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[[Image:Pwnd2death.JPG|thumb|right|Average story]]
[[Image:Pwnd2death.JPG|thumb|right|Average story]]
[[Image:Advice-Geezer-SHHHHHHHHHH-WOLF-BLITZER-IS-ON.jpg|thumb|right|Typical CNN viewer]]
[[Image:Advice-Geezer-SHHHHHHHHHH-WOLF-BLITZER-IS-ON.jpg|thumb|right|Typical CNN viewer]]
Once a vast and trusted source of e-news on the [[internets]], the LNN provided news coverage of all major world news events, often scooping stories before CNN, [[Fox News]] and [[Throwingstardna]]. LNN had many correspondents including [[jameth]], lol and [[hepkitten]], though they are now all [[Death#E-Death|e-dead]].
Once a vast and trusted source of e-news on the [[internets]], the LNN provided news coverage of all major world news events, often scooping stories before CNN, [[BBC]] and [[Throwingstardna]]. LNN had many correspondents including [[jameth]], lol and [[hepkitten]], though they are now all [[Death#E-Death|e-dead]].


Originally hosted on [[LiveJournal]], LNN secured independent hosting shortly before entering internet limbo. The move occurred on December 1st, 2004 after harassment by the [[LJ Abuse|LJ Abuse Team]] regarding possible violations of the [[DMCA]].
Originally hosted on [[LiveJournal]], LNN secured independent hosting shortly before entering internet limbo. The move occurred on December 1st, 2004 after harassment by the [[LJ Abuse|LJ Abuse Team]] regarding possible violations of the [[DMCA]].


==Old as fuck News!==
==Old as fuck News!==
===July 4th, 2007 in the lulzy news===
*[http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=59852.0;wap2 '''Hillsdale, USA, (LNN)''' Internets 1227 h4x0r prankster charged with deleting friends MySpace; he's the mayor of his town.]
*[http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/3286794/Teen-sells-virginity-for-45-000-online '''Internets, BRITAIN, (LNN)''' Delicious Loli sells virginity on MaltaStar.com; parents not so happy.]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100419032216/http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/homepage/x1578449844 '''Sherborn, USA, (LNN)''' The next Mr. Hands steps forward, a sheepfucker who ISN'T from New Zealand.]
====[[Old meme|Blast From The Past News: 1999]]====
*[http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/12/10/drysex/ '''Sub-Saharan Africa, (LNN)''' "Sand in my vagina?" It's moar pleasurable than you think!]
====[[LOL WUT|Today's News About China In Dutch!]]====
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070825212945/http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/61507361/Wu_was_niet_zielig.html?p=6,1 '''Hong Kong, NOT CHINA (LOL)''' Blerp bleep bloop Wu Ping dreep drop drert. LOL WUT?]
=====[[Last Thursday|Day-old]] lulzy news, July 2nd, 2007=====
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080506041153/http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3336518 '''Bridgeville, USA, (ÆBC)''' Californian town to be sold on eBay again after owner becomes an hero.]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070702125804/http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2007/07/01/4304316-sun.html''' In your pants,CANAIDSDA, (LNN)''' Genius CanAIDSian combines porno and pizza, some surpised to find tangy new mayonaise like topping.]
*[https://www8.atwiki.jp/mainichi-matome/pages/215.html '''In your pants, JAPAN, (LNN)''' Politically correct naked Jap news program to collect tax break from deaf kawaii ^_^]


==External links==
==External links==

Latest revision as of 16:37, 15 January 2021

Lulz News Network was created to be a "fair and balanced" alternative to the notorious Furry media.
Average story
Typical CNN viewer

Once a vast and trusted source of e-news on the internets, the LNN provided news coverage of all major world news events, often scooping stories before CNN, BBC and Throwingstardna. LNN had many correspondents including jameth, lol and hepkitten, though they are now all e-dead.

Originally hosted on LiveJournal, LNN secured independent hosting shortly before entering internet limbo. The move occurred on December 1st, 2004 after harassment by the LJ Abuse Team regarding possible violations of the DMCA.

Old as fuck News!

July 4th, 2007 in the lulzy news

Blast From The Past News: 1999

Today's News About China In Dutch!

Day-old lulzy news, July 2nd, 2007

External links

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