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Kemosabe records was not formed until mid 2012. She signed a production deal for him to be the producer on her albums.
 
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Kesha signed a contract with Dr. Luke and his record label, ''Kemosabe Records''.
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Ke$ha apologizes for calling [[Justin Bieber]] a baby. [http://archive.is/KW4Ik]
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Ke$ha plays at the Bamboozle Rock Festival.
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Jessica James reveals that she's pregnant again. [http://archive.is/4PgK9]
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Ke$ha invents Cock Pop. [http://archive.is/QOMkq]
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Ke$ha claims that Luke "violently thrashed his arms" at her and forced her to hide in the mountains after she refused to sing lyrics about fat bitches for ''Crazy Kids''.
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Austin Dean leaks the unreleased Ke$ha song ''Dancing With the Devil''.
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Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips reveals in a [[reddit]] AMA that The Flaming Lips and Ke$ha are working on an album called ''Lip$ha''. [http://archive.is/Sq17h]
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Wayne Coyne announces that ''Lip$ha'' is cancelled, but claims he can't say why (but we all know that it's because Ke$ha and Pebe lied to him). [http://archive.is/oGe3u]
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Harold Karsenty marries Madison Paige Hamile. [http://registry.theknot.com/madison-hamile-harold-karsenty-august-2014/8272418]
The Flaming Lips tweet that {{sic|Lip$$ha|Lip$ha}} ''will'' be released... as soon as Ke$ha "works out her stuff with Luke". [http://archive.is/FeltJ]
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Harold Karsenty marries Madison Paige Hamile. [http://registry.theknot.com/madison-hamile-harold-karsenty-august-2014/8272418]
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Pebe claims that Dr. Luke is attempting to blackmail her into giving up writing credit on ''Timber'' by refusing to pay the other writers. A hilariously blatant lie since the song had already been out for over 2 years. [http://archive.is/jKsz8]
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Pebe accuses Max Martin of witnessing Dr. Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha. [http://archive.is/syI0L]
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[[Writing yourself into an article|GirlOnInternet]] begins researching Kesha and starts the first draft of ED's [[Kesha]] article. [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Kesha&oldid=876389]
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Ke$ha's fans stage another "[[Terrorism|protest]]" outside of Sony headquarters.
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Jeffrey Wahl, Austin's retarded friend, starts a retarded petition on the White House site. [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-allow-government-determine-if-person-was-raped]
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Ke$ha sings Lady Gaga's ''Til It Happens to You'' at the Humane Society Gala to honour [[Dogmongler|all of]] [[Whitney Wisconsin|the innocent]] [[Sarah Nyberg|animals that]] [[Dracoguard|have been]] [[Mr. Hands|victims of rape]].
Ke$ha sings Lady Gaga's ''Til It Happens to You'' at the Humane Society Gala to honour [[Dogmongler|all of]] [[Whitney Wisconsin|the innocent]] [[Sarah Nyberg|animals that]] [[Dracoguard|have been]] [[Mr. Hands|victims of rape]]. Christina Grimmie also sings at the event and poses with Ke$ha for several [[Selfie|photos]].
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ED's Kesha article is [[Slowpoke|finally moved to the mainspace]].
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A "[[Skiddie|hacker]]" named {{twitter|sw4ylol}} leaks Dr. Luke's phone number and the Animals begin another harassment campaign.
A "[[Skiddie|hacker]]" named sw4ylol hacks [[Katy Perry]] and then makes a tweet with her account calling [[DJ KEEMSTAR]] a fag.
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:::* The estimated time frame of when Dr. Luke was supposedly attempting to "blackmail" his "wife" (actually his girlfriend) into having an abortion is marked in red.
== Dates Unknown ==
{{Info|[[File:Itisamystery.gif|link=Mystery]] when these events occured. You can help by [[Research|solving the mystery]].}}
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Ke$ha breaks into [[Prince|Prince's]] house.
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Ke$ha [[vomit]]s in Paris Hilton's closet.
Ke$ha accuses Instagram user jackknife76 of calling her a "fat whore" (leading to massive amounts of [[reportfag]]gotry) and posts a horrific image of her flabby arse.
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Julianna Beasley comments on a YouTube video about Dr. Luke.
Sw4y rejoins Twitter as lolsw4y and hacks into Kylie Jenner and Kellie Pickler's accounts.
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Harold Karsenty proposes to Ke$ha.
Sw4y gets suspended again
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Ke$ha helps some homosexuals get engaged at Disney World's Gay Days.
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Ke$ha starts secretly dating Darren Craig.
Ke$ha covers ''Imagine'' by [[John Lennon]] at the [[Planned Parenthood]] Gala.
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Ke$ha locks her mum out of their hotel room with no shoes or money.
Christina Grimmie dies.
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Kevin James Loibl, an atheist ginger faggot, is identified as Christina Grimmie's killer.
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Ke$ha posts a photo of herself with Christina Grimmie (while she was alive lololol) and demands gun control.
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Ke$ha performs at Pittsburgh Pride in Pittsburgh.
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Omar Mateen, a homosexual Muslim faggot, [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|shoots up the Pulse nightclub]] and kills 49 homosexuals.
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Ke$ha comments on the second tragedy that occurred in Orlando.
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Lane Graves, a 2-year-old boy, is kidnapped by an alligator at a Disney resort.
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Lane Graves' body is recovered.
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Kesha tells the NY court that she won't be using her false abuse allegations against Dr. Luke to get out of her contract, focusing on "professional grievances".
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== Dates Unknown ==
{{Info|[[File:Itisamystery.gif|link=Mystery]] when these events occured. You can help by [[Research|solving the mystery]].}}
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Welcome to Encyclopædia Dramatica's comprehensive timeline of the Kesha saga. Here at ED we strive to provide you with accurate, unbiased and up-to-date information on shit nobody cares about such as Kesha. This is currently the most comprehensive and accurate timeline of Kesha's career and legal situation that is available on the internets, so fuck you if you're a social justice faggot who can't handle the facts that are presented on this page just because they don't fit your shitty feminist narrative.

