Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Jacknstock: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older edit
imported>Likeicare
imported>MarioMario456
 
(6 intermediate revisions by 5 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
__NOTOC__
{{Spoilers|text=Jacknstock is Aussieintn}}
{{Spoilers|text=Jacknstock is Aussieintn}}
'''Jacknstock''''s [[Powerword|real name]] is Jack Stock! Guess his middle initial!
[[Image:Whathappened2jack.jpg|thumb|[[User:Einsidler|Einsidler]]'s take on the whole thing]]
[[Image:Whathappened2jack.jpg|thumb|[[User:Einsidler|Einsidler]]'s take on the whole thing]]
[[Image:Auspuppet.jpg|frame|Also Jacknstock]]
[[Image:Auspuppet.jpg|thumb|Also Jacknstock]]
[[Image:Ling head.jpg|frame|There once was an article that said written by ([[Power Word: IRL Name]] Ommitted) and gave aussieintn's email address as contact info and gave this picture as the editor's picture.  When found, the article was only in google's cache, but the picture remained on the server. This man is a jerk and a tool.]]
[[Image:Ling head.jpg|thumb|There once was an article that said written by ([[Power Word: IRL Name]] Ommitted) and gave aussieintn's email address as contact info and gave this picture as the editor's picture.  When found, the article was only in google's cache, but the picture remained on the server. This man is a jerk and a tool.]]
 
'''Jacknstock''' (Real name: '''[[powerword|Jack Stock]]''') was an ED admin [[at least 100 years ago]]. He has gone by many names on ED, somehow all gaining sysop powers and acting all in the same way.


==The great conspiracy theory that most of ED's editors are one person==
==The great conspiracy theory that most of ED's editors are one person==
Jacknstock was an ED admin [[at least 100 years ago]].  He has gone by many names on ED, all gaining adminship and all acting the same way.
How each of Jacknstock's [[sock puppets]] earned [[banhammer|sysop privileges]], no one knows. [[Some argue]] that ED's search function got broken after he hacked in and made some new accounts.  What is certain is that he wielded it like a [[nigger|monkey]] with a taser, and spent all day deleting any article funnier than his bible length [[Plastic crap|Games Workshop]] article.  And being a [[fake editor]] and banning people like mad.  This has led to a great decrease in the amount of editing done on ED from a year ago.  He is believed to be hiding in a basement somewhere south of [[Kentucky]], painting barbie dolls to look like warhammer transvestites.


How each [[sock puppet]] earned its beloved [[banhammer]] no one knows.  [[Some argue]] that ED's search function got broken after he hacked in and made some new accounts.  What is certain is that he wielded it like a black person with a taser, and spent all day deleting any article funnier than his bible length [[Plastic crap|Games Workshop]] article.  And being a [[fake editor]] and banning people like mad. This has led to a great decrease in the amount of editing done on ED from a year ago.  He is believed to be hiding in a basement somewhere south of [[Kentucky]], painting barbie dolls to look like warhammer transvestites.
[[Some argue]] that he and Aussieintn are in [[fact]], the same person.  Ausseintn started slightly after ED began and Jacknstock started a month after.  Jacknstock worked up slowly with a few edits a month.  Likely the person behind them made 1 sock puppet a month, all of them gaining admin status.  This would mean 20 sockpuppets later, he would own a majority share in ED.  His plan was perfect until one day where he went [[batshit]] and [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocked Girlvinyl's husband]. This led to a [[lollercaust]] and [[User:Jacknstock|rainbow blinking LOL FIRED tags]]. Jacknstock later wrote about it [http://jacknstock.livejournal.com/1232.html in his livejournal].


[[Some argue]] that he and Aussieintn are in [[fact]], the same person.  Ausseintn started slightly after ED began and Jacknstock started a month after.  Jacknstock worked up slowly with a few edits a month.  Likely the person behind them made 1 sock puppet a month, all of them gaining admin status.  This would mean 20 sockpuppets later, he would own a majority share in ED.  His plan was perfect until one day where he went [[batshit]] and [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocked Girlvinyl's husband]. This led to a [[lollercaust]] and [[User:Jacknstock|rainbow blinking LOL FIRED tags]]. Jacknstock later wrote about it [http://jacknstock.livejournal.com/1232.html in his livejournal].
But Aussieintn came at least 20 sock puppets prior to Jacknstock.  Through that time, there have been many sock puppets of him being admin'd.  Who is EdSysOp?  Who is Anonadmin?
 
