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{{Spoiler|sonic.exe got moved to trollpasta wiki because of how shit it was}}
{{Spoiler|sonic.exe got moved to trollpasta wiki because of how shit it was}}
[[File:jc-the-hyena soniccreepy1.png|thumb|320px|The original Sonic.exe Titlescreen]]
[[File:jc-the-hyena soniccreepy1.png|thumb|320px|The original Sonic.exe Titlescreen]]
:''Sonic.exe is a shitty [[Creepypasta]] made by the [[Furry|furfag]] and [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]] [[fan]] [[fat|Jc The Hyena]]. The "story" is as follows.''
[[File:My masterpiece....png|thumb|320px|[[Pride]] is the most powerful [[Sin|sin]].]]
{{quote|The absolute subjugation... <b>OF THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!!</b>|[[fat|Sir J.C. The Hyena]]}}
Sonic.exe is a shitty [[Creepypasta]] made by the [[Furry|furfag]], [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]] [[fan]] and [[Pedophile|pedophile]] [[fat|Sir J.C. The Hyena]]. The author with art skills as bad as his writing skills needed a way to expand his [[Self-insert|fursona]] to bigger horizons after reading IT by Stephen King and H.P. Lordcraft's literate shit, but at the end of the day, he created some [[Role-playing|LARPing]] [[Asperger's syndrome|autistic]] [[BDSM|sadomasochistic]] [[Furry|furfag]] [[Alien|extraterrestrial from outer space]] who takes the souls of humans and then shoves them into Sonic characters to forcefully convert them into furries and then brutally injure their fursona to get a boner out of it.


I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
Wanna see the shit ass story that elaborates more on this? Here's how it goes:
 
{{Bigtext|I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...