ED's Overly Detailed Ke$ha Timeline

Date Event Location

May 1, 1776

Adam Weishaupt founds the Illuminati.

Ingolstadt, Bavaria

March 17, 1956

Rosemary Patricia "Pebe" Sebert hatches from a reptilian egg.

Michigan City, Indiana

September 26, 1973

Lukasz Sebastian Gottwald is born.

Providence, Rhode Island

March 18, 1981

Lagan Blue Sebert falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina.

June 4 - 12, 1986

Pebe gets knocked up again after fucking her friends to avoid getting AIDS from a sperm bank. Not even kidding.

March 1, 1987

Kesha Rose Sebert suddenly falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina while she's attending a party.

Los Angeles, California

May 1, 1991

F.A.R.T. the Movie is released. The film features an old woman identifying the scent of 4-year-old Kesha's fart as coming from a "very virile man".

1997

Dr. Luke joins Saturday Night Live as their lead guitarist.

NBC

October 12, 1999

Louie Sebert falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina.

March 2005

Dr. Luke calls Ke$ha's home and Nicole Richie hangs up on him.

The Sebert Residence

May 12, 2005

The Wedding Planner episode of The Simple Life airs. This episode features two whores staying at the Seberts' house while planning a wedding.

Fox

September 26, 2005

Kesha signed a contract with Lukasz "Dr. Luke" Gottwald and Kasz Money Productions, Inc.

October 5, 2005

Kesha attended Nicki Hilton's 22nd birthday party where she wasn't drugged or raped.

Paris Hilton's House

October 6, 2005

Kesha did not wake up naked in Dr. Luke's bed and did not phone her mum.

Dr. Luke's Bed

October 17, 2005

Dr. Luke joins an obscure social networking site known as "MySpace".

MySpace

December 6, 2005

Fred Goldring, Ke$ha's lawyer, emails Dr. Luke and attempts to terminate Ke$ha's contract.

December 13, 2005

Fred Goldring sends Dr. Luke another email.

January 27, 2006

Ke$ha enlists DAS Communications to find her a better contract within a year.

February 7, 2006

Gillian Bar, Luke's attorney, informs Kesha's attorney that Kesha is in breach of her contract.

February 26, 2006

Kesha failed to produce an album within 5 months as required by her contract with Kemosabe Records.

May 9, 2006

The Barbie Diaries is released, it features the song Invisible by Kesha.

August 28, 2006

Paris Hilton's single Nothing in This World is released. Ke$ha sings back up.

January 22, 2007

Ke$ha joins MySpace under the username "keshaishot".

MySpace

January 27, 2007

DAS Communications fails to find Ke$ha a contract within a year.

May 25, 2008

DAS Communications sent Ke$ha and Pebe an email in which they used "explicit language" when referring to Dr. Luke.

September 11, 2008

Ke$ha attempts to terminate her contract with DAS Communications and celebrates Jews Did WTC.

November 26, 2008

Ke$ha signs another contract with Dr. Luke's Prescription Songs.

November 28, 2008

Britney Spears' album Circus is released. The track "Lace and Leather" features background vocals by Ke$ha.

December 1, 2008

Ke$ha signs the first amendment to her contract.

January 27, 2009

Flo Rida's single Right Round is released. Ke$ha provides female vocals for the track.

May 18, 2009

Ke$ha signs the second amendment to her contract. This amendment involved merchandising or some shit.

