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''Things Alex Hates''
''Things Alex Hates''


*Bubsy
*Bubsy - [[plagiarism|Fucked up in the crib]], liking something unhealthily and annoyingly loopy and wacky.
*[[Bayonetta]] - Because she is too violent, yet he plays Doom and Team Fortress 2.
*[[Bayonetta]] - Because she is too violent, yet he plays Doom and Team Fortress 2.
*The Pokemon Sun and Moon Anime
*The Pokemon Sun and Moon Anime - [[Conservatism|Claims that]] it's [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/My_Little_Pony:_Pony_Life GOPony] before [[Chris-Chan]] created that word, and anyone having a positive rating of it is enabling the "decline in quality". Sperg mindblindness, or did it age a certain way after social media algorithms came to light?
*Ayone who has an opinion.
*Anyone who has an opinion - Specifically what he sees as drinking the Kool-Aid instead of making their own decisions. How do we know what counts? What offends him more is making it synonymous with simply having an opinion by making him feel gaslit.
*People telling him to back off due to his creepy nature over their artwork.
*People telling him to back off due to his creepy nature over their artwork - Thinks they're [[Offended]] A-logs who [[hypocrisy|disrespect people's opinions]].


==Whiteknights of Cansin==
==Whiteknights of Cansin==
[[File:Sunandmoondrama1.png|300px|thumb|More drama over a stupid rant with people liking the Pokemon Sun and Moon anime.]]
[[File:Sunandmoondrama1.png|300px|thumb|More drama over a stupid rant with people liking the Pokemon Sun and Moon anime.]]
As with any lolcow on the internet, it comes as no surprise that Alex relies on a group of whiteknights to "defend him" against the "trolls" and drama <s>because Cansin is a fucking pussy and can't face people himself.</s>
As with any lolcow on the internet, it comes as no surprise that Alex relies on a group of whiteknights to "defend him" against the "A-logs" and drama <s>because Cansin is a fucking pussy and can't face people himself.</s>
Here's a list of some of these losers:
Here's a list of some of these losers:
*{{dauser|AceofSpadesProduc100}} &ndash; Some random fag with shitty drawing skills and always gets their nose into Alex's drama.  
*{{dauser|AceofSpadesProduc100}} &ndash; Some random fag with shitty drawing skills and always gets his nose into different drama, mainly shitty attempts at psychoanalyzing him. No surprise that [[aspie|communication impairments and fruitless attempts at correcting it]] can result in lulz and the opposite of a better understanding.
*{{dauser|Atarster}} &ndash; One of Alex's old "friends" from his [[Angry German Kid|AGK]] Days.  
*{{dauser|Atarster}} &ndash; One of Alex's old "friends" from his [[Angry German Kid|AGK]] Days.  
*{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu}} &ndash; [[BlueCatRiolu|This article should explain everything about this furfag!]]
*{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu}} &ndash; [[BlueCatRiolu|This article should explain everything about this furfag!]]

Latest revision as of 02:00, 15 April 2024

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Cansin13 is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses.

You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie!
   
 
Stop hating me, I mean it...
 

 
 

—Alex's Answer to those who "hate him"


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Cansin13/Cansin13Art/Cansin17/Alex13
Real name Alex Slade
Nationality United Kingdom  
Born July 12, 1999
Current residence United Kingdom
DeviantArt Alex13Art
YouTube Cansin's Game Land

Cansin13, also known as Cansin17, Cansin13Art, and Alex13 (Powerword: Alex Slade) is a 25-year-old attention whoring weeb residing in the UK. He is often seen constantly whining over "trolls" and those who like things that he hates, which is the majority of the human race.. Like most manchildren, he will whine over little things like Pokemon and Sonic and has been known to trace his artwork, demonstrating an act of laziness. He is also infamous for his rather shitty Angry German Kid parody episodes which he stopped making around 2015 to focus on "better things".

His "Art"

Most of Alex's "art" consists of poorly traced characters of the kawaii theme, indicating that this guy is a weeb. He is also by no surprise a fetish artist, constantly "drawing" his persona oc hugging various creatures that are mainly considered to be cute as this is a requirement by him in order for him to like it. While it may appear to you that he is a quality artist, please note that most of his art is traced and/or heavily referenced.

The cringe "art" that represents Cansin13 About missing Pics
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JewTube

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Cansin after finding out he has a page on ED.
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This sums up everything about Cansin13 after qutting the AGK Community

It is by no surprise that Alex started out as a typical member of JewTube, making shitty parody videos off the popular meme Angry German Kid. While it may appear to just be your typical average AGK parody creator, the way this guy behaves should tell you that something is off about him. Since 2015, however, he deleted his original YouTube account, but much of his videos can still be viewed on YouTube as well as this article. He also does a lot of gameplay videos on his current gaming channel which is still active.

