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| [[Image:MotleyCrueNotGay.jpg|right|thumb| Typical Mőtley Crűe practice session. Totally not gay..]]
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| ==Teh Band==
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| '''Mőtley Crűe''' are shitty band of dirty Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to [[heroin]], porn, [[in the kitchen|domestic violence]], and vehicular homicide.
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| ==Fuck Ups==
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| The Mőtley Crűe fame was attributed to their being cartoons, however, they take longer to finish a project than [[Zone]], make lies about crappy movies that were supposed to happen five years ago, [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|and play it off like it didn't happen]], while simultaneously hinting at stuff that may or may not happen in the [[shit nobody cares about|storyline]], even though that shit wont happen either. And now that the [[Dethklok|cartoon band]] genre is not a new one, Gorillaz is pretty much the most epic cock tease in fanboy history, and is now as dead as [[zippocat]].
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| =="Members"==
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| === Vince "I'm totally OK to drive" Neil ===
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| [[File:Vince-NeilFat.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Is he singing or is he having a stroke?]]
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| Vince Neil (powerword Vincent Neil Wharton) is the band's singer. Typical blonde-haired, lipstick-wearing, Glam Band type, he sings like an epileptic chicken with its ass on fire. His looks were a cross between a bulimic Axl Rose and Axl Rose's lesbian sister, who also happens to be bulimic. As the years have gotten the best of him, he now looks like the human personification of too many Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts. I guess that's what happens when you quit the [[cocaine|yayo]] diet. Known largely for killing his friend by driving like the drunken, drug addled dipshit he is, somehow between Vince, a real musican, and a sports car, he was the only one to survive. Neil, taking a play out of Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee's book, he's been charged with various forms of battery several times, at times one of his 4 ex-wives. Also had a kid that died.
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| === Nikki "Got some H?" Sixx ===
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| [[File:NikkiSixxOld.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nikki Sixx, also known as Johnny Depp.]]
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| Nikki Sixx, the band's Bass player and token [[emo]], never really learned to play any instrumentso, like most bass players, is totally fucking useless.
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| === Mick "I'm too old for this shit" Mars ===
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| [[File:MickMarsDeadInside.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Mick Mars after having his soul eaten, probably by that fat fuck Vince]]
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| The band's guitar.
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| === Tommy "Wifebeater" Lee ===
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| [[File:TommyLeeDisco.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Not rapey at all.
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| The band's drummer.
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| Noodle apparently [[almost died|died]] during the filming of the music video for [[Muppets|Manah Manah]]. But that story was made up to cover up the death of Jimmy Manson. This caused much [[angst]] among the fans. As it turns out, she actually escapes in a parachute, leaving Jimmy Manson to be blown up. In a strange turn of events, it's actually revealed that she did die, and the was rescued from hell by Murdoc. Though this would sound like some kinda faggotry to keep the fanbase happy, it turns out the entire rescue was a drunken delusion of Murdoc. This makes The Gorillaz one of the first trolls to be featured on MTV. They build a robot Noodle but [[noone]] cares.
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| == "Musical Style" ==
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| As mentioned above, Gorillaz doesn't really seem to know exactly what genre they are. Some songs have a techno sound to them, others have a more classic rock feel, and some sound like classical music. [[Truth|Actually, you can usually find ''all'' the aforementioned styles in one song.]] Some fans like to excuse this art-fag nonsense by claiming the band plays [[Shit|"experimental"]] music.
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| We would be doing you a disservice if we didn't also mention another notable aspect of the Gorillaz' "music": Many songs also have a section sung by a guest rapper, a trope which many members of the fanbase seem split on. Many like to scream that if you dislike the rapping parts, you're a "poser," "not a real fan," and all the usual nonsense that retards like to say when someone voices an opinion they disagree with.
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| Other fans are quite vocal about the fact that the rapping segments suck. For example, many of these fans will tell you that [[Shit nobody cares about|"''Feel Good, Inc.'' would be so much better if it didn't have De La Soul's autistic scream-laughing and shit rapping in it."]]
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| == Typical Gorillaz Faggotry ==
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| <youtube>2nVhJSUYL8o</youtube>
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| ==Plastic Beach==
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| After 4 years of silence from the band a new album hits the [[torrent|shelfs]] called Plastic Beach. It is a vain attempt for them to reinvent them selfs after completely falling out of the public spotlight. The main difference in the new album is that Noodle (the band's resident Jailbait) has finaly hit puberty, much to the [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|chargin' of many Fanbois lazerz]]. Of course more fictional history has been invented for the band that most believe to have actually happened.
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| ==Fans==
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| The band's audience are [[typical]]ly [[fag]]s in that period between sex with their [[friend]]s and [[Masturbation|masturbating]]. Most of them only like this [[shit]] band because they want to [[fuck]] them or think that any Japanese person in a band is a good band to [[Poser|wear the band's shirt from Hot Topic to prove that they love Japanese culture]]. And [[Branca|fangirls]].
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| Image:Byfanines.jpg|Moar fan art. The [[Doing it wrong|popsicle]] [[Branca|the bitch]] is holding is for future fantasies, and 2D's arms are short because she [[Castration|chopped them off by mistake]] instead of the penis.
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| Image:Shoop Da Woop.jpg|Russel [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|SHOOPS DA WOOP]] as well.
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| Image:Noodle_Loli.jpg|How perverted the [[Japan|Japanese]] fans can be.
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| [[File:Gorillaz_comic_pg4_eng_by_Gatty8]]
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| File:ZerNoodleSlave.jpg
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| ===Ways to piss off the Mőtley Crűe [[fandom]]===
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| {{Britfags}}
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