June 9, 2009

DJ Stolen registers the iLeaks.com domain name.

June 10, 2009

The iLeaks Twitter account is registered.

Twitter

August 7, 2009

TiK ToK [sic], Ke$ha's debut single, is released. Everyone hates it.

September 6, 2009

Austin Ryan Dean joins Twitter.

Twitter

September 26, 2009 [citation needed]

Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she refers to him as "part of our family".

September 26, 2009[citation needed]

Ke$ha gives Luke a birthday card that says that he "keeps getting hotter every year".

October 13, 2009

Dr. Luke tweets a pic of Ke$ha sleeping on the job.

Twitter

December 4, 2009

Work on Animal is finished. [1]

January 1, 2010

Animal, Ke$ha's first album, is released.

February 4, 2010

Ke$ha uploads a video of her and her friends supposedly vandalizing the Hollywood sign. [2]

YouTube

March 19, 2010

Perez Hilton helps trend #KeshaWho after Ke$ha disses Britney Spears in her song Styrofoam.

Twitter

March 20, 2010

Ke$ha apologizes for calling Justin Bieber a baby. [3]

Twitter

May 1 - 2, 2010

Ke$ha plays at the Bamboozle Rock Festival.

New Jersey

May 2, 2010

iLeaks leaks Telephone by Britney Spears and wants people to pay them $750 to download it.

iLeaks

May 3, 2010

Ke$ha sucks on a man's bollocks and has a photo taken to commemorate the occasion.

Probably New Jersey

May 26, 2010

DAS Communications files a lawsuit against Ke$ha and Luke for breach of contract and interference. [4]

June 4, 2010

Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she says "You have changed our lives forever. I love you !!"

July 7, 2010[citation needed]

DJ Stolen leaks the first of Ke$ha's n00dz, an image featuring Ke$ha covered in cum.

July 16, 2010

The blog Shirt Talkers releases more of Ke$ha's n00dz. This time the images featured her having sex with her boyfriend at the time, Harold Karsenty. [5]

Shirt Talkers

September 10, 2010

Janusz Jerzy Gottwald, Luke's father, dies. [6]

Greenwich, Connecticut

September 13 - 22, 2010

Estimated beginning of the alleged abortion "blackmail".

November 13, 2010

Ke$ha goes skydiving and her parachute tragically doesn't fail.

Sydney, Ausfalia

November 19, 2010

Cannibal, Ke$ha's first extended play, is released.

November 19, 2010

Tickets for Ke$ha's Get Sleazy tour go on sale and immediately sell out.

December 9, 2010[citation needed]

DJ Stolen apologizes for hacking various celebrities.

December 12, 2010

Perez Hilton finally discovers the Ke$ha and Harold sex pics on Shirt Talkers and posts them on his site.

Perez Hilton

January 20, 2011

Bob Chamberlain claims that he is Ke$ha's father and produces evidence that the two were in contact until she was 18.

January 23, 2011

Walt Disney's Princess Ke$ha is released on Funny Or Die. It features a cartoon skunk raping Ke$ha's face.

Funny Or Die

February 15, 2011

Ke$ha's first show of her Get Sleazy tour. Unfortunately she didn't die of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.

Portland, Oregon

March 13 - 22, 2011

Estimated end of the alleged abortion "blackmail".

April 14, 2011

Ke$ha and Iggy Pop star in PETA's campaign against seal clubbing.

May 6, 2011

Ke$ha's final show of her Get Sleazy tour.

Los Angeles, California

May 17, 2011

Ke$ha asks her fans to send her their teeth.

Twitter

May 18, 2011

T-Pain posts a picture of himself and Ke$ha with a pile of money. Please contact the police if you know which bank they robbed.

Twitter

May 18, 2011

iLeaks takes its final leak on Twitter.

Twitter

June 11, 2011

Ava James, Luke and Jessica's daughter, is born alive and unaborted.

June 16, 2011

Ke$ha admits under oath that Dr. Luke never abused/raped/teabagged her. [7]

June 17, 2011[citation needed]

DJ Stolen is sentenced for hacking various celebrities, including Ke$ha.

June 23, 2011

Ke$ha loses her voice.

Somerset, England

June 24, 2011

Ke$ha's voice unfortunately returns in time for her "surprise" performance at Glastonbury.

Somerset, England

July 16, 2011

Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she says "I know you are going to be a great dad."

October 18, 2011

Pebe admits under oath that Dr. Luke never abused/raped/teabagged Ke$ha. [8]

November 10, 2011

Ke$ha registers the domain name putyourbeardinmymouth.com

GoDaddy

December 6, 2011

Ke$ha makes her first post on her Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr.

