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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.

Other murderous losers

Abel Klemmensen

Abel Klemmensen
Nationality:	Inuit
Highscore	7 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.

Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20
Accuracy:	15/20 Only headshots.
Style:	5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero.
Butthurt:	0/20
Bonus:	20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED!
Total Score: 47/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Adam Labus

Adam Labus
Nationality:	Polack
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.

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What happened?

On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	18/20 Not bad
Style:	10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter
Butthurt:	8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week
Bonus:	5/20 For using explosive devices
Total Score: 44/100 (D)

Don't waste your grenades, fag See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Alexander Koryakov

Alexander Koryakov
Nationality:	Latvian
Highscore	4 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero?	No

A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher.
Accuracy:	18/20 Not bad for a noob
Style:	10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver
Butthurt:	2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia
Bonus:	10/20 for being first mass killer in Latvia.
Total Score: 44/100 (E)

You can do more man!!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Alfonso Lama G.

Alfonso Lama G.
Nationality:	Spanish
Highscore	2 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Shot by civil guards)

Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.

THE SHOOTING

On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 '
Accuracy:	8/20 Fail
Style:	5/20 Just a schizo camper rage
Butthurt:	8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 23/100 (F+)

Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Policia Nacional

Angel Granados-Diaz

Angel Granados-Diaz
Nationality:	Beaner
Highscore	0 killed, 0 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&

Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of his idols. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to not know how to use a gun at all. As a result, the fag got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher. Now he's living the hard life in prison with sweet Bubba. Sol Pais, Charles Landeros, John Earnest, and even Couch Cuck did better than him.

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  His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Couldn't even use his gun before starting
Accuracy:	0/20 Had no idea how to use a firearm
Style:	0/20 Got fucked up by his gym teacher
Butthurt:	0/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is
Bonus:	-1/20 Did worse than Charles Landeros
Total Score: -1/100 (F-)

Gym Teacher Cuck See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Karen

Anthony McRae

Anthony Dwayne McRae
Nationality:	Nigger
Highscore	3 dead, 5 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Killed
Accuracy:	5/20 5 fagots escaped
Style:	3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version
Butthurt:	8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten
Bonus:	0/20 Nope
Total Score: 18/100 (E---)

Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo

Antonio Izquierdo(left) Emilio Izquierdo (right)
Nationality:	Dagos
Highscore	9 dead, 12 injured
Style	Co-op
An Hero?	No Yes (in prison)

On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the Godfather movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.

La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco

The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.

Both were sentenced to 684 years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.

On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.

Gallery

	“	Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo	„
	—The bros' on the plan

	“	Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.	„
	—Translation

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  Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	9/20 Kills
Accuracy:	7/20 Should practice more
Style:	12/20 Dago mafia style
Butthurt:	5/20 Iberian chaos
Bonus:	5/20 For columbinin' before 1999
Total Score: 38/100 (D-)

Couldn't beat José Marimón See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Policia Nacional

Arda Küçükyetim

Arda Küçükyetim
Born	May 2, 2006 (18 years old)
Nationality:	Turkroach
Highscore	Injured 5
Style	Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No

You thought the Tarrant kids stopped on 2022, amirite? Well, sadly no, cause another attempted hero appears. With the name of Arda Küçükyetim (a.k.a. Skreewie), on the day 12th August, 2024, armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park livestream everything on Kick, leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our Aryan Hero gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.

Gallery of the fail

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  His awful arsenal
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  His manifesto. Notice how he copied the Walkthrough section of our High Score page on pages 2-6.
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Alt Names for Arda

Here is the list of alt names for this faggot:

1. Arda Cuckuyetim
2. Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim
3. Arda Cuck U Yetim
4. Arda Küçükgayteam
5. Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim
6. Arda Cuck can't get it.
7. Arda *Unintelligible*
8. Skreewie Griffin
9. Stewie Küçükyetim

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Even the Couch Cuck had more kills
Accuracy:	2/20 5 wounded
Style:	5/20 Tarrant kid with a SIEGE™ Mask
Butthurt:	8/20 Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags
Bonus:	0/20 Go suck a dick
Total Score: 15/100 (F)

Turkroaches can't kill See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Sonboly mafia

External Links

• VidLii account
• skreewie
• skreewie
• Kick account
• Character.ai account
• TikTok account
• YouTube account

Armando Hernandez Jr

Armando Hernandez
Nationality:	Wetback
Highscore	3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 3 fucking people injured.
Accuracy:	0/20
Style:	2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta.
Butthurt:	1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history.
Bonus:	0/20 None.
Total Score: 3/100 (F---------)

Dramaqueen See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Austin Wyatt Rollins

Austin Wyatt Rollins
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	1 bitch left for dead, another injured.
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.

He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.

UPDATE: SHE DIED!

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 1 Injured
Accuracy:	5/20
Style:	6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style.
Butthurt:	2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten.
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 14/100 (F-)

Elliot Rodger wannabe See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• Info n sheeit
• FindaGrave

Babby Ndombe Opetu

Babby Ndombe Opetu
Nationality:	Doctor Congo
Highscore	13 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.

