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'''2007''', [[Microsoft]]'s patch for the faulty [[2006]], has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''', [[Microsoft]]'s patch for the faulty [[2006]], has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year. Notable for being the climax of meme-faggotry, producing several lulzy memes this year.


[[Don't taze me bro|Some end users were tazed]]. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, [[Andrew Erickson|children]], and even [[Ray Jones|cartoon mice]]. Some flew off the handle and killed [[Megan Meier|themselves]]. Many even died from [[Asa Coon|bullet]] [[Seppo Lehto|related]] [[Virginia Tech massacre|injuries]].
{{PAGENAME}} is also the year when the [[iPhone]] and [[The Big Bang Theory]] came out and therefore [[woman|women]] discover video games and [[GOTIS|the internets]] for the first time, beginning third-wave [[feminism]]'s start of [[this is why we can't have nice things|ruining what was nice]].


Yes, this glitchy release has caused [[Fox News|vans to explode off of their frames]], [[The Caturday Nap|monolithic meeting places to disappear]], and all the beautiful women either [[Anna Nicole Smith|died]] or were given [[2girls1cup|worse fates]].
[[Don't taze me bro|Some end users were tazed]]. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, [[Andrew Erickson|children]], and even [[Ray Jones|cartoon mice]]. [[Chris Hansen|Others were arrested]] [[Pedophile|for being pedophiles]], [[To Catch A Predator|and for not taking a seat right over there.]] Some flew off the handle and killed [[Megan Meier|themselves]]. Many even died from [[Asa Coon|bullet]] [[Seppo Lehto|related]] [[Virginia Tech massacre|injuries]]. Yes, this glitchy release has caused [[Fox News|vans to explode off of their frames]], [[The Caturday Nap|monolithic meeting places to disappear]], and all the beautiful women either [[Anna Nicole Smith|died]] or were given [[2girls1cup|worse fates]]. [[CSIII|Leading scientists]] have traced these errors to an [[Jenkem|optional feature]] known to cause [[Chocolate Rain|unpleasant side effects]].


[[CSIII|Leading scientists]] have traced these errors to an [[Jenkem|optional feature]] known to cause [[Chocolate Rain|unpleasant side effects]].
{{PAGENAME}} has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as [[2008]] comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.


2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as [[2008]] comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.
Need a recap of what happened [[2006|last year]]? We've got you covered.


==Musical Version==
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==Events==
{{clear}}
===January===
==[[Warner Music Group]] Version==
<youtube>iVqslgHKDuY</youtube>
 
{{clear}}
A list of [[teh]] events of 2007:
 
== January ==
[[Image:Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg|thumb|[[Andrew Erickson]]]]
[[Image:Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg|thumb|[[Andrew Erickson]]]]
* [[Andrew Erickson]] gets busted for [[child porn]]
*[[Andrew Erickson]] gets busted for [[child porn]].
:Possibly the least popular book in the successful children's series.
*[[Duke Otterland]] gets ruined.
 
*[[Firedarkdragon]] gets raped.
* [[Duke Otterland]] [[ruin]]ed.
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
:DMCA Sent. Article taken down. Committed Perjury. Fails at frivolous litigation; article rises from the dead like some
*[[Greg Solomon]] vs. [[Renetto]] bullshit occurs.
:kinda...OMGZ!!!...it's Jesus...get in the car!!!
*[[Hal Turner]] clais victory over [[Anonymous]].
 
*[[Knuffy]] becomes known.
* [[Firedarkdragon]]
*[[Lulzcast]] is born; the first episode in the entire series is released.
:Got raped a bunch and drew some shitty shit.
*[[Sektie]] drama occurs involving [[Girlvinyl]].
 
*[[TheRedSkull]] starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors.
* [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]]
*[[Microsoft]] releases [[Windows|Windows Vista]], a buggy piece of shit that led people to stay on Windows XP.
:Hey it's preteens threatening suicide on the internet I wonder if they actually did it??
 
