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[[Image:Cool_story_bro.jpg|thumb|The most popular incarnation]]
[[Image:Cool_story_bro.jpg|thumb|The most popular incarnation]]
[[File:NowBro.gif|thumb|Cool [[GIF]] bro!]]
[[File:Sugoi Monogatari Onii-chan.jpg|thumb|Now available in [[Japanese|moonspeak]] ]]
[[File:Doug Your Post.jpg|thumb|right|I really [[Doug]] that post.]]
[[File:Cool Toy Story Bro.gif|thumb|right]]


Alternate phrasings include:
Alternate phrasings include:
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*Grand fabrication, cracka.
*Grand fabrication, cracka.
*Exalted autobiography, amigo.
*Exalted autobiography, amigo.
*Arousing saga, cuz.
*A rousing saga, cuz.
*Sound story, lad.
*Compelling theorem, governor.
*Compelling theorem, governor.
*Serious account, neighbor.
*Serious account, neighbor.
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*Ace tale, chap.
*Ace tale, chap.
*Wondrous tale, peer.
*Wondrous tale, peer.
*Sug
*Enthralling saga, home slice.
*Enthralling saga, home slice.
*Exciting theory, gentleman.
*Exciting theory, gentleman.
*Wonderful story, colleague.
*Wonderful story, colleague.
*Glorious lowdown, ace.
*Glorious lowdown, ace.
*Sugoi Monogatari Onii-chan
*Nifty theory, top dog.
*Nifty theory, top dog.
*Stunning conjecture, colleague.
*Stunning conjecture, colleague.
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Cool Story Bro|nigger|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|Cool Story Bro|nigger|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:cool_story_bro.jpg
Image:cool_story_bro.jpg|
Image:Masaru.jpg|Cool Story bro
Image:Bitchin rap nigga.jpg|[[Rap]] version
File:Cool Story Bro cat.jpg
Image:Cool story brachmed.jpg|[[Sand Nigger]] version
Image:Macho Man Cool Story Bro.jpg|[[Noone]] cares.
Image:Super cool story broOPTIMIZED.png|Heavy duty version
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Starving Sudanese Orphan Expresses Gratitude For Your Story, Bro.jpg|This starving [[Sudan|Sudanese]] orphan is expressing gratitude and appreciation for your story, bro.
Image:Cool story bro inc.jpg
Image:Broolstoryco.jpg
Image:Coolstorybro.jpg
Image:Cooldudebro.png
Image:Cool story sis.jpg|[[Cumdumpster]] version.
Image:Cool story bro!.jpg|[[bible|Coolest story ever told, bro]]
Image:Cool_story_Wayne.jpg
Image:Sound Story Lad.jpg
Image:Csb sboyle.jpg|[[Susan Boyle]] cares a lot for your valued opinion.
Image:CSB g brown.png|As does [[Gordon Brown]]!
Image:Veltroni-CSB.jpg|Politics in [[Italy]]
Image:Christianbalebrofinal.jpg
Image:coolstorybaby.jpg
Image:Hawkings cool story bro.jpg‎
Image:Nixon-coolstory.jpg
Image:Oj-simpson-arrested-robbery.jpg|Nothing like some freshly squeezed OJ...
Image:Alexcoolstory.jpg|Even [[Alex Jones]] thinks it's a cool story.
Image:Coolstorybrocollar.png|cool story bro from the coolest of bros
Image:coolstoryweddingbro.jpg|
Image:Csb guinness.jpg
Image:Lol WTF Csb.jpg
Image:Cool story bro amazing trolling.png|Used in an [[epic]] act of [[trolling]] [[Wikipedia]].
Image:coolstorybro.png|[[Gaiafags]] even think your story is cool.
Image:Coolstorybro'd.jpg
Image:Gamespot cool story bro.png|Apparently it causes serious [[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWW]] amongst Gamespot members.
Image:Screen shot 2010-01-30 at 12.24.20 AM.png|trolling dead??
Image:Sysop warz.PNG|Even sysops succumb
Image:Bitchin rap nigga.jpg
Image:Cool story brachmed.jpg