Put Your Beard In My Mouth

February 17, 2012

Jessica James reveals that she's pregnant again. [9]

Twitter

March 13, 2012

Ke$ha invents Cock Pop. [10]

Twitter

April 24, 2012

Ke$ha tweets a photo of herself urinating in the street and taunts the "PoPo" to catch her if they can.

Twitter

April 25, 2012

Ke$ha makes her last post on her Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr.

Put Your Beard In My Mouth

June 2012

Ke$ha claims that Luke "violently thrashed his arms" at her and forced her to hide in the mountains after she refused to sing lyrics about fat bitches for Crazy Kids.

June 2012

Ke$ha stops paying Kemosabe the royalties that she owes them.

July 5, 2012

The film Katy Perry: Part of Me is released. Ke$ha appears in it.

August 2, 2012

Wes James, Luke and Jessica's son, is born.

August 27, 2012

Ke$ha is detained by the Department of Homeland Security for smuggling an ivory snuff bottle into the US.

Los Angeles, California

September 25, 2012

Ke$ha's Die Young single is released.

November 20, 2012

Ke$ha's autobiography, entitled My Crazy Beautiful Life, is released.

November 21, 2012

The DAS Communications lawsuit is settled.

November 30, 2012

Ke$ha releases her second album, Warrior, which crashes harder than an aeroplane into a skyscraper.

December 4, 2012

Deconstructed, Ke$ha's second EP, is released.

December 6, 2012

Perez Hilton leaks the image of Ke$ha sucking a man's bollocks.

Perez Hilton

December 6, 2012

Ke$ha sings C'mon on The X Factor after whining about Perez Hilton for several hours.

Fox

December 14, 2012

Adam Lanza goes for the high score.

Newtown, Connecticut

December 18, 2012

Ke$ha apologizes for causing Adam Lanza to murder 20 children and then proceeds to lie about being "forced" to sing Die Young.

Twitter

December 20, 2012

Ke$ha admits that she lied about being "forced" to sing Die Young.

Ke$ha's Website

January 6, 2013

Ke$ha voices a character in the Robot Chicken episode "Papercut to Aorta".

Adult Swim

February 19, 2013

Clive Davis' memoir, The Soundtrack of My Life, is released. The book explains why Kelly Clarkson was butthurt over working with Dr. Luke and Max Martin.

March 29, 2013

Austin Dean leaks the unreleased Ke$ha song Dancing With the Devil.

SoundCloud

April 3, 2013

Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips reveals in a reddit AMA that The Flaming Lips and Ke$ha are working on an album called Lip$ha. [11]

reddit

April 14, 2013

Ke$ha and Snoop Dogg smoke weed on stage at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.

MTV

April 23, 2013

Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life begins airing its first season on MTV.

MTV

May 21, 2013

MTV shows Ke$ha drinking her own urine.

MTV

May 23, 2013

Ke$ha's first show of her Warrior tour.

Boston, Massachusetts

May 28, 2013

Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life ends its first season on MTV.

MTV

July 4, 2013

An 11-year-old Ke$ha fan named Nicole Kim Garcia fakes her death on Twitter and her BFF, Ashley Smith, starts the #RIPAnimalNicole hashtag.

Twitter

July 5, 2013

Ke$ha comments on Nicole's "death" and dedicates her next performance to her.

Twitter

August 1, 2013

Ke$ha's phallic jewellery line, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert, is released and quickly sells out.

September 10, 2013

"Rebecca Pimmel" starts the "Let Ke$ha have creative freedom" petition. Earliest known link to the petition dates back to September 10, 2013.

Care2

September 10, 2013

Austin Ryan Dean posts the petition on Twitter on behalf of "Rebecca Pimmel", he also emphasizes that he knows that the petition starter is a woman. [12]

Twitter

September 15, 2013

@FreeKeshaLuke (now @KeshaTODAY) joins Twitter.

Twitter

September 29, 2013

Steven Greenstreet, director of Ke$ha:My Crazy Beautiful Life, tweets images from Ke$ha's recent concert that show her fans holding anti-Dr. Luke signs along with the message "It’s come to this. #KeshaFans".

Twitter

October 7, 2013

Pitbull's single, Timber, is released. The song features Ke$ha and is currently her last song... and we hope that it fucking stays that way.

October 14, 2013

Pebe launches a harassment mob against Harold Karsenty which results in him being suspended from Twitter.

Twitter

October 15, 2013

FreeKeshaLuke a.k.a. MikeIsGay leaks What Ke$ha Wants: The Creative Freedom Movement, an entire album of her shittiest unreleased songs.

October 24, 2013

Ke$ha states in an interview that she doesn't have enough creative control.

Rolling Stone

October 29, 2013

Pebe Sebert sends Dr. Luke and his lawyer an e-mail where she attempts to extort him and threatens to blackmail him with Ke$ha's false rape accusations.