Graded Score
Kill count:	13/20 Pwned
Accuracy:	18/20 2 NPCs survived
Style:	15/20 Pissed off father
Butthurt:	6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit
Bonus:	10/20 For revenge
Total Score: 62/100 (D+)

Still not as good as Longo. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Barry Loukaitis

Barry Dale Loukaitis
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player FPS
An Hero?	Sadly, no

Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life.

In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 198 years of prison time.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Meh.
Accuracy:	15/20 Close to 100% accuracy
Style:	3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass
Butthurt:	2/20 Who?
Bonus:	7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies.
Total Score: 30/100 (F-)

Brenda Spencer, but shittier. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Beau Wilson

Beau Wilson
Born	2004
Died	May 15, 2023 (aged 18)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 6
Style	FPS Single player
An Hero?	No, killed by cops.
Motive:	Short man syndrome

It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.

The shooting

Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.

Wrestling Career

Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	8/20
Style:	15/20 Neighborhood stroll
Butthurt:	15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun
Bonus:	5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag
Total score: 46/100 (F)

See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External links

• On TOW
• Fun facts from heavy.com

Bjørn-Edvard Rones

Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones
Nationality:	Norwegian   /
Highscore	1 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player, Hack n' Slash
An Hero?	No

Life before

Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.

The stabbing

After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.

Aftermath

The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Release

As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.

External links

•  Facebook profile
•  Twitter profile
• Further reading

Gallery

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Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 1 injured.
Accuracy:	10/20
Style:	5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.
Butthurt:	3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares.
Bonus:
Total Score: 19/100 (F--)

Idunno man.. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Deion Patterson

Deion Patterson
Nationality:	Basketball American
Highscore	1 dead, 4 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre
Accuracy:	4/20 ...
Style:	8/20 Hospital shooting
Butthurt:	2/20 Who the fuck cares?
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 15/100 (F-------)

The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney

Maya "Alec" McKinney Devon Michael Erickson
Nationality:	Faggot & Tranny
Highscore	1 dead, 8 injured
Style	FPS, Co-ops mode
An Hero?	No

Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas Maya Elizabeth "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!

In court, Alec completely backstabbed Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck
Accuracy:	3/20 two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool
Style:	4/20 tranny shooter is somewhat original.
Butthurt:	8/20 Drumpf did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count
Bonus:	10/20 Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.
Total Score: 26/100 (F MINUS MINUS)

Audrey Hale did it better. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Dimitris Patmanidis

Dimitris Patmanidis
Born	1990
Died	April 10, 2009 (aged 19)
Nationality:	Geek
Highscore	3 injured
Style	FPS, Single player mode
An Hero?	Yep

An hour before Anthony Powell made his Xtian crusade, Dimitris Patmanidis (Δημήτρης Πατμανίδης), AKA Death_Salvation, a 19-year-old mechanics student began the first round of trolling on 10th April 2009. Dimitris, armed with Tomb Raider equipment, 2 pistols (both converted) and a hunting knife, went to the OAED vocational college, and, on the staircase began his nihilist & emo shooting. He first wounded a 18 year old student, Dimitris Kokkinis, who was shot twice on the chest by Dimitris. Then, our hero tries to snipe 2 supermarket workers, Kostas Papadopoulos (23) and Topali Fatmili (47) from 150 meters (allegedly), being wounded by shots in the legs, arms and hands. Dimitris, thinking he has done his job, went to a nearby park, sat down on a bench and offed himself in the right temple, fatally wounding himself. He died in the operating room.

Background

Dimitris was originally Abkhazian but he was nationalized Greek.

The OAED Vocational College was popular, apart from the shooting, for being the central of drug dealing on Athens, and also for being the Gangstas home in Athens.

Motive

Apart of being a Kawlimpiner, he also was inspired by Tim Kretschmer, who made his epic mass trolling in Germany the month before and also shot himself with a decent pistol. Dimitris, suffered from bullying during his time on OAED. Also he got rejected by a girl of his class, but surprisingly he spared her life.

His MySpace he used in 2009. Even in Greece where Facebook was popular, he was the only faggot who still using it

Aftermath

They gave psychiatric attention to every person traumatized and that's all. But wait, there's more! Maria Kousidou, an 18-year-old girl who studied there and suffered from bullying, like Dimitris, tied his score by slashing her classmates on the OAED, injuring 3 before being arrested. She made a sequel for Dimitris cuz OAED is a shithole and a bullying center in Greece.

Quotes

	“	I have no reason to continue to live. I am too selfish to die and let you live. Before I die, I will deprive the most precious thing you have. I have no respect for human life. Anyone found in front of me the morning of 10 April 2009, will die, without exception	„
	— The emoquit Dimitris

	“	So far I have not experienced anything else, despite the rejection	„
	— Mentioning he was rejected by the thot

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 '
Accuracy:	3/20 Did worse than Asa Coon
Style:	8/20 Emoquit Columbiner revenge
Butthurt:	10/20 Being the first Sk00l Sh00t1in in Greece history
Bonus:	5/20 Aftermetioned motive
Total Score: 26/100 (F---)

Disappointed, really See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• ToW's article
• His Kawlimpine copycats' section

Douglas Araya

Douglas Araya
Born	1972
Died	January 3, 2005 (aged 32)
Nationality:	Coconut Nigga
Highscore	5 kills, 1 injured
Style	FPS, Single player mode
An Hero?	Yes

Douglas Araya, was a spic taxi driver who went Cumbria in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.