* [[Greg Solomon]] vs. [[Renetto]] bullshit.
:Who fucking cares really?
 
* [[Hal Turner]] claimed victory over [[Anonymous]].
:He also punched some kid using google image search.
 
* [[JEWS DID WTC]] on CNN.
:Before you jump on them, remember that the CNN Fact Checker is a small dog.
 
* [[Knuffy]].
:lol, knuffy.
 
* [[Lulzcast]] '''Episode 1''' released.
:Lulz ensued.


* [[YTMND|Max]] gets [[surprise buttsecks|ANALRAPED]] by [[Sonic]]
=== February ===
:You're the dog now, man!
 
* [[Sektie]] Drama
:Concerning Meth and Girlvinyl
 
* [[TheRedSkull]] Drama.
: President Demeter starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors
 
== February ==
[[Image:RenZo7chan.jpg|thumb|It was Renzo, [[lol]].]]
[[Image:RenZo7chan.jpg|thumb|It was Renzo, [[lol]].]]
* [[7chan]] is shut down from lack of [[Jew gold]].  
*[[7chan]] is shut down from lack of [[Jew gold]].
:Tears carve tracks down cheeto-dust encrusted faces.
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]] dies from a [[drug]] overdose.
 
*Audreynoland becomes known.
* [[7chan]] is [[raped|rezzed]] by [[Wiccan|Wyccaen]] magyckaers for an undefined period of time.
*[[Filthywhore]] sucks dick for money.
:Internet shits itself with joy.
*[[Lostpedia]] drama ensues. Involves [[Wattage]], a former ED sysop from .com.
 
*The front page redesigned by [[Blu Aardvark]].
* [[Anna Nicole Smith]] dies from a [[drug]] overdose.
*Mass exodus of many [[butthurt]] pussies to [[LiveVideo]].
:She wanted to be with her son. In the ground.
*[[My Immortal]] began its filming.
 
*[[Realm-Of-The-Shadows]] is born.
* Audreynoland
*[[Tumbles the Stairdragon]] becomes known.
:I'm not a crazy, that's what's so insane about this. Also my family hates me.  
*[[Warbears]] gets its shit ruined.
 
*[[Youtube Vigilantes]] head  [[CircaRigel]] and [[Irish282]].
* [[Filthywhore]] sucks dick for money.
:The name may have been a hint.
 
* [[Lostpedia]]
:Drama over a wiki full of faggy theories about the show where nothing happens. Primarily Wattage involved.  
 
* Main page redesigned by [[Blu Aardvark]]
:It sure is as sweet as the dickens.


* Mass exodus of many [[butthurt]] pussies to [[LiveVideo]]
=== March ===
:Defectors include Violetkitty411, [[Argent009]] and [[CircaRigel]].  [[Renetto]] calls them all traitors.
 
* [[My Immortal]] began its filming,
:Is nominated for many academy awards, including Best Use of Clothing Descriptions, and Best Rape of Copyrighted Character.
 
* [[Realm-Of-The-Shadows]]
:Not an actual realm, just some fag.
 
* [[Tumbles the Stairdragon]]
:Don't help me, I'm not worth it ._.
 
* [[Warbears]] gets its shit ruined.
:Because bringing that site down is super hard.
 
* [[Youtube Vigilantes]] head  [[CircaRigel]] and [[Irish282]]. 
:CircaRigel gets pwned. Irish282 gets pwned later.
 
== March ==
[[Image:LWTFundies.jpg|thumb|[[Ray Jones]], one of the [[lulz]]iest articles you'll see]]
[[Image:LWTFundies.jpg|thumb|[[Ray Jones]], one of the [[lulz]]iest articles you'll see]]
* 300: [[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL]]!
*[[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL]] becomes known.
: EPIC.WIN. that.is.all.
*[[CaseyNunez]] becomes known.
 
*[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]] is murdered, and causes much drama on the Internets.
* [[CaseyNunez]]
*[[Daxflame]] gets in a piss fight.
: Andrea Robinette Hostage Drama
*[[Essjay]] is exposed as a fraud.
 
