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'''First world problems''' is a phrase used to belittle the suffering that first world citizens have to face on a daily basis. It's based on the premise that the third world is such a terrible place that first world problems are trivial when contrasted with the alleged daily trials that third world denizens face. This practice originated with [[Your mom|mothers]] who would coax children in to eating shitty food through the argument that third world kids would be grateful for even a sniff of the culinary disaster you've been shuffling around your plate for the past hour.
'''First world problems''' is a phrase used to belittle the suffering that first world citizens have to face on a daily basis. It's based on the premise that the third world is such a terrible place that first world problems are trivial when contrasted with the alleged daily trials that third world denizens face. This practice originated with [[Your mom|mothers]] who would coax children in to eating shitty food through the argument that third world kids would be grateful for even a sniff of the culinary disaster you've been shuffling around your plate for the past hour.


==The third world and liberal misconceptions==
==The Third World And Liberal Misconceptions==
This fallacy is rooted in the misconception that the third world is a grim and miserable place, so let's address some of the claims made by liberal media.
This fallacy is rooted in the misconception that the third world is a grim and miserable place, so let's address some of the claims made by liberal media.
===The third world is [[hella]] violent===
[[Image:Jenkem user.jpg|thumb|Children in Africa will from a very young age play a part in the political process.]]
Not true, and this is based on a lack of cultural understanding. Although rape and civil war are terrible things in the west, in Africa and the Middle East it's been a consistent part of their culture since time immemorial. The biggest mistake the western colonial powers made was in trying to suppress these natural needs for strife and sexual assault. Anyone who has seen Spanish or Italian women in conversation could be mistaken for thinking that they're arguing and on the verge of violence when in reality they're simply passionate and using languages far more emotive than English can be. The same is true of Africans who run around shooting anything they can't rape, and in cases of things that can be raped, they'll be shot anyway before or after being raped.


The Middle East is generally perceived as being a violent shit hole, populated almost entirely by suicidal nut jobs, fighting because they can't decide who is correctly interpreting the wishes of their invisible friend? Again, this is untrue. The Middle East is a vibrant and exotic part of the world, blessed with not one but three major religions.
===The Third World Is [[Hella]] Violent===
[[Image:Jenkem user.jpg|thumb|Children in Africa will play a part in the political process from a very young age.]]
Not true, and this is based on a lack of cultural understanding. Although rape, torture, mutilation, murder and civil war are all terrible things in the west, in Africa and the Middle East it's been a consistent part of their culture since time immemorial. The biggest mistake the [[White Devils|western colonial powers]] made was in trying to suppress these natural needs for strife and violence. Anyone who has seen [[Spanish]] or [[Italian]] women in conversation could be mistaken for thinking that they're arguing and on the verge of violence when in reality they're simply passionate and using languages far more emotive than English can be. The same is true of Africans who run around shooting anything they can't rape, and in cases of things that can be raped, they'll be shot anyway before or after being raped.


===The third world is poor===
The Middle East is generally perceived as being a shit hole of violence and despair, populated almost entirely by suicidal nut jobs, fighting because they can't decide who is correctly interpreting the wishes of their invisible friend. But again, this is untrue. The Middle East is a vibrant and exotic part of the world, blessed with not one but three major religions, and various minor ones.
[[Image:1st World Problems - 04.jpg|thumb|I just paid three dollars for a barely chilled bottle of Evian, and this kid's getting his bottle for free? Fuck you [[Boner|Bono!]]]]
A quick review of the [[CIA]] Fact Book reveals the cost of living in third world countries to be far lower than in the west. A miner in the congo can live on a salary of less than five dollars per day - just try doing that in Dayton, Ohio. The average American has little to no savings and a shit load of debt. Contrast this with Zimbabweans, where their government in 2009 had to print 1 trillion Zimbabwean Dollar banknotes because people had so much money! Think you're doing well pulling down 50k in the IT industry? Some grilled lizard seller by a roadside in Zimbabwe has a stack of those trillion Zimbabwean Dollar notes in his back pocket, and your net worth is south of 0.


