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Shut The Fuck Up is a command used to inform an internet user that they need to be quiet or stop posting on IRC. It is also used as a way of expressing disbelief (similar to BS). And is typically used on message boards to express the fact that the person you are replying to is a fucking imbecile.

Syntax

Pronunciation

To prove how leet they are, fucktards will often choose IRL to say "Ess tea eff you" instead of just "shut the fuck up." They somehow believe that this is less offensive or not counted as swearing, which is handy because naughty words makes baby Jesus cry. Some retards also believe that saying STFU is quicker than shut the fuck up, which ignores the lulzy fact that they are both four syllables. But they are still going to hell because most dumbasses who act like this are furrys. Still others like to pronounce it like a real word, by saying, "stuh-foo" (see here). They are obviously a faggot and should promptly be told to STFU. But really they are just saying 'stuff you'.

Spelling

Grammar Nazis will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to STFU.

In nature

STFU is know to exist in three main forms: Fist, foot, and liquid. How to administer STFU:

FALCON PUNCH! for the fist variety.
Cunt Punt for the foot variety.
One cup administered orally for the liquid variety

The Big STFU

Eventually God will get sick of furrys, midgets, unbirthed fucktards, pedophiles, your mom and other sick fucks. When this happens, the Apocalypse will happen, allowing God to finally make the human race STFU. God will descend to Earth in the form of an 80 year old Chinese man in panties, give the finger to W and then explode, killing all but ~~Chuck Norris.~~ Stephen Colbert.

X or STFU

Replacing the old X or bust catchphrase, X or STFU is quickly gaining popularity, alongsides GTFO. Usage examples:

They say...	Proper Response
"Hi, I'm a 16 year old girl"	"Tits or stfu."
"I think I have scurvy"	"Orange juice or stfu."

Videos

IRL prison STFU

	“	Don't you ever talk that way to me. NEVER!	„
	—Captain - knows you won't do this but said it anyway

_{STFU in the format of a music video.}

Gallery

About missing Pics

Guess What, NOONE GIVES A SHIT
The end of all great arguments, a great Image Macro
Monochrome version
Different variation
Show her you're right.
Any questions?

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Sometimes even the cat is annoyed by you.
IRL STFU
STFU TREK
Typing like an idiot will incur the wrath of the Godfather himself.
Are you a bad enough dude?
STFU+BTFUWIFTTU
3D vectors in component form? STFU.
Dead politician doin' it right. For once.
You can ask for help
The best example.
STFU
no really, stfu

