Neo

Have some BBQ.

Oh noez. Our asses are grass on the internetS.

There seems to be a problem...

Neo, aka Joshua Ryder is an ircop at Shadow-IRC and has the sanctimonious knowledge that everyone in #ed is doomed to a hellish fate, either by some butthurt faggots irl killing them, or God.

"Fan"? works

neo is not feo*, but he is a queer.
total ruinz and we all cheer
neo neo what a fag
he sits at home and fucks his dad
he goes into irc and gets attacked by dongs
cause he probably makes up all these songs
-Kisa, irc.bantown.com
* A reference to Aiber of Shadow-IRC

Neo's Faggotry

Moar info: Shadow-IRC/Chat logs.

The quasi-war with Neo started when janus zeal of ED asked for contact info for a irl bitch. It turned out that he was friends with her. lol, oops.

Neo also clearly doesn't understand the concept of DoS:

[11:28] SoulStealerYami: well...im goin to go ahead and lag bantown a bit
[11:28] SoulStealerYami: and ping it
[11:29] --: have fun :)
[11:29] SoulStealerYami: k
[11:31] SoulStealerYami: doesn't work
[11:31] SoulStealerYami: don't receive pings
[11:31] SoulStealerYami: lucky them
[11:31] --: lol
[11:32] --: math time : ~100mb pipe isnt going to 'lag' because of a 32 bit ping from a ~3mb connection.

OMG banned from Shadow-IRC. time to quit the internets

[11:27] SoulStealerYami: it's official now, everyone from bantown earns a gline

ShadowIRC isnt very nice to new members, no wonder its so damn small. source

< Cyllene> Hi.
<~Neo> hi, leave
< Cyllene> How come?
<~Neo> cause i said so, you're part of ed
< Cyllene> What's ed?
<~Neo> ...
<~Neo> k, bye
<~Neo> .gline Cyllene bi bi
[shadow-irc] -!- ERROR Closing Link: Cyllene[*] (User has been banned from Shadow-IRC (bi bi))
[shadow-irc] -!- Irssi: Connection lost to irc.shadow-irc.com

ed: WHO THE FUCK USES FANTASIST COMMANDS TO GLINE? IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO /GLINE YOU SHOULD NOT BE AN IRCOP jesus fuck

Neo also bans people who disagree with his Matrix fantasy worldview. A good way to get banned from Shadow-IRC (BIG LOSS) is to assert the existence of spoons in the Matrix.

Users Of Shadow-IRC

Neo - A matrixcoat-wearing internet tough guy with an ego as big as he is stupid. Is fond of the word "roffle" and uses it frequently regardless of how unfunny it is.

Morpheus - One of Neo's retarded, brown-nosing henchmen; rarely says anything other than "Hello".

M, Aiber, Inari - Another one of Neo's henchmen, and a furry.

• Update: Aiber has been Fir3d.

00:31:13 <@spie> Neo Fir3d me
00:31:16 <@januszeal> LOL
00:31:16 <@spie> lawl
00:31:19 <@januszeal> hawt
00:31:22 <@januszeal> details please
00:31:43 <@spie> hes like "dont associate with the enemy, why you on bantown"
00:31:54 <@spie> OK mom

It seems Aiber no longer has IRCops or access to the shell. Then again you should know better boy, making friends and shit. Bad kid. You're supposed to be just like Neo and have everyone H8 you.

• 
  No, there is not a goddamn spoon, you fucking retard.
• 
• 
  lol, aids.
• 
  YUM
• 
  Pill goes where?

Bum Rush Josh

The nick name given to this not faggot for the singular reason of, he got the fuck bum rushed out of him. At a friends birth day party Neo was sitting calmly on a barstool when the birthday boy's little brother decided to try and punch him. Josh, being naturally human (as hard as it is to believe he is human), pushed the young child away from him, not violently at all, just a soft calm push. The younger boy's oldest brother decided it would be a good idea to run as fast as he could across the house and tackle the FUCK out of Josh, all the while screaming on the top of his longs for Neo to stop hitting the younger sibling. Giving him the so rightly earned name of, Bum Rush Josh.