Lulzfest

On the small town of Paquera, in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for fun, shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but failed and he died and his wife too. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his rambo shootings, injured nobody and left the village to commit an hero, ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 '
Accuracy:	18/20 Really good aim for a costarricean
Style:	15/20 Cumbria, 5 years before.
Butthurt:	5/20 Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history
Bonus:	20/20 Set out a high score for Costa Rica
Total Score: 63/100 (D+)

Cumbria; Spic edition.
Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Dylan Butler

Dylan Jesse Butler
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	2 dead, 6 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, columbiner, tranny and the first school shooter of 2024. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.

Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.

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  Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.
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Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.
Style:	5/20 Generic school shooter.
Butthurt:	3/20
Bonus:	10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.
Total Score: 22/100 (F---)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• @Took2much - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)
• Obituary
• Obituary with comments
• dylansaywhat (archive) - SpaceHey
• dylansaywhat (archive) - Spotify
• dylansaywhat212 - Twitter (View the tweets here or here)
• Dylanpickle1996 - Reddit

Edmar Aparecido Freitas

Edmar Aparecido Freitas
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	8 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a skool shooter and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.

THE FAILURE

On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

Motive

Edmar studied at the school since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was polite, quiet and had good grades. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a fat fuck.

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  Edmar in his rural house
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Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 ...
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Seriously?
Style:	3/20 Ragequit
Butthurt:	4/20 Only Brazil was shocked
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 7.5/100 (F-------------)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Eero Hiltunen

Eero Samuli Hiltunen
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	2 dead, 8 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.

Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.

After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.

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  Eero at the scene of the crime.
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  Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)
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  The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero
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  Eero after the prison brawl.
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  Joona and Eero in court.

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	5/20 Should've practiced more.
Style:	5/20 Random attack.
Butthurt:	5/20
Bonus:	10/20 Escaping and other antics.
Total Score: 27/100 (F-)

Shittiest Finnish shooter. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Evita Kolmonen

Evita Kolmonen
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	0 killed, 0 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Another Eric and Dylan cock-rider who wanted to be the new Pekka-Eric Auvinen. However, she was such an idiot that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the pigs who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming Karma Hietanen instead (but sexier at least).

External Links

• /pol/ thread 1
• /pol/ thread 2
• /int/ thread (derailed almost immediately by Finns discussing anime)
• Finnish forum thread 1 (archive)
• Finnish forum thread 2 (archive)
• WPD thread (archive)
• Her Instagram @evitaaaw (Wayback Machine)

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  Evita's pig Cosplay
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  "This will be used to make a change."
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  "I think it's beautiful."
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  A mass shooter in the making
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  Boomer car selfie
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  How many do you need, woman??
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  Slut's Spotify
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  Evita wearing black
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  You lucky dog

Get lectured by a woman. (Jibber jabber version here) Evita wearing her coat. You can see her b00b5. Was Finnished before she even started. Previous Video | Next Video

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 ...
Accuracy:	0/20 Fuck out of here
Style:	0/20 Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list
Butthurt:	0/20 Fuck you
Bonus:	-69/20 For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen
Total Score: -69/100 (F-----------------------------------)

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Wanted Level:

Dog Catcher

Federico Guevara Elizondo

Fede Guevara
Nationality:	Mexican
Highscore	Killed 1, injured 3
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie beaner known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, but only managed to kill his teacher and injure 3 classmates before becoming an hero a few seconds later. His high score attempt was also so shitty that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later in the hospital.

From what is known, he announced his plan on some autistic Facebook groups and on Hispachan, a spic knockoff of 4chan.

The only notable thing about him is that he caused a lot of lulz and butthurt on the Latin American internet at the time, but nobody cares anymore.

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  Goodnight, sweet prince
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  Fede Guevara announcing he will shoot up his school on Facebook

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 3 injured
Accuracy:	10/20 Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?
Style:	5/20 SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Butthurt:	10/20 Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America
Bonus:	0/20 An 11-year-old boy did it better
Total Score: 26/100 (F)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Fekadu Nasha

Fekadu Nasha
Nationality:	Ethiopian
Highscore	12 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	12/20 Decent kill count
Accuracy:	18/20 2 girls went off
Style:	10/20 Crazy cop, traitorous wife
Butthurt:	1/20 Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world
Bonus:	20/20 Hero of the nation
Total Score: 61/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz

Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz
Nationality:	Mexicunt
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	Yes (in prison)

Gaybriel Assholeandro Gaylaviz was a 20-year-old spic and Suzano fanboy from Beanerland who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first incel attack in Latinoamérica. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he first stabbed an unknown woman in a motel to death before making his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before women's international day, no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow moid (he lived) before getting V& by the SpicPigs.

He also took pics with the classical SIEGE mask™, and uploaded it to his Failbook, because that's what all the cool tr00 aryan school shooters wear.

On August 7th, he decided that he wasn't about to spend the rest of his life getting gangraped by LOS ZETAS in prison, so he took the easy way out, gaining some minimal bonus points on the ranking below.

Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of competent players.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Could be better.
Accuracy:	15/20 3 out of 4 ain't bad
Style:	5/20 Incel pwner, yawn, been done before.
Butthurt:	4/20 Mexicunts, Amerikans and feminazis cared. The real world had other shit to worry about.
Bonus:	15/20 Obligatory bonus points for becoming An Hero + beating the couch cuck
Total Score: 42/100 (D-)

Next time, you USE A FUCKING GUN!!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni
Nationality:	BRAzilian
Highscore	4 kills, 11 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, v& for 3 years

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni, was a 16-year-old spic neo-nazi who on 25th November 2022, played a double round of CS:GOGOGO in — guess where? — Aracruz: BRAZIL AGAIN!

A Masacre

Ao video da jogo da morte

Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

(((Os Mortos)))

• Selena Zagrillo, 12
• Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos, 48
• Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara, 45
• Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo, 38

A Galleria da Aracruz

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  Average 2022- shooter
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  Oh my god it's The Supreme Gentleman
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  12-year-old fangirl meme
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  Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual Manlet
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  Moar gameplay
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  He must be compensating for something
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  All of the autism in one image

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 11 wounded
Accuracy:	6/20 Could you aim better fag?
Style:	5/20 That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half
Butthurt:	11/20 Talked on some media
Bonus:	20/20 Got TWO schools in one go
Total Score: 46/100 (E-)

Brazil is white! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• Covered on TOW...
• ... and WPD

Geir Kaldahl

Geir Kaldahl
Nationality:	Norwegian
Highscore	3 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Geir after shooting himself.

Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.

After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station
Style:	7/20 Angry dad
Butthurt:	5/20
Bonus:	8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage
Total Score: 28/100 (F)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Genildo Ferreira de França

Genildo Ferreira de França
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	14 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.

He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.

Suicide Note

The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.

And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.

I stop here because I can't go on.

I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.

I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.

It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.

I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.

Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.

GOODBYE

TO

EVERYONE

Signed Jenildo

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 Puts Suzano to shame.
Accuracy:	18/20 Only 1 injured.
Style:	13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit.
Butthurt:	5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares.
Bonus:	15/20 National High Score.
Total Score: 65/100 (C-)

Totally not gay. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

External links

• FindaGrave

Hasnain Anwar Warekar

Hasnain Anwar Warekar
Born	1981
Died	February 28, 2016 (aged 35)
Nationality:	Indian
Highscore	14 Killed, 1 Injured
Style	Hack N' Slash, Signleplayer
An hero?	Yes

On February 28, 2016, an indian man named Hasnain Anwar Warekar (Also mentioned by other sources as Hasnel Anwar Warekar, Husnail Varekar, and Asnain Anwar Warekar) epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.

The massacre

Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.

But why?

The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:

• Finacial debt
• Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened
• Mental illness

But in reality, we all know why he did it.

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 '
Accuracy:	17/20 Only left one survior
Style:	19/20 Classic familice
Butthurt:	4/20 Only jeetnistan cared.
Bonus:	5/20 '
Total Score: 59/100 (D)

Yo saar are de best! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Henrique Lira Trad

Henrique Lira Trad
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan from the world's asshole decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a couch) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). LMAO.

Prior to this edgelord's temper tantrum, he liked to play a Japanese RPG called Morimiya Middle School Shooting for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to not shoot up a school because he "was young and had more to live." Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because we have a page on him.

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  Evolved from emo to goth
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  EDGELORD1488
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  Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD
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  The set up
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  No way... is that... pepperspray?
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  The walk of shame
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  He's a vampire, they can't take him out into the sun!
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Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.
Accuracy:	1/20 Missed all crossbow shots but one.
Style:	1/20 Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody cared.
Bonus:	2/20 Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.
Total Score: 4/100 (F----------)

And we thought Kimveer was shit! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili

Iván Arancibia Navarro

Iván Arancibia Navarro
Nationality:	Chilean
Highscore	3 dead, 0 injured
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)

Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a handgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.

Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Bare minimum.
Accuracy:	20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect.
Style:	8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student
Butthurt:	3/20 Noone cares about Latinx shootings.
Bonus:	15/20 Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.
Total Score: 49/100 (C)

CONCHETUMADRE See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Jackson Mwanza

Jackson Mwanza
Nationality:	Tsambian
Highscore	2 kills, 3 wounded
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Jackson Mwanza, was a zambian police constable who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.

Shooting

Watcha problem fool?

Jackson, pissed off about an alleged cucking on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay in the college where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student (Andrew Zimba) in the leg and thigh. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, an heroed by a shot in the stomach, dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the failed Uneko. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.

Misc

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  What everyone was supposed to see on Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary that day
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  What everyone saw that day

RANT

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 Fail
Accuracy:	8/20 Fucking failed
Style:	10/20 School shooting by a policeman
Butthurt:	5/20 Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.
Bonus:	5/20 For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia
Total Score: 30/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Jori Juhani Lasonen

Jori Juhani Lasonen
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	3 dead, 0 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	10/20 Killed every target
Style:	5/20 Schizo mall shooter
Butthurt:	5/20
Bonus:	13/20 Women-only
Total Score: 36/100 (E)

Did not live up to Finnish standards! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• Chess.com profile
•  His Twitter
• Some other profile

José Marimon Carles

José Marimon Carles
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	10 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Killed by police)

Jose Marimon Carles, was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the police

Matanza

Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.