October 30, 2013

Pebe Sebert sends another email to add that she's planning on forwarding everything to the blogger who started "Free Kesha".

October 30, 2013

Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life begins airing its second season on MTV.

MTV

November 7, 2013

Wayne Coyne announces that Lip$ha is cancelled, but claims he can't say why (but we all know that it's because Ke$ha and Pebe lied to him). [13]

Twitter

December 18, 2013

Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life ends its second season on MTV.

MTV

December 30, 2013[citation needed]

Pebe sent out an email to numerous fans and bloggers claiming that Dr. Luke physically and emotionally abused Ke$ha.

December 31, 2013

Ke$ha uploads the official music video for the song "Dirty Love". The video was her directorial debut, which isn't much of an accomplishment considering that the whole video is just Ke$ha stripping and dancing with transvestites.

YouTube

January 3, 2014

Ke$ha checked into Timberline Knolls, an eating disorder treatment center.

Lemont, Illinois

January 11, 2014

"Rebecca Pimmel" joins Twitter to promote her shitty petition.

Twitter

February 1, 2014

 paigepuhlease receives a letter from Ke$ha. [14]

February 5, 2014

It's revealed that the LAPD is investigating online death threats against Dr. Luke.

March 5, 2014

Ke$ha changes her Twitter handle from keshasuxx to KeshaRose.

Twitter

March 6, 2014

Ke$ha was finally released from Timberline Knolls after doctors erroneously deemed her to no longer be a threat to society.

Lemont, Illinois

March 7, 2014

Ke$ha drops the dollar sign from her name in an attempt to look less Jewish.

April 27, 2014

Ke$ha is seen with Brad Ashenfelter for the first time.

May 4, 2014

The Flaming Lips tweet that Lip$$ha [sic] will be released... as soon as Ke$ha "works out her stuff with Luke". [15]

Twitter

August 2, 2014

Harold Karsenty marries Madison Paige Hamile. [16]

September 5, 2014

Simone Battle of G.R.L., a Kemosabe signed girl group, is found hanging in her closet. Ruled a suicide, but Ke$ha has never denied involvement in her death.

Los Angeles, California

October 14, 2014

Ke$ha files a LOLsuit against Dr.Luke and finally plays the rape card.

October 14, 2014

Dr. Luke files a defamation lawsuit against Ke$ha.

October 15, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.

Venice, California

October 16, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.

Venice, California

October 16, 2014

David Jacoby, Senior Vice-President of Sony Music, begins searching for a lawyer to represent Sony during the impending legal shitstorm. [17]

October 17, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.

Venice, California

October 18, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.

Venice, California

October 19, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.

Venice, California

October 20, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. Alberto then firmly affixed the summons to Ke$ha's door using stickers from a store-bought roasted chicken.

Venice, California

October 20, 2014

Alberto Gutiérrez mails a copy of the summons to Ke$ha to ensure that the bitch gets it.

Venice, California

October 21, 2014

The court declassifies Ke$ha and Pebe's depositions from the DAS Communications lawsuit.

December 2, 2014

Lady Gaga reveals that she was allegedly raped by a music producer early in her career.

The Howard Stern Show

December 2, 2014

Mark Geragos poses the deeply philosophical question "Guess who the rapists was?" and then responds "#bingo" when some faggot says "Lukasz".

Twitter

December 2, 2014

Lady Gaga's lawyers call Geragos out on his bullshit.

December 2, 2014

Geragos claims that Lady Gaga's lawyers are lying and then threatens to drag Lady Gaga to court to testify against Dr. Luke.

December 3, 2014

Pebe files a counter suit against Dr. Luke claiming that he caused her to develop PTSD.

December 8, 2014

Dr. Luke files a defamation lawsuit against Mark Geragos.

December 23, 2014

Ke$ha performed live with Yeast Infection.

Nashville, Tennessee

June 9, 2015[citation needed]

Ke$ha amends her lawsuit to include Sony. Ke$ha now claims that Sony knew about the abuse (that didn't actually exist) and did nothing about it.

September 9, 2015

Ke$ha gay marries Vittorio Masecchia & Felipe Noqueira.

September 19, 2015

Ke$ha's final show of her Warrior tour.

South Carolina

October 13, 2015

Sony rejects Ke$ha's proposal to work with them without any involvement from Kemosabe Records. Perhaps Sony would have been more receptive of this offer if the lying bitch hadn't added them to her lawsuit several months earlier.

October 19, 2015

Ke$ha appears in an episode of Jane the Virgin.

The CW

October 23, 2015

Jem and the Holograms, a reboot movie of the 80s animu of the same name, is released. Ke$ha has a small role in this shitty flop of a movie.

