User:Disassemblyline/MC Spitfire

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Behold, this is what happens when you think that those sexy girls you found on MSN or Yahoo are real girls that want to fuck you.

The Story

In early 2009, one of the users on Drum N Bass Arena forums got trolled hard. The user in question was a young lad from Portsmouth, UK, who had dreams of rapping on stage at dnb raves as an MC. These dreams were shattered when he was trolled over MSN and screenshots were posted online of him fingering his dirty anus hole. Drum n Bass Arena, Dogs On Acid, and all the other dnb forums went crazy with delight and the young lad had all his bookings cancelled and went into hiding. His face was then shooped everywhere, it even spawned a track featuring many of the DNBA forum members rapping, which still brings many lulz when posted today.

After a little research, forum members discovered that MC Spitfire (or "Liam Pokey Bum Wank" to his friends) had once met Annie Mac (famous UK DJ) and had her name tattooed on his chest. More hilarity ensued.

Transcript of the MSN Conversation via Marley608

The buttsecks itself

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
touch urself

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
i am

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says: 
i ma

J babe says:
I want to see you deep inside Emma

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
mmmmmm carry on

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
and then i wnna slap ur dick off my tongue

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
n look up at u

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
and finger myself

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
hmmm carry on im gtn hard tinkn bw tplayin iwth both ur pussy's

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
i wna yu to kneel dwn in front of me as i storke my long hard cock

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
hmmmm my cock is so hard

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
make it squirt over our faces

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
how long is that thing baby im so scared

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
i wnt yu ot grab my cock and pull mje towards u and suck on oni t while tyhe other grabs my bum

J babe says:
You touchin yourself spit?

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
oh yes

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
i wnt yu to to abuse me rle take control hehe

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
ur a bad bad boy mr spitfire

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
u need to b punished

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
grab my cock whilst ur graB MY bum

rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
lay me dwn whilst i lick one of urs wet pussys and the others play wit my wit me hard n fast mm rubin all over my cock and my bum

Emma - canny wait for zante in summer w00p xxxx says:
can i finger it

MC SPITFIRE /portsmouth , get ya rowdy rowdy rowdy -on the mina mica live in Southsea southsea... says:
mmmmm yes

MC Spitfires Reaction

	“	CUNTS	„

Others Reactions

	“	i think this whole episode has damaged menfolk in general - self abuse will never be the same again...	„
	—_binar_

	“	kicked in his own backdoor	„
	—Marty Y

	“	When I say biddy biddy bum, you say finger	„
	—STIMPY

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