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Latest revision as of 17:07, 3 September 2021
Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
Wayfair Inc. is an American internet company that specializes in the sale and trafficking of home-goods and children that is second only to Amazon.
Established in 2002, Wayfair's steady increase in sales allowed the company to rapidly expand to meet consumer demand. Currently, Wayfair is headquartered in Boston with many warehouses and offices worldwide.
Child Trafficking Inc.
On July 10th 2020, one casual shopper noticed some overpriced chinese items with odd children's names listed for over $10,000 USD. As most redditor's do, they promptly jumped to the conclusion that Wayfair is a child trafficking storefront/money laundering operation that delivers cheese pizza in cabinets for fun and profit. After the original post on r/conspiracy gained traction, more concerned citizens and Pizzagate enthusiasts rapidly became interested in the peculiar store listings.
By using the intarwebs, the internet investigators quickly realized that ZOMG! THE NAMES IN THE LISTINGS ARE ALSO THE NAMES OF MISSING CHILDREN!!!!1!. Many threads were created drawing ties to expensive wayfair listings and children in missing persons databases. The resulting shitstorm was eventually half assedly debunked by Snopes and covered extensively by mainstream media calling it Pizzagate 2: The Overpriced Cabinet Boogaloo. Nothing to see here folks! I mean who even has that kind of money to spend on that sweet sweet lolicon delivered directly to your door?
— Wayfair's boilerplate response to child trafficking allegations |
Wayfair Cares About Kids™
In a philanthropic bid to outdo Ikea, Wayfair accepted a 2019 contract to provide beds for children in migrant detention camps on the Texas border.
Massive liberal butthurt ensued and hundreds of Wayfair employees walked out on their jobs in protest.
In response, Wayfair donated all $86,000 of the contract profits to charities that smuggle immigrants back into the USA to endlessly perpetuate the cycle. One must appreciate the irony of underage Chinese sweatshop workers making beds for spic children in the USA.
Gallery
See Also
- Conspiracy Theory
- One click
- Add to cart
- Jeffrey Epstein - Wayfair's Air-Freight Coordinator
- Bill Clinton
- Pizzagate
External Links
- Original Reddit post on r/conspiracy
- Snopes knows where to get CP, and Wayfair is NOT it
- CNN on Wayfair's detention center contract
Wayfair is part of a series on Visit the Truth Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article July 14 through 17, 2020 | ||
Preceded by Kevin Mann |
Wayfair | Succeeded by Giving Advice |