*[[The Great /B/lackout]] occurs.
* [[Chevy the Therapy Dog]] is murdered, and causes much drama.
*[[The Great Re/b/oot]] occurs and [[b/|/b/]] is no longer forced anon!
:Batteries Included.
*[[Kenneth Eng]] writes a racist column about niggers, is pwned by everyone.
 
*[[Max day]] occurs for the first time.
* [[Daxflame]] gets in a pee fight,
*[[Michael Crook]] [http://blip.tv/file/get/10zenmonkeys-DearInternetImSorry675.flv apologizes to the internets].
:claims not to be retarded, but rather resmarted.
*[[Poeticirony]] mongles her [[dog]].


* [[Essjay]] is exposed as a fraud.
=== April ===
:People lying about their qualifications on Wikipedia? Who would have thought!?
[[Image:ChocolateRein34.jpg|thumb|[[Chocolate Rain]] society comes crashing through your veins]]
*Ben Vodden becomes known.
*[[Tay Zonday]] left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
*[[Computer Science III]] meme is born.
*[[Fatferaligatr]] is discovered.
*[[Kurtbatz]]
*[[Micha Armstrong]] becomes known.
*[[Rickroll]] phenomena gains notoriety.
*[[Todd Goldman]]
*[[Virginia Tech Massacre]] occurs.


* [[The Great /B/lackout]] ravages [[Drawball]] as [[/b/]]tards call in [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|/b/lackup]].
===May===
:This was a fruitful use of time and effort.
 
* [[The Great Re/b/oot]] occurs and [[/b/]] is no longer forced anon!
:THE END TIMES ARE NEAR.
 
* [[Kathy Sierra]] is a bitch.
:She can't go outside guys because of a bad photoshop on some slap-fight of a blog. We need a code of conduct. To not blog ever again.
 
* [[Kenneth Eng]] writes a racist column about niggers, is pwnt by everyone.
:By logic dragons sho- DRAGONS DRAGONS.
 
* [[Max day]] occurs for the first time.
:Weev and drugs- The Winning Combination
 
* [[Michael Crook]] [http://blip.tv/file/get/10zenmonkeys-DearInternetImSorry675.flv apologizes to the internets.]
:Bloggers, heh.
 
* [[Poeticirony]] [[suck|Mongles]] her [[dog]].
:I don't know how posting pictures of you blowing your dog on the internet could backfire, but it did.
 
* [[Ray Jones]] A+++++++++
:In our hearts, don't we all just want to bang a tiny anthropomorphic mouse?
 
* [[Sparkling Wiggles]] means FUCKING NIGGERS.
:You're a fucking racist if you laugh at this.
 
* [[ZEN]]
:Suicide by arrows, death in style. Also furfag drama.
 
== April ==
[[Image:ChocolateRein34.jpg|thumb|[[Chocolate Rain]] society comes crashing through your veins]].
* Ben Vodden
:Billy No Mates becomes an hero. The little dickhead.
 
* [[Tay Zonday|Chocolate Rain]]
:Some stay dry and others kill the meme. Tay Zonday left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
 
* [[Computer Science III]]
:Buddy meme of Virginia Tech after a nigra decides he can take down a major website after taking a college course.
 
* [[Fatferaligatr]] discovered.
:Who knew morbid obesity could be so hot?
 
* [[Kurtbatz]]
:Faggoty freeloading furry,
 
* [[Micha Armstrong]]
:YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BUDDY YOU CAN BANK ON THAT!
 
* [[Raukue]]
:He crossed the line when he drew mudkip like that.
 
* [[Rickroll]] phenomena
:Even Family Gay gets in on it.
 
* [[Todd Goldman]]
:Oh dear lawd plagarism on the internet!]
 
