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{{AOTN|Greta Thunberg|Greta thunberg wow..jpg|
{{AOTN|Sanctioned Suicide|SanctionedSuicide.png|


''Greta [[Tintin]] Eleonora Ernman Thunberg''' is a {{age|2003|01|03}}-year-old [[autistic]] piece of [[Garbage|Euro trash]] from [[Sweden]], she occupies her time crying to social media about [[climate change]].
''''Sanctioned Suicide''' (a.k.a. '''[[CamelCase|SanctionedSuicide]]''', '''[[SS]]''' or '''[[Sasuke|SaSu]]''') is a [[forum|friendly online community]] that exists to offer [[Kill yourself|extremely helpful advice]] to [[Retards|people]] who are suffering from [[Emo|clinical depression]] and/or [[suicidal|suicidal ideations]]. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' (a.k.a. '''ASH'''). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the [[subreddit]] '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' which operated from [[2013]] until it was [[banned]] in [[2018]]. Following the ban from reddit, several [[incels]] decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is)


Like many environmentalists [[crybaby|crybabies]] that think that the world can be changed with speeches that point the finger at problems while throwing accusations blindly. She, and others like her, are unable of offering no real solutions while, at the same time, they shirk their generations' involvement in the problems of the world by dimishing their responsability and blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.
As of [[2023]], Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to [[at least 100]] suicides all around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]. It has also been used by numerous [[sick fucks]] who [[Fap|get off]] on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious [[irony]] in the [[fact]] that a community that's dedicated to [[An hero|the act of killing yourself]] has been around for {{Age|1990|11|21}} fucking years and has outlasted even [[AlGore|some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica]].


Relatively unknown, even after being made '''Time's''' '''Person of the Year''' until [[Trump|The Donald]] made a [[Twitter|Tweet]] suggesting that she burn a [[Marijuana|Doob]] and chill the [[fuck]] out.


Like so many [[Women|Girls]] her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make sammiches.
|Do It Faggot|Jazz Jennings|The Powerpuff Girls|Krampus}}
 
 
|She'll Fire Up The Ovens As They Won't Contribute To Global Warming|Jazz Jennings|The Powerpuff Girls|Krampus}}

Latest revision as of 00:36, 16 December 2023

Sanctioned Suicide

'Sanctioned Suicide (a.k.a. SanctionedSuicide, SS or SaSu) is a friendly online community that exists to offer extremely helpful advice to people who are suffering from clinical depression and/or suicidal ideations. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the Usenet group alt.suicide.holiday (a.k.a. ASH). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the subreddit r/SanctionedSuicide which operated from 2013 until it was banned in 2018. Following the ban from reddit, several incels decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is)

As of 2023, Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to at least 100 suicides all around the world. It has also been used by numerous sick fucks who get off on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious irony in the fact that a community that's dedicated to the act of killing yourself has been around for 34 fucking years and has outlasted even some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica.

(( Do It Faggot ))


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