Image:Cool story bro grouse yarn mate.png|[[Australia|Ausfag]] version
Image:Cool story bro grouse yarn mate.png|[[Australia|Ausfag]] version
Image:Cool story bro interesante historia ese.jpg|Mexican version
Image:Cool story bro interesante historia ese.jpg|Mexican version
Image:Sound Story Lad.jpg|[[British Scum]] version
Image:Scottish Cool Story Bro.jpg|Braw Tale, Laddie  
Image:Scottish Cool Story Bro.jpg|Braw Tale, Laddie  
Image:Cool story Hungary.jpg|Cool stories from [[Hungary]]
Image:Cool story Hungary.jpg|Cool stories from [[Hungary]]
Image:Epic saga luke.jpg|[[Star Wars]] version
Image:Epic saga luke.jpg|[[Star Wars]] version
Image:Glorious exposition comrade.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia, cool story tells YOU!]]
Image:Glorious exposition comrade.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia, cool story tells YOU!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Killer lowdown brah.jpg
Image:Killer lowdown brah.jpg
Image:Astonishing theory professor.jpg
Image:Astonishing theory professor.jpg
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Image:Toy story bro.png
Image:Toy story bro.png
Image:Riveting tale chap.jpg|[[Verbose]]
Image:Riveting tale chap.jpg|[[Verbose]]
Image:1277791688334.jpg|ALLAH AKBAR, BRO.
Image:jihad bro.jpg|ALLAH AKBAR, BRO.
Image:PirateCoolstorybro.jpg|[[Pirate]] version.
Image:PirateCoolstorybro.jpg|[[Pirate]] version.
Image:Cool story fsjal.PNG| [[FSJAL|fsjal]]
Image:Cool story fsjal.PNG| [[FSJAL|fsjal]]
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Image: CoolStoryBro_Poster.jpg|Cool Campaign, Bro
Image: CoolStoryBro_Poster.jpg|Cool Campaign, Bro
Image:Coolstorytroll.jpg
Image:Coolstorytroll.jpg
Image:Starving Sudanese Orphan Expresses Gratitude For Your Story, Bro.jpg|This starving [[Sudan|Sudanese]] orphan is expressing gratitude and appreciation for your story, bro.
Image:Cool story bro inc.jpg
Image:Broolstoryco.jpg
Image:Coolstorybro.jpg
Image:Cooldudebro.png
Image:Cool story sis.jpg|[[Cumdumpster]] version.
Image:Cool story bro!.jpg|[[bible|Coolest story ever told, bro]]
Image:Cool_story_Wayne.jpg
Image:Masaru.jpg|Cool Story bro
File:Cool Story Bro cat.jpg
Image:Macho Man Cool Story Bro.jpg|[[Noone]] cares.
Image:Super cool story broOPTIMIZED.png|Heavy duty version
Image:Csb sboyle.jpg|[[Susan Boyle]] cares a lot for your valued opinion.
Image:CSB g brown.png|As does [[Gordon Brown]]!
Image:Veltroni-CSB.jpg|Politics in [[Italy]]
Image:Christianbalebrofinal.jpg
Image:coolstorybaby.jpg
Image:Hawkings cool story bro.jpg‎
Image:Nixon-coolstory.jpg
Image:Oj-simpson-arrested-robbery.jpg|Nothing like some freshly squeezed OJ...
Image:Alexcoolstory.jpg|Even [[Alex Jones]] thinks it's a cool story.
Image:Coolstorybrocollar.png|cool story bro from the coolest of bros
Image:coolstoryweddingbro.jpg|
Image:Csb guinness.jpg
Image:Lol WTF Csb.jpg
Image:Cool story bro amazing trolling.png|Used in an [[epic]] act of [[trolling]] [[Wikipedia]].
Image:coolstorybro.png|[[Gaiafags]] even think your story is cool.
Image:Coolstorybro'd.jpg
Image:Gamespot cool story bro.png|Apparently it causes serious [[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWW]] amongst Gamespot members.
Image:Screen shot 2010-01-30 at 12.24.20 AM.png|trolling dead??
Image:Sysop warz.PNG|Even sysops succumb
File:F-d story bro.jpg
File:Cool story filipino.png
File:Bad story bro.jpg
File:Cool story japanese.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


