U WOT M8

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U WOT M8

U WOT M8 is the proper pronunciation of "You what, mate?", a grammatically incorrect confrontational phrase used primarily by English Cockneys to express confusion, a request for clarification of or a disbelief in a premise, proposition or request suggested by another. It is frequently followed up by the question, "R U 'AVIN A GIGGLE, M8?" which implies disbelief that the person addressed is being serious and that they must, in actuality, be enjoying a joke at the speaker's expense.

The phrase generally implies an altercation is about to take place and, furthermore, that someone, most likely a cheeky kunt, may be about to get rekkd.

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U WOT M8 About missing Pics

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  RLY M8?
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  U WOT M8 - The Christmas Special.
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  Winston Churchill is informed that Hitler has invaded Poland.
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  Troll version, as seen in The Hobbit
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  Alfred is confused by his employer's plan to combat crime by cosplaying as a bat.
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  U WHY M8
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  As we see in this scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, people have spoken like this in Britain since the days of the Norman invasion.
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  Tesla responds to Thomas Edison's claim that his form of harnessed electricity is more efficient.
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  Camwhores get in on the act.
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  Doctor WOT M8
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  British Internet tough guy.
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  I'LL GRATE U, M8
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  WOT U DOIN ON JEREMY KYLE, M8?
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  Checkm8.
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  Bill is surprised to learn that you prefer to use Apple products.
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  A factual account of a foreigner's stay in England.
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  U Doge M8?
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  An intimidating gang of British juvenile delinquents.
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  Pikachu Wot M8?
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  20th Century U WOT M8?
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  U SHOT M8?
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  The Queen's Speech.
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  How house sorting works at Hogwarts.
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  Tom Cruise can't 'andle the banter.
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  This fine upstanding young gentleman has some words of advice.
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  The superior method that British people use to tell the time.
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  Adele requires clarification.
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  England's future queen addresses her subjects.
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  Some take their love of the phrase too far.
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  Willie and his whopping U WOT M8?
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  Game of U WOT M8?
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  Wot U mean 'HM slave', M8?
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  Ow 2 pik up birds.
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  The Russians pick up on some English slang.
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  Say "hello" to my little m8.
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  Game of the year, all years.
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  U wobbled, M8?
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  Tym 4 fisticuffs, mefinks.
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  The Latinos co-opt the phrase.
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  British parenting.
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  Captain Britain's here to save the world!
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  Cee Lo U WOT M8
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  I NO U R, M8.
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  I get all da slags, m8.
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  Drowning in slag pussy, m8.
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  An account from an Englishman about his time spent in America and all the amusing cultural differences and misunderstandings he experienced.
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  Wallace & Gromit
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  A challenger appears

Ere m8s, wonna see sum propa mucky p0rnos? I bet u fackin do, u durrty fukn kunts! About missing Pics

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  Dialogue from a typical British porn film.
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  Goddamn, I love it when them slags talk dirty.
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  Bubble and squeak? Luvverly jubbly.

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  Ur mum takin pity on u.
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Appropriate Times To Use The Phrase 'U WOT M8'

• When sum wanker's gabbin shit at yer bird.
• When sum bellend's disrespectin ur famly.
• When the old bill's accusing u of sumfing only wot u never dun.
• When sum dirty mosher cunt's tryin to give u and yer m8s backchat.
• When the bus driver tells ur main man, Little Fuckin' Kev, Yeah, that his daysaver is not valid.
• When that cheeky fackin cunt Jeremy Kyle asks if ur familiar wiv the concept of contraception, innit.
• When that poof wot teaches u maffs, Mr. Stewart, tells u to tuck ur shirt in.
• When ur best m8 tells u that Pat Butcher givs im the proper horn.
• When sum big black geezer asks if 'e can feel ur muscles.
• When Darren tells u that ur sister noshed im off ranna back of the offie.
• When Danny sez he don't want to go for a cheeky Nando's at the weekend, cuz he's on a strict diet. '
• When that fukn Paki from the corner shop won't sell u no rizlas.
• When sum lil mug asks yer "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

The Sort of People Who Use The Phrase 'U WOT M8'

• Chavs
• Gingers
• Internet tough guys

Copypasta

This smelly nigger gives a demonstration of how one might apply the phrase 'U WOT M8?'

u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

Fixed version

wot the fok did ye just say 2 us, man? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me while sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me while sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

How to rek

• il bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mom
• if u got sumthn 2 say say it 2 me face
• ur a lil gey boi lol i cud own u irl fite me
• 1v1 fite me irl fgt il rek u
• u better shut ur moth u cheeky lil kunt
• i swer 2 christ il hook u in the gabber m8
• do u evn lift m8?
• il rek ur fokn shit i swer 2 christ
• il teece u 4 spekin 2 me lik that u little cunt m8

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Those of you curious as to the identity of the ginger faggot used in the meme might be interested to know that he is actually a strapping young lad called Martin Keating, and bizarrely, he isn't a Cockney at all, instead hailing from the Northern English town of Wigan, a place famed in England for its populace's love of pies and inbreeding.

Martin, along with his dim-witted classmate, Brian Cashin appeared on BBC North West Tonight where they were hailed as heroes after saving a busload of people after the bus driver suddenly died of HNNNNNNGGGGG.

Save busload of people. Become figure of mockery on the Internet.

See Also

• Great Britain
• Cockney
• Londonistan
• The Jeremy Kyle Show - A highly educational television series.
• Cheeky Nando's - Top bants was had by all.
• Wat
• Wat do
• Lolwut
• What is this I don't even
• I'm 12 years old and what is this?
• bodybuilding.com
• Come at me bro

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