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'''National Geographic Animal Jam''' (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time)is Is some bull shit garbage yiffing MMO launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become Overpopulated by sonic loving furry neckbeards who wanna play with children, already has millions of registered autists, and is one of the fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide.
[[File:AnimalJamGiraffes.jpg|thumb|right|[[ZOMG]] [[OMFG]] GIFRAFFES![[oneoneone|!1]]]]
'''[http://animaljam.com National Geographic Animal Jam]''' (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time) is some [[bullshit]] garbage [[yiffing]] [[MMO]] launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become overpopulated by [[Sonic]] loving [[furry]] neckbeards, already has millions of registered players, and is one of the [[Cancer|fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide]].


Animal Jam takes place in some back asswords world were dogs and shit fuck in the streets, autists can go to various locations such as grass place, tree spot, and forsaken sand nigger gulch. Each generic area features different activities such as fucking in the streets, sand masturbation, castration, and other general mutilation. Autists are represented in the game with customizable Fursonas. Players can accessorize by tying ribbons around theirs dicks or shoving giant rubber fists into their urethras. They also have giant shit fucking orgy holes (virtual houses)and can enslave (dominate) other dogs and shit in this fucked up weird universe. Players interact with fellow autists through text, trading/gifting, or any of the other cyber yiff interactions like gnawing wolfjobs, or IRL lobotomies and are rewarded with new sexual actions and genital accessories like the "hot '''dog''' bun". Players also earn the in-game currency, New Israeli Shekels, by making new and inventive sex combos (Yiffies as they are know in game). Shekels enable players to overthrow the proletariat by purchasing additional saves (natives), cock rings, rape dungeons, and rape dungeon accessories.
Animal Jam takes place in a world where scammers, druggies, pedos, [[furries]] and kids join together and makes a absolute fucking mess of shit that no one has enough shamwows to clean up. Here you can create your own sparkledog and walk around and talk to absolute strangers. You can give your sparkleshit some items to wear like old torn up blankets, fox skins, bow and arrows even though they cannot use them, butt plugs, etc. Your little shit also has a house that you can decorate, But you are limited to 3 items if you didn't spend your money on the fucking pixels. You can also use this house as a yiff dungeon because in this game you can have unprotected sex with your online girlfriend and she wont get pregnant. This game says it is for kids that love the outdoors. which is ironic because 90 percent of the fan base probably hasn't went outside ever since they discovered this game. This game is for the kids that found they couldn't fap to [[Club Penguin|penguins]] anymore and decided to fap to wolves and other animals. There are many Animal Jam youtubers that people don't give a single fuck about, like
GummyUnicorn, Julian2, AnimalJammer123,Aparri -insert more autistic 10-year olds here-.
==[[Shitty|Youtubers]]==
'''[[LeafyIsHere|Aparri]]''': Apparently 17, Aparri acts like your typical LeafyIsHere ripoff. He reeled in his [[12-year-old girl|fanbase]] through his sister who nobody cares about now that they have her kawaii-desu brother. He makes trashy videos of ungreatfully opening gifts that children traded a kidney for, causing viewers to suck his dick in the comments in hopes of being gifted an emo collar.


Julian2- The faggot all of the 12 year old fangirls want to fuck. Don't you fucking dare to say anything negative about him, he is the king of Animal Jam and all of his autistic whiteknights will come after you and murder you. All of them probably still masturbate to his dick pic that got leaked in 2013.
<br>WisteriaMoon- Julian's fucktarded girlfriend who looks like your average tumblrfag sjw. Her and Julian probably exchange nudes regularly.
==[[Bullshit|Gameplay]]==
You wander around an island inhabited by fursonas finding things to do. Sometimes you can find little [[tldr|factoids]] [[shit nobody cares about|about some animal or plant or something like that]]. There are also places where you can [[yiff|hang out]] with [[dying alone|friends]]. These places include:
*A bar where for some reason no alchohol is served, and you have to play an arcade game to get a drink
*A movie theatre that plays videos about animals. That's it. Just watch videos about animals.
*A cafe where you can make coffee and hot chocolate, which is ironic because [[shit nobody cares about|chocolate kills some animals]].
*A room where you sit on pillows and listen to calm music while a shit ton of 9-years-olds scream "ADOPT ME"
*A shop that always says "sale" outside but never has anything on sale.
*A forest where wolfaboo faggots say "KILLS -enter name here- NO MISS"
*A laboratory where you can make crystal meth.
*A party only horses can enter, and when you do enter, it's nothing but a bunch of Bronies saying "I'm fluttershy" "I'm pinkie pie" etc.
*A section of a forest with portals in it, where you go on adventures with these animals wearing face paint, clothes and body glitter.


