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| '''Hambeast''' (aka '''Fat''', '''Fatass''', '''Lardass''') is a word that describes [[you]], [[Anonymous]], and about [[95%]] of all [[LiveJournal]]; actually, about 95% of all on the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. Fatties, along with rednecks, are the only people it is politically correct to make fun of, although [[transsexual]]s have no legal protections in most jurisdictions and can be freely harassed. Finding a fat tranny to harass would be an [[epic win]]. Finding a fat, redneck tranny to harass would be a once in a lifetime chance for extreme [[lulz]].
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| Fat people are abominations, the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, [[justice|they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people they stole life-saving food from.]] A fatty is without exception [[angry]], bitter, and cynical. They like to eat, talk trash with their [[hugbox|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, eat in public, [[BAW|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow|their kind]], and most importantly, eat while crying. Although in some cases, there are people who are naturally born fat. And even then, there is sometimes a [[abortion|solution.]]
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| ==Fat Mentality==
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| [[Image:Bustin_OUT.jpg|thumb|HNNNNGGGG]]
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| [[Image:Bigcameltoe.jpg|thumb|Fatty with moose knuckle.]]
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| [[Image:MANTHEHARPOONS.jpg|thumb|MAN THE HARPOONS!!]]
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| Fat people possess '''[[retard|fat mentality]]''', which subscribes to the following assumptions (and their rebuttals):
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| *[[Bullshit|It is not my fault I am fat.]]
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| :Yes, it is. It's never the bullet. It's always the sniper.
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| *Because I am fat, I can be a [[bitch]].
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| :No, even if your body doesn't drive people away, your attitude will.
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| *[[lolwut|If I'm a bitch and people don't like me, it's because I am fat, and they are racists.]]
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| :Nobody likes a fatty. Seriously. Unless they're [[sick fucks]]. And since when is being fat a race?
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| *Real women have curves.
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| :Curves ≠ balloons of fat.
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| *[[Madonna|Marilyn Monroe]] was a size sixteen.
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| :She was actually a size 8, 5'5", and weighed roughly 112 lbs-- putting her at a BMI of 21, overweight being 25. [http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.asp Snopes debunked that shit]. The [[lie|size 16 myth]] was circulated by fatties, to feel better about their own lard asses. Weight notwithstanding, [[truth|Marilyn Monroe was hot]], you are [[fugly|ugly]].
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| *I am a [[Victim complex|victim]].
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| :No, you are a fat [[whore]], and [[truth|nobody forced you to eat so damn much]].
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| *You must change the airplane seats to fit my enormous fat [[ass]].
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| :If you stopped eating so much, you wouldn't have that problem in the first place. Or, stop being so cheap and pay for the bigger first class seats.
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| *I deserve a free electric mobility cart because Twinkies aren't a choice.
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| :You deserve a push down a flight of stairs.
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| *I have had sex with [[at least 100|over 100]] men from bars, I must be a [[whore|<s>hottie</s>!]]
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| :[[Beer]] makes everybody look better, honey.
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| *More cushion for the pushing.
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| :I do not want to wonder if I am fucking your pussy or your [http://thefupa.com sweaty folds].
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| *Fat Chicks need [[sex|loving]] too.
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| :Yes that may be true, but just not from me or you.
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| *If you find me unattractive, you're fat-phobic.
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| :I find you disgustingly repulsive, as does the rest of the normal human populace.
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| :Fat-phobic and proud, baby. Call the [[whaaambulance]].
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| *Being fat is due to genetics.
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| :Unless your genetics involved not being able to put the fucking fork down, [[STFU]]
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| *Would you rather look at at anorexic bag of bones?
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| :So people have two choices only, looking like a blimp or a skeleton?
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| *You're just jealous of my confidence.
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| :No, I pity your self delusions. I'm pretty confident no one wants to look like you.
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| *I'm taking hormones to help lose weight.
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| :No, you're just a fat bitch with a stache.
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| [[Some say]] that the fat mentality is the main reason fat people are unattractive. This is a big fat [[lie]]. Fat people are unattractive because they are [[b|a bloated mockery of the human form and they reek because they can't reach to clean in between all the rolls.]]
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| ==Obesity and Oral Sex==
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| [[Image:DSC00666.JPG|thumb|The only thing fat girls are good for....]]