It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
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... Was a Sonic plushie, smiling with bloodstains under its eyes.
... Was a Sonic plushie, smiling with bloodstains under its eyes.
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A year after would come the [[Electric Boogaloo|sequel]] that nobody asked for that was the equivalent to Twin Peaks or The X-Files if it were written by a [[furfag]], because his magnum opus couldn't get any more shit. In this story, he also inserts his [[fat|fat lard of a girlfriend]] into the story has some hot cultist bitch who ties cops to chairs to feed them to the big bad. Like anybody cares for that.
{{Bigtext|It's been more than a year now ever since the "Sonic.exe Murders" began to happen, and the police department STILL doesn't know who's doing it or why it's happening. The first murders looked as though the killer did a sloppy job at it, but overtime the killings--or at least some of the guys back at the station THINKS it's just killings--have gotten more elaborate; bodies have been starting to look like the victims just dropped dead or there were disappearances. ONE thing is certain, all the victims seem to each have a burned/destroyed computer with some data from a game called "Sonic.exe".
None of us have found any connections or clues that could help us learn why all of this is happening...Well, no, that's not true, there was one cop who may have uncovered more about the murders than we did.
The guy's name was Derek Green, a really good detective, mainly because he was always teamed up with his sister, Chelsea. They were assigned to investigate the "Sonic.exe Murders", I should know because I was their boss at the time.
They're both dead.
Sometimes I wonder if I should have helped him....I dunno...Anyways, the boys have found Derek's diary when we investigated his apartment, he hasn't been in his home for weeks. The diary recorded all of what Derek found in his investigation, my god, did he write down alot, especially after the Chief of Police took him off the case, and alot of what he wrote down seems to cconnect alot about what's going on with these murders...At least, I hope he was on to something... Here is what Derek wrote...
7:30 pm September 15th, 2011
Happy Birthday to me! I got this diary as a gift from my sister, Chelsea. This will certainly come in handy when we both do another investigation. Oh, I forgot to tell you, name's Derek Green, I'm a detective...Wow, I'm not rly good at this. Hopefully I'll get better as I write in this. Anyways, I'll let you know if anything else happens.
11:22 am October 24th, 2011
Wow, pretty interesting way to start off a case on Halloween. Our boss told us there's a stiff in one of the local suburbs and he wants us to check it out. Wow, been a while since me and Chelsea tackled a murder case, this might be interesting. We're in the truck right now and we're heading for the house.
2:30 pm
Jesus...Whatever happened in this house I was not expecting. The victim looks like something ripped his mouth open and tried to yank something out from inside. I've seen alotta messed up ways to kill a person, but this is rather strange, I don't rly think any normal person would do this.
The cop present at the crime scene told us that the kid was like this for 2 days and his parents just discovered his body and called us in this morning. What's rly weird about this is that there's a badly made cut on his chest that's shaped like the number "1".
Chelsea told me she found a possible clue to the murder. She showed us that the victim owned a computer, the computer is badly burnt and wrecked. Both me and Chelsea have a theory to this: Either the killer destroyed the computer or the victim did it himself, either way we sent it to the station for research.
6:10 pm
Alright, the guys from the lab have their report.
They told us that the computer's wrecked from inside AND out, and what I mean by that is that everything that was on this kid's computer is completely deleted while at the same time the computer got destroyed. The only thing that seems to STILL be in the computer is some data from a computer game called "Sonic.exe".
4:30 pm November 11th, 2011
A couple more murders these last few weeks, all the same killing method; dead bodies, torn open mouths, destroyed computers. The more recent killings are looking less "messy", as if the killer is being more careful with tearing out whatever it is he's tearing out from inside these victim's bodies. There are also cuts on these victims' chests that seem to be in numerical order; "2", "3", "4", "5" and "6".
The killer seems to be keeping count of all the people he's killing.
8:30 pm
Had dinner, both me and Chelsea are brainstorming with what's been going on... It's really strange, the fact that computers are getting destroyed every time there's a murder victim and we find that there's some old data from the same game...
"Sonic.exe"....That name reminds me of all the times me and Chelsea played some of our old Sonic the Hedgehog video games. I remember when we used to play Sonic Heroes, she always liked playing as Rouge the Bat and I always liked playing as Vector.
But...It's weird...What does a Sonic game, a possibly fan-made one at that, got to do with all these killings?
2:45 pm December 2nd, 2011
Another murder, big surprise there. But now both me and Chelsea agree that all these murders are connected with that game. Maybe the killer made it as his calling card? The Chief told us not to worry so much about a simple video game and just stick with what's going on with the murders.
6:30 pm
Autopsy came in again, the doctors told us that aside from the wounds from the chest and mouth, the victims don't seem to show any signs of a murder or a struggle, in fact, as baffling as it seems, all the victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they're "dead".
I airchecked the word "dead" because that's where the report came out really disturbing; the doctors stated that they're all in what appears to be in a Persistent Vegetative State, meaning that these people are in fact still alive, their brains and hearts are still working, but they're all in an empty, dead-like state, as if something robbed them of their minds or sense of self.
Chelsea stated it was probably one of the freakiest things she's seen in her days as my partner, and I don't blame her...
Who would be capable of actually stealing people's senses of self? It's like the Devil is handpicking innocent people and robbing them of their souls for eternal damnation.
5:42 pm December 14th, 2011
Chelsea has been acting very strange lately. She seems quieter at work and whenever we go home she goes back into her room. I'm guessing she's just as determined to learning more about this case as I am.
If she's on to something, I hope she lets me knows first before we make it official. After all, we are a team.
2:00 pm December 19th, 2011
Chelsea didn't go to work with me. Said she wasn't feeling well...I'm starting to get a little worried for her. Ever since we took this case she's been acting rather odd.
I dunno, maybe I'm overreacting, Boss told me to not worry about it and maybe just look into what she was researching on. I might do that.
Also, several news about people worshiping this guy recently. Calls himself "X". I swear, the things kids will be into nowadays...
9:30 pm December 24th, 2011
Almost time for Christmas, though I dunno if I should celebrate.
Chelsea's been shut up in her room almost every day. Not responding to me...I hope she's alright... Anyways, I've been looking into Chelsea's work, and I think she might have found something.
Apparently the killer must be going after anyone who plays the Sonic.exe game. And once they've played the game, the killer tracks them down, kills them and keeps count by carving the numbers onto their chest. But what about the fact that almost every victim looks as though they had their soul sucked right out of them?
Wait a minute...I just remembered something...
A few days ago, Chelsea came home from the store and went back into her room...she said she found a new game....
....Oh my god...Chelsea!
12:32 am
(The writing is a bit sloppy and there are tears splotched here and there)
.....Chelsea is dead....She found the game.....Oh my god, why....
4:50 am December 25th, 2011
I called the guys back at the station to help me move Chelsea....Oh god, why? Why her? Did the killer found out and tried to cover his tracks? No, it doesn't look like anything was taken or destroyed...well except for the computer...and the game is still here...I wanted to keep it to find out why this had happened but the Chief demanded I hand it over to him...The way he asked for it is really odd, it's as if he doesn't want me to do anything to this game disc.
The funeral for my sister will be prepared in a few days...I can't believe that Chelsea...my own sister, is gone...When I find out who killed her, I'm gonna make sure he pays dearly.
4:50 pm December 28th, 2011
Came back from the funeral. God am I a mess. Thankfully Boss was there for me, he's the only person who's ever supported me and Chelsea, I'm glad he's on my side about this case.
A woman came to me in the funeral party. Her name is Shannon Goldman, and she was supposedly a representative for the "Cult of X", as she called it. She told me she was sorry for my loss and pulled out some weird religious crap about "X" wishing me a happier year. Seriously? Who is this "X" guy anyway? She told me that soon "X" will make things better for the whole world, which pretty much ended the conversation right there. That woman is crazy.
Anyways, more news about the Cult of X doing more crazy stuff, wow, whoever this "X" guy is he's making as much an impact on the public as the killer is.
2:20 pm January 2nd 2012
Another murder. Jesus, this guy never has a break with this does he? This is like the 22nd killing! What is he trying to gain from killing all the people? And how the HELL is he getting away with it so goddamn easily?
I gotta know what it is Chelsea was finding. She was on to something I just know it. Maybe if I look around in her room I might find a clue.
5:30 pm
Well, whatever Chelsea found, she left alotta good clues for me. The computer isn't entirely broken. In fact it seems like it only got beat up a few times, but still surprisingly working like new. I'm actually surprised I didn't see it like this that night. But then again, if you lost someone you love, you too would lose sight of very important details surrounding you.
Anyways I checked the computer and there's an icon for the Sonic.exe game on her desktop. My god, how the hell did Chelsea even get this? I guess it doesn't really matter. What's really important is what I found in her notes.
Apparently Chelsea was terrified of this game. Something from the game scared the CRAP out of her. In fact according to what she wrote down, she made it seem like the game is cursed or something. But that can't be the case, there's no way a computer game would harm anyone...right?
7:12 am January 3rd 2012
Okay, I changed my mind, maybe there IS something spooky about the game after all. Last night I had a dream...no...a nightmare, more like. I remember it well: I was trapped in darkness, all was quiet except someone was laughing and talking to me. I kept having visions of Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and appearing all around me as he talked to me. He told me to play the game, over and over again, each time sounding more impatient. When he got to my face and yelled "PLAY IT!" that's when I woke up with a fright...
...Why would Sonic want me to play a game that possibly killed my sister?
3:30 pm
Another murder. Number 24. And the Cult of X seems to be pestering the public more and more. What's their deal? Don't they realize that there's a killer on the loose?
......Wait a minute....
What if this "X" weirdo is the killer?
It would make sense, ever since these murders started this cult has been hanging around recruiting more and more people. And this "X" character they're worshiping....Who is he? Why is it that this cult even started after several murders have taken place? I looked over Chelsea's notes again and she seemed to agree with me. Apparently X has something to do with the Sonic.exe game. Did he make the game? Is he somehow got a hold of it and thought, "Hey! If I kill people with this game, people will like me!"?
If what X is doing is real, then something is SERIOUSLY wrong here.
6:30 pm
Unbelievable! The Chief of Police came over to my apartment a while ago and told me that the investigation may be too much for me to handle and he said I was off the case! What the hell?! I've practically found alotta evidence for it and he practically told me that I shouldn't continue on! He also said that Chelsea would have wanted me to quit with this after what happened. BULLSHIT.
Whatever, I'm not gonna let some fathead stop me from solving this case. I am gonna find out who X really is, why he's doing all of this and I'm gonna turn him in!
5:00 pm February 8th, 2012
More murders, we're up to 28 now. The Boss contacts me about it every now and then behind the Chief's back, he told me that whoever is causing all these murders is one smart son of a bitch. I can't really blame him. As much as I hate to admit it, I have to give X credit for being able to kill 28 people so far. But he's not gonna get away with it. Anyways, I've looked over Chelsea's notes again and it what she wrote down before she got attacked was very odd, nonsensical stuff about a Sonic plushie always watching her, spying on her...
...I never saw a Sonic doll in the apartment. Then again I never questioned my sister's sanity. She was always the smart one in things and it just pains me to realize how broken she was just before she died.... I didn't tell the Boss about X or Chelsea's notes. I know he won't believe me. Nobody will. I guess if you have to solve a case, you have to do it yourself.
8:30 pm
Someone sent a friend request on my Skype. He calls himself Cole. He said he can help me with this case, but only if I can trust him.
I rly don't have a choice. I'm willing to do anything to put an end to this.
Anyways, Cole told me that I first have to get files of all the victims in the "Sonic.exe Murders", that's what the news is starting to call them now that the police has confirmed the old game data in the computers as evidence.
Later on tonight, I'm gonna pay the station a little visit.
11:45 pm
Jesus, what a close call. I just made it back from the station. I managed to grab all the files and I had a run in with the Chief. He asked what I was doing back in the station, I lied and told him that I had to pick up a few things from my office and decided to take some time off. Thankfully he believed me...but, it's strange, the way he talked to me sounded like he didn't believe me in the slightest. Anyways, I got the files just like Cole asked.
I told Cole that all of the victims had the same occurrences: all of them were in a dead-like state, as if their souls were taken out, that they were all "numbered", and that each computer the victims had were somehow destroyed and had Sonic.exe inside the hard drives.
Cole said there's a reason why all the victims had Sonic.exe in their computers, and boy did I not like the answer...
The Cult of X is involved. Their members, after someone gets killed, steals the game disc the victim had at the time and hides it away for a while until it shows up later on at a random place to easily obtain it. These random locations could be anything: a game store, a pawn shop, the black market, eBay, Craigslist, random yet seemingly harmless deliveries, anywhere that involves buying stuff. That way, when the next potential victim finds it, he or she becomes the new owner of the Sonic.exe game until X comes to kill them and then a member of the cult comes to steal away the game disc again, and thus the cycle begins anew.
I asked Cole why the cult is even doing this, and he told me that "X", the bastard, is clearly some sort of holy figure to the cult and they will do whatever it takes to be on his good side.
What does they see in X, anyhow? Why is it they like him so much that they're willing to be accomplices to murder? Or better yet...What kind of power does X have to strike so much terror into people that they'll do whatever he says?
3:30 pm March 1st, 2012
I couldn't hold myself any longer, I had to know what Chelsea found in that game.
So I played it.
It started off pretty basic with the classic Sonic the Hedgehog title screen...until I started it.
Sonic...his eyes had gone black and there were red glowing dots staring at me...
Anyways, when I got on the character selection screen (yes, this game apparently has one.), I was shown the character lineup: Shadow, Sally and Rouge...Rouge was Chelsea's favorite character. I chose not to play as her out of respect for Chelsea and chose Shadow. That laugh...it sounded just like the laugh Sonic made in that dream I had....
The game started with a level title called "Let's Play", and I was shown Shadow standing in what appears to be a hallway of mirrors, with a faint echoing sound of a piano playing a calm melody in the distance. I had Shadow walk down the hall, and every time he walked past a mirror I was introduced to a more twisted, messed up version of himself in the mirror; his reflection's red markings were oozing red as if he was bleeding, and his eyes were bloodshot to the point to where they were red, bleeding and pulsating, and he had probably the most psychotic grin on his face. It's like I was looking at a walking fountain of blood.
I had Shadow walk past the last mirror and the music stopped, Shadow was now walking down an empty quiet hallway, I had this growing sense of dread in my stomach. And then Shadow stopped at one more mirror. He stopped right at it, showing his weird, bleeding reflection. And then that laugh came again and I saw that the real Shadow was slowly transforming into his reflection, bleeding and smiling...What the hell kinda game IS this?
