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|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her | |||
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison | |||
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]] | |||
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}} | |||
[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]] | [[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]] | ||
'''Jasmine Richardson''' is a [[13 year old girl|12 year old girl]] who knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[ | |||
'''Jasmine Richardson''' is a [[13 year old girl|12 year old girl]] who with a help of his bf, on 23rd April 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Canada|Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, [http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=ce5c240d-8254-4e64-a757-d00e501d5fea Jeremy Steinke] who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer. | |||
==The Aftermath== | ==The Aftermath== | ||
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]] | [[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]] | ||
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. | |||
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]]. | |||
==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
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==Trivia | ==The More You Know/Trivia== | ||
[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]] | [[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]] | ||
*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide. | *[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide. | ||
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! Coincidence? You decide. | *Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide. | ||
* | *Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide. | ||
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account ended the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide | *Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide. | ||
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta. | |||
*Released from prison in 2011, Jasmine | *Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide. | ||
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. | *[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide. | ||
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide. | |||
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide. | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Loli]] | *[[Loli]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:06, 16 November 2024
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| Jasmine Richardson | |
| Born | ca. 1994 (32 years old) |
| Nationality: | Canuck 
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| Highscore | 3 kills |
| Top 50? | Fuck No |
| Style | Co-op (manipulative), Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
—Jasmine Richardson, who gets free HBO in prison | ||
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Jasmine Richardson is a 12 year old girl who with a help of his bf, on 23rd April 2006, knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 12, she is the youngest killer in Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, Jeremy Steinke who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.
The Aftermath
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree IRL permabannage to the fullest extent of the lol for a minor, which means 10 solid years of Pruno and hairy-lipped cunnilingus from Tori Sue Heck's extended family. It is unknown whether or not the fursuits will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May 2016.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Got the best aim, although it was a family killing |
| Style: | 10/20 Emofags on love |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Still being recalled on the "Kids who killed" section |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery of a VF
The More You Know/Trivia
- Over 9000 Jews were absent from Israel when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
- Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
- Charles ManSON - Jasmine RichardSON - Jeremy is some guy's SON - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death SON - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David SONboly went amok. Coincidence? You decide.
- Jasmine's nexopia account ended the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
- Released from prison in
2011, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta. - Like Kimveer Gill, was on VampireFreaks during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an hindi. Coincidence? You decide.
- 2006 was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
- A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a MP3 the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
- His bf was 23 years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April 23rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
See Also
- Loli
- FYIAD
- Serious Business
- Kimveer Gill - VF luser who also sperg out.
- Colt Gray - Example of emofag kid killer
- Jose Reyes - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
- Dimitris Patmanidis - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.
External Links
- The bitch's Nexopia page
- Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page
- Police press release
- Fox News Canadia article
- Another article
- MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue
- There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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