Game Over

Galería

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  The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.
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  Goodnight Sweet Prince

Graded Score
Kill count:	10/20 Dago Champion
Accuracy:	18/20 2 faggots escaped
Style:	20/20 Tuberculosis killer
Butthurt:	5/20 1928
Bonus:	17/20 You are the winrar
Total Score: 70/100 (C)

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Wanted Level:
___________________

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Guardia Civil

Joseph Couch

Joseph Couch
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 0, injured 8
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by Colt Gray, a new challenger appeared in Kentucky, and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his Colt AR-15 which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun Robert Bowers used to kill those kikes in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing Fortnite.

The Man

Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.

Attempt

In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and killing no one.

Great Escape

He escaped into the woods like Robert Card.

Minecraft Manhunt

He was, of course, wanted by the feds, but after many rednecks trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became an hero and was found by an elderly couple who talked about how finding him was like finding a golden egg. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 8 injured
Accuracy:	2/20 Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire
Style:	10/20 Wasn't found for 11 days
Butthurt:	15/20 Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty
Bonus:	10/20 Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time
Total Score: 37/100 (F-)

Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

External Links

• TOW coverage

Josiah Lyons

Josiah Lyons
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 0, injured 1
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even Sky Bouche's identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, Illinois got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.

This kid did worse than AlGore by over 9000%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an Anders.

On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.

Punishment

For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.

Fun Fact

Because of how lame this school shooting was, it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page. Oh boy!

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	1/20 1 injured
Style:	0/20 Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway
Butthurt:	0/20 No attention for 7 years
Bonus:	0/20 Got his TOW coverage revoked
Total Score: 1/100 (F-)

At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Karen

See Also

• Colt Gray - Better 14-year-old school shooter.
• Steven Kazmierczak - Best Illinois school shooter.

Juan Medina Gordillo

Juan Medina Gordillo
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	6 kills
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Anger over a report

Juan Medina Gordillo, was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in San Millan de Lara and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he committed suicide by a shot in the chest.

La Masacre

27th November, 1996. Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened María del Carmen Delgado Juez with a toy gun and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a hunting rifle (actually a double barreled shotgun, you fucking wikitards) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his banhammer. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural Redneck town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and BTFO the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to an hero by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 Pwned
Accuracy:	20/20 Had better aim than the Izquierdos
Style:	20/20 Pissing off about a report and then ban his family
Butthurt:	2/20 It went down in the annals of Burgos history
Bonus:	12/20 I dunno man
Total Score: 60/100 (D)

Very original, but low high score See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________

Policia Nacional

Juraj Krajčík

Juraj Krajčík
Nationality:	Slovak
High Score	2 dead, 1 injured
Style	FPS, Single Player
An Hero?	Yes

Juraj Krajčík (gamertag: prism55) was a 19-year-old Slovak guy who, in October of 2022, tried to beat Omar Mateen's High Score by shooting up a gay bar in Bratislava. However, he instead pussied out after killing two faggots and injuring another, before becoming an hero sometime later. Overall, since he did absolutely shit, combined with the fact that literally no Americans know that Slovakia exists, no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf, and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.

Like most of Tarrant's Lads, he wrote a little manifesto too. So much effort, yet only two kills.

	“	2-1 kdr, not my problem. wish i couldve gone higher but whatever. wanted to bag the prime minister but i didnt get lucky with his car arriving	„
	— 4chan thread

	“	sad for my family, happy with my own life, nothing for the two faggots. soon a bit of lead	„
	— What was going through his mind

	“	just doing the right thing, i felt sadder for my family afterwards than the two faggots i fucked up	„

	“	made my own decision to do this, i had barely any dms with people on telegram or wherever.	„
	— He thought Telegram anons produced good content though

	“	not groomed. got my views first from 8c then various sites. most of all seeing it with my own eyes really settled the deal for me. decided on my own volition	„

	“	my nigger i’d rather live just 19 years than 91 while knowing what the kikes are doing.	„

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Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 1 injured.
Accuracy:	15/20
Style:	12/20 Shootin' fags.
Butthurt:	0/20 Who?
Bonus:	10/20 Two less fags in this world.
Total Score: 39/100 (F-)

Omar Mateen is rolling in his grave. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• He answered questions on /pol/ after the shooting
• His "Happening thread" with zero replies (archive)
• prism55 - YouTube channel, Baleeted Last thursday. Had more subscribers than another failed high scorer.
• prism55Games - Another YouTube channel, Baleeted Last thursday.
• PrismVlogs - Yet another YouTube channel, Baleeted Last thursday.
• Fandom/Wikia Account - Disabled

Kevin Neal

Kevin Janson Neal
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	5 killed, 18 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
Motive	white male rage, attempted loli hunting.
An Hero?	self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops

On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insane pissed off redneck Kevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting some much needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary School which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.

After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 Did better than Randy Stair.
Accuracy:	3/20 Had shit aim.
Style:	5/20 Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.
Butthurt:	5/20 Decent score for a small town, Shit score by American standards.
Bonus:	0/20 Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.
Total Score: 18/100 (F---)

Grand Theft Redneck. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
Nationality:	Inuit
Highscore	3 killed 2 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	Nope

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Mass attack
Accuracy:	12/20 More kills than wounded
Style:	4/20 No motive, just random attack
Butthurt:	1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it
Bonus:	10/20 2nd Inuit massacre
Total Score: 30/100 (D)

Silver medal of Inuit's history See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze

Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	13 injured
Style	CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	No (they tried)

Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.

