. The following subjects are verboten on RetardERA...
NO...
- ...Bigotry
- ...Sexism
- ...Straight white males
- ...Hate groups
- ...Trolling
- ...Supposed Supporters of hate movements (that includes us too)
- ...Donald Trump or its Republican supporters
- ...Vilifying video game journalists
- ...Tranny bashing, even if their daily drugs rotted them to look like zombies
- ...Shit talking their hive mind queens (Anita Sarkeesian & Zoe Quinn)
- ...PC gaymen
- ...Memes
- ...4chan
- ...7chan
- ...8chan
- ...Encyclopædia Dramatica
- ...Kiwi Farms
- ...GamerGate
- ...Joining any imageboards outside REEEEera.
- ...Not liking SJW & LGBT+ games like Gone Home and 2064: Read Only Memories
- ...Liking / Buying Kingdom Come: Deliverance because GamerGate
- ...Liking / Buying Cyberpunk 2077 because of a harmless gender meme on Twitter
- ...Talking about Hogwarts Legacy because of some tweets by J.K. Rowling
- ...Enjoying sexy vidya women like Cindy/Cidney from Final Fantasy XV
- ...Getting a real job
- ...Low taxes
- ...AdBlock, accept being infected with viruses and popups or be banned
- ...Being anywhere near the mods while they're on their period (which is all the time)
- ...“Mansplaining”
And the most important rule of them all:
NO FUN ALLOWED
The Faggots of ResetERA
A comprehensive list of notable personalities from this shitty website, which will expand as drama and infighting inevitably fucks up ResetERA six ways 'til Sunday.
Cerium
The former head of ResetEra and the very first admin on the site. After two years of slaving away to make sure the site was "doing the best it could", he vanished off the face of the Earth, only to reappear in October 2021 and cackle like a Jew who had just won four million dollars...
... because that's exactly what happened.
That's right, after four years of doing nothing and letting his pro bono moderators do the job of running the site (a job, mind you, that he was supposed to be doing), he finally sold ResetERA for four million dollars and left the festering shitpile behind him.
SweetNicole
SweetNicole aka Swine Coleslaw is a batshit insane tranny who is the admin & community manager who always ban users more than Hitler killing the Jews for the slightest hints he finds transphobia, racism, hate groups, sexism, and mansplaining. Yes, MANSPLAINING! Talk about hypocrisy when SweetNicole was born a man and became an uglier woman to join the trans klan.
Nepenthe
Nepenthe is a ResetERA mod with a unhealthy obsession of killing all white babies like it's his favorite kinky fetish. 
Admitting it's okay to talk about murdering white babies, Nepenthe is literally one sick twisted fuck for a ResetERA mod.
Gather Against Fate: A Final Fantasy XIV Guild
Moar info: Gather Against Fate.
Short version: Gather Against Fate was created to be the worst guild in the MMORPG game Final Fantasy XIV, and resorted to ruining it for everyone because ResetERA is so mad that they can't play it the social justice way. Originally a NeoGAF guild, now after NeoGAF's death it became a ResetERA guild. And even all the years they've wasted in their safe space of a guild, they're still and always will be the laughing stock.
GAF'D! Or is it now ERA'D? (Note: They usually change their guild names to avoid the reputation they stained on. And that stain won't remove shit for what they did.)
The Hunt For Censorship
Everybody knows ResetERA is a toxic hiveminded safe space full of beta pussies in the gaming community. So what's the real purpose of ResetERA? Witch hunting and harassing game devs until they kneel down in defeat to censor everything ResetERA finds triggering and offensive. For what purpose? To pleasure their hivemind feminist scam artist queens? To help video game journalists team up to witch hunt game devs even more? To make the gaming world a better place in the name of social justice? To claim they're the most important gaming audience? To earn good boy points like all cucks do? We may never know. But we do know one thing. ResetERA is literally a toxic safe space gaming group. And how toxic is ResetERA? Check out their history below of what ResetERA "accomplished"...
08/22/2018 - Doxing a Cyberpunk 2077 developer over a meme
On August 20th, 2018, the 
Twitter page of Cyberpunk 2077 replied a tweet and made a harmless gender meme joke after some faggot asked for more dudes to play as in the game.