* [[Virginia Tech]]: blzn azn shoots 32 people and himself in what becomes known as the [[Virginia Tech massacre]] because he [[Murder|did it for the lulz]].
:[[school shooting|High Score]] in [[pwned|pwnage]]
 
==May==
[[Image:DJ-LazyEye1.jpg|thumb|ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching [[pigslop]] get ruined.]]
[[Image:DJ-LazyEye1.jpg|thumb|ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching [[pigslop]] get ruined.]]
* [[The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007]]
*[[The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
:Disgusting perverts think they have power and rights on the internet. '''''PROTIP:''''' They don't.  
*[[My Immortal]] movie is [http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6B6C93A451B877A6 finished and published].
*[[Pigslop]] dies.


* [[May 2007]] wrecks ED
===June===
:the least funny month in an otherwise hilarious year
 
* [[My Immortal]] movie finished.
:[http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6B6C93A451B877A6 The cinematic event of the century].
 
* [[pigslop]]
:'''THE DEATH OF PIGSLOP WAS AN INSIDE JOB'''
 
==June==
[[Image:TwoBirdsTyler.JPG|thumb|[[Tyler Dumstorf]] bags a couple]]
[[Image:TwoBirdsTyler.JPG|thumb|[[Tyler Dumstorf]] bags a couple]]
* [[7chan]] is shut down for a very long time (read: forever) due to [[Internet police|party van]].
*[[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]] becomes more infamous.
:The internet may never recover from this terrible loss.
*[[Chris Benoit]] experiences steroid-induced [[rage]].
 
*[[Dustin Diamond]] sex tape is found.
* [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]]
*[[Dying alone]] meme becomes popular.
:Just click the fucking link you don't need a summary.  
*[[Johnnyr]] becomes known.
 
*[[Madeleine McCann]] is murdered by her parents.
* [[Chris Benoit]] gets R-R-R-ROID RAAAAAGE!
*Shadowfox118 becomes known.
:Guys stop saying that he didn't do roids nobody in wrestling does roids.
*[[SokiTwopaw]] becomes known.
*[[Synnergy]] drama becomes known.
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]] starts his YouTube career.
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]] kills a couple of cops.


* [[Dustin Diamond]] sex tape found.
===July===
:If only it could be lost again.
 
* [[Dying alone]]
:Your fate.
 
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] lives.
:<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 
* [[Johnnyr]]
:Spoilers: He's an idiot.
 
* [[Madeleine McCann|Find Maddy!]]
:My heart goes out to the family, and I hope the body is found soon. Also the parents did it.
 
* [[Larry Craig]] just shits with a wide stance ok?
:Republicans are never gay ever. They are family men with good Christian values. So shut up, you fucking communist.
 
* Shadowfox118
:NEUGH BLUEHG GHUG SONIC AND FURRIES AND PEOPLE WITH NO SOCIAL LIVES IT'S ALL SHIT JUST SHIT SHIT SHIT.
 
* [[SokiTwopaw]]
:Ultimadum Deceleration. Furries rally around this illiterate spokesman.
 
* [[Synnergy]]
:Prodigous pie consumption. The additional drama should be pretty much implied by now.
 
* [[TheAmazingAtheist]]
:Loud fatass with a shitty beard and hair on the internet does not like religion. Nobody saw this coming.
 
* [[Tyler Dumstorf]] just killed two cops, goodbye.
:We all are mistakes, Tyler was just a big and worse one.
 
==July==
[[Image:Omginternetsfox.jpg|thumb|They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...]]
[[Image:Omginternetsfox.jpg|thumb|They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...]]
* [[Darkfox]]
*[[Darkfox]] becomes known.
:FACEPAWS
*[[Fox News|Fox 11]] depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast.
 
*[[GoddessMillenia]] becomes known.
* [[DivineAngel]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs. There is more drama this time than during [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]].
:Casts a hex on Encyclopedia Dramatica
*[[Harry Potter]]'s [[The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
 
*[[InflatibleWolfi]] becomes known.
* [[Fox News|Fox 11]]
*[[Mary Moon]] becomes a camwhore.
:Tipped off by [[Alex Wuori]], depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast, [[Buy a dog|spawning]] [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|countless]] [[Corruption of LOL|new]] [[Exploding Van|memes]].
*[[Sonic CulT]] gets taken down for hosting [[7chan|7chan's]] [[B|/b/]] section with rumored [[child porn]].
 