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| It should be noted that fat chicks give great [[fellatio|head]]. They have also been known to have warm vaginas, because their fat thighs insulate heat better, but I digress. Fat girls give the best head because having things in their mouths gives them pleasure. This is why they are fat - it's not about the calories, its about the feel of something meaty sliding down their throats. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as a cue to bite and swallow anything in her mouth.
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| The hazards of getting head from a fat chick include but are not limited to getting one's penis barfed on as fat chicks often have esophageal reflux, getting a dick hickey from an overenthusiastic performance, and having the beluga stalk you, becoming an albatross around one's neck and an embarrassment in front of one's friends. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a [[Pro-Ana|built-in solution]] to her problem of being fat[[!]] Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably [[fat dyke]]s. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and [[cunnilingus]]. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see [[gay]].
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| ==How Fat People Should be Treated==
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| [[Image:Gobefat.jpg|thumb|Proper treatment of those who choose to offend visually.]]
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| Written [[at least 100 years ago]] by [[Bureaucratic_Fuck|Thomas Jefferson]], the Declaration of Independence states that all <strike>people</strike> [[men]] are created equal. However, fatties are not [[people]], and besides, who cares what a black person fucker like Thomas Jefferson says, [[Yes|amirite]]? Therefore, [[Genocide|mass extermination]] of fatties is recommended and even encouraged by [[Raptor Jesus|God]] himself as laid forth in the [[Bible]] in [[kill it with fire|that part about flamethrowers]]. Since fat people are the world's greatest abomination, the only thing they deserve is to be [[pwned]] in the electric chair... then again they can't fit their Russian sized asses into the electric chair, so they should instead be sent to [[concentration camp|fat camp]] and incinerated in gas rooms and [[bukkake]]d the way das [[Fuhrer]] did with the [[Jews]].
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| As you can ''clearly'' see, fat people are known to refrain from physical action because.. well.. it's action; and action is exercise which is against fat people's morals. Instead, they make really loud unnecessary noises and threats they know they are too lazy to carry out as well as an array of feral, guttural noises even more savage sounding than Helen Keller before Anne Sullivan taught her to sign. This should not be considered a threat as the fatty will most certainly tire out before any harm is done.
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| ==Weight Loss Advice for Fatties==
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| [[Image:Typical_fatty_exercise.jpg|thumb|Typical ineffective fatty exercise.]]
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| [[Image:Fatt5.jpg|thumb|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]]]
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| [[Image:Beatanorexia.jpg|thumb|[[A winner is you]]!]]
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Amputate eight or so of your chins.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Aid [[Japanese]] [[Fishing Cat|fishermen]] by [[camwhore|attracting]] some whales of the opposite sex.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * [[Throw up]].
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Eat less.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Cut off both of your legs.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Slit your... oh wait you don't have a neck.
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| * Stop eating
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| * [[Masturbate]] with your [[My Tiny Dick|bite-sized dick]].
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| * Stop eating
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| * Do a fucking push-up.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Remove any of your useless organs, presumably your stomach, brain... better yet your [[heart]].
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Go on ''Dr. Phil''
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| * Stop eating.
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| * When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" '''[[A challenger appears|IS NOT A CHALLENGE]]'''.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Get liposuction.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Try drinking [[water]] instead of a [[milkshake]]- just because it has a [[banana]] in it doesn't mean it's healthy.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Have celery instead of a sheet cake when you want a snack.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * [[Advice Dog|Eat raw meat, get a tape worm]].
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| * Stop eating
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| * [[Elvis|Take lots of drugs and die on the toilet]].
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| * Stop eating
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| * Become [[An Hero]].
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| * Did we mention... [[ALL CAPS|STOP EATING]]?
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| ==Euphemisms==
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| [[Image:Lolfail.jpg|thumb|A fatty's attempt at being "[[No|sexy]]".]]
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| [[Image:Huang-Jiaxin.jpg|thumb|Sexy time for the "big-boned".]]
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| [[Image:Gossip3.JPG|thumb|Look mom, I'm in a rock band!]]
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| [[Image:Fat Princess Panties.jpg|thumb|[[Fat Princess]]]]
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| [[Image:Fatbitches.jpg|thumb|When their gravitational pull attracts them, it's impossible to get them apart]]
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| Fat [[women]] will never refer to themselves as "fat". They will use other, gentler words to describe their disgusting obesity. If you hear a hippoglotamus use any of the following words to describe his or herself, please correct them:
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| ===[[team fortress 2|Heavy]]===
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| Fat girls will often describe other fat girls as ''heavy'' (or ''heavyset''). Example:
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| :Fatty: "Excuse me, but did you see a heavy woman here?"