===Government and medical care are disorganised and of poor quality===
===The Third World Is Poor===
Obama's efforts to roll-out universal healthcare pale in comparison to the work of Gambia's president (for life), Yahya Jammeh, who in 2007 announced that he'd personally discovered the cure to AIDS. He did so with the equivalent of a [[Shit|high school diploma]] and gave an almighty middle finger to the rest of the [[faggot|medical professionals]] around the world. Even in 2012 AIDS sufferers in America still don't have access to a cure, and this nigger's running around [[lie|curing]] it with a bunch of herbs! As well as AIDS, Jammeh's herbs can also cure asthma - a chronic condition that western medicine can alleviate but not cure. As well as Jammeh's work, other African scientists found that AIDS can be cured through sex with virgins.
[[Image:1st World Problems - 04.jpg|thumb|I just paid three dollars for a barely chilled bottle of Evian, and this kid's getting his bottle for free? Fuck you, [[Boner|Bono!]]]]
A quick review of the [[CIA]] Fact Book reveals the cost of living in third world countries to be far lower than in the west. A miner in the Congo can live on a salary of less than five dollars per day - just try doing that in [[White trash|Dayton, Ohio.]] The average American has little to no savings and a [[College|shit load of debt.]] Contrast this with Zimbabweans, where their government in 2009 had to print 1 trillion Zimbabwean Dollar banknotes because people had so much <s>money</s> currency! Think you're doing well pulling down 50k in the IT industry? Some grilled lizard seller by a roadside in Zimbabwe has a stack of those trillion Zimbabwean Dollar notes (value: ~$50) in his back pocket, and your net worth is south of 0.


African countries enjoy far more political stability than the west. Gambia's Yahya Jammeh is a picture of stability, having been in power since 1994. By contrast, no American president has served more than 8 years in power. This is largely due to western democracies and their distrust of the electorate.
===Government And Medical Care Are Disorganized And Of Poor Quality===
Barack Obama's efforts to roll-out universal healthcare pale in comparison to the work of the Gambia's president (for life), Yahya Jammeh{{muslim}}, who in 2007 announced that he had personally discovered the cure to AIDS. He did [[Nothing|so]] with the equivalent of a [[high school]] diploma and gave an almighty middle finger to the rest of the [[Doctor|medical professionals]] around the world. Even in 2012 AIDS sufferers in America still do not have access to a cure, and this individual is [[lie|curing]] it with potpourri! As well as AIDS, Jammeh's [[bullshit|herbs]] can also cure asthma - a chronic condition that western medicine can alleviate but not cure. To add to Jammeh's work, other African scientists found that AIDS can be cured through [[Miracle|sex with virgins]].


The standard approach to elections in Africa and the Middle East is to assume that voters who got it right first time do not need to be asked again every every few years, particularly when a candidate received upwards of 100% of the popular vote. Zimbabweans elected [[Zimbabwe|Adolf Mugabe]] to be their President For Life, and since 1987 have enjoyed unprecedented [[freedom]] from decision making, [[Death|rude health]] and [[Ruination|financial success]]. Given such a paradise, is it unreasonable for Mugabe to be [[Violence |passionate]] when defending his rule?
African countries enjoy far more political stability than the west. The Gambia's Yahya Jammeh is a paragon of stability, having been in office since 1994. By contrast, no American president has served more than twelve years in office. This is largely due to western populations and their distrust of their governments.
===Religious conflict is rampant===
 
The standard approach to elections in Africa and the Middle East is to assume that voters who got it right the first time do not need to be asked again every every few years, particularly when a candidate received upwards of 100% of the popular vote. Zimbabweans elected [[Zimbabwe|Robert Mugabe]] to be their President For Life, and since 1987 have enjoyed unprecedented [[freedom]] from decision making, [[Death|rude health]] and [[Profit|financial success]]. Given such a paradise, is it unreasonable for Mugabe to be [[Violence|passionate]] when defending his presidency? [https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/ive-robbed-state-zimbabwe-chaos-mourns-60505359 Oh, wait...]
 
===Religious Conflict Is Rampant===
[[Image:Islamist_demonstration.jpg|thumb|To western eyes this appears provocative and violent, but only when taken out of context.]]
[[Image:Islamist_demonstration.jpg|thumb|To western eyes this appears provocative and violent, but only when taken out of context.]]
As evidenced by the [[Redneck|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are practically infested with strong religious belief, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad|peace]] and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the cheerful rancor seen at western sporting events.
As evidenced by the [[Redneck|red states]] of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are supersaturated with fanaticism, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in [[Jihad|peace]] and enjoy [[Genocide|spirited debate]]. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the exuberant rancor seen at [[Hockey|western sporting events]].
[[image:1277583750586.jpg|thumb|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]
[[image:1277583750586.jpg|thumb|Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.]]
Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel pain or suffering as we in the west do, because they're stronger. A western woman having her genitals trimmed and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad then why do so many women in these countries support it?
Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel [[rape|pain]] or [[pussy|suffering]] as we in the west do, because they're [[The Crackhead|stronger]]. A western woman having her cunt sliced down and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad, then why do so many women in these countries support it?
===[[Women]] treated poorly===
 
