User:Mastermichael64/Super Mario Sunshine

Super Mario Sunshine, (Aka "Mario's Wet Adventure") is a 2003 Platformer and first person shooter by Pretendo. It was made purely for the Lulz of the reactions from the fanboys.

Story

Mario is going to take a vacation, his main bitch Princess Peach, and Toadsworth her caretaker (Because apparently Mario's not capable of taking care of her) acompony him. Peach sees a Nigger on the Tv assuming it's Mario, Mario then beats the shit out that bitch.

They reach theri destination and discover some butthurt fag shit all over the Island, The Piantas (Italian for Penis) decide to make Mario clean it up. Mario...does for some reason, as he aquires flood a High-Tec penis pump from the future.

They eventually reach penis park, where Bowser offspring (Who would fuck that guy?) Is apperantly butthurt because he can't get any. The senile old man who smells of shit and soup, Thinks their performers and give them a rollercoaster Mario wins, and the pussy flees to a volcano, Mario does a bunch of shit, goes to the volcano for an insanely easy final boss fight, and has sex on the beach, The fall however destorys his Penis pump, the Frogs, eh..Toads repair it and everyone is happy again.

This article needs to be extender, my hands are tired *Giggity*