And then Sonic appeared...with those black and red eyes, red tears coming down his face...he smiled as he looked at Shadow. And then the screen went black and then came a message on the screen. "It's not the outside that's important, it's who you are on the inside that really intrigues me."
When it came back to the level, Shadow was sitting on the floor cradling in a half-fetal position like a child, just grinning that freaky grin, then Sonic smiled as he looked at me and then he lunged at Shadow, the screen going black with a loud pixelated screeching noise! Gah! I still feel as if I can still hear it ringing in my ears...That laugh came again and another message.
"You're learning more about this better than anyone, aren't you, Derek?"
....What the FUCK?
How the Hell does this game know me?!
This doesn't make any sense!
It brought me back to the main menu and I saw that Shadow was now in one of the TV screens looking as he did earlier, looking rather mindlessly happy.... I had to turn the game off...My head hurts so much from all this... Was this was Chelsea found? A haunted computer game? And now some guy is using this to as an excuse to kill people, just to gain a cult?
I just don't get it. WHY IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING?!
Who is X? Who is X?! WHO IS X?!?!
.....Sonic?
4:30 pm March 2nd, 2012
I've come to a conclusion. It's obvious that X is no ordinary human being. In fact I no longer even think he's human, Cole filled me in about him. "X" is really called "Sonic.exe", named after the game that's been causing all this trouble. Cole Skyped me recently me that Sonic.exe has been around long before the game did.
I ask him what X was exactly and his answer unnerved me....
Sonic.exe is a monster. No, not the monsters you see in horror films or video games, he is a REAL monster. And he's not just any monster apparently. Cole told me that X is a supernatural being from another dimension. How fucking crazy is THAT?! But it's true. It has to be. X has this power to control all of reality in his realm, and he is unable to do the same in our world because he can't enter it.
So some time ago someone made a game disc that would serve as a window between X's world and ours, anyone who plays it gets a front row seat of what X's dimension looks like, and it is HELL. Not literally Hell, but pretty freaking close! Over time after someone plays X's game, X sends out a plushie of Sonic to act as a spy for him, then when the time is right, X is able to open the window for a short time and pull people into his world where they are trapped forever.
This is how he's able to kill people so easily without anyone noticing, he comes out of the computer, pulls the soul outta the person's body and then goes back into the computer to retreat into his dimension. There, he can make the soul he captured his slave for all eternity.
If I was told about this long ago, I would NOT have believed it, but now I'm straight-up convinced. Everything Cole has told me is the truth so far, and right now I am writing down all that he's telling me, just in case any of this information becomes useful.
6:30 pm
Cole told me that he has to go, he'll get in trouble if he gets caught talking to me, but he says he'll Skype me again soon, until then I'm asked to write down the names of any potential victims this time. I am also asked to keep an eye out.
The Cult is getting suspicious.
4:30 pm April 22nd, 2012
29th murder and no word from Cole yet. I nearly escaped from a few members of the cult and anybody that might be involved. I can't trust anyone now. I need to stay in my apartment more often so no one finds me.
The person killed this time was a middle-aged guy named Paul. He was very paranoid of the outside world and anything could traumatize the poor guy. Apparently he had a Sonic Adventure 2 game to stay sane and he always played as Dr. Eggman.
I betcha X has made the poor man a vegetable in his world by now.
May 4th, 2012
I just realized something!
Why is it that the Chief tried to get me offa the job? Why did he confiscate the damned game disk? Why has he been practically intercepting every one of mine and Chelsea's moves in this case?!
I'll tell ya why, He's in on this! He's working for the Cult of X! It's the only explanation!
He took the game disk so that way the Cult could use it to continue with the killings! But the boss, oh the boss, he can't be involved in this too...He's been mine and Chelsea's friend for years! No, no, I don't think he would ever go in on this. Matter of fact I don't think he even KNOWS about what's going on. Damn Chief...why would you do this....
When I uncover this conspiracy, I'm ratting you out!
August 12th, 2012
Boss called, two more murders, 30 and 31.
Some kid named Tom hanged himself weeks before he gained a package from his diseased friend, Kyle. Not surprisingly, they both played the damn game, Kyle played it first and passed it on to Tom before X got him. Kyle tried to put up a good fight against X but he clearly was no match for the fiend. So Kyle tried to warn Tom not to play the game, but Tom did anyway. X used this as an advantage to mess with poor Tom's head, making him believe that his curiosity and wanting to help others was what caused his best friend's suffering. Tom tried to commit suicide by hanging in order to save himself from X, but apparently it failed.
X is not only dangerous and powerful, he is downright sadistic and insane. He thinks that all the horrific things he's doing is all part of some silly game!
X...you monster...Why are you doing this?! WHAT are you trying to gain?!
August 24th, 2012
Played more of the game. The level Sally was in was really odd, she was in what appeared to be an old, desolate city, the sky a dull dark mixture of clouds, everything all dull empty and dead...no music. What was weird is how she was smiling...maybe she found something good?
No. That wasn't the case at all, after I had her run and jump past debris, she reached the end of the level.
Sonic...no, X....was there...
She smiled at him and he smiled back. Then another message.
"See? I'm not such a bad guy, Derek..."
Then another...
"I can be kind when I want to..."
Then it showed X holding Sally's hand smiling warmly at her. She looked different now: Her eyes were sewn shut and her color pallete seemed darker.
X gently placed his hands around her head...
"I really do love humans, Derek."
"So much fun to play with..."
"In fact...I guess you could say..."
Then it showed me a close up of X, with a wide mad grin, violently snapping Sally's neck, she was still smiling as though she didn't feel any pain from it.
"...They're the ULTIMATE TOY."
I almost gagged at that. The main menu showed Sally I her TV screen, still in her darker state. She was still smiling...She can't have possibly ENJOYED any of that.
8:30 pm
Cole just called me. He said that all the characters you play as in the game is all of Exe's slaves, turned into horrific parodies of Sonic characters, or at least, turned into their favorite Sonic characters, and X sets them up randomly in each game to show us humans what's in store for us.... ...Wait...
Oh God....No...No!
I won't do it! I won't play the game just to watch you harm her, X!
FUCK YOU!!
August 25th 2012
More information on X.
X has these 7 "guardians" ruling over his world alongside him. They are essentially extensions of Exe himself, made from his power combined with powerful emotions of humans. Each guardian is named after the emotions they were born from.
Kito – Prayer
Aishu – Sorrow
Gekido – Rage
Kirai – Hatred
Kofuku – Happiness
Kyofu – Fear
Yukubo – Desire
X created these beings to not only maintain order in his world, but to cause trouble in ours. They corrupt humans and make them more susceptible to X snatching them away by manipulating their emotions. For example Gekido could bring out your anger and make you violent towards others, while Yukubo could manipulate your desires and confuse you with what's reality and what's not.
Also, Cole has informed me that X plans to one day permanently crossover to our world so that way, his reality will merge with ours and all of mankind will become X's slaves for eternity!
But how...How does he plan to accomplish such a feat?!
Cole thinks that the Cult is thinking up ways to make it so. But so far none of their attempts have been successful. Apparently their knowledge in computers is not as superior as the unknown original creator of the disk. ...I asked why Cole knew so much of this. I dunno what compelled me to ask, but I'm guessing it's been nagging me for some time. Dear god...Poor Cole....He revealed that he was a member of the Cult of X. but he didn't like what he was getting into and tried to stop the Cult, at least until X got to him first, now he's stuck in X's world, he said he's lucky to have even found me, since the window is still here. Anyway, he's telling me that he has information on how to put a stop to X and the Cult's plans, the best way he knows how to stop X in his tracks is to destroy the disk, that way his only way in and out of worlds will be gone and he won't be able to cause any more trouble in ours.
The Chief still has the disk. I need to prepare on getting it back....
8:42 pm
....X got Cole....I was in the middle of talking with Cole while preparing and then we got disconnected. When it reconnected Cole's username changed to "X".
X told me that Cole has been cheating, and needs to be punished, and then he posted "HA" over, and over, and over, and OVER....
Goddamn you Sonic.exe!!!
My hand is still bleeding from shattering the screen. But I don't care...not anymore... It's time to end this. I'm gonna go get that damn disk and destroy it. If I don't write back after this final entry....well...let's just say that whoever finds this, whoever reads this diary, pleases find it as instructive as you can.
Everything you've read in my diary is the truth, X is a monster from another world, and the Cult of X is conspiring to help him take over our world. This cannot happen!
I hope that whoever finds this and tries to put an end to this madness. This is a game, a game on a BIGGER scale, we are ALL pawns in an elaborate, chaotic game where the rules are being devised by the mind of a MONSTER!
Please do whatever you can, friend, he must be stopped.
Goodbye and good luck.
Derek Green
That was Derek's last journal entry...He wrote this 3 weeks ago...Today is his birthday.
And now he's dead.
I wondered why he acted the way he was during these horrible events, I was worried about my friend, but I never bothered to find out why at the time....I feel so stupid. Derek tried to fight this battle alone and I did nothing. I haven't heard from Derek in 3 weeks, but yesterday I got an E-mail from someone named Cole.
It was addressed strictly to Bob Richardson.
That's my name...
I clicked on it and it was an audio tape that was made September 13th. That was made a day ago before I got the E-mail. I clicked on it.
This is what was on the audio tape....
(Recording starts, a man is grunting and yelling as two people are dragging him into the room)
Derek: Get your fucking hands off me, you crazy cultist freaks!!!
(The sound of high-heels is heard as another person walks into the room)
Shannon Goldman: Isn't that what you would call the Christians and the Satanists, Mr. Green?
Derek: Goldman! (Struggling is heard)
(More high-heel sounds as Goldman approaches Derek)
Goldman: Derek, why do you deny X? Don't you see what he's trying to do for everyone? He only wants to make our world as happy as he is.
Derek: (Quietly) Happy? (More loudly) YOU THINK STEALING SOULS AND TURNING THEM INTO PUPPETS IS BEING HAPPY?! OUR PLANET IS NOT HIS TOYBOX, YOU BITCH!!!
Goldman: (More coldly) It's not your place to decide what X wants with humanity, Mr. Green. He is a divine being that wishes to make humanity happy by showing us the paradise that is HIS world, and taking us from the wretched filth of a planet we've been forced to live on.
Derek: (Struggling) Some of us actually LIKE this planet, Goldman! X's world is nothing more than a PRISON! All X cares about is making us his plaything for all eternity! Can't you see it's not fair?!
Goldman: (Surprisingly angry) What do YOU know about what's not fair?!
Derek: More than YOU do obviously!
(A loud slap is heard and Derek falls to the ground)
Goldman: (Quietly) You fool...X chose ME to be his most loyal because HE knew I never liked this planet, he knew I want to be rid of the stupidity humanity is causing! I'm perfectly okay with being X's slave if it means getting away from it all, getting the peace I finally deserve after all this time! And if everyone's gotta go with me then TOO FUCKING BAD!!
Derek: (chuckling rather shakingly) Whatever...it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause I'm going to stop you. Once and for all.
Goldman: Oh are you now? With what I presume?
Derek: (pulls out something from his coat) With THIS! (several gasps and murmurs are heard) Cole told me that the only way X can enter our world to collect more souls is with this! Well NO MORE!!
(A loud snapping noise is heard, silence is heard)
(Goldman starts laughing)
Goldman: So Cole told you that, huh? Ha! A smart boy, but even geniuses tend to get their information wrong.
Derek: W-what? What do you mean?
Goldman: Easy. (high heels again as Goldman walks across the room) It's true that X cannot enter our world unless someone places that disk into a computing system. But I'm curious, Mr. Green....
(the sound of Goldman pulling out something from her pocket)
Goldman: Whatever made you both think that THAT disk in particular was the original?
Derek: (shakingly) N...No...No that can't be...!
Goldman: A brilliant theory I might add, but I'm afraid it's your last one, Detective. (the sound of a disk being inserted into a CD drive is heard)
Derek: (violent struggling and yelling is heard) NO!! NOO!! LET ME GO!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!
(and then strange supernatural sounds are heard, and then the audio breaks up and distorts a bit, a new person is walking into the room as Derek is screaming for his life)
X: Hi, Derek...
Derek: NOOO!!! NOOOOO!!
X: (more clearly) READY FOR ROUND 2?
(then loud screeching noises are heard as the audio distorts more badly more, Derek is screaming, Sonic.exe's is laughing as there is a loud tune playing sped up and in reverse and a loud, fast, drumlike rhythm booming loudly as the whole audio distorts and breaks up, finally ending in static)
(the audio tape ends)
After hearing this...I've never felt so helpless...
Both my friends are gone...taken from me.
There's nothing I can do about this....
I'm a useless cop after all.
But I hope someday, someone, somewhere is able to put a stop to this, to do what I failed to do. I have to hope...I have to believe there's a chance at winning this....
Because if there is no hope...
No chance....
...Sonic.exe wins the game.
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For some reason, the Creepypasta Wiki moderators were so retarded that they let this dumpster fire stay in their hive for two years until when [[Markiplier|Markiplier]], [[PewDiePie|Pewdiepie]], and all the other [[YouTube|JewTube]] let's-players got the creepypasta popular and made them realize how garbage it was (despite how this should've been known sooner due to how it was already on the Trollpasta Wiki). Because of this, the author had an incredibly nervous breakdown over it that he made a post on his [[FurAffinity]] to start some sort of regime that had actually worked a decade after when [[Friday Night Funkin'|a fanbase of incredibly oblivious child groomers and bullied teenagers]] digged it up from the grave and came inside it's corpse, giving birth to a fuckton of other [[Incest|inbred]] [[Asperger's syndrome|retarded]] [[Writer|writefags]] and [[Art|drawfags]] who hang out in [[Twatter|X (no pun intended)]] and brag to each other about how their [[Original character|Sonic.exe OC]] is the [[Liar|peak of creepypasta and horror literature]]. This is the rant that sparked such a movement that succeeded:
{{Bigtext|I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news.
The Admins of the Creepypasta wiki have finalkly decided to delete Sonic.exe offa the wiki, on the grounds that it was "badly written" and "had too many cliches" and "was a bad example of what should be a creepypasta".
BULL.
FRIGGIN.
HORSE SHIT.
As you can see I am FURIOUS with the fact that my masterpiece, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded FURRY-HATERS.
BUT.
That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.
NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!
Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every Sonic.exe fan who is reading this to get the word out! I want you to tell every other Sonic.exe fan out there, every fanatic, every artist, every follower of my creation about this. Tell your friends who are also Sonic.exe fans if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the spirit of Sonic.exe alive!
Make more fanart, make more videos, block the haters, praise Sonic.exe like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.
The deletion of Sonic.exe from the wiki is but a minor cut on our flower of greatness, my friends! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the pollen of this flower! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their crimes!!
Rejoice, my fellow Sonic.exe Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!
THIS will be his ultimate victory!
The absolute subjugation...
OF THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!!
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Little did he know that he'd be caught in the act of having an erotic roleplay with a minor while he was in his 20s. So, no...
...Sonic.exe did not win the game.