===[[Women]] Are [[Oppression Hierarchy|Treated Poorly]]===
[[Image:Cccamfone.jpg|thumb|A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?]]
[[Image:Cccamfone.jpg|thumb|A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?]]
Nothing could be further from the truth. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions that prevent them from enjoying life. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:
Bald faced fiction. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions where they have a commanding role in which prevent them from enjoying life, and arguably for as long as "the First World" has ever existed. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:
 
====How do I balance a career with being a mother?====
====How do I balance a career with being a mother?====
You will have no career. Your husband shall provide for you, and you will honor your family by being a good wife.
You will have no career. Your husband shall provide for you, and you will honor your family by being a good wife.


====I enjoy sex, is that wrong?====
====I enjoy sex, is that wrong?====
Yes, and you wouldn't be in this situation if your parents had circumcised you.
Yes, and you wouldn't be in this situation if your monstrous parents bothered to circumcised you.
====I'm 18 and My boyfriend is a [[Basement dweller|deadbeat]], spending most of his time playing [[video games]] and reading [[Fapping|anime]]. Why is he so neglectful of me?====
 
You expect him to respect a whore? In my country you would have been married long ago, to a suitable cousin of your father's choosing. You are ruined and have brought shame upon your family.
====I'm 18 and my boyfriend is a [[Basement dweller|deadbeat]], spending most of his time playing [[video games]] and reading [[Fapping|anime]]. Why is he so neglectful?====
====My husband beats me====
You expect him to respect a [[whore]]? In my country you would have been married long ago, to a suitable cousin of your father's choosing. You are ruined and have brought shame upon your family and will be honor-pwnt.
And the problem being?
 
====My husband beats me.====
[[Cool story bro|And the problem being]]?
 
====[[Republican]] attacks on women's reproductive freedom worry me, but I don't agree with Obama's [[Socialism|socialist agenda]]. Who should get my vote?====
====[[Republican]] attacks on women's reproductive freedom worry me, but I don't agree with Obama's [[Socialism|socialist agenda]]. Who should get my vote?====
This is a decision for men. Why is dinner not ready?
This is a decision for men. [[In the kitchen|Why is dinner not ready]]?
 
====There are too many [[Anita Sarkeesian|damsels in distress]] in video games.  [[No|This needs to stop]]!====
You're a grown up now.  Games are for kids.
 
====There's little opportunity for women to have leadership roles in fields dominated by men.====
Women already have your own realm outside the world of men (domestic roles, educating your children), places where a man has no business. Would you want men and women to switch roles, with men cleaning up after your children and women doing the [[Call Center|heavy manual work]]?
 
====In Conclusion====
Women in First World countries (namely [[Skeezer|white women]]) are, at least, the second least oppressed and second most privileged group around. Honestly they may be the first least oppressed group because of the way white parents treat their precious white daughters as [[Snowflake|princesses]]... despite the fact that this simply sets them up for disappointment when the rest of the world doesn't treat them like princesses just the same. This seems to bring all their protesting and anger into sharp focus: ''"we deserve more than all the rights we already have because we're daddy's little princess, and daddy's little princess ALWAYS gets what she wants!"''