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| :Normal person: "Hey, I'm looking for this stupid fat bitch, was she here?" ([[doing it right|This is correct]].)
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| Note: Do not ever ever ever confuse "heavy" with "top heavy" Heavy girls are fat fucks. Top heavy girls have nice big [[boobs]]. (See [[Scarlet]].)
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| They may also use the term "Full Figured." (Just how full is the figure we're talking about?)
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| ===Chubby===
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| A chubby is a fat girl who thinks she is proportionate. In reality, chub scouts ''are not'' proportionate. The problem with the adjective "chubby" that sets it apart from the other euphemisms is that fat girls who describe themselves as "chubby" are in total denial of their fatness.
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| The following exchange is not uncommon with a fat girl:
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| :Normal person: "Wow, you're fat."
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| :Fatty: "No I'm not, I'm ''chubby''."
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| Note: Truly proportionate girls are top heavy (see above) and [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=callipygous callipygous.]
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| ===Curvy===
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| Fat [[women]] like to justify their lard filled asses by saying that they are curvy or voluptuous as opposed to fat. This is a brazen fucking [[lie]]. Fat [[Feminism|feminazi]] [[whores]] believe that they are equal in hawtness to Bettie Page or Sophia Loren, because of their tit sizes. This is not true, as [[Stick It In Her Pooper|curvy women are actually attractive]]. Any fatass who does this is only lying to herself and deserves to [[Furry|burn in a fire]]. It just confuses people to the point where women are offended by men who call them "curvy" because of the fat fucks using the term to describe themselves, when men are actually giving them a [[Rape|compliment]].
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| A similar incident happened on the hit TV show ''I Love New York'', but no one really gave a shit, because she is an ugly black person who looks like a goddamn plastic Muppet. The results of said [[offended|offensive comment]] were somewhat [[bullshit|lulzy]].
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| ===Healthy===
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| A word that is being ruined by fat woman much as "curvy" was. Something so obvious shouldn't have to be spelled out, but here goes: a five foot tall woman who weighs 100 pounds is [[Pro-Ana|"healthy"]]. A five foot tall woman who weighs 200 pounds is a beluga.
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| ===BBW===
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| BBW stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" (moar like "Bring Burgers With", [[amirite]]?) Other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", "Blubbery burger whore", "Big Bulky Wench" or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat women think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have seven chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called [[FA]]s, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dick's is known as [[Hoggin]]. Extremely fat women (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat)call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women". From an actual FA, SSBBW is technically a term given to a lady who is over three hundred and fifty pounds in weight, or 159.1 kilograms for those of us `cross the pond.
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| Dumbest vid on chubby chasing- this redneck hates gays but loves [[fat]] wtf?
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0NVxP0bWqg
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| ===Rubenesque===
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| Often found in [[Craigslist|personal ads]] or used by fatties attempting to "take pride" in their fatness. Peter Paul Rubens was a 16/17th century painter. Many of his paintings show women with fat rolls, exaggerated ass cleavage and cellulite ripples.
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| To be fair, the original painter used oil-based paints, so they are quite blurry, thus hiding the cellulite for the most part.
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| ===[[Bear]]===
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| This is what fat hairy men like to be called, if they are gay and most likely closet fur-fags. The whole Bear scene reeks of rotten ass. While at one point hailed as an alternative to gay body fascism, it's now just another money-making label for homo. Being fat doesn't give immunity to AIDS, but it does ward off non-BBW's. Hence, gay.
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| ===[[Dinosaur|Big-Boned]]===
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| This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem [[bullshit|like a natural phenomenon]], and [[bullshit|completely beyond their control]], by insinuating that they have [[bullshit|very large bones]]. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for [[retard|those that use this euphemism]] nobody buys this [[redundant|bullshit]]. ([[PROTIP]]: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a [[doctor]] for an X-ray.)
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| ===[[Whale]]===
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| A Whale is a derogatory term for a fat girl or woman. See also [[Fat whore]]. Whales are generally considered good at giving blow jobs. They have to, or else they would never get any [[cock]]. They also swallow since they are always hungry. Sex with whales is usually known as whale hunting. A common sub-variety of whale is the [[Welfare whale]].