But Aussieintn came at least 20 sock puppets prior to Jacknstock.  Through that time, there have been many sock puppets of him being admined.  Who is EdSysOp?  Who is Anonadmin?


[[Uncyclopedia]] in their ED article claim Aussieintn is Banaan (who was an admin until mysteriously vanishing and being de-admined, and suddenly after Jacknstock's downfall is an admin again with no explanation of what happened) and links to half of ED's sysops, this is led to the great conspiracy theory that most of ED's editors are one person, possibly infiltrated by the [[furluminati]].  What we know is someone found Jacknstock's [[Power Word: IRL Name]] and his picture and then posted it to the talk page of wikipedia's ED article, and later on, someone at uncyclopedia got it and was displayed in uncylcopedia's ED article until they bal337ed it.
[[Uncyclopedia]] in their ED article claim Aussieintn is Banaan (who was an admin until mysteriously vanishing and being de-admined, and suddenly after Jacknstock's downfall is an admin again with no explanation of what happened) and links to half of ED's sysops, this is led to the great conspiracy theory that most of ED's editors are one person, possibly infiltrated by the [[furluminati]].  What we know is someone found Jacknstock's [[Power Word: IRL Name]] and his picture and then posted it to the talk page of wikipedia's ED article, and later on, someone at uncyclopedia got it and was displayed in uncylcopedia's ED article until they bal337ed it.


== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
*Yep, [[Special:Listadmins|we]]'re virtually [[crayolacrime|unbannable]]. It's great. --[[User:Jacknstock|Jacknstock]] 23:53, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
*Yep, [[Special:Listadmins|we]]'re virtually [[crayolacrime|unbannable]]. It's great. --[[User:Jacknstock|Jacknstock]] 23:53, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)


Line 23: Line 22:
*The story goes that you=aussieintn=me. So now I am having a conversation with myself and joining some pitiful [[community]] where the only [[lusers|members]] are me and me. My therapist will [[lmao|laugh his ass off]].
*The story goes that you=aussieintn=me. So now I am having a conversation with myself and joining some pitiful [[community]] where the only [[lusers|members]] are me and me. My therapist will [[lmao|laugh his ass off]].


== Other suspected sockpuppets ==
==Sockpuppets==
*Pseudonatural
*'''Pseudonatural'''
*[[User:WKD]]
*'''[[WKD]]'''
*[[User:Miltopia|Miltopia]]
*'''[[Miltopia]]'''
Moar liek Jackn'''[[Irony|sock]]''', [[amirite]]?
*'''Aussieintn''' - Aussieintn (Jacknstock) has just been outed! [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=prev&oldid=215086707 MONGO has found out that Aussieintn = Sherrod!] Who knew?
 


Aussieintn (Jacknstock) has just been outed!  [[MONGO]] has found out that Aussieintn = Sherrod! [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=prev&oldid=215086707]  Who knew?
==External Links==
 
== External links ==
* {{ljcomm|user=old_ed_admins}} – A community composed entirely of the same person and [[one]] post
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AJacknstock&diff=63067615&oldid=62140684 Miltopia Unbanned] - As a result of banning drama. Beginning of the post-Jacknstock era.
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AJacknstock&diff=63067615&oldid=62140684 Miltopia Unbanned] - As a result of banning drama. Beginning of the post-Jacknstock era.