WAS TOLD PUT THIS HERE YO

(07:11:15 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Nik.
(07:11:19 PM) idontknow891: josh
(07:11:24 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Why the hell would you do that?
(07:11:30 PM) idontknow891: what i do
(07:11:37 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You think I wouldn't see who modified my ED page last?
(07:11:50 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I understand that what may have happened that night would be funny...
(07:11:58 PM) idontknow891: dude that was hilarious yo
(07:12:02 PM) idontknow891: the world deserves to know
(07:12:02 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: But acting as if you're my friend and then calling me a faggot and shit...?
(07:12:11 PM) idontknow891: did i use the word faggot?
(07:12:14 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Yeah. You did.
(07:12:34 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: The rest of it, I understand. It was a hell of a night.
(07:12:46 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: But, to be shit talking like that and then acting like you're my friend or some shit.
(07:12:51 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Fucked up.
(07:13:06 PM) idontknow891: lol i did say faggot
(07:13:13 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: The nick name given to this faggot for the singular reason of, he got the fuck bum rushed out of him.
(07:13:24 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You sound just like them.
(07:13:31 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Didn't think you'd lower yourself to be one of them.
(07:13:37 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Shit talking about people who are your friends.
(07:13:38 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Whatever.
(07:13:50 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: If you wanna leave it, whatever. Just don't expect much out of me.
(07:13:58 PM) idontknow891: you want me edit it yo?
(07:14:03 PM) idontknow891: you can't edit it?
(07:14:07 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't give a shit Nik. I thought you were my friend.
(07:14:21 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: And don't use Neo and Josh. Pick one name or the other.
(07:14:27 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: As I said though, edit or don't.
(07:14:29 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I couldn't care less.
(07:14:38 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I just didn't think another friend of mine would do something like this
(07:14:40 PM) idontknow891: for that i think i might add stark and aero
(07:14:49 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I wasn't even using those names back then.
(07:15:22 PM) idontknow891: i didn't even know about your irc thing
(07:16:01 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Yeah. I didn't think you'd be one of them.
(07:16:16 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: If I knew you were one of them, I wouldn't have talked to you at all.
(07:16:19 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Honestly.
(07:16:34 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't put up with people like that want to be like them and part of their group.
(07:16:41 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: And then everyone on ezbake lying about not knowing who jz is.
(07:16:48 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: He's a fucking NA on there.
(07:17:47 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: But whatever, nice knowing you, Nik. Hope ED works out for you.
(07:19:37 PM) idontknow891: 