Latest revision as of 22:14, 7 June 2022


Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, incoherence, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response. It simultaneously acknowledges the given failure, shows moderate approval, and conveys the fact that nobody cares. Some believe that the meme originated from /v/, while others believe that it originated from the YouTube Poop forums, however nobody cares about that either.

The primary intent behind the use of this meme, is ordinarily to antagonise the target, via an expression of apathy. This works particularly well, if the target's story involves something genuinely disastrous or shocking.

The most popular incarnation
Cool GIF bro!
Now available in moonspeak
I really Doug that post.

Alternate phrasings include:

  • That's nice, dear.
  • Riveting tale, chap.
  • Chida historia, carnal.
  • Glorious exposition, comrade.
  • That story was great! Man, I'm so glad you told me... Jus' kiddin', youz a bitch!
  • Interesting chronicle, sibling.
  • Excellent narrative, brother o' mine.
  • The story is a cool friend [1].
  • Kakkoii monogatari, aniki.
  • Amazing anecdote, Mexican.
  • Awesome story, guy.
  • Nice composition, pilgrim.
  • Soothing saga, pengyou.
  • Cool story, jade.
  • Striking news, confidant.
  • Hilarious thread, dude
  • Yarr, that be a fine tale, matey.
  • Sweet tale, brother.
  • Exalted theory, nizzle.
  • Sensational narrative, daddio.
  • Neat explanation, sidekick.
  • Exciting lowdown, homey.
  • Breathtaking fiction, G-funk.
  • Exalted theorem, man.
  • Compelling explanation, master.
  • Grand fabrication, cracka.
  • Exalted autobiography, amigo.
  • A rousing saga, cuz.
  • Sound story, lad.
  • Compelling theorem, governor.
  • Serious account, neighbor.
  • Swell epic, sidekick.
  • Striking fantasy, home-skillet.
  • Sweet fable, boy.
  • Stunning myth, amigo.
  • Wonderful yarn, colleague.
  • Collossal report, road-dawg.
  • Collossal anecdote, ace.
  • Cool sperg, aspie.
  • Dandy cliffhanger, confidant.
  • Soothing hypothesis, bud.
  • Ace annal, crony.
  • Nifty saga, bud.
  • Sweet fiction, friend.
  • Compelling saga, confidant.
  • Marvelous legend, goombah.
  • Collossal news, chief.
  • Ace tale, chap.
  • Wondrous tale, peer.
  • Sug
  • Enthralling saga, home slice.
  • Exciting theory, gentleman.
  • Wonderful story, colleague.
  • Glorious lowdown, ace.
  • Sugoi Monogatari Onii-chan
  • Nifty theory, top dog.
  • Stunning conjecture, colleague.
  • Compelling lowdown, road-dawg.
  • Exalted cliffhanger, pal.
  • Dandy story, monsieur.
  • Fascinating biography, daddio.
  • Wondrous news, pal.
  • Grand fable, daddio.
  • Grand autobiography, king.
  • Stupefying anecdote, brother.
  • Neat chronicle, buddy.
  • Grand lowdown, poppa.
  • Glorious saga, homey.
  • Collossal recital, homey G.
  • Glorious anecdote, accomplice.
  • Compelling mystery, holmes.
  • Excellent hypothesis, colleague.
  • Poppin' story, nigguh.
  • What a story, Mark.

Some Examples:


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