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[[Image:Big rigs box cover.png|thumb|right|The [[fail|best]] game since ''[[Superman 64]]'' | [[Image:Big rigs box cover.png|thumb|right|150px|The [[fail|best]] game since ''[[Superman 64]]'']] | ||
Like superb writings of [[Peter Chimaera]] or stunning art of [[Tori Sue Heck]], '''''Big Rigs''''' are considered to be [[Shit|top of its league]] and, by far, the most epic game evar since ''[[Halo|Halo 3]]'' and ''[[Bioshock]]'', with [[fail|amazing]] graphics and [[gay|superb]] gameplay and [[Over 9,000|over 4]] different levels to choose from, making it almost great as ''[[No|Battletoads]]''. [[Over 9,000|10,000+]] [[winrar|WINNERs]] bought [[Truck|Big Rigs]]. [[winrar|YOU'RE WINNER]]! [[image:Big_Rig_Winner.png| | Like the superb writings of [[Peter Chimaera]] or stunning art of [[Tori Sue Heck]], '''''Big Rigs''''' are considered to be [[Shit|top of its league]] and, by far, the most epic game evar since ''[[Halo|Halo 3]]'' and ''[[Bioshock]]'', with [[fail|amazing]] graphics and [[gay|superb]] gameplay and [[Over 9,000|over 4]] different levels to choose from, making it almost great as ''[[No|Battletoads]]''. [[Over 9,000|10,000+]] [[winrar|WINNERs]] bought [[Truck|Big Rigs]]. [[winrar|YOU'RE WINNER !]] <!--dont remove--> [[image:Big_Rig_Winner.png|18px]] <!--ty--> | ||
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[[Image:Bigrigsgameplay.jpg|thumb|right|225px|[[fail|Stunning]] graphics]] | |||
''Big Rigs'' features a variety of trucks to choose from, such as your standard [[cock|Big Rig]]. As far as the game goes, its like [[Grand Theft Auto|GTA]] meets ''[[Banjo Kazooie]]'' except you're guiding the worlds shittiest missile into [[Goatse|N64 Superman rings with the same fucking fog]]. Much like any amazing game, it's controls are [[Shit|flawless]] and smooth, with [[lie|extremely well-designed levels]]. | |||
It takes place in [[China]] during the [[Russia|Cold War]], with main characters resembling an [[Gears of War|ex-con who kills his own teammates]]. Your goals are to take down the Chinese government using [[Ukraine|special military exercises]] with [[cock|Big Rigs]] at hand, defeating evil emperor [[Jack Thompson|Ho-Chi Minh]], all while saving the world in the span of one hour. | |||
===Alleged Gameplay=== | |||
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==YOU'RE WINNER !== | |||
[[Image:Yourewinner.jpg|center|600px|If you play this game, then you will become a [[winnar]]]] | |||
[[ | ''Big Rigs'' also spawned a [[mini meme]] that plenty of [[b|/b/-tards]] use, due to the fact that when you win the game it says in [[ALL CAPS]] "[[A winner is you|YOU'RE WINNER]]". Although it was [[lie|the only flaw]] in the game, many [[douchebag|douchebags]] used it whenever they figured thought they won an argument, when in [[reality]], they failed. Badly. Every single time. | ||
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==History== | |||
After being created with help of [[Epic Fail Guy|Sergey Titov]], ''Big Rigs'' became huge [[shit|(s)hit]] with gamer and [[tourneyfag|reviewers]] alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof is in [[cum|pudding]]: | |||
== History == | |||
After being created with help of [[Epic Fail Guy|Sergey Titov]], ''Big Rigs'' became huge [[shit|(s)hit]] with gamer and [[tourneyfag|reviewers]] alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof in [[cum|pudding]]: | |||
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The high score given to game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had code re-written to allow a score of zero just for game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because [[Epic_Fail|even a 1/5 would be too high]]. | The high score given to the game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had the code re-written to allow a score of zero just for game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because [[Epic_Fail|even a 1/5 would be too high]]. | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
*''[[Superman 64]]'' | *''[[Superman 64]]'' | ||
*''[[Custer's Revenge]]'' | *''[[Custer's Revenge]]'' | ||
*''[[The War Z]]'' | |||
*[[Fail]] | *[[Fail]] | ||
*[[Winnar]] | *[[Winnar]] | ||
*[[Chadwardenn]] | *[[Chadwardenn]] | ||
{{gaming}} | {{gaming}} | ||
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[[Category:In Jokes]] | [[Category:In Jokes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:02, 19 July 2022
Like the superb writings of Peter Chimaera or stunning art of Tori Sue Heck, Big Rigs are considered to be top of its league and, by far, the most epic game evar since Halo 3 and Bioshock, with amazing graphics and superb gameplay and over 4 different levels to choose from, making it almost great as Battletoads. 10,000+ WINNERs bought Big Rigs. YOU'RE WINNER ! 
Storyline
Big Rigs features a variety of trucks to choose from, such as your standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like GTA meets Banjo Kazooie except you're guiding the worlds shittiest missile into N64 Superman rings with the same fucking fog. Much like any amazing game, it's controls are flawless and smooth, with extremely well-designed levels.
It takes place in China during the Cold War, with main characters resembling an ex-con who kills his own teammates. Your goals are to take down the Chinese government using special military exercises with Big Rigs at hand, defeating evil emperor Ho-Chi Minh, all while saving the world in the span of one hour.
Alleged Gameplay
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YOU'RE WINNER !
Big Rigs also spawned a mini meme that plenty of /b/-tards use, due to the fact that when you win the game it says in ALL CAPS "YOU'RE WINNER". Although it was the only flaw in the game, many douchebags used it whenever they figured thought they won an argument, when in reality, they failed. Badly. Every single time.
History
After being created with help of Sergey Titov, Big Rigs became huge (s)hit with gamer and reviewers alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof is in pudding:
Previous Video | Next Video |
The high score given to the game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had the code re-written to allow a score of zero just for game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because even a 1/5 would be too high.
Gallery
Links
- Gamespot's review of Big Rigs
- Metacritic loves Big Rigs
- Gamespot lieks Big Rigs
- The official Big Rigs fan site
- The official Big Rigs wiki
See also
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