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< | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Darrell Brooks'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 21, 1982 ({{age|1982|2|21}} years old)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 62}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|33rd]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}} | |||
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On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the '''Waukesha Parade Attack''', a [[nigger]] named '''Darrell Brooks''' was playing Carmageddon on his old [[Nintendo 64]] console. He imagined himself killing [[white people]] with his SUV and getting some [[street cred]] from the [[Jews|trustworthy mainstream media]]. He announced his plan on his [[Twatter]] account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some [[Lemonparty|old people]]. | |||
==Graded Score== | == Darrell Brooks == | ||
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a | [[File:ishowspeedblowjob.gif|thumb|right|Darrell, in happier times.]] | ||
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, [[Sick fuck|a child rapist]] and addicted to [[drug]]s. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to [[Jail|rehab centers]] [[at least 100]] times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed [[Lie|his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life]], which even convinced the [[retard]]s making the documentary that he [[Fucktard|actually meant it]]. | |||
In fact, he meant it so much that he [[Lol|went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping]], and even got arrested for firing a shot from a [[Typical|stolen firearm]] at his nephew and '''having meth''' in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to [[Coronavirus|recent events]], he was [[WTF|allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars]]. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and [[Lulz|then ran her over]]. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to [[Jail|Nigger University]], with that incident being a learning experience for the [[Nigger|Dindu]]. | |||
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the [[cop]]s were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up. | |||
<center><youtube>BbyeFUJrqBY</youtube></center> | |||
<center>'''The documentary in question. He appears around 10 minutes in.'''</center> | |||
=== His (C)Rap Career === | |||
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to [[Drugs|achieve]] [[Money|success]], and so, he opened up a [[JewTube]] account and called himself [[Gay|Mathboi Fly]]. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And [[when you see it]]... | |||
[[File:Darrell_SUV.png|thumb|center|500px|[[OH SHI-]] ]] | |||
== IRL Carmaggedon == | |||
His ex calling the cops was the [[Penis|straw]] that [[Raeped|broke]] the nigger's [[Ass|back]], and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by [[at least 100]] cracKKKers, and just like every good [[Nigger|American]], he used his right to [[Murder|self-defense]] and [[James Alex Fields|ran over anyone that got in his path]], before fleeing. | |||
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he [[Doing it wrong|used his red SUV to get to the man's house]]. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our [[Nigger|hero]] finally got v&. | |||
== Gameplay Footage == | |||
<center>[[File:WaukeshaAttackFootage.mp4]]</center> | |||
== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|6|[[You suck|(and 62 injured)]]|10|It's a car, it's not that hard.|10|Typical "plow into the crowd" action|20|Crackers got mad|15|Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed)|61|C-|Not enough whites killed, but it's still worth it}} | |||
{{Wanted|3}} | {{Wanted|3}} | ||
==See Also== | == See Also == | ||
*[[Black Lives Matter]] | *[[Black Lives Matter]] | ||
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] | *[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] | ||
*[[James Alex Fields]] - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, [[Fail|but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa]] | |||
*[[Nigger]] - duh | |||
*[[Robert Crimo]] - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger. | |||
*[[White Extinction]] | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
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[[category:2021]] | [[category:2021]] | ||
[[category:IRL Shit]] | |||
Revision as of 22:30, 22 November 2024
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| Darrell Brooks | |
| Born | February 21, 1982 (42 years old) |
| Nationality: | Basketball American 
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| Highscore | Killed 6, injured 62 |
| Top 50? | 33rd |
| Style | Carmageddon |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
On November 21st 2021, moments prior to the Waukesha Parade Attack, a nigger named Darrell Brooks was playing Carmageddon on his old Nintendo 64 console. He imagined himself killing white people with his SUV and getting some street cred from the trustworthy mainstream media. He announced his plan on his Twatter account, got into his car and found his targets: a bunch of innocent white kids, and some old people.
Darrell Brooks
Darrell was your average nigger: black, violent, a child rapist and addicted to drugs. He was so addicted to drugs that he had to go to rehab centers at least 100 times, and one of these times, he was interviewed by some guys making a documentary, where he expressed his desire to improve as a person, and to give his son a better life, which even convinced the retards making the documentary that he actually meant it.
In fact, he meant it so much that he went on to get arrested a couple more times for strangling some faggot, domestic abuse, and bail jumping, and even got arrested for firing a shot from a stolen firearm at his nephew and having meth in his pockets one year before he went Full Nigger, but due to recent events, he was allowed to leave police custody after his bail was lowered to 500 dollars. And in typical nigger fashion, he was then arrested once more for stalking his ex, forcing her to get in his car, and then ran her over. Unfortunately for him, she survived and he was taken back to Nigger University, with that incident being a learning experience for the Dindu.
But due to the law being pro-nigger, he was put on $1000 bail and released. And just like clockwork, the cops were called to his ex's house after the two had an argument, but he left before the pigs could turn up.
His (C)Rap Career
That's right, this nigger, just like every other Basketball American out there, liked rap, and saw it as his way to achieve success, and so, he opened up a JewTube account and called himself Mathboi Fly. Of note here is his music video for his shitty song called "Half a Ticket". Pay very close attention to the red SUV in the background. And when you see it...
IRL Carmaggedon
His ex calling the cops was the straw that broke the nigger's back, and using his crappy SUV, he then drove to some faggy parade to calm down, where he was set upon by at least 100 cracKKKers, and just like every good American, he used his right to self-defense and ran over anyone that got in his path, before fleeing.
He then ended up on the front door of some rando and asked him for help, the only issue being is that he used his red SUV to get to the man's house. After realizing that he was dealing with the nigger behind the wheel, he called the cops and our hero finally got v&.
Gameplay Footage
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 (and 62 injured) |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 10/20 It's a car, it's not that hard. |
| Style: | 10/20 Typical "plow into the crowd" action |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Crackers got mad |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Paroled and got away with it (and 11 months later got jailed) |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Black Lives Matter
- Kyle Rittenhouse
- James Alex Fields - Also tried getting the High Score with a car, but only killed some fat cunt and got scared off by Antifa
- Nigger - duh
- Robert Crimo - Also a JewTube rapper. Minus points for being Mexican and Jewish, but did marginally better than this nigger.
- White Extinction