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-[[Image:STFU.gif|frame|center|[[THE BEST|The best example.]]]]
+[[File:Spoon of stfu medicine.jpg|right|240px]]
-[[Image:Stfu.png|thumb|STFU]]
-[[Image:ShutTheFuckUp.jpg|thumb|Show her you're right.]]
-[[Image:No really, stfu.JPG|thumb|right|no really, stfu]]
-[[Image:stfu-direc.gif|thumb|right|Any questions?]]
-'''S'''hut '''T'''he '''F'''uck '''U'''p is a command used to inform an internet user that they need to be quiet, stop posting or stop talking on [[IRC]]. Also used as a way of expressing disbelief.&#134; Also used on a [[message board]] to express the fact that the person you are replying to is a fucking idiot.&#134;&#134;
-==Targaryen==
-[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medal_Of_Honor:_Frontline]] WIKIPEDIA JUST TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN
-&#134;Ex. ''"She said I was a bitch so I told her to STFU"''
+'''Shut The Fuck Up''' is a command used to inform an internet user that they need to be quiet or stop posting on [[IRC]]. It is also used as a way of expressing disbelief (similar to ''[[bullshit|BS]]''). And is typically used on [[message board]]s to express the fact that the person you are replying to is a fucking imbecile.
-&#134;&#134;Ex. '''Message Subject''': ''"Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that"''
+== Syntax ==
-      '''Message Body''': ''"STFU."''
+=== Pronunciation ===
+[[Image:Penn_stfu.gif|thumb|Penn sez.... also with audio [http://www.plentyoftorrents.com/flsh/loops/STFU STFU!]]]
-The correct pronunciation of STFU is "stoofoo" ([[VideoCompiler|see]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gLTfGDlEFU here]).
+To prove how [[1337|leet]] they are, [[fucktards]] will often choose [[IRL]] to say "Ess [[English|tea]] eff [[you]]" instead of just "shut the fuck up." They somehow believe that this is less offensive or not counted as swearing, which is handy because [[Christian|naughty words makes baby Jesus cry]]. Some retards also believe that saying STFU is quicker than shut the fuck up, which [[ignore|ignores]] the lulzy fact that they are both four syllables.  But they are still going to [[hell]] because most dumbasses who act like this are [[furry]]s.  Still others like to pronounce it like a real word, by saying, "''stuh-foo''" ([[VideoCompiler|see]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gLTfGDlEFU here]). They are obviously a [[faggot]] and should promptly be told to STFU. But really they are just saying '[[go fuck yourself|stuff you]]'.
-== Grammar ==
+=== Spelling ===
 [[Grammar Nazi]]s will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences.  They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to '''STFU'''.
-[[Image:Stfuppercut.gif|thumb|150px|right]]
-== STFU in spoken language ==
+== In nature ==
-To prove how [[1337]] they are, [[fucktards]] will often choose [[IRL]] to say "Ess [[English|tea]] eff [[you]]" instead of just "shut the fuck up." They somehow believe that this is less offensive or not counted as swearing, which is handy because [[Christian|naughty words makes baby Jesus cry]]. Some retards also believe that saying STFU is quicker than shut the fuck up, which [[ignore|ignores]] the lulzy fact that they are both four syllables.  But they are still going to [[hell]] because most dumbasses who act like this are [[furry]]s.  Still others like to pronounce it like a real word, by saying, "Stuh-foo."  They are obviously a [[faggot]] and should promptly be told to STFU. But really they are just saying '[[dick|stuff]] [[your mom|you]]'.
+[[File:Stfu n00b.jpg|thumb]]
-== The big STFU ==
-Eventually [[God]] will get sick of [[furry]]s, [[midget]]s, [[Unbirthing|unbirthed fucktards]], [[pedophile]]s, [[your mom]] and other [[sick fuck]]s. When this happens, the [[Apocalypse]] will happen, allowing God to finally make the [[fucktards|human race]] STFU. God will descend to [[Earth]] in the form of an [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]], give the finger to [[W]] and then explode, killing all but <s> [[Chuck Norris]].</s> [[Stephen Colbert]].
-== Forms of STFU in nature ==
 STFU is know to exist in three main forms: Fist, foot, and liquid.
 How to administer STFU:
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 * One cup administered orally for the liquid variety
-== ... or STFU ==
+=== The Big STFU ===