Lore

Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.

The Stabbing

The fail scene

On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.

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Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Seriously?
Accuracy:	3/20 Bad and cheap columbine copycat
Style:	10/20 Good for doing on CO-OP mode
Butthurt:	2/20 Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia
Bonus:	0/20 Nope
Total Score: 15/100 (F---)

Gay Lovers See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Longo Dhendonga

Longo Dhendonga
Nationality:	Doctor Congo
Highscore	14 dead, 10 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 Not bad for a drunk nigger.
Accuracy:	16/20 4 injured.
Style:	10/20 Negra rage.
Butthurt:	2/20 Africa lol.
Bonus:	12/20 Black on black violence.
Total Score: 54/100 (D)

Shit was easier back in the days. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Ľubomír Harman

Ľubomír Harman
Birthdate:	31st March, 1962
Deathdate:	30th August, 2010
Nationality:	Slovak
Highscore	7 kills, 15 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.

Ľubomír's life

Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.

On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.

The Rampage

Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some romainians. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 '
Accuracy:	5/20 Did you really practice?
Style:	15/20 Slovak Rambo.
Butthurt:	15/20 Yes, a lot of people cried.
Bonus:	15/20 For an hero after being shot by police.
Total Score: 57/100 (D+)

Actual Slovak High Score See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Lulz Sources

From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled

Marek Nowak

Marek Nowak
Nationality:	Pole
Highscore	0 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.

The shooting

El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.

Motive

The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	0/20 Fail
Style:	2/20 Columbine copycat
Butthurt:	2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days
Bonus:	0/20 Fuck you
Total Score: 4/100 (F------------)

Sebastian Bosse's schizophrenic son See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard

Master Phasid Trutassanawin

Master Phasid Trutassanawin
Born	September 21st, 2009
Nationality:	Thai
Highscore	3 dead, 4 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&

Lulzfest

Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.

Investigation

A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.

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High Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Mass shooting
Accuracy:	8/20 Didn't Headshot
Style:	15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him
Butthurt:	7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 40/100 (E)

Jori Lasonen's asian lost brother See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See Also

• Panya Khamrab: Thailand's highest score
• Jakrapanth Thomma: Thailand's former highest score

Mattias Flink

Mattias Flink
Nationality:	Swede
Highscore	7 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

MFW: I walk out of prison after pwning 7 n00bs

On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.

Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.

After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.

Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 Three injured.
Accuracy:	12/20 Did alright being drunk and all.
Style:	13/20 Rambo.
Butthurt:	11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.
Bonus:	20/20 Got released.
Total Score: 63/100 (C-)

The Swedish Champion. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Mauricio Martinez Garcia

Mauricio Martinez Garcia
Nationality:	Spic
Highscore	8 dead, 7 injured
Style	FPS, Single Player
An Hero?	No (killed by police)

Mauricio was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as Omar Mateen. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been a lurker right here on ED!

Fakk U!

External Links

• His ok.ru profile Shoa'd
  • (Archived: (Wayback Machine) (archive))
  • Browse statuses
• PsycoVision 5 Archive

Last vid he uploaded.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	8/20 7 injured
Accuracy:	11/20
Style:	10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting
Butthurt:	10/20 Nazi tattoos, Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal
Bonus:	5/20 Wrecked by the cops.
Total Score: 44/100 (F)

Shouldn't have played on Nightmare Difficulty, especially shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Max Porta

Max Porta
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	1 kill, 4 injured
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single Player
An Hero?	No

Max Porta C., was a spaniard 13-year-old student who on April 20 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, Spain, with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the b00bs. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are doing so much pain!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but David Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to cry. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than the couch cuck.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 '
Accuracy:	6/20 Could you aim your machete to the neck?
Style:	10/20 Trolling with a crossbow
Butthurt:	11/20 UE had news coverage about it.
Bonus:	20/20 For being first big troll in a Dagoland sk00l
Total Score: 48/100 (C)

Why do you use a crossbow?Also, AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE, you idiot!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Lower Range Policia Nacional

External links

 Fake Max's twitter
ToW's coverage

Myles Sanderson

Myles Brandon Sanderson
Nationality:	Injun
Highscore	11 dead, 18 injured
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	Yes, via drug overdose

Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.

3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?

Graded Score
Kill count:	11/20 18 injured.
Accuracy:	7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder.
Style:	15/20 Injun rage.
Butthurt:	18/20 3-day manhunt and international news.
Bonus:	15/20 Killed his brother and played solo.
Total Score: 66/100 (C)

See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Nathaniel Jouett

Nathaniel Jouett
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No, surrendered

This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 4 injured.
Accuracy:	9/20
Style:	10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.
Butthurt:	4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck.
Bonus:	0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?
Total Score: 25/100 (F)

Fuck outta here normiefag See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Nicolae Lungu

Nicolae Lungu
Nationality:	Romanian
Highscore	7 dead, 6 injured
Style	Single Player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero?	No

Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.

Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.

Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 not bad for a crazy gypsy
Accuracy:	11/20 He killed more people than he injured
Style:	10/20 Hack n'Slash
Butthurt:	8/20 Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident
Bonus:	10/20 For using a IV stand to his incident
Total Score: 46/100 (D-)

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Police Force

Pere Puig

Pere Puig Puntí
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	4 dead
Style	Singleplayer
An Hero?	No

Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering

La Masacre de Olot

On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.

Citados y Galeria

	“	Hace frio, eh?	„
	—Random Guy

	“	Its cold outside, eh?	„
	—Translation

	“	Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor	„
	—Pere Puig being a absolute psycho

	“	I'm going to warm up soon	„
	—Translation

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  Pere in action

La puntuanción

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20
Accuracy:	20/20 All kills
Style:	15/20 Sheriff style shooting
Butthurt:	9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve
Bonus:	10/20 For successing on the revenge on his boss
Total Score: 58/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:
___________________

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Policia Nacional

Petter Kyvik

Petter Kristian Kyvik
Nationality:	Norwegian
Highscore	4 injured
Style	Bomberman
An Hero?	No

During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.

Investigation

As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik^卐, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.

Aftermath

After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.

Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.

In 2011, Petter spectated Anders Behring Breivik's trial, but was asked to leave.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	4/20 Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.
Style:	3/20 Failed and snitched.
Butthurt:	15/20 Escaped several times, causing a major headache for the authorities.
Bonus:	10/20 Showed his support to the local Justiciar Knight Commander.
Total Score: 32/100 (D-)

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Police Force

Rafael Solich

Rafael Solich
Nationality:	Argie
Highscore	3 killed, 5 injured
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	Sadly, no

Rafael "Juniors" Solich was a 15 year old 100% white Aryan Argentine who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.

Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and Pink Floyd lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "EVERYONE MUST DIE" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern Argentina who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.

He was declared too young to be persecuted and subsequently acquitted. Solich now spends his days as a jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Fair enough for a single pistol
Accuracy:	10/20 At least he knew to aim for the head
Style:	8/20 Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo
Butthurt:	10/20 Argies still remember his name to this day
Bonus:	12/20 For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux
Total Score: 43/100 (D)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Raymond Spencer

Raymond Spencer
Nationality:	Mutt Spic
Highscore	4 injured
Style	Single player, Camping
An Hero?	Yes

Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old spic who shot and injured 4 people on a camping shooting before becoming an hero. Also was the lost retarded brother of Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment.

Shooting

Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but nobody is injured after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's Wikipedia article, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous 4chan forum. Raymond then became an hero and ended the shooting.

Gallery

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  Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. But they are alive
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  His bedroom. Notice the Yakub poster on the wall
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  His guns
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  The bed, unmade
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  The local school after Spencer's fail.
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  Brenda Spencer style
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  A foreskin nationalist
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  His 4chan post, he even specified a license for his video

NEED AIMBOT
(Original higher quality video. Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 No kills
Accuracy:	1/20 He scored the same as Asa
Style:	9/20 Camper. Even Martin Peyerl did it better
Butthurt:	1/20 Nobody gives a fuck
Bonus:	5/20 For an hero
Total Score: 16/100 (E-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Ricardo Barreda

Ricardo Barreda
Born	June 16, 1936
Died	May 25, 2020 (aged 83)
Nationality:	Argentinian
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 0
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, pwned by heart attack

Ricardo Alberto Barreda, nicknamed "Conchita", was an Argentine truecel and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were femoids) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20
Accuracy:	9/20 No injuries
Style:	4/20
Butthurt:	5/20 Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.
Bonus:	18/20 Got sanctified, which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.
Total Score: 40/100 (D-)

Nice massacre, grandpa. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• TOW coverage
• Spic version, which has more info on it

Robério Souza de Oliveira

Robério Souza de Oliveira
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	7 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a high score, armed with a Shotgun he shot and wounded 7 people, before escaping and Anheroes in the head.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Fail
Style:	3/20 Schizo
Butthurt:	3/20
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 6.5/100 (F----------)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Robert Crayton Jr.

Robert Crayton Jr.
Nationality:	Nigger
Highscore	4 dead
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 Crappy family killer
Accuracy:	20/20 None injured during the massacre
Style:	0/20 Family killing, so common
Butthurt:	8/20 Not so much butthurt
Bonus:	20/20 For an hero
Total Score: 52/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• Robert Crayton

Roger Kjetså

Roger Kjetså
Born	January 12, 1977
Died	January 13, 2002 (aged 25)
Nationality:	Norwegian
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.

The Shooting

While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.

At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.

After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.

At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.

	“	Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.	„
	—Message #1

	“	I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.	„
	—Message #2

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Gallery

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  Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
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  "Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
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  Cops outside the house where it all took place.
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  A rifle just like the one Roger used.
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  Suicide message. Translation is found above.
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  The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..
Style:	10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 15/100 (F---)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Roman Gizatulin

Roman Gizatulin
Born	2011
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	4 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No

On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of Russia was doing his job with the war, 13-year-old Roman Gizatulin (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a an Special Education student, went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a KMFDM shirt and wear all black, a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with trying to slit the throat of a girl who had previously bullying bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun"". He was V& after his ragequit and interview on vidya.