==Examples of first world problems==
==Examples Of First World Problems==
*[[ED]] [[captcha]] offering shitty unreadable words
*[[ED]] [[captcha]] offering shitty unreadable words
*[[Steam]] servers down
*[[Steam]] servers down
*[[Wine|White wine]] served at room temperature
*[[Wine|White wine]] served at room temperature
*Getting [[Almost Rape]]d
*Forgot to record [[Firefly]]
*Forgot to record [[Firefly]]
*Having to vote
*Having to vote
*[[School shooting]]
*[[Amanda Todd|Cyber-bullying]]
*Facebook [[defriend|unfriending]]
*Being called a [[The R Word|"retard"]]
*People don't recognize your made-up [[Personal Pronouns|pronouns]]
*Having to suffer through a warm beer at a picnic.
*Having a Rich [[Jew]]{{Jew}} dad like [[Nick Simmons]] and getting butt hurt when [[fanboys]] catch you [[Tracing]] and [[steal|plagerizing]] their favorite [[manga]] and now, even 10 years after the fact, you're still suffering massive butt pain that when a [[wannabe]] [[hipster]] calls you a tracer on your twitter, that you have to send them a 3 page letter informing the hipster of how your dad told you that you can sue them for defimation of character if they continue.  So serious, do it. @nicktsimmons
*Men spreading their legs on public transport.
*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]
*[[Anorexia]]
*[[Atheism]]
*Wikipedia [[Edit war]]s
*Another [[Chris Chan]] video.
*Women dressing as they wish and driving cars
*Women dressing as they wish and driving cars
*Drinking no-name bottled water because San Pellegrino is unavailable
*Your boyfriend forgets about your birthday/anniversary/Valentine's Day
*Parents bought you a brand new car - wrong color
*Drinking no-name bottled water because San Pellegrino is unavailable.
*Your supermarket doesn't carry organic yoghurt.
*Parents bought you a brand new car - wrong color.
*The [[iPhone]] battery only lasts 6 hours per charge.
*Not enough gay characters in [[Disney]] movies.
*Getting [[Trigger Warning|Triggered]]
*[[Obama|Black president]]
*[[Obama|Black president]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[Germany|Women]] [[Good Korea|presidents]]
==Examples of third world problems==
*[[Tranny|Trannies]]
*Immigrants
*[[Onigojirakaiju|This faggot.]]
*Your college doesn't have a gender-neutral bathroom.
*Not being allowed to breastfeed in public.
*[[Rebecca Watson|A man tries to strike up a conversation in the elevator]].
*It's not [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H30YrFg3rqQ Guitar Hero].
 
==Examples Of Third World Problems==
*Being lectured to and bothered by westerners
*Being lectured to and bothered by westerners
*Finding food and water
*Living
*Becoming a child soldier for [[Joseph Kony|KONY 2012]]
*Becoming a child prostitute for [[Pedobear|White Devils]]
*Getting bombed to smithereens by [[Jews]]
*Malaria
*Cholera
*[[Ebola]]
*[[Zika]]
*Schistosomiasis
*Sharjah Ruler
*[[AIDS]]
*Blood Diamonds
*Being a 3 year old virgin girl and getting raped because some dumb  nigger thinks fucking a virgin will cure the [[AIDS]].
*Getting sold at 6 years old to a whore house.
*Being born a girl in China and getting rice paddy stomped.
*Bomb vests never being in the size or color you want.


==Gallery of guilt==
==Gallery Of Guilt==
{{cg|Third world is best world|thirdworldgallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Third world is best world!|Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|Third world mothers don't lie to their children.
Image:My nose itches.jpg
Image:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|Horrible meme
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|Academia thrives in Africa
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|Academia thrives in Africa
Image:111jnmu.JPG|Her modesty is a credit to her family, and her bushy moustache the pride of the village
Image:111jnmu.JPG|Her modesty is a credit to her family, and her bushy moustache the pride of the village
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Badbaby.jpg|Your kid is fucking up in Math and too damn lazy to clean his room. This kid has a pocket full of ball bearings and explosives, and a ticket for a [[Jews|Tel Aviv]] bus. He's going somewhere, unlike the long overdue abortion you raised.
Image:Badbaby.jpg|Your kid is fucking up in Math and too damn lazy to clean his room. This kid has a pocket full of ball bearings and explosives, and the a ticket for a Tel Aviv bus
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:ZoeAnitaUNbitchin.png|[[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita]] and [[Zoe Quinn|Zoe]] tell the UN how horrible it is to have people disagree with your opinions.
Image:Muslim Date.jpg|Unlike western whores, you'll be marrying this one before you even so much as catch a glimpse of her unibrow
Image:Muslim Date.jpg|Unlike western whores, you'll be marrying this one before you even so much as catch a glimpse of her unibrow
Image:Muhammad-does-Jesus.jpg|All religions co-exist peacefully in the Heaven on Earth that is the Middle East
Image:Muhammad-does-Jesus.jpg|All religions co-exist peacefully in the Heaven on Earth that is the Middle East
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Image:Burqatits.jpg|Western women trying to adopt third world culture, but [[doing it wrong]]
Image:Burqatits.jpg|Western women trying to adopt third world culture, but [[doing it wrong]]
Image:Freedom-go-to-hell.jpg|Muslims long ago realised that freedom is bad, except when it's [[Paradox|the freedom to criticise freedom]], or something along those lines
Image:Freedom-go-to-hell.jpg|Muslims long ago realised that freedom is bad, except when it's [[Paradox|the freedom to criticise freedom]], or something along those lines
Image:1st_World_Problems_-_Rich_Little_White_Girl_Tragedy.jpg
Image:1st_World_Problems_-_Accidentally_Clicked.jpg
Image:1st_World_Problems_-_I_Hate_My_Government.jpg
Image:1st_World_Problems_&_Feminism_-_True_Victims.jpg
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*[[White guilt]]
*[[White guilt]]
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Latest revision as of 21:29, 26 January 2019