-Replacing the [[old]] "[http://www.google.com/search?q=%22or+bust%22 ...or bust]" [[catchphrase]], "... or STFU" is quickly gaining popularity.  Usage examples:
+Eventually [[God]] will get sick of [[furry]]s, [[midget]]s, [[Unbirthing|unbirthed fucktards]], [[pedophile]]s, [[your mom]] and other [[sick fuck]]s. When this happens, the [[Apocalypse]] will happen, allowing God to finally make the [[fucktards|human race]] STFU. God will descend to [[Earth]] in the form of an [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]], give the finger to [[W]] and then explode, killing all but <s> [[Chuck Norris]].</s> [[Stephen Colbert]].
+== X or STFU ==
+Replacing the old ''[https://www.google.com/search?q=or+bust X or bust]'' [[catchphrase]], X '''or STFU''' is quickly gaining popularity, alongsides [[GTFO]]. Usage examples:
 <br><br>
 {| border=1 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0
@@ Line 42: / Line 34: @@
 |"I think I have [[aids|scurvy]]" || "[[OJ Simpson|Orange juice]] or stfu."
 |}
+{{clear}}
-==Video==
+==Videos==
 {| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
 |<center><big>'''[[IRL]] [[Bubba|prison]] STFU'''</big></center><br>
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 won't do this but said it anyway''}}
 |}
+<center><youtube>OLpeX4RRo28</youtube>
+<sub>STFU in the format of a music video.</center>
 ==Gallery==
 {{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
-Image:STFU NOOB DOG.gif|Guess What, [[Nobody gives a shit|NOONE GIVES A SHIT]]
+Image:STFU NOOB DOG.gif|Guess What, [[nobody gives a shit|NOONE GIVES A SHIT]]
 Image:Cup of stfu.JPG|The end of all great arguments, a great [[Image Macro]]
 Image:Big Cup of STFU.JPG|Monochrome version
-Image:Stfu_fourfingers.jpg|A variation
+Image:Stfu_fourfingers.jpg|Different variation
-Image:Here.i_ll_help_u.gif|You can ask for help
+Image:ShutTheFuckUp.jpg|Show her you're right.
+Image:stfu-direc.gif|Any questions?
 </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
 Image:STFUcat.jpg|Sometimes even the [[cat]] is annoyed by you.
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 Image:takeicoffee.jpg|STFU TREK
 Image:Godfatherstfu.jpg|Typing like an [[idiot]] will incur the wrath of the Godfather himself.
-Image:Penn_stfu.gif|Penn sez.... also with audio [http://www.plentyoftorrents.com/flsh/loops/STFU STFU!]
 Image:BaddudesSTFU.png|Are you a [[bad]] enough dude?
+File:Everyone shut the fuck up, I'm trying to think.jpg
 Image:fdurst.jpg|STFU+BTFUWIFTTU
 Image:Stfucalc.jpg|[[Shit nobody cares about|3D vectors in component form?]] STFU.
-Image:Political-picture-robert-byrd-shut-up.jpg|Dead politician doin' it right for once.
+Image:Political-picture-robert-byrd-shut-up.jpg|Dead politician doin' it right. For once.
+Image:Stfu-noob.jpg
 Image:Shut the fuck up chicks.gif
 Image:4qpmemu.jpg
+Image:Here.i_ll_help_u.gif|You can ask for help
 Image:Morgan sun.jpg
 File:Stfu5.jpg
+File:Stfukid.gif
 File:STFUcomics.jpg
+Image:STFU.gif|[[THE BEST|The best example.]]
+Image:Stfu.png|STFU
+Image:No really, stfu.JPG|no really, stfu
+File:STFU NOOB Bayeux.jpg
+File:Stfu cat.jpg
+File:STFU-BITCH!-fin.gif
+File:Stfu-rape.jpg
+File:Stfu plz thx cat.jpg
+File:Gore stfu internet.jpg
+File:Shut Up Donnie.png
 </gallery>}}
-==See Also==
+==See also==
-<video type="youtube" id="lJaL-iyeHak" width="200" height="180" position="right"/>
+* [[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
 * [[GTFO]]
-* [[OMG]]
+* [[Shut up and take my money]]
+* [[SSH]]HHH
+* [[Shut Up, Little Man!]]
 * [[WTF]]
-* [[BBQ]]
 * [[Wonk]]
-==External Links==
+==External links==
+[[File:Wikipedese for "stfu".png|center|1200px]]
 * [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php An alternative way to say stfu]
 * [http://www.sfu.ca/ SFU]
 * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lc2_PSaOFM]
+* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medal_Of_Honor:_Frontline WIKIPEDIA JUST TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN]
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Stfu: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 17:17, 11 July 2023

Contents

Syntax

Pronunciation

Spelling

In nature

The Big STFU

X or STFU

Videos

Gallery

See also

External links

Navigation menu

Stfu: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 17:17, 11 July 2023

Syntax

Pronunciation

Spelling

In nature

The Big STFU

X or STFU

Videos

Gallery

See also

External links

Navigation menu

Search