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| ===Real Beauty===
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| A self contradictory euphemism that in theory can be used by any ugly but entitled-feeling woman to describe herself. It is mainly used, however, by overweight women who have convinced themselves that the media is to blame for other people's disgust with their rippling blubber. Such women will often evoke the squat and chimp-like America Ferrera as a typical real beauty.
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| ===[[Stock]]y===
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| A term used mostly by male fatasses. The leading theory behind this is that the term stocky refers to the large stock of food items, mostly twinkies, stored by fat people. Fat people will store food anywhere so that they never have to go without food because that would be SUCH a travesty. No but srsly, they will hide food in: Fat rolls(their own or other fatties'), their anus and/or vagina, carved out books, glove boxes, toilet tanks, under tables, etc.
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| ===[[lie|It's Genetic]]===
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| This euphemism isn't so much a euphemism as it is a flabby finger pointing at [[God]], blaming It for their tremendous girth. Though it wouldn't be past God to make lulz by making a person's own genetic make up make them fat, this is usually not the case. Everyone knows that fat can be controlled, and this is another lazy excuse for the fatty in question to continue gorging itself on twinkies and ho-hos without feeling guilty. After all, IT'S GENETIC!
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| ==Appropriate Names for the Fat==
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| [[Image:Jabba.jpg|thumb|A rite of passage: every fat person has been called the name ''Jabba'' at one point in their life.]]
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| [[Image:Niggasmack.gif|thumb|Fat fuck getting what he deserves.]]
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| These names are totally appropriate and are considered the correct way to address persons in the fat community. These should constantly be used in conversations with these people.
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| '''These include, but aren't limited to:'''<br>
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| *Thunderthighs
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| *Tons O' Fun
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| *Fatboy
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| *Hog
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| *Piggy
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| *Fatfuck
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| *Tubby, tubs
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| *Aunt Jemima
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| *Buffet killer
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| *Rotundo the Immense
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| *Fat Cunt
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| *Tuba Luba
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| *Aisle Blocker
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| *[[Juggalo]]
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| *[[User:Klondikebar|Klondikebar]]
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| *Blubbernaut
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| *Chub Scout
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| *Snorlax
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| *[[turkey|Butterball]]
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| *Fatty Fatty Boombalatty
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| ==Chubby Chaser==
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| [[Image:Dickball.gif|frame|How chubby-chasers practice]]
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| A '''chubby chaser''' is someone who loves "chubby" girls ''only''. You have to wonder how much chasing is actually involved here. It's fact that fat people don't move that much besides getting lowered into their electric cart at [[Wal-Mart]]. Many Chubby Chasers choose to live in blissful [[denial]] that there is anything '"perverse" or indeed "unnatural" about the desire to copulate with giant wobbling grease-coated fatsacks. <video type="youtube" id="TNaddkLij3g" height="200" width="200" position="left" frame="false" />In fact, some have even been known to be seen in public with their hyperfleshed darlings. However, in 2004, sexpert '''Yosuf Sindinchilchrun''' of the University of Newcastle, U.K. carried out extensive studies and identified Chubby Chasing as "worse than being [[ghey]], since even [[ghey]]s don't feel the need to bring fat people home to meet their suicidally ashamed parents."
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| These [[sick fuck]]s can be easily distinguished from [[normal people]] by asking them one simple question: Have they ever had any sort of relationship with a non-gargantuan member of the opposite sex? Banging one fatty does not a chubby chaser make, as (1) many of [[us]] have at some point gotten [[drunk|absolutely shit-faced]] and woken up the next morning on the high side of the bed across from an individual with whom we could never have imagined even making eye contact when sober; and (2) once in a [[at_least_100_years_ago|very long while]], the stars will align and produce [[Pear Chan|someone]] who despite possessing proportions in excess of what we would typically find attractive still manages to strike us as at least [[I'd hit it|serviceable]], if perhaps not quite [[hawt]]. The all-important distinction is that while [[mundane|many guys]] are capable of being attracted to the occasional fatty, [[FA|chubby chasers]] are thoroughly incapable of being attracted to an average-sized or even mildly curvy (authentic ''curvy'' not the aforementioned self-deluding ''curvy'') woman no matter how [[Girlvinyl|staggeringly hot]] she may be to [[me]] or [[you]]. For this reason, these [[ByAppointmentTo|truly fucked-up individuals]] are deserving of our scorn and [[troll]]in's.