*[[xxPrincessPunkxx]]
* [[GoddessMillenia]]
:Kan speel gud.
 
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007]]
:Bigger. Longer. 9001% moar [[drama]]
 
* [[Harry Potter]]'s [[The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007]]
:Last book comes out, spoiled for everyone weeks in advance.
 
* [[InflatibleWolfi]]
:Inflation furry art. Nuff said.
 
* [[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich]]
:Furries producing something vaguely funny, clearly we have entered the twilight zone.  
 
* [[Mary Moon]]
:Exercises all her clothes off as the internet watches.


* Revmischa
===August===
:Fucks a fatty.
 
* [[Ron Mexico]]
:'''BARBARIC!!!'''
 
* [[SapphyDracases]]
:<small><div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="red">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div>
:<div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="orange">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div>
:<div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="yellow">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div>
:<div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="green">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div>
:<div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="blue">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div>
:<div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="indigo">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div>
:<div style="text-decoration:blink"><font color="purple">RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE</font></div></small>
 
* [[Skuee]]
:BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
 
* [[Sonic CulT]]
:Gets taken down for hosting [[7chan|7chan's]] [[/b/]] section with rumored [[child porn]].
 
* [[xxPrincessPunkxx]]
:Her defense of the emo movement becomes one of the biggest lulz storms.
 
==August==
[[Image:Nom bridge.jpg|thumb|Oh come on everyone on the [[internets]] lol'd at this one.]]
[[Image:Nom bridge.jpg|thumb|Oh come on everyone on the [[internets]] lol'd at this one.]]
* [[2girls1cup]]
*[[2girls1cup]] becomes {{PAGENAME}}'s [[Funnelgirl]].
:2007's [[Funnelgirl]]
*[[Aeverine Nieves]] becomes known over a dispute relating to [[DMCA]].
 
*[[AngelofthyNight]] is exposed as an [[internet tough guy]].
* [[Aeverine Nieves]]
*[[The Anti-ED-Club]] is shut down.
:[[Tranny]] sends [[DMCA]], DMCA challenged, [[lulz]] restored.
*[[BitingBeaver]] becomes known.
 
*[[Applemilk1988]] gets e-raped.
* [[AngelofthyNight]]
*[[HellionExciter]] gets pwned by ED... again.
:Hillbilly ghostbuster turns out to be internet tough guy.  
*[[LittleCloud]] becomes known.
 
*[[Michelle Madigan]] goes to DEFCON {{PAGENAME}} undercover.
* [[The Anti-ED-Club]]
*[[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]].
:Gets shut down
*[[Owen Wilson]] attempts to kill himself.
 
*[[WHEN I WAS]] becomes known.
* [[BitingBeaver]]
:When he feels like masturbating it all goes out the window.
 
* [[Applemilk1988|EMIRRRYYYYYYYY]]
:The mega-weeaboo gets e-raped.
 
* [[HellionExciter]]
:Gets pwned by [[ED]]..again
 
* [[LittleCloud]]
:Insane pedo cloud fangirl.
 
*[[Michelle Madigan]]
:NBC sends a bimbo cunt undercover to DEFCON 2007, and winds up being a TOTAL FAIL!
 
* [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]]
:Bridge collapse phobia sweeps America! 13 people die nevar 4get this horrible tragedy.
 
* [[Owen Wilson]]
:Failed suicide attempt.
 
* [[Prokofy Neva]]
:is crazy.
 
* [[Waluigis-girl]]
:Defies stereotypes and institutional racism and becomes a creepy and awkward as her white peers.