Nobody knows the troubles I've seen...

First world problems is a phrase used to belittle the suffering that first world citizens have to face on a daily basis. It's based on the premise that the third world is such a terrible place that first world problems are trivial when contrasted with the alleged daily trials that third world denizens face. This practice originated with mothers who would coax children in to eating shitty food through the argument that third world kids would be grateful for even a sniff of the culinary disaster you've been shuffling around your plate for the past hour.

The Third World And Liberal Misconceptions

This fallacy is rooted in the misconception that the third world is a grim and miserable place, so let's address some of the claims made by liberal media.

The Third World Is Hella Violent

Children in Africa will play a part in the political process from a very young age.

Not true, and this is based on a lack of cultural understanding. Although rape, torture, mutilation, murder and civil war are all terrible things in the west, in Africa and the Middle East it's been a consistent part of their culture since time immemorial. The biggest mistake the western colonial powers made was in trying to suppress these natural needs for strife and violence. Anyone who has seen Spanish or Italian women in conversation could be mistaken for thinking that they're arguing and on the verge of violence when in reality they're simply passionate and using languages far more emotive than English can be. The same is true of Africans who run around shooting anything they can't rape, and in cases of things that can be raped, they'll be shot anyway before or after being raped.

The Middle East is generally perceived as being a shit hole of violence and despair, populated almost entirely by suicidal nut jobs, fighting because they can't decide who is correctly interpreting the wishes of their invisible friend. But again, this is untrue. The Middle East is a vibrant and exotic part of the world, blessed with not one but three major religions, and various minor ones.

The Third World Is Poor

I just paid three dollars for a barely chilled bottle of Evian, and this kid's getting his bottle for free? Fuck you, Bono!

A quick review of the CIA Fact Book reveals the cost of living in third world countries to be far lower than in the west. A miner in the Congo can live on a salary of less than five dollars per day - just try doing that in Dayton, Ohio. The average American has little to no savings and a shit load of debt. Contrast this with Zimbabweans, where their government in 2009 had to print 1 trillion Zimbabwean Dollar banknotes because people had so much money currency! Think you're doing well pulling down 50k in the IT industry? Some grilled lizard seller by a roadside in Zimbabwe has a stack of those trillion Zimbabwean Dollar notes (value: ~$50) in his back pocket, and your net worth is south of 0.

Government And Medical Care Are Disorganized And Of Poor Quality

Barack Obama's efforts to roll-out universal healthcare pale in comparison to the work of the Gambia's president (for life), Yahya Jammeh☪, who in 2007 announced that he had personally discovered the cure to AIDS. He did so with the equivalent of a high school diploma and gave an almighty middle finger to the rest of the medical professionals around the world. Even in 2012 AIDS sufferers in America still do not have access to a cure, and this individual is curing it with potpourri! As well as AIDS, Jammeh's herbs can also cure asthma - a chronic condition that western medicine can alleviate but not cure. To add to Jammeh's work, other African scientists found that AIDS can be cured through sex with virgins.

African countries enjoy far more political stability than the west. The Gambia's Yahya Jammeh is a paragon of stability, having been in office since 1994. By contrast, no American president has served more than twelve years in office. This is largely due to western populations and their distrust of their governments.

The standard approach to elections in Africa and the Middle East is to assume that voters who got it right the first time do not need to be asked again every every few years, particularly when a candidate received upwards of 100% of the popular vote. Zimbabweans elected Robert Mugabe to be their President For Life, and since 1987 have enjoyed unprecedented freedom from decision making, rude health and financial success. Given such a paradise, is it unreasonable for Mugabe to be passionate when defending his presidency? Oh, wait...