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| ==Health Problems Associated with Obesity==
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| [[Image:Shay.jpg|thumb|You will [[Dying alone|die alone]] and very soon.]]
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| Obesity is a huge health hazard. Out of all the obesity-related diseases, the top one is [[Eyeburn]], which comes from looking at fat people [[naked]]. Since people [[bullshit|"can't" control their weight]] (thanks to [[job]]s, and [[jobs]], that make them sit down all day and [[capitalism|supermarkets that make unhealthy junk uber cheap]]), obese people must shut their eyes real tight when they are naked and near a mirror or they will become ill.
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| Occasionally, being fat can cause [[disorder|mental health problems]], such as [[insanity]] (see [[Shay]]). This is the only possible explanation for why [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE5Zytj45fI this video] even exists. It can also present other [[brain]]-related problems, such as loss of coordination, as in the tragic case of the [[Grape Lady]].
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| ===Sexual Problems===
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| Fat people are heavily plagued by sexual dysfunction. So much so that just likes cows it can be difficult to even distinguish their sex to begin with. Making matters worse fat men [[Sex_change|turn]] into fat woman. Hormones in the fatty tissue of fat guys turns into estrogen shrinking their genitals and making their skin more delicate. By the time a fat guy has developed a full b cup he will be experiencing advanced PMS as his genitals have been completely enveloped by fat. Theoretically any fat chick could have once been a fat guy. Fat women loose the ability to have orgasms as their fat leaves no clean route for insertion and they continually loose arousal due to becoming horribly disgusted by their own fat.
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| ===Depression===
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| All fat people are afflicted by [[depression]]. Being fact is depressing there for fat people are depressed.
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| ===Beetus===
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| The final disease suffered by fatties is the dreaded [[Diabeetus]], which prevents them from eating the sugary junk food for which they live (not that they ever needed their legs to begin with).
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| ==Secret Fatty==
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| Sometimes abbreviated as "SIF" for "Secret Internet Fatty". A secret fatty is a person who takes photos with the camera angled from above to hide their girth from the camera. Secret fatties are heavily afflicted by the [[internet disease]]. For more information on techniques used by secret fatties, see article on ''[[fat girl angle shot]]''. To view an example, look at [[missalyssum]]
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| ==Fat Sports==
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| [[Image:Fat_fb_player.jpg|thumb|[[Handegg]]]]
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| There have been many fat [[sports]] such as [[Japan|Sumo]] [[wrestling]] and [[ball|Bowling]], but only a few of them are amusing.
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| #COMPETITIVE EATING
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| #EATING [[Baby fuck|BABIES]]
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| #EATING [[Dissected-chan]]
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| #[[MOAR]] DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of [[Chin-chan]]
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| #FUGLIEST [[Fat girl angle shot|FAT-ANGLE]] SHOT COMPETITION
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| #DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST
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| #LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE
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| #[[oh noes|The Truffle Shuffle!!!]]
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| #Whaling
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| #Masturbation Race
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| ==Reactions to this Article==
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| As with most of the content on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few [[angry]] reactions and [[Lulz|lulzy]] rants from [[butthurt]] readers. And since the [[offended]] party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. For examples of the aforementioned [[whining]], see this article's [[Talk:Fat|talk page]].
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| ==Videos==
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|MAN THE HARPOONS|fatgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:31122009065.jpg| Fat and Ugly, oh well, that's normal, amirite?
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| Image:Whale fall.jpg| When A whale falls down while taking myspace pictures
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| Image:Whaleswim.jpg|A Whale taking pics before she goes swimming for dinner.
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| Image:Fat Cat.jpg|[[A cat is fine too|Cats are no exception.]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:German sleeping beauty.jpg|The horror!!! THE HORROR!!!
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| Image:Fupa.jpg|"I'm melllttiiiing...I'm meeelllttiiiing..."
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| Image:Miriamlazewatsky.jpg|Obese Miriam Lazewatsky claims her fatness is a 'social construction' [http://donewiththisshit.tumblr.com SRSLY]
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| Image:blowupdoll.jpg|Typical fat admirers.
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| Image:Nofats.jpg|Even gays hate fat people.
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| Image:Fall by firechic86-d30cgrr.jpg|Isn't she just beautiful?
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| Image:Hamsandwichplz.jpg|You know you like it.
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| Image:Fatass.GIF|Every chubby chaser's dream.
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| Image:Happyfatfootballplayer.jpg|wat
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| Image:BlondBoyObeseGirl.jpg|An obese [[Loli|adolescent young lady with her]] friend/next meal.
