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[[File:Based american imperialism.png|thumb|right|the supranational cringe state]] | |||
Are the random people sharing a train ride with you constantly sending messages to their handlers by pinching their nose? The answer ''may not'' surprise you... | |||
It has now been well asserted by the likes of [[Jew|Elon Musk]] and [[CIA|other faggots]] that we are living in at least some form of simulation. Or that's what they would have you [[retard|believe]]. | |||
[[File: | It's very much in the interests of the ruling caste to pull the wool over [[NORP|everyday retards]]' eyes with mere judaic trickery, kindly allowing them to believe the stupidest shit such as ''Deep State'' = Ayyliums so that they can [[Pizzagate|blackmail each other and their underlings with ease]]. | ||
But then there are the [[You|dissidents]]... And what shall we do with them? [[Lololol|24/7 surveillance of course]]! | |||
There is now absolutely not a shadow of no doubt that NSA doesn't parse [[ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING|literally every bit of data]] that goes around the world. | |||
Now, this would beg the question, "something something 300 terabytes of data produced everyday, something something not enough human resources". Again the key word here would be ''parsing''. | |||
Yes the NSA simply doesn't have the manpower to surveil every single "bad actor" that goes against the grain, but, practically, say or type enough no-no words and you ''will'' win a [[v&|prize]]. | |||
== Wi-Fi Room Imaging == | |||
The technology to scan your small cock and balls was around for [[Truth|some time now]], unfortunately. A quick google search can show you a few simple things, but the fact of the matter is: [[capitalism|plebs]] don't get to be told what stage of technology "we" have at our disposal. So if you intend to hide something in that very secure place you might have to think twice. Plus now everybody knows you have a small penis. | |||
[[File:Cameras watching things.jpg|thumb|They know about the tranny porn folder]] | |||
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Are the random people sharing a train ride with you constantly sending messages to their handlers by pinching their nose? The answer may not surprise you...
It has now been well asserted by the likes of Elon Musk and other faggots that we are living in at least some form of simulation. Or that's what they would have you believe. It's very much in the interests of the ruling caste to pull the wool over everyday retards' eyes with mere judaic trickery, kindly allowing them to believe the stupidest shit such as Deep State = Ayyliums so that they can blackmail each other and their underlings with ease. But then there are the dissidents... And what shall we do with them? 24/7 surveillance of course! There is now absolutely not a shadow of no doubt that NSA doesn't parse literally every bit of data that goes around the world. Now, this would beg the question, "something something 300 terabytes of data produced everyday, something something not enough human resources". Again the key word here would be parsing. Yes the NSA simply doesn't have the manpower to surveil every single "bad actor" that goes against the grain, but, practically, say or type enough no-no words and you will win a prize.
Wi-Fi Room Imaging
The technology to scan your small cock and balls was around for some time now, unfortunately. A quick google search can show you a few simple things, but the fact of the matter is: plebs don't get to be told what stage of technology "we" have at our disposal. So if you intend to hide something in that very secure place you might have to think twice. Plus now everybody knows you have a small penis.