Religious Conflict Is Rampant

To western eyes this appears provocative and violent, but only when taken out of context.

As evidenced by the red states of America, strong religious belief and its involvement in government is always a positive thing. Third world countries are supersaturated with fanaticism, and as to be expected from religions claiming divine wisdom, adherents of differing creeds live in peace and enjoy spirited debate. For an outsider it may appear as if all sides, some of which claiming to belong to the same religion, are engaged in civil war and campaigns of murderous terror. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In the third world, bombings and machete massacres are broadly comparable to the exuberant rancor seen at western sporting events.

Canadian hockey fans lead the way towards western adoption of third world conflict resolution strategies.

Doesn't it hurt to be shot, mutilated or raped? Sure, if you're a westerner raised to feel that way. In the third world people don't feel pain or suffering as we in the west do, because they're stronger. A western woman having her cunt sliced down and sewn shut would suffer greatly, while in Muslim countries this is nothing more than a formality that marks their entry in to womanhood. If it's so bad, then why do so many women in these countries support it?

Women Are Treated Poorly

A "liberated" western woman. Does she look happy?

Bald faced fiction. Women in third world countries are just as important as men, only men are in charge and are more important. Western women have a dizzying number of responsibilities and distractions where they have a commanding role in which prevent them from enjoying life, and arguably for as long as "the First World" has ever existed. To illustrate this, the following section applies third world answers to first world womens' issues:

How do I balance a career with being a mother?

You will have no career. Your husband shall provide for you, and you will honor your family by being a good wife.

I enjoy sex, is that wrong?

Yes, and you wouldn't be in this situation if your monstrous parents bothered to circumcised you.

I'm 18 and my boyfriend is a deadbeat, spending most of his time playing video games and reading anime. Why is he so neglectful?

You expect him to respect a whore? In my country you would have been married long ago, to a suitable cousin of your father's choosing. You are ruined and have brought shame upon your family and will be honor-pwnt.

My husband beats me.

And the problem being?

Republican attacks on women's reproductive freedom worry me, but I don't agree with Obama's socialist agenda. Who should get my vote?

This is a decision for men. Why is dinner not ready?

There are too many damsels in distress in video games. This needs to stop!

You're a grown up now. Games are for kids.

There's little opportunity for women to have leadership roles in fields dominated by men.

Women already have your own realm outside the world of men (domestic roles, educating your children), places where a man has no business. Would you want men and women to switch roles, with men cleaning up after your children and women doing the heavy manual work?

In Conclusion

Women in First World countries (namely white women) are, at least, the second least oppressed and second most privileged group around. Honestly they may be the first least oppressed group because of the way white parents treat their precious white daughters as princesses... despite the fact that this simply sets them up for disappointment when the rest of the world doesn't treat them like princesses just the same. This seems to bring all their protesting and anger into sharp focus: "we deserve more than all the rights we already have because we're daddy's little princess, and daddy's little princess ALWAYS gets what she wants!"

Examples Of First World Problems

Examples Of Third World Problems

  • Being lectured to and bothered by westerners
  • Finding food and water
  • Living
  • Becoming a child soldier for KONY 2012
  • Becoming a child prostitute for White Devils
  • Getting bombed to smithereens by Jews
  • Malaria
  • Cholera
  • Ebola
  • Zika
  • Schistosomiasis
  • Sharjah Ruler
  • AIDS
  • Blood Diamonds
  • Being a 3 year old virgin girl and getting raped because some dumb nigger thinks fucking a virgin will cure the AIDS.
  • Getting sold at 6 years old to a whore house.
  • Being born a girl in China and getting rice paddy stomped.
  • Bomb vests never being in the size or color you want.

Gallery Of Guilt

Third world is best world! About missing Pics
  • Horrible meme
    Horrible meme
  • Academia thrives in Africa
    Academia thrives in Africa
  • Her modesty is a credit to her family, and her bushy moustache the pride of the village
    Her modesty is a credit to her family, and her bushy moustache the pride of the village
  • Your kid is fucking up in Math and too damn lazy to clean his room. This kid has a pocket full of ball bearings and explosives, and a ticket for a Tel Aviv bus. He's going somewhere, unlike the long overdue abortion you raised.
    Your kid is fucking up in Math and too damn lazy to clean his room. This kid has a pocket full of ball bearings and explosives, and a ticket for a Tel Aviv bus. He's going somewhere, unlike the long overdue abortion you raised.
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