October 30, 2015

Mark Geragos files Ke$ha's request for an injunction. Interestingly, the filing claims that Ke$ha hasn't toured in "nearly a year" which is a blatant lie.

November 5, 2015

Pebe Sebert's Twitter account goes on a multi-tweet rant calling Luke a rapist urging a boycott of Sony. It's possible that these tweets were actually made by Ke$ha.

Twitter

November 11, 2015

Austin Dean starts his #FreeKesha petition.

Care2

November 11, 2015

KeshaTODAY tweets a link to Austin's petition.

Twitter

November 12, 2015

Austin tweets a link to his petition.

Twitter

November 14, 2015

"Rebecca Pimmel" links to Austin Dean's #FreeKesha petition.

Twitter

January 26, 2016

Ke$ha's fans stand outside of the courthouse and harass people as an act of "protest".

February 2, 2016

Pebe claims that Dr. Luke is attempting to blackmail her into giving up writing credit on Timber by refusing to pay the other writers. A hilariously blatant lie since the song had already been out for over 2 years. [18]

Twitter

February 3, 2016

Shirley Kornreich dismisses Dr. Luke's lawsuit against Pebe, Vector and Rovner.

February 10, 2016

Pebe accuses Max Martin of witnessing Dr. Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha. [19]

Twitter

February 19, 2016

New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich denies Ke$ha's request for an injunction. [20]

New York

February 19, 2016

Maggie Lindemann reveals that she still possesses common sense and is promptly eviscerated by the SJW horde.

Twitter

February 19, 2016

Brandon de la Cruz starts a GoFundMe campaign in an attempt to raise $2,000,000 and buy Ke$ha's contract from Sony.

GoFundMe

February 19, 2016

GirlOnInternet begins researching Kesha and starts the first draft of ED's Kesha article. [21]

Encyclopædia Dramatica

February 20, 2016

Some faggot finds the picture of sleeping Ke$ha on Twitter and immediately deems it to be "evidence".

Twitter

February 20, 2016

Dr. Luke realized that some faggot was about to turn an innocent photo into a big deal and attempts to delete the tweet and photo.

Twitter

February 20, 2016

Another faggot who managed to screencap both the photo and the deletion notice posts the screencaps.

Twitter

February 21, 2016

Taylor Swift donates $250,000 to Ke$ha.

February 21, 2016

Thousands of children needlessly starve to death in Ethiopia because noone donated $250,000 to help them.

Ethiopia

February 22, 2016

Dr. Luke makes a series of tweets defending himself from the vile and disgusting harassment of the #FreeKesha movement.

Twitter

February 23, 2016

TMZ digs up video of Ke$ha and Pebe swearing under oath that none of the accusations against Luke were true.

TMZ

February 23, 2016

Lena Dumbham makes a long blog post about how Ke$ha's case is rape culture or some shit. Neglects to mention her own history of making false rape accusations and molesting her sister.

Lenny Letter

February 24, 2016

Adele uses her acceptance speech at the 2016 Brit Awards to voice her support for Ke$ha and her lies.

February 24, 2016

Ke$ha thanks all of the idiots for their support and then claims that her frivolous lawsuit against Dr. Luke was never about getting a better contract.

Facebook

February 25, 2016

Mark Geragos responds to the deposition video by insisting that Ke$ha was threatened into lying under oath, he then proceeds to refer to Dr. Luke as a "monster".

February 25, 2016

Sony states that they are unable to release Ke$ha from her contract because her contract is not with them.

February 25, 2016

Charlie Puth commits wrongthink and is promptly harassed.

February 26, 2016

Luke's mum, Laura Gottwald, speaks out in support of her innocent son.

February 26, 2016

Ke$ha's fans stand outside of Sony's headquarters and harass people as an act of "protest".

New York City

February 28, 2016

Lady Gaga performs Til It Happens To You at the 88th Academy Awards, she dedicates the song to sexual assault survivors and for some reason includes Ke$ha.

Los Angeles, California

March 2, 2016

Luke's sister, Vezna Gottwald, speaks out in support of her innocent brother.

March 5, 2016

Ke$ha receives an award from the "Human Rights Campaign", a group that actually supports faggots instead of supporting starving children in China.

Nashville, Tennessee

March 6, 2016

Kelly Clarkson claims that she was "blackmailed" by her label into working with Dr. Luke. She also calls him a liar and "not a good man".

March 9, 2016

Shitty tabloid The Wrap publishes an article that claims that Sony is planning on dropping Dr. Luke.

The Wrap

March 9, 2016

The faggots of Twitter begin planning for the #SonyIsDroppingDrLukeParty.

Twitter

March 9, 2016

Ly Moula of Blahzé Misfits leaks all of Dr. Luke's drum kits and samples onto the internets.

