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'''Disagreeing''' with [[Retard|someone]]'s opinions the [[internet]] is one of the most egregious and rampant forms of [[cyberviolence]] in [[Anarchy|today's society]] – [[Some argue]] that [[Opinions|disagreeing with someone]] is a heinous crime (akin to [[rape]], [[murder]], [[Israel|genocide]] and [[Grand Theft Auto]]) while [[Hitler|others]] disagree with this assessment and believe that [[Rape|disagreement]] is a [[Condom|protected]] form of [[free speech]].
'''Disagreeing''' with [[Retard|someone]]'s opinions the [[internet]] is one of the most egregious and rampant forms of [[cyberviolence]] in [[Anarchy|today's society]] – [[Some argue]] that [[Opinions|disagreeing with someone]] is a heinous crime (akin to [[rape]], [[murder]], [[Israel|genocide]] and [[Grand Theft Auto]]) while [[Hitler|others]] disagree with this assessment and believe that [[Rape|disagreement]] is a [[Condom|protected]] form of [[free speech]].
If [[Fat|you]] disagree then you are a [[misogynist]]ic [[racist]] [[paedophile]] [[Bestiality|animal-fucker]] and you should [[kill yourself]].


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== Anatomy of a Disagreement ==
== What to do if someone disagrees with you ==


[[File:HierarchyOfDisagreement.png|thumb|[[Offended|Click here if you disagree with this pyramid.]]]]
[[File:HierarchyOfDisagreement.png|thumb|[[Offended|Click here if you disagree with this pyramid.]]]]


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[[File:SpotTheRapist.jpg|thumb|Can you spot the gay paedophile [[Rapeman|rapist]] in this image?]]
 
Always resort to the following tactics during a disagreement.


== If you agree with this page ==
* Link them to the [[Wikipedia]] entry on the subject of contention.
* Edit the [[Wikipedia]] entry on the subject of contention and then link them to it.
* [[Stalk|Read through their entire online history]] and attempt to prove that they are a [[hypocrite]].
* Call them stupid.
* Call them a [[retard]].
* Call them a [[racist]].
* Call them a [[misogynist]].
* Call them a [[Lesbian|misandrist]].
* Call them a [[faggot]].
* Call them a [[socialist]].
* Call them a [[furfag]] and politely ask them to [[yiff in hell]].
* Call them a [[cuck]].
* Call them a [[paedophile]].
* Call them a [[cuck]] again.
* Insult [[Your mom|their mum]].
* Call them a [[cuck]] at least [[9000]] more times.
* Accuse them of [[rape]].
* Accuse them of being a disgusting [[Bestiality|animal fucker]].
* Write a [[shitty attack article]] about them.
* Go for the [[High Score]].
* [[Kill yourself]].
* [[Ghosts|Haunt them.]]


You are a [[faggot]] and you are wrong.


== If you disagree with this page ==
'''Never do the following.'''


You are a [[faggot]] and you are wrong.
* [[Troll's Remorse|Admit that you were wrong.]]
* [[Pussybitch|Agree to disagree.]]
* Let them get away with it.


== People you should always disagree with for the lulz ==
== People you should always disagree with for the sake of the lulz ==


[[File:Skub.png|thumb|[[Noone]] can agree about this shit.]]
[[File:Skub.png|thumb|[[Noone]] can agree about this shit.]]


* "[[Liars|Rape Victims]]"
* [[Jews|People]] whose family members "[[Lie|Died in the Holocaust.]]"
* [[Everyone|People]] who think [[Cosby]] is a [[rapist]].
* [[Niggers|People]] who believe that [[Michael Brown]] [[dindu nuffin]].
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Feminists]]
* [[MRA]]s
* [[MRA]]s
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* [[Democrats]]
* [[Democrats]]
* [[Libertarians]]
* [[Libertarians]]
* [[Christians]]
* [[Atheists]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Kikes]]
* [[Skub]]fags
* [[Skub]]fags
* [[Anita Sarkeesian]]
* [[Anita Sarkeesian]]
* [[Melody Hensley]]
* [[Sarah Nyberg|Paedobutts]]
* "[[Liars|Rape Victims]]"
* [[Jews|People]] whose family members "[[Lie|Died in the Holocaust.]]"
* [[Everyone|People]] who think [[Cosby]] is a [[rapist]].
* [[Niggers|People]] who believe that [[Michael Brown]] [[dindu nuffin]].
 
== If you agree with this page ==
 
You are a [[faggot]] and you are wrong.
 
== If you disagree with this page ==
 
You are a [[faggot]] and you are wrong.


== Videos ==
== Videos ==
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|IDisagree|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>7R6_Chr2vro</youtube><br/>What counts as [[terrorism]] in [[Britfag]]istan.
|<center><youtube>7R6_Chr2vro</youtube></center><br/>This is considered a form of [[terrorism]] in [[Britfag]]istan.
|<center><youtube>XT6ks35ZMeY</youtube></center><br/>A [[typical]] reaction to a retarded [[Tumblr]] disagreement.


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* [[Hypocrite]]
* [[Hypocrite]]
* [[Censorship]]
* [[Censorship]]
* [[Pussybitch]]
* [[Cyberviolence]]
* [[Cyberviolence]]
[[File:DisagreeButton.jpg|center|link=Offended]]


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Latest revision as of 10:14, 28 February 2017

The internet police responding to a disagreement.

Disagreeing with someone's opinions the internet is one of the most egregious and rampant forms of cyberviolence in today's societySome argue that disagreeing with someone is a heinous crime (akin to rape, murder, genocide and Grand Theft Auto) while others disagree with this assessment and believe that disagreement is a protected form of free speech.

What to do if someone disagrees with you

Click here if you disagree with this pyramid.
Can you spot the gay paedophile rapist in this image?

Always resort to the following tactics during a disagreement.


Never do the following.

People you should always disagree with for the sake of the lulz

Noone can agree about this shit.

If you agree with this page

You are a faggot and you are wrong.

If you disagree with this page

You are a faggot and you are wrong.

Videos


This is considered a form of terrorism in Britfagistan.


A typical reaction to a retarded Tumblr disagreement.

See Also

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