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| [[Image:Jpop.jpg|center|thumb|J-pop: Fish love it!]] | | #redirect [[J-Pop]] |
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| '''J-Poop''' is shit music from [[Japan]] characterized by dance beats, synthesizers and impossibly upbeat vocals sung by [[16 year old girls]] or [[fags]]. Lyrics are usually about [[animu]] and [[tentacle rape]] with nationalist propaganda almost always present subliminally. J-Pop is easily recognized by its rabid overuse of ganked electronic samples from [[Americunt|American]] and [[Britfag|British]] pop music of the [[1980s]], although the level of production employed by most J-Pop "artists" makes their western counterparts seem like a lone, one-armed hillbilly with a banjo with three broken strings. In the case of Morning Musume, the hillbilly is quadriplegic and plays with his tongue. Arguments about production values aside, it sounds like a billion splinters of digital cockroach shell spraying into your ears that never ever relents.
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| In [[Japan]], J-Pop is listened to only by brainless 10 to 14 year-old [[loli]] rapebait and their [[otaku]] stalkers. However, J-Pop is practically a religion to western [[Japanophiles]] who tend to idolize specific J-Pop singers such as Ayumi Hamasaki. J-Pop is often present in [[anime]] such as ''[[Naruto]]'', as it is the only kind of music capable of adequately expressing these shows' level of [[gay]] other than [[nu-metal]], which is where [[AMV|AMVs]] come in. Although, J-pop is way more listenable than nu-metal.
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| Although the exact origins of the genre are disputed, [[whore|Leni Riefenstahl]] is often named as one of the earliest J-Pop choreographers:
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| ==J-Pop On YouTube==
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| {{fv|youtubevids|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>ck1QhW4v71I</youtube><br>Yuna Ito is so hot DESUUU!!!!|<youtube>0aKBuEt-xj4</youtube><br>More stupid pedo-shit.}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Anime]]
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| *[[Wapanese]]
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| *[[J-emo]]
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| *[[JROCK]]
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| *[[EGL]]
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| *[[Fangirl]]
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| *[[Otaku]]
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| *[[Kawaii]]
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| *[[16-year old girl]]
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| *[[13-year old boy]]
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| {{stub}}
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| {{Music}}
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| [[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
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Latest revision as of 12:09, 10 February 2013