{{eduser}}
{{history}}
{{history}}
{{FallenGov}}
{{Timeline|Featured article August 10, [[2006]]|[[Purple PJs]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Freewebs]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article August 10, [[2006]]|[[Purple PJs]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Freewebs]]}}


[[Category:People]]  
[[Category:People|Stock, Jack]]  
[[Category:Edit Wars]]
[[Category:Edit Wars|Stock, Jack]]
[[Category:In Jokes]]
[[Category:In Jokes|Stock, Jack]]
[[Category:2006]][[Category:WikiEdit Drama]]
[[Category:2006|Stock, Jack]]
[[Category:WikiEdit Drama|Stock, Jack]]

Latest revision as of 19:11, 26 August 2022

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Jacknstock is Aussieintn!!!1
Einsidler's take on the whole thing
Also Jacknstock
There once was an article that said written by (Power Word: IRL Name Ommitted) and gave aussieintn's email address as contact info and gave this picture as the editor's picture. When found, the article was only in google's cache, but the picture remained on the server. This man is a jerk and a tool.

Jacknstock (Real name: Jack Stock) was an ED admin at least 100 years ago. He has gone by many names on ED, somehow all gaining sysop powers and acting all in the same way.

The great conspiracy theory that most of ED's editors are one person

How each of Jacknstock's sock puppets earned sysop privileges, no one knows. Some argue that ED's search function got broken after he hacked in and made some new accounts. What is certain is that he wielded it like a monkey with a taser, and spent all day deleting any article funnier than his bible length Games Workshop article. And being a fake editor and banning people like mad. This has led to a great decrease in the amount of editing done on ED from a year ago. He is believed to be hiding in a basement somewhere south of Kentucky, painting barbie dolls to look like warhammer transvestites.

Some argue that he and Aussieintn are in fact, the same person. Ausseintn started slightly after ED began and Jacknstock started a month after. Jacknstock worked up slowly with a few edits a month. Likely the person behind them made 1 sock puppet a month, all of them gaining admin status. This would mean 20 sockpuppets later, he would own a majority share in ED. His plan was perfect until one day where he went batshit and blocked Girlvinyl's husband. This led to a lollercaust and rainbow blinking LOL FIRED tags. Jacknstock later wrote about it in his livejournal.

But Aussieintn came at least 20 sock puppets prior to Jacknstock. Through that time, there have been many sock puppets of him being admin'd. Who is EdSysOp? Who is Anonadmin?

Uncyclopedia in their ED article claim Aussieintn is Banaan (who was an admin until mysteriously vanishing and being de-admined, and suddenly after Jacknstock's downfall is an admin again with no explanation of what happened) and links to half of ED's sysops, this is led to the great conspiracy theory that most of ED's editors are one person, possibly infiltrated by the furluminati. What we know is someone found Jacknstock's Power Word: IRL Name and his picture and then posted it to the talk page of wikipedia's ED article, and later on, someone at uncyclopedia got it and was displayed in uncylcopedia's ED article until they bal337ed it.

Quotes

From here:

  • The story goes that you=aussieintn=me. So now I am having a conversation with myself and joining some pitiful community where the only members are me and me. My therapist will laugh his ass off.

Sockpuppets

External Links

  • Miltopia Unbanned - As a result of banning drama. Beginning of the post-Jacknstock era.
Jacknstock
is part of a series on


The History of Encyclopedia Dramatica
[Seal ThemOpen the Records]

Jacknstock
is part of a series on
the former regimes

Corporate Shill Branch Girlvinyl • Jacknstock • Killhamster • Pink Poodle • Sheneequa • Thedreadedkettle • Zaiger • Conrad Alan Rockenhaus • Aediot • Umkemesik • MarioMario456
Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu Aardvark • BURK • Crazyconan • Ed Lolington • kale • Kazantzakis • Onideus • OtterWhiskers • Quasidan • Riboflavin • Schnookums • Tfo • ShardDax • vanff • Vermin • wattage • weev • WKD • WhiteMystery • Zenophile
Angry Patriot Ghost Branch AlGore • Andrewpants • OldDirtyBtard • Rubberduc • yiri
See Also Encyclopedia Dramatica • Epic Battle • Joseph Evers • MysteryBot • OhInternet • Sellout • Sheneequa Turns Four • The War of Zaiger Aggression
Featured article August 10, 2006
Preceded by
Purple PJs 		Jacknstock Succeeded by
Freewebs
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jacknstock&oldid=1394456"