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Sir J.C. The Hyena

Sonic.exe is a shitty Creepypasta made by the furfag, Sonic the Hedgehog fan and pedophile Sir J.C. The Hyena. The author with art skills as bad as his writing skills needed a way to expand his fursona to bigger horizons after reading IT by Stephen King and H.P. Lordcraft's literate shit, but at the end of the day, he created some LARPing autistic sadomasochistic furfag extraterrestrial from outer space who takes the souls of humans and then shoves them into Sonic characters to forcefully convert them into furries and then brutally injure their fursona to get a boner out of it.

Wanna see the shit ass story that elaborates more on this? Here's how it goes:

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I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...

It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.

I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.

This is what he wrote...

"Tom,

I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....

Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.

Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.

Please...

Kyle"

Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Kyle IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...

ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "SONIC.EXE", and it was much unlike Kyle's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "SONIC" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Sonic fan.

I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the first Sonic game, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I liked the classics. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.

I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Sonic, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened, the save file select from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 popped up, and I was like "WTF? What's this doing in the first Sonic game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, and there were only three save files. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static for all three files.

What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Tails, Knuckles and to my surprise, Dr. Robotnik! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Robotnik in a classic Sonic game, for crying out loud?

That's when I realized that this wasn't a glitchy game, it was a hacked game.

Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer, I wasn't scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked File 1 and chose Tails and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to black.

The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were different shades of red and the text showed only "HILL, ACT 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Tails in the Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1, the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Tails start running like you would in any of the classic Sonic games, what was odd was that as Tails was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a few trees for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.

I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was one of the small animals lying dead on the ground bleeding (That was when the music started to slow down), Tails had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead animals as Tails moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers and he moves past more dead animals, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a squirrel was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his entrails hanging out, a bunny had all four of his limbs torn off and a duck had his eyes gouged out and his throat slit. I felt sick to my stomach when I saw this massacre and apparently so did Tails. After a few more seconds there were no more animals and the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Tails to continue.

After a minute passed after the music stopped, Tails was running up a hill and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw why; Sonic was there on the other side of the screen with his back against Tails with his eyes closed. Tails looked happy to see Sonic but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that Sonic wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Tails' presence. Tails walked slowly toward Sonic, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene.

Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as Tails walked closer to Sonic to get his attention, I felt that Tails was in danger and something bad was going to happen. I heard faint static growing louder as Tails was but inches away from Sonic and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch him. That foreboding feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell Tails to get away from Sonic as the static grew louder.

Suddenly in a split second I saw Sonic's eyes open and they were black with those red glowing dots, just like that title image, thought there wasn't a smile. When that happened the screen turned black and the static sound was off.

It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying, "Hello. Do you want to play with me?"

At this point I was creeped out, I didn't want to continue with the game, but my curiosity got the better of me when I was taken to a different level with the level title now saying "HIDE AND SEEK".

This time I was in the Angel Island level from Sonic 3 and it looked like everything was on fire.

Tails looked as though he was scared out of his wits this time. He actually looked at me and made frantic gestures to me as if he wanted to get out of the area he was in as fast as possible. I was starting to get freaked out by this...I mean Tails was actually breaking the fourth wall, trying to tell me to get him out of there.

So I pressed down on the arrow key as hard as I could and made him run as fast as he could, a pixelated version of that creepy theme when you meet Shadow at the ARK as Robotnik from SA2 was playing as I made Tails trek through the desolate forest, trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from.

Suddenly I heard that creepy laugh again... that awful, Kefka laugh... right after 10 seconds have passed as I helped Tails run through the forest, and then I started seeing flashes of Sonic popping everywhere on the screen, again with those black and red eyes.

The music changed to that suspenseful drowning jingle as I see Sonic behind Tails slowly gaining up on him FLYING; Sonic wasn't running, he was actually FLYING! The flying pose his sprite was making looked very similar to Metal Sonic's flying pose in Sonic CD, except it was just Sonic and he had the black and red eyes again, only

THIS time he had the most deranged looking grin on his face, he looked as though he was enjoying the torment he was giving the poor little fox as he gained up on him.

Suddenly when Tails tripped (another cut scene) the music stopped and Sonic vanished. Tails laid there and started crying for 15 seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself. But then Sonic appeared right in front of Tails and Tails looked up in horror.

Blood started to come down those blackened eyes of Sonic's as a grin slowly grew from his face as he looked down at the horrified fox, I could do nothing but watch.

Just in a split second Sonic lunged at Tails right before the screen went black, there was a loud screeching noise that only lasted 5 seconds. The text returned only this time it said "You're too slow, want to try again?" and then that god-awful laugh came with it.

I was so shocked by what had happened...did Sonic murder Tails? No, he couldn't have... He and Tails are supposed to be best friends, right? Why did Sonic do that to him?

I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the character select, the save file that had Tails was different; Tails was no longer in the box itself but in the TV screen itself, which was flickering with that red static, Tails' expression scared me, his eyes were black and bleeding, his orange fur had gone black and he had an expression of anguish on his face, Trying to ignore it I picked Knuckles next.

The laugh came again and the screen cut to black again and stayed there for another 10 seconds, this time the level said "YOU CAN'T RUN".

I was really freaked out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a glitch, or a hack, or some kind of sick twisted joke... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing.

The next level looked much different, it had the ground of the Scrap Brain zone, but the sky background looked like the main menu; it had the dark reddish cloudy sky. But it was the music that creeped me out the most: It sounded like Giygas' theme right after you beat Pokey in Earthbound. I also noticed that Knuckles looked afraid just like Tails did, though not as much, more rather he looked a little unnerved. He broke the fourth wall just like Tails and looked as if he wasn't sure about going on, but I made him move anyway.