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(07:19:37 PM) idontknow891: ]]=[
(07:19:37 PM) idontknow891: \][P';O
(07:19:39 PM) idontknow891: \][P
(07:20:15 PM) idontknow891: that was cat ddos teh shit outta joo
(07:20:31 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: What?
(07:20:47 PM) idontknow891: the cat was ddosing you from yahoo
(07:20:53 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Right.
(07:21:24 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Bye Nik.
(07:21:38 PM) idontknow891: dude why don't you edit the ED?
(07:21:42 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Can't.
(07:21:47 PM) idontknow891: why not?
(07:21:48 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Users and Sysops.
(07:21:57 PM) idontknow891: so create an account yo
(07:21:59 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't care to anyway. If I could edit, I'd remove it all.
(07:22:15 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Doesn't matter. That's not my point.
(07:22:23 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: They can put whatever the fuck they want about me on there.
(07:22:44 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: It's just the fact that you talk to me like you're my friend and shit and then call me a faggot and talk shit like that and become one of them.
(07:22:56 PM) idontknow891: who is them yo?
(07:22:59 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: ED.
(07:23:07 PM) idontknow891: i became one of ed?
(07:23:10 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Yeah.
(07:23:14 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You have an account on there.
(07:23:16 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: That's all it takes.
(07:23:23 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You write shit about people on their pages.
(07:23:32 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Trash talk the people who were your friends and such.
(07:23:48 PM) idontknow891: i fix for you yo
(07:23:51 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Dude.
(07:23:52 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Nik.
(07:23:54 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't care.
(07:23:59 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't associate with people from ED.
(07:24:02 PM) idontknow891: The nick name given to this not faggot for the singular reason of
(07:24:08 PM) idontknow891: better?
(07:24:17 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: As long as you have an account there, you're nothing to me.
(07:24:28 PM) idontknow891: :(
(07:24:32 PM) idontknow891: i delete account?
(07:24:35 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I kicked Mike out of my life multiple times because of his association with ED.
(07:24:45 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: And, I've known Mike since 10th grade.
(07:24:53 PM) idontknow891: i know you since 10th grade too yo
(07:25:01 PM) idontknow891: besides
(07:25:02 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Mmhmm.
(07:25:03 PM) idontknow891: mike is gay
(07:25:07 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: But, we weren't best friends.
(07:25:15 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Me and Mike were best friends.
(07:25:21 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Then he thought it was cool what ED did to me.
(07:25:30 PM) idontknow891: i wish some one would ed me :(
(07:25:31 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Making that page and shit and fucking with my servers.
(07:25:43 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: So, I kicked Mike out of my life for a while.
(07:25:49 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Then we made up and were friends.
(07:25:52 PM) idontknow891: you should join ED and ED me
(07:25:54 PM) idontknow891: oh dude
(07:25:55 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Then he moved with him to Clearwater.
(07:25:56 PM) idontknow891: that reminds me
(07:26:02 PM) idontknow891: can you send me that link about anus seal
(07:26:09 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: So, I kicked him out of my life.
(07:26:17 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: No dude. You look for it. You're friends with him.
(07:26:19 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Ask him for it.
(07:26:24 PM) idontknow891: why would he keep it?
(07:26:30 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't know or care.
(07:26:56 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I didn't have a problem kicking Mike out of my life because of his shit with ED, I won't have a problem kicking you out.
(07:27:00 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: It doesn't matter to me.
(07:27:03 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Friends are worthless.
(07:27:07 PM) idontknow891: :'(
(07:27:08 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Undependable.
(07:27:13 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Unreliable.
(07:27:18 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Good for nothing.
(07:27:29 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: So, I don't need you and you've shown you don't care.
(07:27:39 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: So, please. Paste this whole log on ED if you'll make your e-dick bigger.
(07:27:46 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: if it'll*
(07:27:51 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I have shit to do.
(07:27:58 PM) idontknow891: so
(07:28:01 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I just wanted to tell you that I was disappointed in you for that.
(07:28:02 PM) idontknow891: you asked me to post this on ed?
(07:28:08 PM) idontknow891: will we be friends then?
(07:28:10 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Nope.
(07:28:12 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: We won't be.
(07:28:15 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You associate with jz.
(07:28:17 PM) idontknow891: but....but
(07:28:21 PM) idontknow891: you told me to do it yo
(07:28:25 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Mike's lucky to even be my friend.
(07:28:28 PM) idontknow891: what is a jz yo?
(07:28:32 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: januszeal.
(07:28:35 PM) idontknow891: what's that
(07:28:39 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: ...
(07:28:41 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Nik.
(07:28:48 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You know exactly who januszeal is.
(07:28:50 PM) idontknow891: i thought his name was anus seal
(07:28:55 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Nope.
(07:29:07 PM) idontknow891: oh true?
(07:29:09 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Sean is his name.
(07:29:12 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: You know exactly who he is.
(07:29:23 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: As long as you're friends with him and other people from ED, we won't be friends.
(07:29:32 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: <sarcasm>Big loss, I know.</sarcasm>
(07:29:39 PM) idontknow891: who else is from ed yo
(07:29:48 PM) idontknow891: yo
(07:29:48 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Everyone in ezbake, just about.
(07:30:00 PM) idontknow891: no one from ezbake is ED yo
(07:30:03 PM) idontknow891: nu uh
(07:30:06 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: They all lied about not knowing who januszeal is.
(07:30:14 PM) idontknow891: anus seal 100% promises that
(07:30:19 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I don't care.
(07:30:21 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Really.
(07:30:22 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: I have shit to do.
(07:30:28 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: We have nothing further to discuss.
(07:30:30 PM) idontknow891: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
(07:30:47 PM) idontknow891: thats as many as ONE HUNDRED ONES
(07:30:49 PM) xxyamijoshuaxx: Bye Nik. Happy trolling.
(07:30:54 PM) idontknow891: whats trolling
(07:30:56 PM) idontknow891: is that like
(07:30:58 PM) idontknow891: strolling
(07:31:16 PM) idontknow891: ?
(07:31:44 PM) idontknow891: i heard anus seal has swine flue

See Also

• The Matrix
• Keanu Reeves

External links

• Homepage (nothing but notice that his page has been removed for excess faggotry.)
• His IRC Server (offline lol)
• Search IRC page on Shadow-IRC