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Meaningless noise is noise containing random non-informational semanticity components. In other words, it doesn't mean shit. Many posts on the internet are meaningless noise. These should be instantly challenged with "What the fuck are you talking about?" Be warned that the author will defend himself with even more noise, as though additional meaninglessness will bring purpose and depth to his idiotic blathering.

When engaged in a flame war, it's fine to tell someone his fifty-page diatribe on economics is meaningless noise though it's better to just say it's bullshit. Make sure to make this reply quickly, so it's clear you didn't read any of it. Musicians also appreciate hearing their latest work of art is meaningless noise.

Meaningless noise is sometimes a trolling tactic used to baffle a boring forum. Non sequiturs, scraps of shit band lyrics, or a few dozen posts started so you can reply to yourself with random babbling are all excellent ways of gaining the attention of regular community members.

Encounters With Meaningless Noise

Vir Journal
- "The curse is a long neglected literary device, but one I believe should be revived and added to the pundit's arsenal. The floods of invective, tirade, rant and snark have grown stale and are losing their emotional power. They've become old and comfortable, viewed as reassurance to the supporter and meaningless noise to the opponent." --virge
Gumtree Forums
- "What the fuck? You are one random dickhead." --Jim Bob
A Blog in the Life of Chystian
- "Lalalala. Gosh, I'm so bored with my life." --Chystian
Pentax SLR Forum
- "I came, I asked a pointless question, I left." --nt

Examples of Meaningless Noise

Ear Rape Gallery

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1337 • Сибирской говор • Algospeak • American Language • AOL speak • Babelfish • Bemmel • Dyslexia • Ebonics • English • Engrish • Esperanto • Hebrew • HTML • Internets English • Klingon • Latin • Mathematics • Moonspeak • Pirate • Short type • Toki Pona • Wikipedese • Упячка

^ • [sic] • A and an • Abbreviation • ALL CAPS • Altcaps • Amirite • Baleet • B0rk • Captions• Cheeky Nando's • Commas • E- (prefix) • Ellipsis • etc. • EVAR • Exclamation Point • Fnord • Gaiden • GAR • Generic Article • Good Spelling • Graphic transcription • H8 • Homosexual Epithets • Hott • Introduction to English • I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties • kthxbye • Liek • Like • Literally • Meh • Moar • Nao • Never • No Homo • Oh • Oh noes • Opposites • Plox • Plz • Plskthx • Pindos • Portmanteau • Ppl • pr0n • Prolly • Pun • Pwnt • r • Rekt • Serious Discussion • Skill • Slash • Snoregasm • Some argue • Spellcheck • Srsly • Stuff • Stylometry • Sup • There, Their, and They're • Teh • Tilde • To, Too, and Two • Typical • Typo • Twice • Uber • Underscore • User Stress Syndrome • Virii • Wat do • LOL WUT • What • Whatever • What-EVER • Winnar • w00t • Word • Yes • No • You're/Your • Your a fucking idiot

Analogy • And Fuck You Anyway • Are You Fucking Kidding Me • Bale Out • Circular Logic • Condescension • Confirm/Deny • Constructive Criticism • Come at me bro • Cry moar • Deadname • Dubious Disclaimer • Dislikes • English Is Not My Native Language • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT • Excuse me wtf r u doin • Fallacious Reasoning • Faulty Logic • Filibuster • Flame Wars • Fuck Her Right In The Pussy • Go fuck yourself • I have a 140 IQ • Just Saying • Killer • Lie • Logic and Reason • Mega ultra super genius • Message • Neologism • NO U • OBEY • Opinion • Prank call • Pseudo-intellectual • Questionable logic • Read a book • Sarcasm • Seems Legit • Shaming • Shout Out • Snark • Spam • Stale • Strategy Guide • Straw Man • Stream of Consciousness • Swearing • TL;DR • Too cool for the internet • Zing

Iambic Pentameter • Poetry • PFFA

Advertising • Censorship • Cliché • Context • Dan's Devil's Dictionary • DINDUNUFFIN • Free Speech • Gender-neutral language• Grammar Nazi • Internet linguistics • Leeching • L.U.L.Z. • Noam Chomsky • Personal Pronouns • THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION • Signaling • Statistics • Tay • Translation • Wordfilter

AIM • Backmasking • Bayeux Tapestry • Bcc • Blog • Cell phone • Chat Logs • Comments • E-mail • Everything2 • Forum • Hate Mail • ICQ • Internets • IRC • LiveJournal • Kindle • Mailing list • MLB.tv • MSN • Old Media • Personal Message • Powerpoint presentation • Ringtones • Sidekick • Skype • Social Networking Sites • SMS • Television • Trending • Web 2.0 • Web 3.0

♥ • <3 • A+ • ASCII • Big • Blink • BrokenSpacebar • Demotivators • Emotes • Emoji • Emoticons • Fifty Hitler Post • Gif War • Gooby • Graph • Icon • Image Macro • Heatenings • Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face • Otaku emoticons • Rainbow blinkies • Small • Smileys • Marquee • This is Bob • Venn Diagram

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-'''Meaningless noise''' is noise containing random non-informational semanticity components. In other words, it don't mean [[shit]]. Many [[post]]s on the [[internets]] are meaningless noise. These should be instantly challenged with "[[LOL WUT|What the fuck are you talking about?]]" Be warned that the author will defend himself with even more noise, as though additional meaninglessness will bring purpose and depth to his [[idiot]]ic blathering.
+'''Meaningless noise''' is noise containing random non-informational semanticity components. In other words, it doesn't mean [[shit]]. Many [[post]]s on the [[internet]] are meaningless noise. These should be instantly challenged with "[[LOL WUT|What the fuck are you talking about?]]" Be warned that the author will defend himself with even more noise, as though additional meaninglessness will bring purpose and depth to his [[idiot]]ic blathering.
 When engaged in a [[flame war]], it's fine to tell someone his fifty-page diatribe on economics is meaningless noise though it's better to just say it's [[bullshit]]. Make sure to make this reply quickly, so it's clear you [[TL;DR|didn't read any of it]]. Musicians also appreciate hearing their latest work of art is meaningless noise.
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 *[http://forums.dpreview.com/forums/read.asp?forum=1036&message=17684926 Pentax SLR Forum]
 **"I came, I asked a pointless question, I left." --nt
+==Examples of Meaningless Noise==
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 ==See Also==
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 *[[Brokencyde]]
 {{Language}}
 [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Meaningless noise: Difference between revisions

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