He ran down the straight pathway in this dark level, and as he did the screen started to flicker red static a couple times and then that maddening laugh came again.

Then after a few seconds of running I notice several bloodstains on the metallic ground, I felt a growing sense of fear again thinking something horrible is going to happen to Knuckles. He looked nauseated walking down this blood-stained road, but I still kept him going.

Suddenly as Knuckles ran, Sonic appeared right in front of him with those black and red eyes and then red static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but black screen with text saying "FOuNd YOu!", I was now scared, Sonic found Knuckles already?! What was going on?!

Anyway red static came again and then I was back to the level, Knuckles looked like he was panicking, and Sonic was nowhere to be found. And this time that high-pitched squealing from the Silent Hill 1's final boss was playing.

Was this some kind of boss battle with Sonic? I hoped to God it wasn't, honestly.

Suddenly Sonic appeared right behind Knuckles in what appeared to be pixelated black smoke, I made Knuckles turn and then punch Sonic, but Sonic vanished in black pixelated smoke before I could even land a hit, that terrible laugh went off again. Then Sonic appeared behind Knuckles again and then I made him punch again, and Sonic vanished again laughing. Knuckles was panicking even more, and even I felt like I was going crazy, Sonic was practically playing with us, he was playing a sick twisted little mind game with me and Knuckles...

Another cut scene played as Knuckled fell to his knees and clutched his head sobbing, I felt his agony, Sonic was actually driving us BOTH crazy.

And then in a split second Sonic lunged at Knuckles and the screen went black with another distorted screeching noise that lasted for at least 3 seconds.

Another text message appeared, "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?"

What the hell... Just what is going on? I started to think Sonic was actually trying to talk to me through the game... But I was too scared to think that.

I was brought back to the main menu and this time the second file box had Knuckles in the TV screen, his red fur had darkened to a reddish grey, his dreadlocks were dripping with blood and his eyes were black and bleeding too, and he had a look of sadness on his face. I began to think that those are the actual characters trapped in those TV screens on the save files, but I couldn't believe it... I didn't want to believe it...

So I shut off the game and took a break. I took a nap, wish I hadn't, 'cause I then began to have the most disturbing nightmare, I was in pitch black darkness, though I was under the light given off by a lamp that hung high above my head. I could hear the cries of Knuckles and Tails nearby. They were saying stuff like, "Help us..." and "Why did you give us to him?" and "Run away, before he gets you too..."

Their cries died out as I then heard Sonic laugh, his laugh... it sounded a lot like the distorted Kefka laugh.

"You're a lot fun to play with kid, just like your friend Kyle, though he didn't last long..."

I was scared and looking around for the source of the voice...

"Won't be long now until you join him and all my other friends..."

I saw him walking toward me, flickering in and out in several directions...

"You can't run, kid. You're in my world now. Just like the others..."

When he grabbed me and I saw his bleeding black and red-eyed, grinning face, I woke up with a fright.

After a couple of hours I decided to continue playing the game. I don’t know why, but I had to know, I had to figure out why this was happening... So I turned on the computer, turned on the game and selected Robotnik next.

I still thought that was wacky, playing as Robotnik, but anyway the level title appeared again and this time it said "...", which I found really freaky.

This time I was in some kind of hallway, didn't really look like it was from any of the classic Sonic games, though it has the pixelated style; the floor was shiny and checkered, the walls were a dark greyish purple with animated candlelight’s and a few dark bloodstains here and there, and there was a dark red curtain hanging above on the top part of the screen. Every 12 seconds or so that red curtain sways very slowly, but whenever you're playing the game you can barely see it move. The music was oddly pleasant, a piano playing a rather sad yet peaceful song, but I knew better, this was the song that played in Hill act 1, only it wasn't in reverse.

Robotnik didn't look entirely nervous like Tails and Knuckles did, but he did have a suspicious look on his face as if he was just a bit paranoid. He did a little animation when I just left him standing, he turns his head to the left and then to the right at least twice and then shrugs at me, as if he has no idea where he was or what was going on. Even though I was scared outta my mind about what was going to happen, I had Robotnik continue onward. He did his usual running animation (You know, when you've beaten him at the end of a classic Sonic game and you chase him) as we continued going through the hallway.

Then I stop at a long flight of stairs leading downward, now I was nervous, even Robotnik seemed unsure of himself, though I pressed onward.

As I led Robotnik down the stairs, I noticed that the walls have gotten darker and more reddish; the red torches are now an eerie blue. Then we landed onto another hallway, this one was longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another flight of stairs down, this one was much longer, took at least 1 full minute.

And then I heard that horrid Kefka laugh again and then the music slowly faded until it was quiet, as it did the walls turned more dark red and the torches were a black flame now.

When Robotnik landed onto the 3rd hallway, I noticed he now looked really creeped out, though he tried to hide it, I couldn't blame him, I was scared too.

Suddenly, Sonic popped right in front of Robotnik the same way he did Knuckles and then red static. The red static lasted for about 15 second and then it showed me a most unpleasant image...

The image showed a hyper-realistic of Sonic standing in the darkness where you can only see his face while his head and torso faded into black, and when I say hyper-realistic, I mean like he looked so real you could actually see the lines in his blue fur, as if you could actually feel the fur if you touched the screen.

His face...oh god, he had the most horrifying smile I had ever seen.

And that's saying something considering I saw that image at the start of the game.

His eyes are wide and black and once again crying blood (Which also looked hyper-realistic) and there were two small glowing red dots in those black eyes staring RIGHT AT ME, as if staring into my mind. His grin was wide and demonic, it literally stretched to the sides of his face like a Cheshire Cat except Sonic had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs, much like the Werehog's teeth except more vicious-looking, somewhat yellowish and from the look of it, he had stains of blood and small bits of flesh on his lips and fangs as if he ate some animal.

I stared at that gruesome image for a good 30 seconds, never taking my eyes off it, I felt as if he was actually looking at me, smiling at me...that face, it just took 10 seconds for it to etch itself into my brain for good.

Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, and on the 3rd time I heard the Kefka laugh, except this time it sounded distorted, demonic even...

It went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying things I looked at since I had this game...

"I AM GOD."

It was when I read that message while looking at Sonic when it hit me, I realized right there and then.

This Sonic was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik and possibly Kyle, are just his little toys, and the game is the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims are trapped in.

Suddenly in an actual split second I screamed as Sonic lunged at the screen screeching loudly with his mouth wide open to an unnatural length revealing nothing but a literally spiraling abyss of pure darkness before the red static came again, this time much louder and distorted, so loud that it hurt my ears, I yelled and grabbed my ears as the red static screeched for a good 7 seconds.

Then it stopped and showed nothing but black screen.

As I sat there staring at the black screen, one last text came up.

"Ready for Round 2, Tom?"

The Kefka laugh, now sounding more clear as if Sonic was right behind me, played again 3 times as I looked at that text in shock and confusion.

Then I got booted back to the main menu and this time the third save file had a TV image of Robotnik in the same, tormented state as Tails and Knuckles; Robotnik's skin turned a dull grey, his mustache drooped and had blackened, his glasses broke and blood is coming from them and he had a mere dead like expression on his face.

I looked at Tails, Knuckles and Robotnik and I cried a bit, I pitied them for the agony they're going through, they were forever trapped within the game, forever tormented by that horrid hedgehog, and always will be.

Then the computer shut itself off, I couldn't turn it back on no matter what I did.

I sat there for maybe 25 seconds, horrified by what had just happened...

Sonic is the very embodiment of evil, he tortures people who play his game in more ways than one and then when he gets bored he drags you into the game, literally drags you to Hell, where he can play with you always, as his toy....

I can't get the game outta my computer. I think it's stuck in there, but at least I managed to turn it back on now.

After I sat there for 25 seconds I heard a voice right behind me, like a whisper...

"Try to keep this interesting for me, Tom."

I turned around to see where the voice came from, and what I saw made me scream...

Sitting on my bed... staring right at me...

... Was a Sonic plushie, smiling with bloodstains under its eyes.


A year after would come the sequel that nobody asked for that was the equivalent to Twin Peaks or The X-Files if it were written by a furfag, because his magnum opus couldn't get any more shit. In this story, he also inserts his fat lard of a girlfriend into the story has some hot cultist bitch who ties cops to chairs to feed them to the big bad. Like anybody cares for that.

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It's been more than a year now ever since the "Sonic.exe Murders" began to happen, and the police department STILL doesn't know who's doing it or why it's happening. The first murders looked as though the killer did a sloppy job at it, but overtime the killings--or at least some of the guys back at the station THINKS it's just killings--have gotten more elaborate; bodies have been starting to look like the victims just dropped dead or there were disappearances. ONE thing is certain, all the victims seem to each have a burned/destroyed computer with some data from a game called "Sonic.exe".

None of us have found any connections or clues that could help us learn why all of this is happening...Well, no, that's not true, there was one cop who may have uncovered more about the murders than we did.

The guy's name was Derek Green, a really good detective, mainly because he was always teamed up with his sister, Chelsea. They were assigned to investigate the "Sonic.exe Murders", I should know because I was their boss at the time.

They're both dead.

Sometimes I wonder if I should have helped him....I dunno...Anyways, the boys have found Derek's diary when we investigated his apartment, he hasn't been in his home for weeks. The diary recorded all of what Derek found in his investigation, my god, did he write down alot, especially after the Chief of Police took him off the case, and alot of what he wrote down seems to cconnect alot about what's going on with these murders...At least, I hope he was on to something... Here is what Derek wrote...


