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[[File:Crazy cat lady Melissa Bachman in her younger years.gif|thumb|Melissa in her younger years]] | |||
[[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]] | [[File:Murderess of cats Melissa Bachman.jpg|thumb|400px|Tits Mcgoo posing with the picture that started it all.]] | ||
[[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right| | [[File:Melisabachmamohman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Her fans admire her [[Tits|talent.]]]] | ||
'''[[tits|Melissa]] "The Furry Slayer" Bachman''' (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied [[Lesbian|huntress]] from [[Pennsylvania]] who caused [[furries|animal rights activists ]] to shit bricks with tweets of her [[Tits|Double D's]] next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the [[Internets]] in November 2013 as butthurt [[furries]] demanded that her killing spree be stopped. | |||
' | When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-produced television show]] "Deadly Passion." | ||
Today [[tits|Melissa]] can be found wedging a gun between her tits on her [http://www.melissabachman.com/#| website] where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor [[Gun|Winchester]] while her [[furries|critics]] can be found congregating on their [https://www.facebook.com/stopmelissa| Facebook page] "Stop [[tits|Melissa]] Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 [[butthurt|likes]]. | |||
{{quote|She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.|Killing spree wasn't [[butthurt|well received]]|center=auto}} | |||
==YouTube== | |||
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;What a hunt!</center> | ;What a hunt!</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>zKiKlPkWk0s</youtube> | |<center><youtube>zKiKlPkWk0s</youtube> | ||
;"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos</center> | ;"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>uOhrJs3xmlM</youtube> | |<center><youtube>uOhrJs3xmlM</youtube> | ||
;Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot</center> | ;Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>5NtuBqzHTcw</youtube> | |<center><youtube>5NtuBqzHTcw</youtube> | ||
;Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!</center> | ;Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!</center> | ||
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==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]== | ==Gallery of [[tits|Melissa]]== | ||
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File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachman, trophy killer. | File:Melissa Bachman killing bear.jpg|[[tits|Melissa]] Bachman, trophy killer. | ||
File:Bachman.jpg|[[tits| | File:Bachman.jpg| Great [[tits|form]]. | ||
File:Melissabachman.jpeg| [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]] | File:Melissabachman.jpeg| [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]] | ||
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File:Serial cat murderer Melissa Bachman killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.jpg|No christmas this year, [[tits|Melissa]] killed Rudolph | File:Serial cat murderer Melissa Bachman killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.jpg|No christmas this year, [[tits|Melissa]] killed Rudolph. | ||
File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg | File:Melissa Bachman kills lion Mufasa.jpg | ||
File:Melissa Bachman1.jpg | File:Melissa Bachman1.jpg | ||
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File:Melissa Bachman6.jpg | File:Melissa Bachman6.jpg | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[http://democraticprogress.net/2013/11/lion-killer-melissa-bachmann-doxed.html Lion Killer Melissa Bachmann Doxed] | *[http://democraticprogress.net/2013/11/lion-killer-melissa-bachmann-doxed.html Lion Killer Melissa Bachmann Doxed] | ||
*{{twitter|MelissaBachman}} | *{{twitter|MelissaBachman}} | ||
*{{fb|melissabachman|Melissa Bachman}} | *{{fb|melissabachman|Melissa Bachman}} | ||
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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Killers]] | [[Category:Internet Killers]] | ||
[[Category:People|Bachman, Melissa]] | |||
Latest revision as of 00:41, 19 April 2014
Melissa "The Furry Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a fat tittied huntress from Pennsylvania who caused animal rights activists to shit bricks with tweets of her Double D's next to freshly killed animals. A self-described trophy hunter and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the walls of the Internets in November 2013 as butthurt furries demanded that her killing spree be stopped.
When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."
Today Melissa can be found wedging a gun between her tits on her website where she blogs and advertises for her new-found sponsor Winchester while her critics can be found congregating on their Facebook page "Stop Melissa Bachman" which has accumulated 361,000 likes.
—Killing spree wasn't well received | ||
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