Twitter

March 10, 2016

Pebe does an interview with Billboard where she lies her fucking arse off about the decade of "abuse". [22]

Billboard

March 11, 2016

Ke$ha's fans stage another "protest" outside of Sony headquarters.

New York City

March 18, 2016

An Encyclopædia Dramatica investigator confronts Ke$ha's fans with evidence that "Rebecca Pimmel" could be Ke$ha herself.

Twitter

March 19, 2016

"Rebecca Pimmel" responds to our inquiry and claims to be Austin Ryan Dean.

Twitter

March 22, 2016

Ke$ha files an appeal against Shirley Kornreich's ruling that compares her contract to slavery.

New York

March 22, 2016

The progressive libtard commenters on HuffPost begin frothing at the mouth and finally start calling Ke$ha a liar after her slavery comments.

Huffington Post

March 28, 2016

Ke$ha posts a picture of her fat arse in a bikini and demands that people stop fat shaming her because "ain't nobody got time for it".

Instagram

March 28, 2016

Ke$ha appears in the documentary series The Haunting of... where she recounts being haunted by a ghost named "Wild Bill". Srsly.

Lifetime Movie Network

March 31, 2016

Ke$ha appears as a guest judge in an episode of Project Runway All Stars.

Lifetime

April 3, 2016

Ke$ha claims that she rejected a deal that would have given her her "freedom" if she apologized for making false rape allegations.

Instagram

April 3, 2016

#FreeKesha began turning into #SaveKesha.

Twitter

April 5, 2016

Jessica James, Dr. Luke's girlfriend, makes a post mocking/parodying Ke$ha's recent Instagram post.

Instagram

April 5, 2016

Jessica James begins making all of her social media accounts private after receiving a torrent of harassment.

April 6, 2016

Ke$ha gets BTFO when Shirley Kornreich dismisses all but one of the claims in her LOLsuit against Sony. [23]

New York

April 6, 2016

Jeffrey Wahl, Austin's retarded friend, starts a retarded petition on the White House site. [24]

whitehouse.gov

April 7, 2016

Jennifer Lopez releases her single and "feminist anthem" Ain't Your Mama.

April 7, 2016

The spastics on Twitter begin harassing Jennifer Lopez via the #JLoSupportsRape hashtag after finding Dr. Luke listed in the credits for her new single.

Twitter

April 7, 2016

Demi Lovato makes a tweet promoting Jennifer Lopez's Ain't Your Mama and is promptly harassed. [25]

Twitter

April 12, 2016

Meghan Trainor reveals that Jennifer Lopez didn't know that Luke worked on Ain't Your Mama and noone cares.

April 13, 2016

Fashion designer Brian Lichtenberg releases a series of overpriced "Free Kesha" attire that feature a DeviantART quality drawing of Ke$ha.

April 15, 2016

Ke$ha is subpoenaed to give another deposition in June.

April 15, 2016

Ke$ha is photographed at LAX after getting blatantly obvious lip injections.

Los Angeles, California

April 17, 2016

Ke$ha makes a "surprise" appearance with Zedd at the 2016 Coachella Music Festival and sings "True Colours".

Indio, California

April 19, 2016

Austin Ryan Dean says that he'll "block & sue" anyone that he sees degrading Ke$ha's looks. Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy being fugly.

Twitter

April 20, 2016

Austin Ryan Dean quits Twitter forever. Fortunately, we were able to save plenty of info on this prick before he committed E-suicide.

Twitter

April 21, 2016

An entry for a new Ke$ha song entitled "Buried Alive" appears in the BMI database. [26]

BMI

April 24, 2016

Jessica James unlocks her Instagram and Kole Cluxton immediately begins harassing her and her father.

Instagram

April 25, 2016

Zedd posts a photo of himself and Ke$ha in a recording studio.

Instagram

April 25, 2016

Austin Ryan Dean unquits Twitter.

Twitter

April 26, 2016

Pebe drops her counterclaims against Dr. Luke, thus confirming that he did not cause her to develop PTSD.

April 27, 2016

Zedd announces Zedd & Kesha - True Colors.

Twitter

April 29, 2016

Zedd & Kesha - True Colors is released.

May 2, 2016

Ke$ha fires professional douchebag Mark Geragos and replaces him with Daniel Petrocelli.

May 5, 2016

Ke$ha "discovers" that one of her unreleased songs was used in a Korean commercial and tweets about it.

Twitter

May 6, 2016

Ke$ha's new legal team files yet another appeal that Shirley will surely deny.

May 7, 2016

Ke$ha sings Lady Gaga's Til It Happens to You at the Humane Society Gala to honour all of the innocent animals that have been victims of rape. Christina Grimmie also sings at the event and poses with Ke$ha for several photos.