* [[WHEN I WAS]]
===September===
:A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
 
==September==
[[Image:Threatdown bears.jpg|thumb|[[KCFireplug]] on Colbert Report]]
[[Image:Threatdown bears.jpg|thumb|[[KCFireplug]] on Colbert Report]]
* [[Britney Spears]] fails to make a comeback,
*[[Britney Spears]] inadvertently launches a career of [[Chris Crocker]], an attention-whore trap.
:Inadvertently launches career of [[Chris Crocker]], an attention-whore trap.
*[[Don't taze me bro]] becomes known.
*[[East High School Salt Lake City]] rape case occurs.
*[[KCFireplug]] becomes known.
*Lulzcon {{PAGENAME}} occurs.
*[[Trey Burba]] threatens to blow up his school on September 11th.
*[[Vanessa Hudgens]]' nudes are spread.


* ''[[Don't taze me bro]]!!!!''
===October===
:OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
 
* [[East High School Salt Lake City]]
:For once cries of gay rape in the locker room turn out to be true. Hahaha, fags.
 
* [[KCFireplug]]
:Turns out some fat guy is a dick in relationships. The twist? He's gay.
 
* [[Lulzcon| Lulzcon 2007]]
:Arguably the high point of the event was when ajt relayed Mori's message of "It's zippocat bitches" to the people of lulzcon.
 
* [[Trey Burba]] threatens to blow up school on September 11th.
:Pictures of bomb accompanied by identifying EXIF data. Way to go hoss.
 
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]]
:Chick from High School Homosexual appears naked in pics. Internet wanks.
 
==October==
[[Image:Church brb.jpg|thumb|[email protected] says: andsleep together every night<br>
[[Image:Church brb.jpg|thumb|[email protected] says: andsleep together every night<br>
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)<br>
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)<br>
[email protected] says: true<br>
[email protected] says: true<br>
[email protected] says: cause we would have sex every night]]
[email protected] says: cause we would have sex every night]]
* [[Asa Coon]] enters a school and shoots 4 people
:No one died so he became [[An Hero]]. Wai 2 Go!
* [[Bean]]
:Butthurt teenage emo bitch thinks she is hotter and thinner than she is.
* [[The Caturday Nap]]
:[[brb, soup|4chan steps out for soup]]. Comes back. Like Jesus but with more CP.


* [[Chris Forcand]]
*[[Asa Coon]] enters a school and shoots 4 people; nobody dies, and he becomes [[an hero]].
:Pedophilia, eh?
*[[Chris Forcand]] becomes known for pedophilia.
*[[Chris-chan]] rises in notoriety.
*[[Cryptokids]] try to turn your kids not only into [[furries]] but also into [[the man]].
*[[Douglas L Payne Jr]] becomes known for pedophilia.
*[[Ernest Peters]] becomes known.
*[[Kendricks Redtail]] becomes known due to drama.
*[[NCC]] becomes more pupular.
*[[SFW Porn]] is invented. Considered to be this year's greatest invention.
*[[Swirl face]] meme becomes known.


* [[Chris-chan]]
===November===
:[[Autism]] once again succeeds in providing us with [[lulz]].
 
* [[Cryptokids]] trying to turn your kids not only into [[furries]] but also into [[the man]].
:Furries possibly used because Popular Hackers on Steroids have so much furry porn on their sites.
 
* [[Douglas L Payne Jr]]
:BUMPER PEDO CROP THIS MONTH
 
* Dumbledore's [[gay]]
:Dumb Christian parents now over 50% more concerned.
 
* [[Ernest Peters]]
:Wants [[you]] in the Ernest Peters army!
 
* [[Kendricks Redtail]]
:Furry drama who fucking cares fuck them.
 
* [[Lulznet]]
:Causes some stupid fucking shit.
 
* [[NCC|If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss.]]
:Fuck these fucking tiny bitch-ass faggots in their goddamn shitting asses. FUCK. haha i am so witty get it they dont like cussing.
 
*[[SFW Porn]]
:The year's greatest invention. Need to rub one out at work but can't [[alt tab]] fast enough? This one's for you!
 
* [[Swirl face]]
:If you are going to commit hella crimes at least learn to use photoshop you kiddy-fiddling fuck.
 
