The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

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The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure is the world's worst grossing movie ever to be released in over 2,000 theaters. It is an obvious Teletubbies wannabe in which three Teletubby wannabes have to find five balloons for their best friend, Schuufy, who is a PILLOW. A TALKING, ANTHROPOMORPHIC, PINK PILLOW. Srsly.

Creation

Once upon a time, Kenn Viselman, ran out of all the money he made in the 90s creating Teletubbies and Thomas the Tank Engine, two of the most popular television shows ever made for toddlers and autistic manchildren. Fearing he would lose all his money to Spongebob and those fucking Ponies. He decided to make a movie, that he hailed as the "next Avatar" a family-friendly adventure with audience participation. He took the main characters from some shitty kids program called My Bedbugs, which thankfully nobody remembers and 9 months later "The Oogieloves" were born, the "most original characters" every created! Lauren Faust, Tara Strong, and the rest of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crew actually helped write the script but were uncredited.

Plot

Jamie Pressly kisses a fish. I ain't kiddin' man! This actually happened in the movie.

I ain't kiddin' 'bout this neither!

Goobie, Zoozie, and Toofie, or should I say Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Tinky Winky, have to find five balloons for Schuufy the Pink Pillow, and meet some weird adults played by famous people such as Christopher Lloyd and Cary Elwes desperate for a paycheck along the way.

Reception

A Rotten Tomatoes critic's reaction to seeing this movie.

Critics at Rotten Tomatoes hated this movie for dumbing down American children. It is to Teletubbies what Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale is to Charlotte's Web.

However, there were a few positive reviews written by a few jews. They all loved this movie because they stole everyone else's money by selling tickets for this shit.

It was nominated for 2 Razzie awards, but didn't win, which no one knows if that's a good thing or bad thing.

For some reason this film has a 7.5 on IMDB, most assume it's the producer trying to make the film better than it actually is. The comment section is also filled with rave reviews obviously made by sockpuppets and bots.

External Links

• The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon at TV Tropes.
• 7.5 WTF?

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