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| Image:Fatty.gif|Because fatties cannot reach their [[Cunt|private areas]], they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
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| Image:Inertia on varying densities of fat cells.jpg|When fat people react to physics.
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| Image:...LMAO.jpg|Whale abusing poor stripper.
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| Image:85028962 l.jpg|The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
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| Image:Unpopular.jpg|Fat people plz step away from the camera.
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| Image:Some_Sickos_Boob.jpg|Fucking fatties in #ed.
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| Image:Anotherone.jpg|Even fat people do [[cosplay]]. Dear God.
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| Image:Thesugarmonster2.jpg|At 530 pounds, [http://thesugarmonster.livejournal.com/114631.html thesugarmonster] drinks out of a menstrual cup.
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| Image:Fatbaby.jpg|OMG, another fat Asian baby!
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| Image:Manboob.JPG|John Travolta is also fat.
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| Image:Fat cunt doingitwrong.jpg|No, you may not eat flowers...fatass...
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| Image:Hooooooooolyshit.jpg|HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!
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| Image:rmd.JPG|Don't laugh at this man. He might pour antifreeze in your drink lolol.
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| Image:Fat-arafat.jpg|[[Futhman]], [[LJDrama]]'s token fatty.
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| Image:corset.jpg|Corsets do not work, fatty!
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| Image:Disneyfat.jpg|A secret fatty would never take a picture like this.
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| Image:YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS.jpg|[[Furfag]]s invade every conceivable thing imaginable.
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| Image:Fat chicks stand next to thin people.jpg|It's a little known fact that Kate Moss is actually pretty fat.
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| Image:FEED ME NOW ANIME japanese.jpg|Fat bitches.
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| Image:Raymondo_fat_genetics.gif|Now we know what they mean...
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| Image:TheChristG53 spongebob.PNG|[[Fag|Real Men]] like [[Spongebob Squarepants]]
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| Image:FATality.jpg|A fallen member of the anti-fat movement. He was yummy. Goodnight sweet prince.
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| Image:Fattysexausted.jpg|When fat people are pushed too hard. (Like walking up stairs) Their body shuts down and they go into a hibernation state.
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| Image:POL.JPG|Typical lair of a "fatty".
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| Image:Burnthefat.jpg|You fucking wish.
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| Image:Bigblackchick.jpg|Black chicks doing it wrong!
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| Image:Reallybadlydonotwant.jpg|The pole is rated for 400 lbs. maximum weight limit...which isn't enough for this.
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| Image:Pigtailsarenotslimming.JPG|A face not even her mother could love.'
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| Image:Bbw.jpg|BBW: only one of the adjectives fits.
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| Image:Venus_at_a_Mirror_-_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_1615AD.jpg|Not a [[goddess]], quite the fatty.
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| Image:FAT.jpg|More to love, more to hate - an example of blindness-inducing image, featuring [[areems]].
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| Image:Alanaemo.jpg|Actual quote from the [[LiveJournal]] of [[AlanaJonze]]: "flu + bleeding + chemo = unhappy pirate syndrome for which i am the postergirl."
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| Image:Ddtmom.JPG|Being obese has its advantages.
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| Image:Fathorny.jpg|Fatties often mistake sex for food.
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| Image:Pizza.jpg|Or try to mix sex and food.
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| Image:Fathornycock.jpg|Fat blocks sex gland receptors.
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| Image:Unh1.jpg|what
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| Image:Debb3.JPG|If you're quiet, you can hear it singing.
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| Image:Lonely_whore.gif|Pwned
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| Image:Gross2.jpg|Letting it all hang out.
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| Image:Miosotis.jpg|Fat in all the right places.
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| Image:Zombie fat.jpg|This zombie is fat.
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| Image:Sealion1.png|Typical fatty.
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| Image:HolyCow2.jpg|GOOD LORD O' MIGHTY!
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| Image:Fatman3323.jpg| XXX fat.
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| Image:Mflulz.jpg|Fat bitch is fat.
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| Image:Fatshark.jpg|thx 4 teh add!!!
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| Image:Fatty6516.jpg|cheese?!?!
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| Image:Fleshlight.jpg|If you own one of these, you are probably fat and a really good chance you will be [[dying alone]].
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| Image:Mccheese.PNG|All fatties worship [[God|Mayor McCheese]].