* [[Yiri]]myah OD's on emo.
:Fortunately does not become Yiri Schiavo.
 
==November==
[[Image:Bullingrabbit-x.jpg|thumb|[[Megan Meier]]'s parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.]]
[[Image:Bullingrabbit-x.jpg|thumb|[[Megan Meier]]'s parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.]]
* [[Anuebunnie]]
*[[Anuebunnie]] becomes known.
:Surprisingly there are fat single mothers on the internet who draw bad porn and have easily hurt feelings.  
*[[Battletoads]] GameStop raid occurs.
 
*[[Clementine]] Gaiafags learn to troll.
* [[August Yifu]]
*Evel Knievel dies.
:Squeak Squeak Yiff!
*[[Sean Taylor]] meets his end.
 
*[[Jeff Gerstmann]] gets fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game.
* [[Battletoads]]
*[[Jenkem]] explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
:Gamestop raid.
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] ends up with a better kill ratio than [[The Blzn Azn]].
 
*[[Pull Your Pants Up]] becomes known.
*[[Clementine]]
*[[Yinepusayi]] is discovered.
: '''Alternate Title:''' "How Gaiafags Learned to Troll"
 
* [[Death]]!
:Evel Knievel, Hawthorne Heights, [[Sean Taylor]], Quiet Riot.
 
* [[House]]
:It's nevar lupus. Except that one time.
 
*[[Jeff Gerstmann]]
:Fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game, internets come together to mourn their loss. NEVER FORGET 8.8
 
* [[Jenkem]]
:Drug explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.


* [[Matt_Crimmins]]
===December===
: was quite rude.
 
* [[Megan Meier]]
:Story breaks. Josh Evans a Joseph Evers pseudonym? Also, the world is reminded once more that bulling is rabbit.
 
* [[:Image:Mr._Gotti.jpeg|Mr. Gotti]]
:dies, OldDirtyBtard [[emo]]s :(
 
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
:[[The Finnisher]] ends up with a better kill ratio than [[The Blzn Azn]].
 
* [[Pull Your Pants Up]] niggas.
:You must be faggin if yo pants be saggin'.
 
* [[Yinepusayi]] discovered.
:OH GOD KNITTING ;____________;
 
==December==
[[Image:marcham.jpg|thumb|Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.]]
[[Image:marcham.jpg|thumb|Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.]]
* [[brb, compromised|4chan]]
*[[brb, compromised|4chan]] was hacked for the very [[lulz]] of it, and [[B|/b/tards]] flocked to every other [[chan]] for safe haven.
: Was hacked for the very [[lulz]] of it, and [[B|/b/tards]] flocked to every other [[chan]] for safe haven. [[Anonymous]] [[The Caturday Revival|banded together]] to expose the [[Angyl|h1j4x0rs]] if only so they could finally say: "[[gbt]]4chanfgt!"
*[[Andrew Greissman]] steals a bust of Martin Luther King from a library.
 
*[[Anonymuncule]] gives EDiots their very own imageboard.
* [[Andrew Greissman]]
*[[Benazir Bhutto]] is assassinated.
: Angry [[B|/b/tard]] sticks it to the black man by stealing a bust of Martin Luthor King from the library.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is three years old.
 
*[[GoddessMine]] becomes a "bottom" after Anonymous gives her 40 lashes.
*[[Anonymuncule]]
*[[Google]] [[censorship|censors]] the [[Megan Meier]] and [[Matthew Murray]] articles.
: ED's Benevolent Dictator for Life, ajt, gives EDiots their very own imageboard. You know you rimestoppers.
*[[Jamie Lynn Spears]], Britney Spears' teenage sister, has an [[rape|immaculate conception]].
 
*[[Jarrad Willis]], an Aussie /b/tard gets v& for creating [[religion|false beliefs]].
*[[Benazir Bhutto]]
*[[NinjaWeasel]] becomes known.
: Former Paki Prime Minister that was assassinated [[last thursday]] (literally).
 