Los Angeles, California

May 11, 2016

It was revealed that Ke$ha was planning to perform a "statement" act (i.e. slandering Dr. Luke under the guise of "art") at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards.

May 11, 2016

Ke$ha has a guest appearance on an episode of Nashville.

ABC

May 12, 2016

Nashville gets cancelled!

ABC

May 15, 2016

ED's Kesha article is finally moved to the mainspace.

Encyclopædia Dramatica

May 17, 2016

Kemosabe rescinds Ke$ha's permission to slander Dr. Luke at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards.

May 18, 2016

Ke$ha sings Bob Dylan's It Ain't Me Babe with Ben Folds.

Los Angeles, California

May 18, 2016

Kemosabe rescinds its rescinding of Ke$ha's permission to slander Dr. Luke at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards after she whines about how she only wanted to sing a Bob Dylan song.

May 22, 2016

Ke$ha performs at the BBMAs while dressed like a gay Colonel Sanders.

Los Vegas, Nevada

May 30, 2016

A "hacker" named sw4ylol hacks Katy Perry and then makes a tweet with her account calling DJ KEEMSTAR a fag.

Twitter

June 1, 2016

sw4ylol leaks Dr. Luke's phone number and the Animals begin another harassment campaign.

Twitter

June 1, 2016

sw4ylol gets suspended from Twitter.

Twitter

June 1, 2016

sw4ylol leaks Dr. Luke's phone number and the Animals begin another harassment campaign.

Twitter

June 3, 2016

Ke$ha accuses Instagram user jackknife76 of calling her a "fat whore" (leading to massive amounts of reportfaggotry) and posts a horrific image of her flabby arse.

Instagram

June 5, 2016

Sw4y rejoins Twitter as lolsw4y and hacks into Kylie Jenner and Kellie Pickler's accounts.

Twitter

June 5, 2016

Sw4y gets suspended again

Twitter

June 5, 2016

Ke$ha helps some homosexuals get engaged at Disney World's Gay Days.

Orlando, Florida

June 7, 2016

Sw4y rejoins Twitter as  sw4ylols and hacks into Lana Del Rey's account.

Twitter

June 9, 2016

Ke$ha covers Imagine by John Lennon at the Planned Parenthood Gala.

Washington, D.C.

June 10, 2016

Christina Grimmie is shot.

Orlando, Florida

June 11, 2016

Christina Grimmie dies.

Orlando, Florida

June 11, 2016

Kevin James Loibl, an atheist ginger faggot, is identified as Christina Grimmie's killer.

Twitter

June 11, 2016

Ke$ha posts a photo of herself with Christina Grimmie (while she was alive lololol) and demands gun control.

Instagram

June 11, 2016

Ke$ha performs at Pittsburgh Pride in Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh

June 12, 2016

Omar Mateen, a homosexual Muslim faggot, shoots up the Pulse nightclub and kills 49 homosexuals.

Orlando, Florida

June 12, 2016

Ke$ha comments on the second tragedy that occurred in Orlando.

Instagram

June 14, 2016

Jessica James' Twitter account is confirmed to have been made public again.

Twitter

June 14, 2016

Lane Graves, a 2-year-old boy, is kidnapped by an alligator at a Disney resort.

Orlando, Florida

June 15, 2016

Lane Graves' body is recovered.

Orlando, Florida

June 22, 2016

Utterly incompetent Florida park officials announce that they are "sure" that the alligator that killed Lane Graves has been captured and euthanized.

Orlando, Florida

August 12, 2016

Kesha tells the NY court that she won't be using her false abuse allegations against Dr. Luke to get out of her contract, focusing on "professional grievances".

New York

TBD

Ke$ha does an Amy Winehouse/Steve Irwin/Kurt Cobain.

TBD


  • The estimated time frame of when Dr. Luke was supposedly attempting to "blackmail" his "wife" (actually his girlfriend) into having an abortion is marked in red.

Dates Unknown

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Estimated Timeframe Event Location

2005-2008

Ke$ha breaks into Prince's house.

Prince's House

Ke$ha vomits in Paris Hilton's closet.

Paris Hilton's closet

Julianna Beasley comments on a YouTube video about Dr. Luke.

YouTube

2010

Harold Karsenty proposes to Ke$ha.

Between July 7 and September 19, 2010

Harold Karsenty breaks up with Ke$ha.

A month after the previous entry, dumbarse.

Harold Karsenty starts dating another woman a month after dumping Ke$ha.

Ke$ha starts secretly dating Darren Craig.

Ke$ha and Darren Craig break up.

Ke$ha locks her mum out of their hotel room with no shoes or money.

Las Vegas, Nevada

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