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| Image:Delicious_cake2.PNG|A fatty in natural habitat.
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| Image:KAY_EF_CE.png|First KFC opening ever. ACHTUNG: it makes you fat, niggas.
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| Image:lolzors.jpg|[[Tori Sue Heck|RUN!!! SHE'S GONNA EAT YOUR COCK!!!]]
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| Image:bethditto.jpg|Fatty tries to eat her own foot.
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| Image:Ithungers.jpg|Beware of whale.
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| Image:hambeast1.jpg|You couldn't find a ham that big even at Costco.
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| Image:fupa1.jpg|John Cleese assesses a wild fupa (fat upper pussy area).
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| Image:Fat blowjob.jpg|Fat women give head because they're hungry.
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| Image:Attention whoredome.jpg|7th level of attention whoredom.
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| Image:Ahhh my eyes.jpg|That [[dildo]] must be having a blast.
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| Image:OldFatWhore.jpg|[[BoingBoing#Teresa_Nielsen_Hayden|TNH]].
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| Image:Wheres the chair.JPG|If you look closely they say a chair will appear.
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| Image:Fatkids3sp.jpg
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| Image:Typical Asian parents.jpg|Typical Asian parenting.
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| Image:Baconnaise.jpg| Everything SHOULD taste like bacon
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| File:Fatman_puke.jpg
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| Image:Huegbelly.jpg
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| Image:Fatbench.jpg
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| Image:Nuttymadamcake.jpg|Oh dear God, it's the fucking queen of them all! [[nuttymadam]]
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| Image:Feels_good_neckbeard.jpg
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| Image:Lovelycelt.jpg|(choking back vomit)
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| Image:No_Exit.jpg|FAT ADMIN!
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| Image:whalecat.jpg|Her arm could feed a small country.
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| Image:Whatthe_fuck_is_this.jpg|Fat people can be slutty transsexuals too!
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| Image:POF_Fatty.jpg
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| Image:I CAN HAS SOLO.jpg|Fat people in [[starwars]].
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| File:Fatfag.jpg|his snack of choice
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| Image:Fatgirl.jpg|Do you really need that McDonalds?
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| Image:Fattycrystal.jpg|Note: A [[fat girl angle shot]] will only be successful if taken by the Hubble Telescope.]]
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| Image:Kaliskanny_of_gaia.jpg|I would look sick if I had to touch this too
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| Image:Sirenz_of_gaia.jpg|Man the harpoons!
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| Image:Fatso.png|You can difference whales from normal humans, Also [[fact|bluring the picture wont make the fatness go away]]
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| Image:Fatotakumaneww.jpg| Fat otaku! [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!]]
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| File:Hambeast huge.JPG| Another fatty camwhore
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| Image:fattyonaleash.jpg|The typical [[furry|furfag]]. Note the monobrow.
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| Image:1guy1cameracookie.jpg|Sometimes there's just so much [[emo|beauty]] in the world.
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| Image:EDfatproof.png|Everyone on ED is fat.
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| Image:Do-Not-Want.jpg|MAN THE HARPOONS !!!
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| Image:Daniel.jpg|[[Want|WANT]] [[MOAR]] [[Food|FOOD]].
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| Image:FattysTiara.jpg|In odd occurrences, fatties buy things that aren't [[cake]]. However she thinks she looks pretty with that tiara on.]]
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| Image:Pizza-the-hut-img.jpg|Jew of Pizza Hut. (Notice the similarity to the pic above.)
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| File:Glittercake.jpg|Even a [[Fag]] can be fat too.
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| File:Whichonezwhichplz.jpg|Which one is which?! [[FUCK]].
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| Image:Got_Sum_Rolls_.jpg|A fatty who has no problem with being fat and stuffs members of the anti-fat movement into its rolls. Notice how there's a [[Twilight|Twilight poster]]
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| Image:Wouter.jpg|WITH THE BIG MAC BOOK, extra key spacing, how did that chair survive him(her?) nobody knows!
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| Image:Nosexyfat.jpg|Rosanne Barr, apparently.
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| Image:Fatphail.jpg|The standard BBW. Note the resemblance to empty socks in the sausage-ish breasts, and beerkeg-like abdomen
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| Image:Naughty 2.jpg|Bow before Galactus! Destroyer of worlds!
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| Image:BBW_Party.jpg|[[Sick Fuck|Some people]] actually find BBW's erotic.
