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[[File:Monkeycoolredguard.png|thumb|300px|a specimen of nigger found on monkey.cool that resembles a red guard from [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] character creation.]] | |||
'''www.monkey.cool''' '''(now known as monkey.app)''' is a virtual zoo which is like an amalgamation of [[TikTok]], [[Omegle]] and [[TheMacUser|Facetime]]. It is a virtual Zoo where [[Trolls|Non-Niggers]] can go to laugh at and troll copious hordes of dirty [[Niggers]]. It is believed by some that because the domain name Niggermania.com was already taken they settled for Monkey.cool which for some unknown reason doesn't offend the niggers because they lack the capabilities of higher intelligence because they are [[Black|pigmentally challenged]] all things considered, but somehow [[bait|manages to attract them]] with niggardly [[banana]] and [[monkey]] [[iphone]] [[emojis]]. If you hate niggers, this site is a literal [[Lulz]] generator, you will see every species and variant of nigger under the sun (including the wacky ones that look like redguards from the oblivion character creation screen) and more on this website and to make things even better, you can use Manycam to display pictures of [[Dead Nigger Storage|dead nigger babies]] in order to [[shock]] niggermonkeys and make them [[chimp out]], there is a report feature to the site that displays an image of a [[policeman]] which adds to the hilarity and no matter how many times you get reported for your anti-nigra behaviour <s>getting [[b&]] never seems to happen</s> <b>The Bans have begun</b>. A general population survey was conducted by the Den of Lulz known as "The Hive" and found that the largest user population is obviously niggers, followed to a much lesser degree by [[gooks|yellow niggers]] and then all the other [[sandniggers|pseudo-sentient]] [[beaners|bipedal species]]. The survey concluded that the average IQ level of users on this site is subzero, with the obvious exception of those who visit to cause pain and psychological trauma to the population of niggers that reside there. let it be known, the internet is no place for nignogs, and that it is clear that you can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the niggermonkey. | |||
== Notes == | |||
*This piece of shit site requires you to either be on their mobile app or a google account on pc to actually use it. | |||
*If you get b& it can likely be evaded by using a different google account and [[7 proxies|a vpn]]. | |||
*Not wanting to be [[b&]] is not an excuse to be nice to niggers, you fucking pussy! | |||
== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
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File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4 | |[[File:TomPearlgoesonmonkeycool.mp4|640px]]'''[[Tom Pearl]] goes on Monkey.cool''' | ||
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== External Link == | == External Link == | ||
*https://www.monkey.cool | *https://www.monkey.cool | ||
Latest revision as of 09:28, 21 January 2023
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www.monkey.cool (now known as monkey.app) is a virtual zoo which is like an amalgamation of TikTok, Omegle and Facetime. It is a virtual Zoo where Non-Niggers can go to laugh at and troll copious hordes of dirty Niggers. It is believed by some that because the domain name Niggermania.com was already taken they settled for Monkey.cool which for some unknown reason doesn't offend the niggers because they lack the capabilities of higher intelligence because they are pigmentally challenged all things considered, but somehow manages to attract them with niggardly banana and monkey iphone emojis. If you hate niggers, this site is a literal Lulz generator, you will see every species and variant of nigger under the sun (including the wacky ones that look like redguards from the oblivion character creation screen) and more on this website and to make things even better, you can use Manycam to display pictures of dead nigger babies in order to shock niggermonkeys and make them chimp out, there is a report feature to the site that displays an image of a policeman which adds to the hilarity and no matter how many times you get reported for your anti-nigra behaviour getting b& never seems to happen The Bans have begun. A general population survey was conducted by the Den of Lulz known as "The Hive" and found that the largest user population is obviously niggers, followed to a much lesser degree by yellow niggers and then all the other pseudo-sentient bipedal species. The survey concluded that the average IQ level of users on this site is subzero, with the obvious exception of those who visit to cause pain and psychological trauma to the population of niggers that reside there. let it be known, the internet is no place for nignogs, and that it is clear that you can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the niggermonkey.
Notes
- This piece of shit site requires you to either be on their mobile app or a google account on pc to actually use it.
- If you get b& it can likely be evaded by using a different google account and a vpn.
- Not wanting to be b& is not an excuse to be nice to niggers, you fucking pussy!
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