Social Justice Warriors and the rest of the snowflakes got triggered so hard that they're not going to buy their game. This is over the fact they don't play video games, and instead they get triggered over a harmless fucking meme. Then on August 22nd, 2018, ResetERA got so triggered that they made a thread that's over 44 pages long over a meme Cyberpunk 2077 replied to. They've even doxed one of the employees at CD Projekt RED that's working on Cyberpunk 2077. One of the suspicious members of ResetERA, Matt Wilson (MattWilsonCSS), may be the one who doxed the employee to force an apology over the gender meme. Messages were removed by the mods, but he didn't get banned for witch hunting like a good little RefagERA. The rest of the members who still wants Cyberpunk 2077 and trying to have a normal counter conversation about this ridiculous triggering were banned for downplaying transphobia, mostly by Swine Coleslaw himself.
The fine folks at CD Projekt RED deleted the tweet and stated an apology to the snowflakes over a gender meme they found more offensive than Donald Trump.
—CDPR bending over backward to the snowflakes after ResetERA doxed one of his employees over a straight up joke. | ||
Sadly, the apology is still not enough for ResetERA to be satisfied.
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And the triggering begins.
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He should be fired! Hurr hurr!!
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Banned for telling people they're triggered over a meme.
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Banned for shrugs, laughs, and moving on.
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Banned for pointing out the downplayed transphobia bannings.
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Assume My Gender meme = Harmful meme
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Banned for having a normal conversation over a meme.
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Banned for pointing out that anything gender related is highly political.
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Banned for asking what jokes are allowed in ResetEra.
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Banned for still planning on getting a copy of Cyberpunk 2077.
- Thread Reader on ResetERA being NeoGAF 2
- Brandon Orselli on Twitter discussing ResetERA doxing a employee (archive)
- Dan Szymborski on Twitter discussing ResetERA's pathetic banning reasons (archive)
- Kiwi Farms digging the dirt on ResetERA's triggering
05/05/2019: Banning GaluluGame and its ShineG games on Steam
During Star Wars Day on May 4th, 2019, GaluluGame announced that all of the ShineG series games and their DLC, including the upcoming ShineG game Rabbit Girl, had been banned on Steam. What actually got GaluluGame's games full of little anime girls banned on Steam? It's all thanks to the help of the ResetERA triggerfuck crusade, harassing Steam to remove GalulusGame and his little anime girls games, probably because the girls are attractive and not met to ResetERA's level of a attractive girl (fat, trans, ugly, dyed hair, disabled, social justice, feminist, made-up gender, offended, anti-white male, has a penis, etc.). And if that's not enough, GaluluGame's Steam account got banned for surprisingly a second time. If you're a game dev and your female characters don't look like an empowering Laura Kate Dale or Trigglypuff, ResetERA will go on a witch-hunt to harass you until you kneel down and submit up the ass to their demands. PROTIP: Ignore those triggering beta fucks!
06/11/2019: Triggered over Tifa Lockhart's breasts
During Square Enix's E3 press conference on June 11th, 2019, Square Enix announced a new trailer for their Final Fantasy VII Remake that everybody had waited 4 years for an update on. When Tifa was shown in the trailer, ResetERA got super-triggered and bitched about Tifa (still) being attractive and (still) having comically large breasts. It's obvious that they want to redesign Tifa as a Black-empowering flat-chested Trans-whatever color-bleached feminist land-whale who fights against white males; And they will probably harass Square Enix until they meet their demands.
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OMG, Tifa's breasts are still comically large. And "attractive!" Triggered!!1 -
Twatter user heymannicepost knows its nutshells of ResetERA's triggering.