7:30 pm September 15th, 2011

Happy Birthday to me! I got this diary as a gift from my sister, Chelsea. This will certainly come in handy when we both do another investigation. Oh, I forgot to tell you, name's Derek Green, I'm a detective...Wow, I'm not rly good at this. Hopefully I'll get better as I write in this. Anyways, I'll let you know if anything else happens.

11:22 am October 24th, 2011

Wow, pretty interesting way to start off a case on Halloween. Our boss told us there's a stiff in one of the local suburbs and he wants us to check it out. Wow, been a while since me and Chelsea tackled a murder case, this might be interesting. We're in the truck right now and we're heading for the house.

2:30 pm

Jesus...Whatever happened in this house I was not expecting. The victim looks like something ripped his mouth open and tried to yank something out from inside. I've seen alotta messed up ways to kill a person, but this is rather strange, I don't rly think any normal person would do this.

The cop present at the crime scene told us that the kid was like this for 2 days and his parents just discovered his body and called us in this morning. What's rly weird about this is that there's a badly made cut on his chest that's shaped like the number "1".

Chelsea told me she found a possible clue to the murder. She showed us that the victim owned a computer, the computer is badly burnt and wrecked. Both me and Chelsea have a theory to this: Either the killer destroyed the computer or the victim did it himself, either way we sent it to the station for research.

6:10 pm

Alright, the guys from the lab have their report.

They told us that the computer's wrecked from inside AND out, and what I mean by that is that everything that was on this kid's computer is completely deleted while at the same time the computer got destroyed. The only thing that seems to STILL be in the computer is some data from a computer game called "Sonic.exe".

4:30 pm November 11th, 2011

A couple more murders these last few weeks, all the same killing method; dead bodies, torn open mouths, destroyed computers. The more recent killings are looking less "messy", as if the killer is being more careful with tearing out whatever it is he's tearing out from inside these victim's bodies. There are also cuts on these victims' chests that seem to be in numerical order; "2", "3", "4", "5" and "6".

The killer seems to be keeping count of all the people he's killing.

8:30 pm

Had dinner, both me and Chelsea are brainstorming with what's been going on... It's really strange, the fact that computers are getting destroyed every time there's a murder victim and we find that there's some old data from the same game...

"Sonic.exe"....That name reminds me of all the times me and Chelsea played some of our old Sonic the Hedgehog video games. I remember when we used to play Sonic Heroes, she always liked playing as Rouge the Bat and I always liked playing as Vector.

But...It's weird...What does a Sonic game, a possibly fan-made one at that, got to do with all these killings?

2:45 pm December 2nd, 2011

Another murder, big surprise there. But now both me and Chelsea agree that all these murders are connected with that game. Maybe the killer made it as his calling card? The Chief told us not to worry so much about a simple video game and just stick with what's going on with the murders.

6:30 pm

Autopsy came in again, the doctors told us that aside from the wounds from the chest and mouth, the victims don't seem to show any signs of a murder or a struggle, in fact, as baffling as it seems, all the victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they're "dead".

I airchecked the word "dead" because that's where the report came out really disturbing; the doctors stated that they're all in what appears to be in a Persistent Vegetative State, meaning that these people are in fact still alive, their brains and hearts are still working, but they're all in an empty, dead-like state, as if something robbed them of their minds or sense of self.

Chelsea stated it was probably one of the freakiest things she's seen in her days as my partner, and I don't blame her...

Who would be capable of actually stealing people's senses of self? It's like the Devil is handpicking innocent people and robbing them of their souls for eternal damnation.

5:42 pm December 14th, 2011

Chelsea has been acting very strange lately. She seems quieter at work and whenever we go home she goes back into her room. I'm guessing she's just as determined to learning more about this case as I am.

If she's on to something, I hope she lets me knows first before we make it official. After all, we are a team.

2:00 pm December 19th, 2011

Chelsea didn't go to work with me. Said she wasn't feeling well...I'm starting to get a little worried for her. Ever since we took this case she's been acting rather odd.

I dunno, maybe I'm overreacting, Boss told me to not worry about it and maybe just look into what she was researching on. I might do that.

Also, several news about people worshiping this guy recently. Calls himself "X". I swear, the things kids will be into nowadays...

9:30 pm December 24th, 2011

Almost time for Christmas, though I dunno if I should celebrate.

Chelsea's been shut up in her room almost every day. Not responding to me...I hope she's alright... Anyways, I've been looking into Chelsea's work, and I think she might have found something.

Apparently the killer must be going after anyone who plays the Sonic.exe game. And once they've played the game, the killer tracks them down, kills them and keeps count by carving the numbers onto their chest. But what about the fact that almost every victim looks as though they had their soul sucked right out of them?

Wait a minute...I just remembered something...

A few days ago, Chelsea came home from the store and went back into her room...she said she found a new game....

....Oh my god...Chelsea!

12:32 am

(The writing is a bit sloppy and there are tears splotched here and there)

.....Chelsea is dead....She found the game.....Oh my god, why....

4:50 am December 25th, 2011

I called the guys back at the station to help me move Chelsea....Oh god, why? Why her? Did the killer found out and tried to cover his tracks? No, it doesn't look like anything was taken or destroyed...well except for the computer...and the game is still here...I wanted to keep it to find out why this had happened but the Chief demanded I hand it over to him...The way he asked for it is really odd, it's as if he doesn't want me to do anything to this game disc.

The funeral for my sister will be prepared in a few days...I can't believe that Chelsea...my own sister, is gone...When I find out who killed her, I'm gonna make sure he pays dearly.

4:50 pm December 28th, 2011

Came back from the funeral. God am I a mess. Thankfully Boss was there for me, he's the only person who's ever supported me and Chelsea, I'm glad he's on my side about this case.

A woman came to me in the funeral party. Her name is Shannon Goldman, and she was supposedly a representative for the "Cult of X", as she called it. She told me she was sorry for my loss and pulled out some weird religious crap about "X" wishing me a happier year. Seriously? Who is this "X" guy anyway? She told me that soon "X" will make things better for the whole world, which pretty much ended the conversation right there. That woman is crazy.

Anyways, more news about the Cult of X doing more crazy stuff, wow, whoever this "X" guy is he's making as much an impact on the public as the killer is.

2:20 pm January 2nd 2012

Another murder. Jesus, this guy never has a break with this does he? This is like the 22nd killing! What is he trying to gain from killing all the people? And how the HELL is he getting away with it so goddamn easily?

I gotta know what it is Chelsea was finding. She was on to something I just know it. Maybe if I look around in her room I might find a clue.

5:30 pm

Well, whatever Chelsea found, she left alotta good clues for me. The computer isn't entirely broken. In fact it seems like it only got beat up a few times, but still surprisingly working like new. I'm actually surprised I didn't see it like this that night. But then again, if you lost someone you love, you too would lose sight of very important details surrounding you.

Anyways I checked the computer and there's an icon for the Sonic.exe game on her desktop. My god, how the hell did Chelsea even get this? I guess it doesn't really matter. What's really important is what I found in her notes.

Apparently Chelsea was terrified of this game. Something from the game scared the CRAP out of her. In fact according to what she wrote down, she made it seem like the game is cursed or something. But that can't be the case, there's no way a computer game would harm anyone...right?

7:12 am January 3rd 2012

Okay, I changed my mind, maybe there IS something spooky about the game after all. Last night I had a dream...no...a nightmare, more like. I remember it well: I was trapped in darkness, all was quiet except someone was laughing and talking to me. I kept having visions of Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and appearing all around me as he talked to me. He told me to play the game, over and over again, each time sounding more impatient. When he got to my face and yelled "PLAY IT!" that's when I woke up with a fright...

...Why would Sonic want me to play a game that possibly killed my sister?

3:30 pm

Another murder. Number 24. And the Cult of X seems to be pestering the public more and more. What's their deal? Don't they realize that there's a killer on the loose?

......Wait a minute....

What if this "X" weirdo is the killer?

It would make sense, ever since these murders started this cult has been hanging around recruiting more and more people. And this "X" character they're worshiping....Who is he? Why is it that this cult even started after several murders have taken place? I looked over Chelsea's notes again and she seemed to agree with me. Apparently X has something to do with the Sonic.exe game. Did he make the game? Is he somehow got a hold of it and thought, "Hey! If I kill people with this game, people will like me!"?

If what X is doing is real, then something is SERIOUSLY wrong here.

6:30 pm

Unbelievable! The Chief of Police came over to my apartment a while ago and told me that the investigation may be too much for me to handle and he said I was off the case! What the hell?! I've practically found alotta evidence for it and he practically told me that I shouldn't continue on! He also said that Chelsea would have wanted me to quit with this after what happened. BULLSHIT.

Whatever, I'm not gonna let some fathead stop me from solving this case. I am gonna find out who X really is, why he's doing all of this and I'm gonna turn him in!

5:00 pm February 8th, 2012

More murders, we're up to 28 now. The Boss contacts me about it every now and then behind the Chief's back, he told me that whoever is causing all these murders is one smart son of a bitch. I can't really blame him. As much as I hate to admit it, I have to give X credit for being able to kill 28 people so far. But he's not gonna get away with it. Anyways, I've looked over Chelsea's notes again and it what she wrote down before she got attacked was very odd, nonsensical stuff about a Sonic plushie always watching her, spying on her...

