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Rebecca ([[powerword]] David Leighton) is an [[Australia|Australian]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser]], and one of Wikipedia's first arbitrators. No, not making that up -- she/he/it (shit?) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_July_2004 ran] in July 2004 and flopped, then tried again in December and was installed by Jimbo His Glory, after a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2004 really shitty vote return]. | Rebecca ([[powerword]] David Leighton) is an [[Australia|Australian]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser]], and one of Wikipedia's first arbitrators. No, not making that up -- she/he/it (shit?) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_July_2004 ran] in July 2004 and flopped, then tried again in December and was installed by Jimbo His Glory, after a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2004 really shitty vote return]. He soon found it was ''no fun'' and resigned in July 2005. Despite being obviously donkey-dick raving drooling ''crazy'', the Wikipedians welcomed "Her" Highness with open arms. | ||
Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, and shitting on conservative Aussie politicians. Then | Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, and shitting on conservative Aussie politicians. Then he was discovered by [[Blu Aardvark]]. | ||
Aardvark instantly fell in love with | Aardvark instantly fell in love with him. They sent [[Love#Love_on_teh_Internets|e-love]] letters back and forth like Sgt. Snowpake and [[Nathanr]] (then later Sgt. Snowpake and [[Sceptre]] when he got over his fetish for older [[Canada|Canadians]] who were [[Pedophile|pedophiles]]). That has ''got'' to be disturbing to anyone with an IQ greater than room temp. But this is Wikipedia we're talking about.... | ||
Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a [[Furry|furry]] and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing | Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a [[Furry|furry]] and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing he could. He sent a link to Aardvark of his previous usernames, which were: | ||
*Ambi | *Ambi | ||
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*Dave | *Dave | ||
Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him | Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him his pre-operation photo... | ||
[[File:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|frame|center|[[Hot]] no? (If you're into crazed hillbillies)]] | [[File:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|frame|center|[[Hot]] no? (If you're into crazed hillbillies)]] | ||
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==Epilogue== | ==Epilogue== | ||
Rebecca, then, to make sure | Rebecca, then, to make sure he'd never hear from Blu Aardvark again, went and banned him from [[IRC]], which to this day Aardvark is still [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about. ...and his operation scar had not pained Rebecca for [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. [[Harry_Potter#Epilogue_Spoilers|All was well.]] | ||
Becca is obsessed with Australian politics, and despite not having any connections to the insider gang on [[TOW]] since 2007, | Becca is obsessed with Australian politics, and despite not having any connections to the insider gang on [[TOW]] since 2007, he continued to edit articles on Aussie politicians. Until 2012, when he had his name changed to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Vanished_user_5zariu3jisj0j4irj this], and disappeared. He's not even a memory at this point because he did his shit-disturbing very early in WP history, and didn't even lulz it up properly. Supposedly "she" was a law student at Australian National University during his Wiki-Reign-Of-Terror. Fuck knows where he is now, could be dead and buried, could be the [[Tony Abbott|Prime Minister]]. Abbott certainly looks like a tranny. (Haw haw.) | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rebecca Rebecca]'s TOW userpage - [[Feminist]] wikipedians lol</s> PAGE REMOVED LOL | *<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rebecca Rebecca]'s TOW userpage - [[Feminist]] wikipedians lol</s> PAGE REMOVED LOL | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Stepping_Hill_Hospital_poisoning_incident Probably not | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Stepping_Hill_Hospital_poisoning_incident Probably not him], maybe? | ||
*Looking for more personal data? [https://au.linkedin.com/pub/rebecca-leighton/29/177/971 This] is the most likely LinkedIN. | *Looking for more personal data? [https://au.linkedin.com/pub/rebecca-leighton/29/177/971 This] is the most likely LinkedIN. | ||
{{wikipedos}} | {{wikipedos}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:09, 13 August 2016
Rebecca (powerword David Leighton) is an Australian Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser, and one of Wikipedia's first arbitrators. No, not making that up -- she/he/it (shit?) ran in July 2004 and flopped, then tried again in December and was installed by Jimbo His Glory, after a really shitty vote return. He soon found it was no fun and resigned in July 2005. Despite being obviously donkey-dick raving drooling crazy, the Wikipedians welcomed "Her" Highness with open arms.
Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, and shitting on conservative Aussie politicians. Then he was discovered by Blu Aardvark.
Aardvark instantly fell in love with him. They sent e-love letters back and forth like Sgt. Snowpake and Nathanr (then later Sgt. Snowpake and Sceptre when he got over his fetish for older Canadians who were pedophiles). That has got to be disturbing to anyone with an IQ greater than room temp. But this is Wikipedia we're talking about....
Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a furry and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing he could. He sent a link to Aardvark of his previous usernames, which were:
- Ambi
- Ambivalenthysteria
- Ambivalent hysteria because I want to get an operation
- Ambivalent Dave feels unsure about his sexuality
- Ambivalent Dave
- Dave
Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him his pre-operation photo...
Although tempted to fap, Aardvark did not. He flew into a rage and vandalized all of Wikipedia for days. And that's how Blu Aardvark got banned from Wikipedia...
Epilogue
Rebecca, then, to make sure he'd never hear from Blu Aardvark again, went and banned him from IRC, which to this day Aardvark is still butthurt about. ...and his operation scar had not pained Rebecca for at least 100 years. All was well.
Becca is obsessed with Australian politics, and despite not having any connections to the insider gang on TOW since 2007, he continued to edit articles on Aussie politicians. Until 2012, when he had his name changed to this, and disappeared. He's not even a memory at this point because he did his shit-disturbing very early in WP history, and didn't even lulz it up properly. Supposedly "she" was a law student at Australian National University during his Wiki-Reign-Of-Terror. Fuck knows where he is now, could be dead and buried, could be the Prime Minister. Abbott certainly looks like a tranny. (Haw haw.)
External Links
Rebecca's TOW userpage - Feminist wikipedians lolPAGE REMOVED LOL- Probably not him, maybe?
- Looking for more personal data? This is the most likely LinkedIN.
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