Nevada

The Nevada state flag.

Nevada is a barren wasteland in the United States of America, primarily known for Las Vegas, Area 51, Aliens and its high rates of prostitution and drug trafficking. Generally, nobody gives a fuck about Nevada, other than retards who like giving their money to the Jews who run the major casinos in the Vegas megalopolis and Carson City.

Geography

Overall, Nevada is hot and dry with a few mountains on the western corners. It is a barren desert wasteland, and there is little to suggest otherwise. The environment is so inhospitable that the ground cannot even absorb water due to being rock-like, which causes any (uncommon) weather to cause floods. Whenever this occurs in Vegas, the hobos in the Vegas underground must flee or face death via drowning. The wildlife consists of bark scorpions every-fuckin'-where (one of the few scorpions deadly to humans in the world), hookers, druggies, sex tourists, UFO autists, and the occasional drifter who fell for the tourist traps.

The entire land mass of Nevada that isnt lost vegas is typically a bunch of rocks, stones, and boulders. That's right, if you're ready to take a road trip, be prepared to see a bunch of retarded rocks and stones with absolutely nothing fun to do whatsoever. Historians of nevada, realizing that nobody wants to visit their shitty state, will go into some retarded nerdy historybabble about how the native americans would eat, fuck, or name themselves after rocks. However, the stupid history nerds keep forgetting that nobody cares about indians.

The bottom of nevada is called clark county, and thats basically where las vegas and all its clones are. after losing all their money looking at shitty ass boulders, 75% of the general nevada population now lives in vegas/semi-vegas trying to hopelessly gain that gambling money that they wasted on hookers and blow back. The other 25% are homosexual cowboys who like geckos or lizards crawling into their assholes.

Facts about Nevada

Typical Nevada highway.

• Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate of any United States city. [1]
• Nevada itself has enough suicides to rank the state as the 5th highest at suicide rate. [2]
• Conspiracy theorists believe that an actual alien spaceship crashed here, and its body was taken to Area 51 for dissection.
• Nevada has nice roads. Still better than California's.
• Whatever happens in Vegas, does not stay in Vegas.
• Area 51 does not exist. At all. It doesn't fly classified military airplanes and house advanced research projects.
• Nevada is derived from a Spanish word, which means "snow-covered". This is a pretty big oxymoron, considering that it doesn't even fucking snow in Nevada except around Lake Tahoe.
• Nevada is a barren wasteland. But you already had that figured out, eh?
• Nevada has dirt cheap real estate.
• Many couples get married in Vegas, but they divorce a week later because they realized that they were both drunk at the time.
• Niggers live under the streets of Las Vegas
• If you go hiking around in the rural Nevadan desert, you'll probably discover at least 100 dead bodies. Most of them probably died from extreme heat and dehydration; either that, or they committed suicide.
• Prostitution is legal in Nevada.

Gallery

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  Nevada is shaped like a vertical razor blade.
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  Generic NV resident
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  A nightmare we all must face

See Also

• Fallout: New Vegas - accurately portrays this hellhole.
• Jewnited States of Americunts
• California - Rich Nevada
• New Mexico - Diet coke of Nevada
• Whores
• Money
• Secks
• Oxymoron
• Gambling
• Alcohol
• Las Vegas
• Area 51

External Links

• Nevada's Official Website
• Nevada's Wikipedia Page, go there and lay waste to their precious article.