...I never saw a Sonic doll in the apartment. Then again I never questioned my sister's sanity. She was always the smart one in things and it just pains me to realize how broken she was just before she died.... I didn't tell the Boss about X or Chelsea's notes. I know he won't believe me. Nobody will. I guess if you have to solve a case, you have to do it yourself.

8:30 pm

Someone sent a friend request on my Skype. He calls himself Cole. He said he can help me with this case, but only if I can trust him.

I rly don't have a choice. I'm willing to do anything to put an end to this.

Anyways, Cole told me that I first have to get files of all the victims in the "Sonic.exe Murders", that's what the news is starting to call them now that the police has confirmed the old game data in the computers as evidence.

Later on tonight, I'm gonna pay the station a little visit.

11:45 pm

Jesus, what a close call. I just made it back from the station. I managed to grab all the files and I had a run in with the Chief. He asked what I was doing back in the station, I lied and told him that I had to pick up a few things from my office and decided to take some time off. Thankfully he believed me...but, it's strange, the way he talked to me sounded like he didn't believe me in the slightest. Anyways, I got the files just like Cole asked.

I told Cole that all of the victims had the same occurrences: all of them were in a dead-like state, as if their souls were taken out, that they were all "numbered", and that each computer the victims had were somehow destroyed and had Sonic.exe inside the hard drives.

Cole said there's a reason why all the victims had Sonic.exe in their computers, and boy did I not like the answer...

The Cult of X is involved. Their members, after someone gets killed, steals the game disc the victim had at the time and hides it away for a while until it shows up later on at a random place to easily obtain it. These random locations could be anything: a game store, a pawn shop, the black market, eBay, Craigslist, random yet seemingly harmless deliveries, anywhere that involves buying stuff. That way, when the next potential victim finds it, he or she becomes the new owner of the Sonic.exe game until X comes to kill them and then a member of the cult comes to steal away the game disc again, and thus the cycle begins anew.

I asked Cole why the cult is even doing this, and he told me that "X", the bastard, is clearly some sort of holy figure to the cult and they will do whatever it takes to be on his good side.

What does they see in X, anyhow? Why is it they like him so much that they're willing to be accomplices to murder? Or better yet...What kind of power does X have to strike so much terror into people that they'll do whatever he says?

3:30 pm March 1st, 2012

I couldn't hold myself any longer, I had to know what Chelsea found in that game.

So I played it.

It started off pretty basic with the classic Sonic the Hedgehog title screen...until I started it.

Sonic...his eyes had gone black and there were red glowing dots staring at me...

Anyways, when I got on the character selection screen (yes, this game apparently has one.), I was shown the character lineup: Shadow, Sally and Rouge...Rouge was Chelsea's favorite character. I chose not to play as her out of respect for Chelsea and chose Shadow. That laugh...it sounded just like the laugh Sonic made in that dream I had....

The game started with a level title called "Let's Play", and I was shown Shadow standing in what appears to be a hallway of mirrors, with a faint echoing sound of a piano playing a calm melody in the distance. I had Shadow walk down the hall, and every time he walked past a mirror I was introduced to a more twisted, messed up version of himself in the mirror; his reflection's red markings were oozing red as if he was bleeding, and his eyes were bloodshot to the point to where they were red, bleeding and pulsating, and he had probably the most psychotic grin on his face. It's like I was looking at a walking fountain of blood.

I had Shadow walk past the last mirror and the music stopped, Shadow was now walking down an empty quiet hallway, I had this growing sense of dread in my stomach. And then Shadow stopped at one more mirror. He stopped right at it, showing his weird, bleeding reflection. And then that laugh came again and I saw that the real Shadow was slowly transforming into his reflection, bleeding and smiling...What the hell kinda game IS this?

And then Sonic appeared...with those black and red eyes, red tears coming down his face...he smiled as he looked at Shadow. And then the screen went black and then came a message on the screen. "It's not the outside that's important, it's who you are on the inside that really intrigues me."

When it came back to the level, Shadow was sitting on the floor cradling in a half-fetal position like a child, just grinning that freaky grin, then Sonic smiled as he looked at me and then he lunged at Shadow, the screen going black with a loud pixelated screeching noise! Gah! I still feel as if I can still hear it ringing in my ears...That laugh came again and another message.

"You're learning more about this better than anyone, aren't you, Derek?"

....What the FUCK?

How the Hell does this game know me?!

This doesn't make any sense!

It brought me back to the main menu and I saw that Shadow was now in one of the TV screens looking as he did earlier, looking rather mindlessly happy.... I had to turn the game off...My head hurts so much from all this... Was this was Chelsea found? A haunted computer game? And now some guy is using this to as an excuse to kill people, just to gain a cult?

I just don't get it. WHY IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING?!

Who is X? Who is X?! WHO IS X?!?!

.....Sonic?

4:30 pm March 2nd, 2012

I've come to a conclusion. It's obvious that X is no ordinary human being. In fact I no longer even think he's human, Cole filled me in about him. "X" is really called "Sonic.exe", named after the game that's been causing all this trouble. Cole Skyped me recently me that Sonic.exe has been around long before the game did.

I ask him what X was exactly and his answer unnerved me....

Sonic.exe is a monster. No, not the monsters you see in horror films or video games, he is a REAL monster. And he's not just any monster apparently. Cole told me that X is a supernatural being from another dimension. How fucking crazy is THAT?! But it's true. It has to be. X has this power to control all of reality in his realm, and he is unable to do the same in our world because he can't enter it.

So some time ago someone made a game disc that would serve as a window between X's world and ours, anyone who plays it gets a front row seat of what X's dimension looks like, and it is HELL. Not literally Hell, but pretty freaking close! Over time after someone plays X's game, X sends out a plushie of Sonic to act as a spy for him, then when the time is right, X is able to open the window for a short time and pull people into his world where they are trapped forever.

This is how he's able to kill people so easily without anyone noticing, he comes out of the computer, pulls the soul outta the person's body and then goes back into the computer to retreat into his dimension. There, he can make the soul he captured his slave for all eternity.

If I was told about this long ago, I would NOT have believed it, but now I'm straight-up convinced. Everything Cole has told me is the truth so far, and right now I am writing down all that he's telling me, just in case any of this information becomes useful.

6:30 pm

Cole told me that he has to go, he'll get in trouble if he gets caught talking to me, but he says he'll Skype me again soon, until then I'm asked to write down the names of any potential victims this time. I am also asked to keep an eye out.

The Cult is getting suspicious.

4:30 pm April 22nd, 2012

29th murder and no word from Cole yet. I nearly escaped from a few members of the cult and anybody that might be involved. I can't trust anyone now. I need to stay in my apartment more often so no one finds me.

The person killed this time was a middle-aged guy named Paul. He was very paranoid of the outside world and anything could traumatize the poor guy. Apparently he had a Sonic Adventure 2 game to stay sane and he always played as Dr. Eggman.

I betcha X has made the poor man a vegetable in his world by now.

May 4th, 2012

I just realized something!

Why is it that the Chief tried to get me offa the job? Why did he confiscate the damned game disk? Why has he been practically intercepting every one of mine and Chelsea's moves in this case?!

I'll tell ya why, He's in on this! He's working for the Cult of X! It's the only explanation!

He took the game disk so that way the Cult could use it to continue with the killings! But the boss, oh the boss, he can't be involved in this too...He's been mine and Chelsea's friend for years! No, no, I don't think he would ever go in on this. Matter of fact I don't think he even KNOWS about what's going on. Damn Chief...why would you do this....

When I uncover this conspiracy, I'm ratting you out!

August 12th, 2012

Boss called, two more murders, 30 and 31.

Some kid named Tom hanged himself weeks before he gained a package from his diseased friend, Kyle. Not surprisingly, they both played the damn game, Kyle played it first and passed it on to Tom before X got him. Kyle tried to put up a good fight against X but he clearly was no match for the fiend. So Kyle tried to warn Tom not to play the game, but Tom did anyway. X used this as an advantage to mess with poor Tom's head, making him believe that his curiosity and wanting to help others was what caused his best friend's suffering. Tom tried to commit suicide by hanging in order to save himself from X, but apparently it failed.

X is not only dangerous and powerful, he is downright sadistic and insane. He thinks that all the horrific things he's doing is all part of some silly game!

X...you monster...Why are you doing this?! WHAT are you trying to gain?!

August 24th, 2012

Played more of the game. The level Sally was in was really odd, she was in what appeared to be an old, desolate city, the sky a dull dark mixture of clouds, everything all dull empty and dead...no music. What was weird is how she was smiling...maybe she found something good?

No. That wasn't the case at all, after I had her run and jump past debris, she reached the end of the level.

Sonic...no, X....was there...

She smiled at him and he smiled back. Then another message.

"See? I'm not such a bad guy, Derek..."

Then another...

"I can be kind when I want to..."

Then it showed X holding Sally's hand smiling warmly at her. She looked different now: Her eyes were sewn shut and her color pallete seemed darker.

X gently placed his hands around her head...

"I really do love humans, Derek."

"So much fun to play with..."

"In fact...I guess you could say..."

Then it showed me a close up of X, with a wide mad grin, violently snapping Sally's neck, she was still smiling as though she didn't feel any pain from it.