08/16/2019: Harassing the Ion Fury devs over simple jokes
—Samuel "Lunick" Schultz, Ion Fury mod after taking ResetERA's sensitivity training | ||
3D Realms put out a 1990s-graphics-style shoot-em-up vidya-game Duke Nukem knockoff called Ion Fury. Sales were okay until ResetERA got MAD ONLINE LOL. After Ion Fury's release, ResetERA user "Twenty5Thousand" (so named for the 25,000 dildos he owns) posted a thread on ResetERA to get their attention over humorous jokes made by the developers on their official Ion Fury Discord server. These lulzy jokes included pointing out the hypocrisy of SJWs, feminists, and normally criticizing the LGBTQ+ community like everyone else. "Twenty5Thousand" ranted about the in-game jokes in Ion Fury he found oFFfeNsIvE - such as a renamed soap of OLAY (but it's called OGAY,) a hidden text-room that says "fagbag", and some lulzy lines that the protagonist utters during gameplay. With enough of the community of ResetERA riled up, they begin their harrassment brigade by attacking devs and review-bombing their game, with claims of "transphobia."
Unfortunately their campaign seemed to be a successful victory, getting everyone who worked on Ion Fury to successfully bend over backwards for ResetERA's reaming. The official Voidpoint Twitter page issued an apology after ResetERA's massive outcry. 3D Realms CEO Mike Nielsen also cucked out, opting to "apologize" for the bad, bad, bad homophobic language in Ion Fury. And to make things worse, they're all sending their employees and contractors to a mandatory sensitivity training to mutate into Social Justice Warriors, and donating $10,000 from everybody's money on Ion Fury’s release day to to The Trevor Project. But wait, it gets even worse! The Ion Fury team decided to censor-patch Ion Fury, a M-rated shooting game, to remove all "unacceptable" and offensive language, just to pleasure the ResetERA and LGBTQ+ ghouls they call "true gaming customers".
Did it please ResetERA enough? No. Will they continue to play Ion Fury censored? No. Will they continue to support the devs and the gaming company? No. Because they're fucking ResetERA, the cancer of the gaming community. They'll never be pleased, they'll never be satisfied, and they'll never be happy. The gamers, real customers on the other hand, were pissed off after they found out ResetERA censored Ion Fury. So they did the same thing that ResetERA did including getting their money refunded and leaving negative reviews.
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And after all the effort ResetERA went through, they're still not going to buy Ion Fury.
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Banned for finding the Ion Fury drama ridiculous.
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Banned for the high crime of liking Ion Fury.
- One Angry Gamer - Ion Fury Developers Kowtow To ResetEra Demands: Will Censor Game, Adopts Hate Speech Policy
- One Angry Gamer - Ion Fury Steam Forums Censored From Discussing Censorship, Moderator Says He Hates Gamers
- Niche Gamer - Ion Fury Dev Apologizes for Homophobic and Transphobic Comments, Will Patch Out Offensive Jokes
10/14/21 - Cerium sells ResetERA for 4.5 million jewgolds
Apparently, even the SJWs' toxic hugbox was too much for Cerium, because just like many other site administrators he also happens to be a greedy cunt who crawls out of his shit-infested hovel at the first hint of someone waving money in his face.
So it surprised absolutely fucking nobody except for the RetardERAs on October 14, 2021, when Cerium finally showed up only to reveal that the site was undergoing a change in ownership. He also manages, throughout the post, to say it feels like he's been "doing this forever", reassure his users that their data is totally secure, guys, and make some sob story about how health problems are causing him so much pain. But the crowning moment of faggotry has to be when someone from the thread links the press release put out saying that Cerium was paid 3.5 million dollars for what is essentially a shitty XenForo hugbox, with an additional 1 million dollars in the pipeline. Because if you're an Azn cunt like Cerium, too much money is never enough money.
See Also
- NeoGAF - Now a smoldering ruins they once called a safe space.
- SJW - The entire male-to-female population of ResetERA is this.
- Nu-Male - The entire male population of ResetERA is this.
- The Jews - Most likely responsible for this fucking aberration.
- Anita Sarkeesian - Their God-Empress.
- Zoe Quinn - The other God-Empress.
- Tumblr - Similar concentration of legbeards.
- Antifa - Supports the violent terrorism of Antifa while the rest are hate movements to them.
External Links
- Official ResetERA site - The safe space fortress itself.
ResetERA / NeoGAF thread - Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to the hilarious neverending "gaming" safe space circus.- ResetEra Ban Aggregator - Keeping in track of the latest and most ridiculous banning reasons.
- NeoFAG on Voat - Where users and ex-members reveal every single bullshit from ResetERA and NeoGAF.
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