==Videos==
==Videos==




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==Gallery==


==[[Bullshit|Gameplay]]==
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File:AnimalJamSendMeGiftsPlox.png|[[Typical]] Animal Jam players
File:AnimalJamToilet.png|Animal Jam Gameplay
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File:AnimalJamRape.jpg|[[Rape|Well then]]
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File:AnimalJam.jpg|[[Linkin Park|CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN]]
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==See Also==
*[[Club Penguin]]
*[[Neopets]]
*[[Furcadia]]
*[[12 year old girls]]
*[[13 year old boys]]


You wander around an [[bullshit|expansive world]] finding boring little things to do. Sometimes you can find little [[tldr|factoids]] [[shit nobody cares about|about some animal or plant or something like that]]. There are places where you can [[yiff|hang out]] with [[dying alone|friends]] until you [[an hero|kill yourself]] out of boredom.
{{Sites}}
{{Cyberpets}}

Latest revision as of 22:27, 3 January 2017

ZOMG OMFG GIFRAFFES!!1

National Geographic Animal Jam (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time) is some bullshit garbage yiffing MMO launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become overpopulated by Sonic loving furry neckbeards, already has millions of registered players, and is one of the fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide.

Animal Jam takes place in a world where scammers, druggies, pedos, furries and kids join together and makes a absolute fucking mess of shit that no one has enough shamwows to clean up. Here you can create your own sparkledog and walk around and talk to absolute strangers. You can give your sparkleshit some items to wear like old torn up blankets, fox skins, bow and arrows even though they cannot use them, butt plugs, etc. Your little shit also has a house that you can decorate, But you are limited to 3 items if you didn't spend your money on the fucking pixels. You can also use this house as a yiff dungeon because in this game you can have unprotected sex with your online girlfriend and she wont get pregnant. This game says it is for kids that love the outdoors. which is ironic because 90 percent of the fan base probably hasn't went outside ever since they discovered this game. This game is for the kids that found they couldn't fap to penguins anymore and decided to fap to wolves and other animals. There are many Animal Jam youtubers that people don't give a single fuck about, like GummyUnicorn, Julian2, AnimalJammer123,Aparri -insert more autistic 10-year olds here-.

Youtubers

Aparri: Apparently 17, Aparri acts like your typical LeafyIsHere ripoff. He reeled in his fanbase through his sister who nobody cares about now that they have her kawaii-desu brother. He makes trashy videos of ungreatfully opening gifts that children traded a kidney for, causing viewers to suck his dick in the comments in hopes of being gifted an emo collar.

Julian2- The faggot all of the 12 year old fangirls want to fuck. Don't you fucking dare to say anything negative about him, he is the king of Animal Jam and all of his autistic whiteknights will come after you and murder you. All of them probably still masturbate to his dick pic that got leaked in 2013.
WisteriaMoon- Julian's fucktarded girlfriend who looks like your average tumblrfag sjw. Her and Julian probably exchange nudes regularly.

Gameplay

You wander around an island inhabited by fursonas finding things to do. Sometimes you can find little factoids about some animal or plant or something like that. There are also places where you can hang out with friends. These places include:

  • A bar where for some reason no alchohol is served, and you have to play an arcade game to get a drink
  • A movie theatre that plays videos about animals. That's it. Just watch videos about animals.
  • A room where you sit on pillows and listen to calm music while a shit ton of 9-years-olds scream "ADOPT ME"
  • A shop that always says "sale" outside but never has anything on sale.
  • A forest where wolfaboo faggots say "KILLS -enter name here- NO MISS"
  • A laboratory where you can make crystal meth.
  • A party only horses can enter, and when you do enter, it's nothing but a bunch of Bronies saying "I'm fluttershy" "I'm pinkie pie" etc.
  • A section of a forest with portals in it, where you go on adventures with these animals wearing face paint, clothes and body glitter.

Videos

Autism in its purest form


Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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See Also

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