"...They're the ULTIMATE TOY."

I almost gagged at that. The main menu showed Sally I her TV screen, still in her darker state. She was still smiling...She can't have possibly ENJOYED any of that.

8:30 pm

Cole just called me. He said that all the characters you play as in the game is all of Exe's slaves, turned into horrific parodies of Sonic characters, or at least, turned into their favorite Sonic characters, and X sets them up randomly in each game to show us humans what's in store for us.... ...Wait...

Oh God....No...No!

I won't do it! I won't play the game just to watch you harm her, X!

FUCK YOU!!

August 25th 2012 More information on X.

X has these 7 "guardians" ruling over his world alongside him. They are essentially extensions of Exe himself, made from his power combined with powerful emotions of humans. Each guardian is named after the emotions they were born from.

Kito – Prayer Aishu – Sorrow Gekido – Rage Kirai – Hatred Kofuku – Happiness Kyofu – Fear Yukubo – Desire

X created these beings to not only maintain order in his world, but to cause trouble in ours. They corrupt humans and make them more susceptible to X snatching them away by manipulating their emotions. For example Gekido could bring out your anger and make you violent towards others, while Yukubo could manipulate your desires and confuse you with what's reality and what's not.

Also, Cole has informed me that X plans to one day permanently crossover to our world so that way, his reality will merge with ours and all of mankind will become X's slaves for eternity!

But how...How does he plan to accomplish such a feat?!

Cole thinks that the Cult is thinking up ways to make it so. But so far none of their attempts have been successful. Apparently their knowledge in computers is not as superior as the unknown original creator of the disk. ...I asked why Cole knew so much of this. I dunno what compelled me to ask, but I'm guessing it's been nagging me for some time. Dear god...Poor Cole....He revealed that he was a member of the Cult of X. but he didn't like what he was getting into and tried to stop the Cult, at least until X got to him first, now he's stuck in X's world, he said he's lucky to have even found me, since the window is still here. Anyway, he's telling me that he has information on how to put a stop to X and the Cult's plans, the best way he knows how to stop X in his tracks is to destroy the disk, that way his only way in and out of worlds will be gone and he won't be able to cause any more trouble in ours.

The Chief still has the disk. I need to prepare on getting it back....

8:42 pm

....X got Cole....I was in the middle of talking with Cole while preparing and then we got disconnected. When it reconnected Cole's username changed to "X".

X told me that Cole has been cheating, and needs to be punished, and then he posted "HA" over, and over, and over, and OVER....

Goddamn you Sonic.exe!!!

My hand is still bleeding from shattering the screen. But I don't care...not anymore... It's time to end this. I'm gonna go get that damn disk and destroy it. If I don't write back after this final entry....well...let's just say that whoever finds this, whoever reads this diary, pleases find it as instructive as you can.

Everything you've read in my diary is the truth, X is a monster from another world, and the Cult of X is conspiring to help him take over our world. This cannot happen!

I hope that whoever finds this and tries to put an end to this madness. This is a game, a game on a BIGGER scale, we are ALL pawns in an elaborate, chaotic game where the rules are being devised by the mind of a MONSTER!

Please do whatever you can, friend, he must be stopped.

Goodbye and good luck.

Derek Green


That was Derek's last journal entry...He wrote this 3 weeks ago...Today is his birthday.

And now he's dead.

I wondered why he acted the way he was during these horrible events, I was worried about my friend, but I never bothered to find out why at the time....I feel so stupid. Derek tried to fight this battle alone and I did nothing. I haven't heard from Derek in 3 weeks, but yesterday I got an E-mail from someone named Cole.

It was addressed strictly to Bob Richardson.

That's my name...

I clicked on it and it was an audio tape that was made September 13th. That was made a day ago before I got the E-mail. I clicked on it.

This is what was on the audio tape....


(Recording starts, a man is grunting and yelling as two people are dragging him into the room)

Derek: Get your fucking hands off me, you crazy cultist freaks!!!

(The sound of high-heels is heard as another person walks into the room)

Shannon Goldman: Isn't that what you would call the Christians and the Satanists, Mr. Green?

Derek: Goldman! (Struggling is heard)

(More high-heel sounds as Goldman approaches Derek)

Goldman: Derek, why do you deny X? Don't you see what he's trying to do for everyone? He only wants to make our world as happy as he is.

Derek: (Quietly) Happy? (More loudly) YOU THINK STEALING SOULS AND TURNING THEM INTO PUPPETS IS BEING HAPPY?! OUR PLANET IS NOT HIS TOYBOX, YOU BITCH!!!

Goldman: (More coldly) It's not your place to decide what X wants with humanity, Mr. Green. He is a divine being that wishes to make humanity happy by showing us the paradise that is HIS world, and taking us from the wretched filth of a planet we've been forced to live on.

Derek: (Struggling) Some of us actually LIKE this planet, Goldman! X's world is nothing more than a PRISON! All X cares about is making us his plaything for all eternity! Can't you see it's not fair?!

Goldman: (Surprisingly angry) What do YOU know about what's not fair?!

Derek: More than YOU do obviously!

(A loud slap is heard and Derek falls to the ground)

Goldman: (Quietly) You fool...X chose ME to be his most loyal because HE knew I never liked this planet, he knew I want to be rid of the stupidity humanity is causing! I'm perfectly okay with being X's slave if it means getting away from it all, getting the peace I finally deserve after all this time! And if everyone's gotta go with me then TOO FUCKING BAD!!

Derek: (chuckling rather shakingly) Whatever...it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause I'm going to stop you. Once and for all.

Goldman: Oh are you now? With what I presume?

Derek: (pulls out something from his coat) With THIS! (several gasps and murmurs are heard) Cole told me that the only way X can enter our world to collect more souls is with this! Well NO MORE!!

(A loud snapping noise is heard, silence is heard)

(Goldman starts laughing)

Goldman: So Cole told you that, huh? Ha! A smart boy, but even geniuses tend to get their information wrong.

Derek: W-what? What do you mean?

Goldman: Easy. (high heels again as Goldman walks across the room) It's true that X cannot enter our world unless someone places that disk into a computing system. But I'm curious, Mr. Green....

(the sound of Goldman pulling out something from her pocket)

Goldman: Whatever made you both think that THAT disk in particular was the original?

Derek: (shakingly) N...No...No that can't be...!

Goldman: A brilliant theory I might add, but I'm afraid it's your last one, Detective. (the sound of a disk being inserted into a CD drive is heard)

Derek: (violent struggling and yelling is heard) NO!! NOO!! LET ME GO!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!

(and then strange supernatural sounds are heard, and then the audio breaks up and distorts a bit, a new person is walking into the room as Derek is screaming for his life)

X: Hi, Derek...

Derek: NOOO!!! NOOOOO!!

X: (more clearly) READY FOR ROUND 2?

(then loud screeching noises are heard as the audio distorts more badly more, Derek is screaming, Sonic.exe's is laughing as there is a loud tune playing sped up and in reverse and a loud, fast, drumlike rhythm booming loudly as the whole audio distorts and breaks up, finally ending in static)

(the audio tape ends)


After hearing this...I've never felt so helpless...

Both my friends are gone...taken from me.

There's nothing I can do about this....

I'm a useless cop after all.

But I hope someday, someone, somewhere is able to put a stop to this, to do what I failed to do. I have to hope...I have to believe there's a chance at winning this....

Because if there is no hope...

No chance....

...Sonic.exe wins the game. 800


For some reason, the Creepypasta Wiki moderators were so retarded that they let this dumpster fire stay in their hive for two years until when Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and all the other JewTube let's-players got the creepypasta popular and made them realize how garbage it was (despite how this should've been known sooner due to how it was already on the Trollpasta Wiki). Because of this, the author had an incredibly nervous breakdown over it that he made a post on his FurAffinity to start some sort of regime that had actually worked a decade after when a fanbase of incredibly oblivious child groomers and bullied teenagers digged it up from the grave and came inside it's corpse, giving birth to a fuckton of other inbred retarded writefags and drawfags who hang out in X (no pun intended) and brag to each other about how their Sonic.exe OC is the peak of creepypasta and horror literature. This is the rant that sparked such a movement that succeeded:

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I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news.

The Admins of the Creepypasta wiki have finalkly decided to delete Sonic.exe offa the wiki, on the grounds that it was "badly written" and "had too many cliches" and "was a bad example of what should be a creepypasta".

BULL.

FRIGGIN.

HORSE SHIT.

As you can see I am FURIOUS with the fact that my masterpiece, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded FURRY-HATERS.

BUT.

That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.

NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!

Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every Sonic.exe fan who is reading this to get the word out! I want you to tell every other Sonic.exe fan out there, every fanatic, every artist, every follower of my creation about this. Tell your friends who are also Sonic.exe fans if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the spirit of Sonic.exe alive!

Make more fanart, make more videos, block the haters, praise Sonic.exe like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.

The deletion of Sonic.exe from the wiki is but a minor cut on our flower of greatness, my friends! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the pollen of this flower! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their crimes!!

Rejoice, my fellow Sonic.exe Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!

THIS will be his ultimate victory!

The absolute subjugation...

OF THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!! 1200


Little did he know that he'd be caught in the act of having an erotic roleplay with a minor while he was in his 20s. So, no... ...Sonic.exe did not win the game.



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