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'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]'''/Tom Pearl is a [[Pedophilia|registered sex offender]] masochist from [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli well-known for his public shit-eating & piss-drinking videos & antics.
 
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Flyer.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]
{{quote|Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.|Tom Pearl, in his notorious video}}
 
[[Image:Tom_Pearl_SF_Screencap.png|thumb|Screenshot of his sex offender page.]]
 
'''[[Powerword|Thomas Patrick Pearl]]''' (a.k.a. '''Tom Pearl''') is a 63-year-old [[Sex offender|registered sex offender]] masochist from Lawrenceville, [[Georgia]] who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.


== Biography ==
== Biography ==
Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing [[child pornography]], his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]], and appearing on various random [[porn]] websites. There is <s>a possible</s> an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a [[Reddit|Redditfag]] on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:
[[File:Tompearlconsume the piss chalice.gif|frameless|right]]
{{quote|Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.|biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor}}
{{quote|I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.|Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl}}
<s>This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish.</s> <b>Tom Pearl's own words</b>
It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, <b>Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl</b> who is from [[Ecuador]]. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a [[Citation Needed|possible brother]] named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a [[Rennies|rennaisance man]] who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.
==Gallery==
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg|'''Tom Pearl shots'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png
Image:Tom Pearl Mirror Selfie.png
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png
Image:Tom Pearl Faggot Sitting.png|[[Nope]], that sure ain't a [[Bong]] he's ripping on.
Image:Tom Pearl Eating Shit.jpg| [[nom|nom nom nom]]
Image:Tompearlloliskirt.png|Tom Pearl wants to be your [[Loli]] [[Waifu]]
Image:Tompearlfamilyman.png|Tom Pearl, [[Lie|reformed]] turdmuncher and full time [[family Guy|family man]]
Image:Tompearlfamilyman2.png|Tom Pearl the [[granny]] [[desperate|poonhound]].
Image:Tompearlfamilyman3.jpg|Tom Pearl trying to touch Consuela's no-no square, note the kid that looks like the type that craps in his pants.
Image:Tompearlmongler.jpg|Tom Pearl giving [[cockmongler]] a run for his money.
Image:Tompearlmuchozuckoquote.png|Tom Pearl's origin story in his own words as to why he is a shit eater
Tompearlmuchozuckoquote2.png| <b> AND PROUD OF IT </b>
Image:tompearlpostlog.png|Tom Pearl after scarfing down a log of shit and chasing it with piss.
Image:Tompearlpoopooplatter.jpg|Tom Pearl presenting his [[Azns|Poo Poo Platter]].
</gallery>|}}
</gallery>|}}


Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a sex offender and his collaboration with [[MuchoZucko]] and appearance on various random [[porn]] websites. There is a possible answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by a [[Reddit|RedditFag]] on the r/TomPearl subreddit:
== Videos ==
{{fv|TomPearlVideos||
|[[File:TomPearlMontage.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl Montage
|[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]];Tom Pearl goes on [[monkey.cool]]
|[[File:Whos that Pokemon tompearl.mov]]; Who's that [[Pokémon]]?
|[[File:First kiss tom pearl.mp4|640px]]
|[[File:tompearlshowshisassholetotheinternet.mp4]];Tom Pearl shows his [[asshole]] to the [[Internet]]
|<youtube>vs_2n9oud8g</youtube>; a youtuber's pseudo-documentary about Tom Pearl, including a roadtrip to Lawrenceville, GA
}}
 
== Location ==
<b>1392 Dodger Way
 
Lawrenceville, GA 30045</b>
phone number: <s>(678) 442-0083</s> (for possible prank calls)
 
current phone number: <b>(678) 451-9098</b> (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)
 
[https://clustrmaps.com/a/37pvna/ Tom Pearl lives here], send him endless amounts of [[pizza]], [https://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2 free qurans], [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/sg/form/request-missionary-visit mormons], [https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/request-a-visit/ Jehova's Witnesses], [https://www.adam4adam.com/ Gay Niggers], [[Jews|da j00s]], [[Herpes|gamer girl bath water]], [[Jenkem|freshly made homebrewed Jenkem]] lovingly brewed and hand packaged by [[you]], and just about anything [[lulzy]] you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are [[infinity|infinite]], [[pedobear| the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those]].
note to those reading this, [[Coppercab]] the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be [[Alligator|something]] [[Georgia, USA|real bad in the water around those parts]].
 
== See Also ==
*[[Scat porn|Scatman John]]
*[[Brownpill]]
*[[MuchoSucko]]
*[[Jenkem]]


"Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry."
== External Links ==
*<s>[https://archive.org/details/tom-pearl-archive/ Video archive]</s> '''BALEETED'''
*[https://www.perverttube.com/members/1115/ Tom Pearl's Greatest Hits]
*[https://state.sor.gbi.ga.gov/sort_public/OffenderDetails.aspx?Id=7583&uid=d42441cf-4f70-4841-891d-60849dc2ae5b&x=309da256-2cfe-45ef-a8e7-12f7640d296f| Sex Offenders Register entry]
*<s>{{discord|g|TDb4wqzq|The Official Tom Pearl Fanclub Discord Server}}</s> '''BALEETED'''


This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this with most believing it's because he has a scat fetish.
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Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you. Finally, I get some diarrhea; been looking forward to doing this for a long time.
 

 
 

—Tom Pearl, in his notorious video

Screenshot of his sex offender page.

Thomas Patrick Pearl (a.k.a. Tom Pearl) is a 63-year-old registered sex offender masochist from Lawrenceville, Georgia who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.

Biography

Not much is known about Thomas, other than him being a registered sex offender for possessing child pornography, his collaboration with MuchoZucko, and appearing on various random porn websites. There is a possible an answer as to why Tom Pearl eats his own shit which has been stated by Tom Pearl himself on MuchoZucko and then a Redditfag on the (now defunct) r/TomPearl subreddit:

   
 
Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry.
 

 
 

—biddlediddlewiddle, A Redditor

   
 
I grew up in a very poor family and I would sometimes eat my shit because I was too hungry. I was bullied my entire childhood and I became used to being called names and now l it.
 

 
 

—Tom "the Shit Eater" Pearl

This is most likely untrue/misinformation since there's nothing to really support this, with most people believing it's because he has a scat fetish. Tom Pearl's own words

It is now known that Tom Pearl somehow has managed to find himself a wife, Lorena Fernanda Cedeno-Pearl who is from Ecuador. There is a lot to be speculated around this marriage. It is also known that Tom Pearl has quite the extended family including a possible brother named Bill who looks like a fat version of Tom (the facial resemblance is UNCANNY), many of his extended family can be found via his wife's facebook friends by simply searching "Pearl" although it appears that Tom Pearl himself is a rennaisance man who opts to not have social media. Seemingly, his wife and family are blissfully unaware of his shit eating mischief.

Gallery

Tom Pearl shots About missing Pics
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Videos

Location

1392 Dodger Way

Lawrenceville, GA 30045 phone number: (678) 442-0083 (for possible prank calls)

current phone number: (678) 451-9098 (when called, it is likely his wife will answer)

Tom Pearl lives here, send him endless amounts of pizza, free qurans, mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, Gay Niggers, da j00s, gamer girl bath water, freshly made homebrewed Jenkem lovingly brewed and hand packaged by you, and just about anything lulzy you can possibly muster to his house or mailbox as the possibilities are infinite, the only exception being little girls because he REALLY likes those. note to those reading this, Coppercab the fat soulless ginger lives approximately 5 miles from Tom Pearl, so there must be something real bad in the water around those parts.

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