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Welcome, JordanOpalanie

This is serious. READ IT.

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Mr.Jonzz 08:58, 3 February 2013 (EST)

I am confused

   
 
You know I don't deserve this treatment. Hell you don't even KNOW me. So why the hell do you think you can manipulate you shit like this. YOu are playing THEIR game. You are an unwitting pawn. You are sucking their cocks for free. This is what Introman and Zyklon want. THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT. NOT YOU.
 

 
 

— you

I don't know you yet know that you don't deserve something?

- Mr.Jonzz 08:57, 3 February 2013 (EST)

You are helping a bunch of trolls attacking me by reverting anything that goes into my article. Do you think you deserve troll cred because you are helping a bunch of tryhards who are obsessed with ruining my actual work. Seriously, what do you want from me? Money? Sex? Post your fucking paypal account and I'll give whatever you want as long as you live close to NJ. Just give me free rein to edit my article. Why don't you help someone for once in your life. You fucking can. you know you want to.  — Preceding comment added by JordanOpalanie (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I'm helping Trolls? YOU DON'T KNOW ME!... I reverted obvious vandalism and sorry, I don't have a Paypal account. - Mr.Jonzz 10:02, 3 February 2013 (EST)

Make a paypal account if your intersted but keep in mind YOUR GIVING ME POWER FIST.  — Preceding comment added by JordanOpalanie (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Lern2inglish...
"I haz a POWER FIST!"
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- Mr.Jonzz 10:33, 3 February 2013 (EST)

fuck off

Look, faggot, this is ED. We're not going to give you anything but a hard time for being a whiny, vandalizing cunt. Besides, in case your faggoty shemale feminist cissexist (and whatever the fuck else you identify as in that shitstain you call a blog) ass didn't get a clue, THIS IS ED YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

If you still don't get it, I'll spell it out for you: This is a wiki about internet drama devoted to the concept of lulz. If an insulting article is lulzy, it stays the fuck up, and we don't give a shit if it pisses you off. We don't want your money, we don't want to fuck your unwashed cock, and if you keep being a faggot, you'll be banned, and even more trolling material will be added about your stupid ass if you keep making a lolcow of yourself. DarkLordTR 10:00, 3 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

I'm going to tell you one thing, you vile dipshit, THAT is EXACTLY what the Introman and Zyklon want. They are using you and all your unwitting friends, Mr.Jonezz, Meepsheep etc to bully me FOR THEM. They wrote an article that is 3/4ths untruth and now they use you as fucking goons to enforce their work for them and scare away my customers. I KNOW your all transphobic, I dont fucking care. But you are defaming me IN THE WORST LIGHT POSSIBLE. This is why legislation supports transwomyn so much because I'm a fucking martyr for them. — Preceding comment added by JordanOpalanie (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Look dipshit, I don't give a shit what you are one way or the other, okay? I'm fucking cool with just about anything you want to be as long as you don't annoy the shit out of me about it, so quit taking yourself so seriously. Also, I had nothing to do with the article you're shitting blood over, nor the people you're pissed at.
Second, this is the goddamned internet, asshole. Turn off the fucking monitor, and all the mean words go away, k?
Finally, get the fuck over yourself. The more shit you type, the more I'm laughing at your butthurt. DarkLordTR 10:51, 3 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Oh, Robert. Still trying the bribery route. You're about to go into a group home, and this is how you spend your last miserable days at mom and dad's place? Never change, wraith lord. RSDuke 17:10, 3 February 2013 (EST)