Some of Cansin's AGK Parody Episodes

AGK vs Sonic.exe

Cansin13`s Special Edition AGK Movie - Invasion of the Bieber Fever Army

Cansin13 and Atarster`s AGK Series - AGK and the Tornado

Cansin13 and Atarster`s AGK Series - AGK`s Biggest Nightmare Ever

Cansin13`s AGK Series - AGK Has Huge Problems

AGK Butterfly Intro for Cansin13

Some of his gaming videos

His Gmod "animations" which look like shit.

Some say he is worse at SSB then even DSPGaming.

More shitty SSB gameplay.

Who plays Sonic at his age anyways?

Other Videos Alex Made

His Jibanyan Drawing looks nothing like his "art".

He didn't even try...

Have a look at his room....

Some intro he made for his rather boring YouTube Channel.

Rant Videos Regarding Cansin/Alex

Ever since this article was created, more and more people have raised concerns over Alex's behavior and made rant videos in hopes of warning others of his obnoxious and creepy behavior.

Even Zoro isn't impressed with Alex's Actions.

"What happened to you man?" The Question any fan of Cansin13 wants answered.

Another rant by Awesomeboy9020

Cansin13 in a nutshell...

Whiny Attention Whoring

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One thing that makes people rather disturbed by Alex's actions is how he whines over little things like an immature brat. He will constantly make rant journals on DeviantArt, detailing how he feels about stupid shit like Bubsy and so forth. These attention journals create tons of potential lulz and make him more of a prime target for more shit to come. The fact that he thinks anyone cares what is said on DeviantArt is comedy gold. He often posts pictures of his video games and brags about his collection. No one gives a rat's ass about it.

Some of his most notable journals on DA


Name Change

Somewhere around November of 2017, Alex decided that it was a "good idea" to change his username on his accounts to "Alex13Art/Alex17". He did this around the same time he obtained Core Membership from some idiot who apparently supported him. He did it obviously as another retarded tactic to "confuse the trolls". Sadly for him though, people knew better than to believe such nonsense. He wonders why he joined DeviantArt in the first place without realizing that he did all of this to himself!

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You're the one who caused all of this to yourself, dumbass!

His activities in the AGK Community

Alex is best known for his AGK Parody videos which he began in February of 2014. While he was famous throughout the community, people started to take advantage of his immaturity and started to "steal" his content. As some suggest, however, he didn't take criticism that well and rage quit after the 95th Episode of his AGK series in September of 2015. Some missed him, some hated him, and some had no fucking idea where he went after he left the community for good. Oh how they were shocked to have seen how low Alex had become since then.

Things Alex Chimpouts over

Like any other tard, Alex chimpouts over the smallest of things. He will go in a full fit of rage and pissy behavior similar to a spoiled three year old. He will either monoluge over what he hates and why he hates it or will block you. He will do the same if you dislike what he likes.

Things Alex Hates

  • Bubsy - Fucked up in the crib, liking something unhealthily and annoyingly loopy and wacky.
  • Bayonetta - Because she is too violent, yet he plays Doom and Team Fortress 2.
  • The Pokemon Sun and Moon Anime - Claims that it's GOPony before Chris-Chan created that word, and anyone having a positive rating of it is enabling the "decline in quality". Sperg mindblindness, or did it age a certain way after social media algorithms came to light?
  • Anyone who has an opinion - Specifically what he sees as drinking the Kool-Aid instead of making their own decisions. How do we know what counts? What offends him more is making it synonymous with simply having an opinion by making him feel gaslit.
  • People telling him to back off due to his creepy nature over their artwork - Thinks they're Offended A-logs who disrespect people's opinions.

Whiteknights of Cansin

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More drama over a stupid rant with people liking the Pokemon Sun and Moon anime.

As with any lolcow on the internet, it comes as no surprise that Alex relies on a group of whiteknights to "defend him" against the "A-logs" and drama because Cansin is a fucking pussy and can't face people himself. Here's a list of some of these losers:

Former Knights

  • Genny03 – Some dude from Italy who originally supported Alex until they got into an argument regarding stupid shit.

Reaction to this Article

Naturally, Cansin didn't take having an ED page made about him that well. Of course, others knew he had fucked up with his constant amounts of drama and so forth and argued that he deserved this article.

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Cansin's simple reply was "Delete it".
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Trying to put some sense into Cansin. Sadly, it isn't gonna work.

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