* Dr4g0nK1d
:Basically a video on basically rants.
 
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
:[[:Image:Cake1.jpg|celebrates its third birthday.]] Whoulda thunk [[TOW]] would come in useful [[mediacrat|for anything.]]
 
*[[GoddessMine]]
:'The "financial dominatrix" 'top' becomes a [[pwnt|a 'bottom']] after [[Anonymous]] gives her 40 lashes...and then some.  
 
* [[Google]] [[censorship|censors]] the [[Megan Meier]] and [[Matthew Murray]] articles.
:Google changes motto from [[hypocrite|"Don't be evil"]] to [[anti-lulz|"Don't be lulzy]]".
 
* [[Hatedwerewolf]]
:FUCK YOU IM A LYCAN
 
*[[Jamie Lynn Spears]]
:[[Britney]]'s pure, virginal, self-righteous teen sister has an [[rape|immaculate conception]].
 
*[[Jarrad Willis]]!
:[[Aussie]] [[B|/b/tard]] gets [[v&]] for '''"[[religion|creating false beliefs]]".''' Whatchoo talkin bout [[Willis]]?
 
* [[Lulz in hell Trollfags]]
:Like ashi_moto's omghai2furries journal when it got ripped off by some furry saying omghai2trolls, but somehow even more fail.
 
* [[NinjaWeasel]]
:Keywords: [[Female]]. [[Furry]]. [[Liar]].
 
*[[Nghtmrchld26]] channels [[LOTR|Smeagol]].
*[[Nghtmrchld26]] channels [[LOTR|Smeagol]].
:Makes several [[Ted Haggard]] fanbois assume the [[pwnt|missionary position]].
*[[Robert Hawkins]] becomes known.
 
*[[Smugfag]] becomes known.
* [[Robert Hawkins]]: All your Mallrats are belong to him.
*[[SnowVhite]] becomes known.
: "[[I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOIELET THING EITHER!|PS. HE DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOIELET THING EITHER!]]"
*[[The Great LiveJournal Buyout of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
 
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]] eats [[Carlos Sousa Jr]] to death for Christmas.
*[[Smugfag]]
*[[To Catch A Predator]] comes to an end after 3 years.
:[[Intellectual Checkmate|Claims victory over ED and /b/]], subsequently b& from teh jewtubes.lol.  
 
*[[SnowVhite]]
:[[Chin-chan]]'s albino twin? Massive amounts of [[usi]] detected Captain! Græt Justice was served.
 
*[[The Great LiveJournal Buyout of 2007]]
:[[In Soviet Russia]], LiveJournal updates '''you'''!
 
*[[Tatiana the Tiger]]
:Eats [[Carlos Sousa Jr]] to death for Christmas.
 
==See also==
*[[ED5]]<noinclude>


==See Also==
*[[ED5]]


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2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year. Notable for being the climax of meme-faggotry, producing several lulzy memes this year.

2007 is also the year when the iPhone and The Big Bang Theory came out and therefore women discover video games and the internets for the first time, beginning third-wave feminism's start of ruining what was nice.

Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, children, and even cartoon mice. Others were arrested for being pedophiles, and for not taking a seat right over there. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries. Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates. Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.

2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.


EDiots look back to 2007.

Events

January

Andrew Erickson

February

It was Renzo, lol.

March

Ray Jones, one of the lulziest articles you'll see

April

Chocolate Rain society comes crashing through your veins

May

ED died this month, so pretty much the only thing worthwhile was watching pigslop get ruined.

June

Tyler Dumstorf bags a couple

July

They're hackers on steroids, almost like an internet hate machine...

August

Oh come on everyone on the internets lol'd at this one.

September

KCFireplug on Colbert Report

October

[email protected] says: andsleep together every night
serious says: if we sleep that is ;)
[email protected] says: true
[email protected] says: cause we would have sex every night

November

Megan Meier's parents daydreaming about bulls and rabbits.

December

Dr4g0nK1d has suffered 456 viruses because of you fucking morons, over the past 5 years.

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