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[[Image:Heavens_gate_logo.jpg|thumb|left| The Heaven's Gate [[Star Trek|Away Team]] has left the building.]] | [[Image:Heavens_gate_logo.jpg|thumb|left| The Heaven's Gate [[Star Trek|Away Team]] has left the building.]] | ||
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In April, 1997, Comet Hale-Bopp appeared and so the cult [[suicide|beamed up]] to the awaiting spaceship. 39 bodies were found [[dead]] in bunk beds, flat on their backs clad in black pants, black shirts, brand new black Nikes, and purple armbands reading [[Star Trek|"Heaven's Gate Away Team"]]. Their faces were covered with purple cloths, a [[PROTIP|nod]] to the shrouds of [[Christian]] penance. Each member carried $5.00 in quarters for use on the spaceship which Jesus had kindly [[Pimp My Ride|pimped out]] with an arcade and vending machines. | In April, 1997, Comet Hale-Bopp appeared and so the cult [[suicide|beamed up]] to the awaiting spaceship. 39 bodies were found [[dead]] in bunk beds, flat on their backs clad in black pants, black shirts, brand new black Nikes, and purple armbands reading [[Star Trek|"Heaven's Gate Away Team"]]. Their faces were covered with purple cloths, a [[PROTIP|nod]] to the shrouds of [[Christian]] penance. Each member carried $5.00 in quarters for use on the spaceship which Jesus had kindly [[Pimp My Ride|pimped out]] with an arcade and vending machines. | ||
The [[true believers|cultists]] died by taking [[drugs|barbiturates]] mixed into [[cum|pudding]] with a shot of [[vodka]] back. They sealed [[suicide|the deal]] by putting plastic bags over their heads and hitting themselves with bricks. | The [[true believers|cultists]] died by taking [[drugs|barbiturates]] mixed into [[cum|pudding]] with a shot of [[vodka]] back. They sealed [[suicide|the deal]] by putting plastic bags over their heads and hitting themselves with bricks. | ||
The Heaven's Gate [[cult]] were heeding the words of the Jew: | The Heaven's Gate [[cult]] were heeding the words of the Jew: | ||
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Image:Spocksaywin.jpg|Heaven's Gate's hero approves of their [[an_hero|heroism]]. | Image:Spocksaywin.jpg|Heaven's Gate's hero approves of their [[an_hero|heroism]]. | ||
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Also, one of them decided not to an hero, and now will answer your questions. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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Led by certified bicurious-debatable kook and attention whore Marshall Herff Applewhite, the Heaven's Gate cult were a California based, batshit crazy UFO 'religion'. They believed that they could ride on a Jesus powered spaceship that was hiding behind the comet Hale-Bopp if they drank Kool-Aid upon its arrival.
Sometime in the mid-90's, Herff and his cultists moved into a mansion in San Diego, where they practiced an ascetic lifestyle, denying themselves alcohol and sex. The cultists were known for their love of Star Trek, The X-Files, and computers. During this period, some cult members worked as website designers, leading some to suggest that the internets was related to their mass-heroism.
In April, 1997, Comet Hale-Bopp appeared and so the cult beamed up to the awaiting spaceship. 39 bodies were found dead in bunk beds, flat on their backs clad in black pants, black shirts, brand new black Nikes, and purple armbands reading "Heaven's Gate Away Team". Their faces were covered with purple cloths, a nod to the shrouds of Christian penance. Each member carried $5.00 in quarters for use on the spaceship which Jesus had kindly pimped out with an arcade and vending machines.
The cultists died by taking barbiturates mixed into pudding with a shot of vodka back. They sealed the deal by putting plastic bags over their heads and hitting themselves with bricks.
The Heaven's Gate cult were heeding the words of the Jew:
—Isaiah | ||
Just Do It!
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What Applewhite thought the aliens looked like. -
What the aliens really looked like. -
Heaven's Gate Away Team patch. -
im in ur spaceshps shaving my heads -
Heaven's Gate's hero approves of their heroism.
Also, one of them decided not to an hero, and now will answer your questions.
See Also
- Cult
- Jonestown
- Mulderite
- Waco
- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0618965/ DR. LONDES = SAMEFAG AMIRITE?
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