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| Image:BenefitsSupervisorSleeping.jpg|[[Srsly|This painting holds the world record for the most expensively-paid-for painting by a living artist]].
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| Image:LookitDemRolls.jpg|A hefty dose of "[[Pear Chan|real beauty]]".
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| Image:Myspace_avatar_hate_me_cos_im_fat.jpg|Will do.
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| Image:Fatpotato.jpg|it is delicious you. it must eat it.
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| Image:fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg|[[Your mom]] was evidently big enough to fill up four fat bitches.
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| Image:Fattychick.jpg|You didn't know she was fat until she stopped wearing sleeves.
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| Image:MeghanWilkinsAKARisikaChanTits.JPG|Some fatties are camwhores.
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| Image:Endlesscandy.jpg|Fat People are often [[depressed]].
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| Image:Be-nice-to-fat-people.jpg| Good advice!
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| Image:Tfr.jpg|Fat people are known for their ability to fuse together.
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| </gallery>}}
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| == Fat Related Articles ==
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| <!-- HEY, YOU THERE! DUMBASS! DON'T ADD YOUR SHITTY ATTACK ARTICLE TO THIS LIST, CAUSE THEN IT JUST BECOMES TL;DR. AND PLZ KEEP ALPHABETIZED
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| SAVE THIS LIST FOR THINGS DIRECTLY RELATED TO FAT PEOPLE AND OBESITY. UNDERSTOOD? GREAT. -->
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| *[[American]]
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| *[[BBWchan]]
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| *[[BBW Porn Sites]]
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| *[[DaHaloChick]]
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| *[[Donna Simpson]]
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| *[[ED Singers]]
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| *[[Eating disorder]]
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| *[[Elgorgo]]
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| *[[Epic Fat Guy]]
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| *[[Esachasa]]
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| *[[Esperanto]]
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| *[[FA]]/[[FFA]]
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| *[[Fat Acceptance Movement]]
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| *[[Fat Chicks in Party Hats]]
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| *[[Fat Girl Angle Shot]]
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| *[[Fat Larry's Band]]
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| *[[Fat Princess]] ''Goddammit, Sony.''
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| *[[Fatass Denial Bloggers]]
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| *[[Food pyramid]]
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| *[[Girlvinyl]]
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| *[[Hogging]]
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| *[[Krispy Kreme]]
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| *[[Lolrus]]
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| *[[User:mammamiaomg|Mammaiaomg]]
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| *[[Man The Harpoons]]
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| *[[Mario]]
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| *[[Michael Moore]]
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| *[[Nuttymadam3575]]
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| *[[Oprah Winfrey]]
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| *[[Pregnophile]]
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| *[[Pro-Ana]]
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| *[[Samoa]]
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| *[[Shay]] - Warning: do not read while eating.
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| *[[Tammi Reynolds]]
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| *[[Thesugarmonster]]
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| *[[Tim Russert]]
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| *[[Tori Sue Heck]]
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| *[[Tubcat]]
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| *Anyone whose page is tagged with {{tname|fat}}.
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| *''For a more complete list of [[:Template:fat|fat people]], please see appropriate section in [[MRI]].''
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| ==External Links==
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| * Fat porn (at [[7898chan]]) is only a click away [http://foone.org/7898/bbw/]
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| * [http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7body.htm It figures - Leonard Nimroy is a chubby chaser!]
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| * [http://www.melrobbins.com/could-you-imagine-weighing-1000-pounds/ Some people strive for greatness (aka being the fattest person alive)]
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| * [http://fatloss4idiots.com/ Fat loss for idiots.]
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| * [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069914.stm Fat gives you cancer.]
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| * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=488236&in_page_id=1879 Non-fat turncoat bitches trying to make fat people out to be something other than subhuman]. In England, they are known as The Cancer That's Killing Society.
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| * [http://www.bigguts.com/forum/index.php A place where hambeasts intentionally become even more fat and show themselves off.]
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| * [http://thestudiopresents.deviantart.com/ beware all ye who enter.]
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| * [http://www.moreofmetolove.com/forums/ Where fat people go for support... and cake.]
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| * [http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com Fatties doing what they to best, with commentary from a retarded spic teenager.]
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1803775668#!/profile.php?id=1803775668] - EXAMPLE OF FAT NIGGER WHORE FEEL FREE TOO TROLL
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| [[Category:Subcultures]]
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| [[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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| [[Category:IRL Shit]]
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