Roman's pose needs to talk about too much

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	3/20 Boring
Style:	0/20 Anton Bichivin 2.0.
Butthurt:	2/20 Russian news coverge
Bonus:	0/20 Fuck You
Total Score: 5/100 (Z-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Rudolf Nikolli

Rudolf Nikolli
Born	1987
Nationality:	Albanian
Highscore	Injured 5
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No

Rudolf Nikolli is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Epic fail
Accuracy:	2/20 Only managed to injure 5 people
Style:	4/20 Used their method to try to reach the high score
Butthurt:	2/20 Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit
Bonus:	10/20 For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country
Total Score: 18/100 (E--)

Albanian Tarrant wannabe See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See Also

• Brenton Tarrant - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.

External Links

• CCTV footage

Sergey Lepnev

Sergey Lepnev
Born	ca. 1979
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	6 kills, 2 wounded
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Sergey Lepnev (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.

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  Now on colour
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  Sergey, with his rifle
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  V&
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  He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
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  Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
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  Alleged picture of his shooting

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 2 injured
Accuracy:	16/20 Had a good aim after all
Style:	15/20 Military prank went wrong
Butthurt:	3/20 Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history
Bonus:	5/20 Not everyone attacks a military school
Total Score: 45/100 (D)

Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

OMOH

External Links

• TOW coverage
• English version, on Simple English Wikipedia

C Also

• Mikhail Pivnev, Anton Bichivin, Ilya Ivanistov - Failed successors
• Vladislav Roslyakov - Did Sergey's job at his college
• Ilnaz Galyaviev - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey
• Timur Bekmansurov - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey
• Ruslan Akhtyamov - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them
• Artyom Kazantsev - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur

Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam

Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
Nationality:	Iranian
Highscore	14 dead, 11 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Shot by cops)

Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.

Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 '
Accuracy:	12/20
Style:	10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt:	4/20 Just another day in Iran.
Bonus:	15/20 Cop-killer.
Total Score: 55/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:

National Guard

Sicelo Dlamini

Sicelo Dlamini
Nationality:	Swazi
Highscore	1 dead, 10 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No (Killed by a mob)

Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.

Life

In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.

The Fail

The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.

Gallery

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  The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 A cocksucker student
Accuracy:	2/20 Swazi's worst fail
Style:	5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng
Butthurt:	5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.
Bonus:	20/20 For doing it in drugs
Total Score: 33/100 (D-)

No one cares See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Tristan Van der Vlis

Tristan Van Der Vlis
Nationality:	Dutch
Highscore	6 dead, 16 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 16 before An Heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

Lore

Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.

The Amok Day

After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.

Gaem Over

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  Tristan on primary
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  His school resume.Kinda schizo
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  Weaponry
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  The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 '
Accuracy:	7/20 You should go more days to shooting range
Style:	10/20 Birthday party style
Butthurt:	7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 30/100 (E+)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Uroš Blažić

Uroš Blažić
Nationality:	Serb
Highscore	9 dead, 13 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.

The Shooting

On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.

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  He got V&
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Graded Score
Kill count:	9/20 '
Accuracy:	13/20 Unraped
Style:	5/20 Discuss shooting
Butthurt:	7/20 Overshadowed by other incidents
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 34/100 (D-)

Forgotten forever. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Vadim Miloshevsky

Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky
Nationality:	Belaruskie
Highscore	2 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No

Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.

Background

15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that every parent can only dream about. He was intelligent, quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played football and was a crucial part of the school team.

THE ATTACK

At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, 2019, our hero Vadim Miloshevsky came to the school, entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old zoomer Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and died epicly in the hands of his father. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and smoke bombs. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.

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  Vadim is V& ‎
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  The pwned

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 School map highest score in Belarus
Accuracy:	10/20 Could you better stabb in the backhead?
Style:	10/20 Laughing teen attack
Butthurt:	7/20 Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 29/100 (E-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Viateur Nkurunziza

Viateur Nkurunziza
Nationality:	Rwandan
Highscore	6 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Killed by a pal)

Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 Really decent score.
Accuracy:	15/20 Good aim while drunk
Style:	20/20 Rwandan Fort Hood
Butthurt:	2/20 África.
Bonus:	15/20 For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck
Total Score: 58/100 (D)

Highest score in rwanda Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Zaniar Matapour

ثنا‌یار متاع‌پور
Nationality:	Iranian immigrant
Highscore	2 dead, 21 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old Iranian who immigrated to Norway when he was 12, and would 30 years later in 2022 shoot up a gay bar with a pistol and what was described by bystanders as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some butch dyke. The attack's strategic timing resulted in Oslo Pride getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.

Zaniar is, in a sense, the islamist counterpart of Philip Manshaus, as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.

PST (Norwegian FBI) had Zaniar on their radar as early as 2015 due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of cocaine which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.

He also beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian who was banging his sister in 2016. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".

Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.

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  Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.
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  Scouting out the scene a few days before.
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  Entering a mosque.
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  On his way to shoot up the gay bar.
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Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 Should've fucking aimed better.
Accuracy:	0/20 What the fuck was he doing?
Style:	2/20 Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.
Butthurt:	16/20 Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.
Bonus:	10/20 Refuse to talk to police.
Total Score: 30/100 (E-)

Did shit by Mudslime standards. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Politi

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