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'''Body Pillows''' are inanimate sacks used by people for [[fucking|sleeping]] with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would ''NEED'' to use it. But for people who just ''WANT'' to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will [[die alone]]. | |||
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==Types== | ==Types== | ||
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===Love Pillows=== | ===Love Pillows=== | ||
[[Image:Hairy pillow fuckers ass theanimereality.jpg|thumb|right| Proper usage of a body pillow.]] | [[Image:Hairy pillow fuckers ass theanimereality.jpg|thumb|right| Proper usage of a body pillow.]] | ||
These pillows are marketed specifically to those who will eventually perish alone. While their shape defines just how one properly utilizes it, all forms could be used for [[masturbation]]. Some of these look like [[guro|sections of body parts]] that are supposed to be clung onto or rested upon while the person fantasizes [[Mai Waifu|someone]] is actually there. Another form is a rectangular pillow the size of an average human, and would usually display an [[Stalker|actual person]] or cartoon character. In the [[Japan|island populated by technologically advanced fetishists]], these are known as "dakimakura" (literally meaning, fuck-pillow). Some love pillows sport [[cock|penises]], [[SPH|strategically placed holes]], and [[tits]]. | |||
These pillows are marketed specifically to those who will eventually perish alone. While their shape defines just how one properly utilizes it, | |||
===Orthopedic Pillows=== | ===Orthopedic Pillows=== | ||
[[Image:Travel Pillow creepy egeneralmedicaldotcom.jpg|thumb|right| Example of an orthopedic pillow.]] | [[Image:Travel Pillow creepy egeneralmedicaldotcom.jpg|thumb|right| Example of an orthopedic pillow.]] | ||
These are the ones that are actually manufactured for a practical use. They can be used to help support the bloated forms of women who are stupid enough to get pregnant and relieve back pain before flushing out the fetus with a successful stillbirth. Others are employed on broken or aching [[DAT ASS|areas]] of the body that were somehow [[blowjob|injured]] until they have healed. The strange shapes of these are engineered for those specific purposes, but they are rendered pointless and ugly things to have lying around once the problem they were used for is gone. Ergo, these most likely to be found within homes of the [[rich]], the [[old|elderly]], in hospitals or [[jew|people borrowing from all of them.]] | These are the ones that are actually manufactured for a practical use. They can be used to help support the bloated forms of women who are stupid enough to get pregnant and relieve back pain before flushing out the fetus with a successful stillbirth. Others are employed on broken or aching [[DAT ASS|areas]] of the body that were somehow [[blowjob|injured]] until they have healed. The strange shapes of these are engineered for those specific purposes, but they are rendered pointless and ugly things to have lying around once the problem they were used for is gone. Ergo, these most likely to be found within homes of the [[rich]], the [[old|elderly]], in hospitals or [[jew|people borrowing from all of them.]] | ||
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== | == Gallery == | ||
< | {{Collapsegallery||Body Pillow Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File: | File:Body Pillow Adventure Time.jpg | ||
File: | File:Nude lolis dakimakura gstaticdotcom.jpg | ||
File:Chibiusa body pillow.jpg | |||
File:Body Pillow Konata.jpg | |||
File:GardePillowBothSides.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg| [[My Little Pony| You're going to <b>LOVE ME</b>!!!]] | |||
File:Body Pillow Tiger.jpg | |||
File:Body Pillow Zelda.png | |||
File:Comfort U babe sphotosdotakdotfbcdndotnet.jpg | File:Comfort U babe sphotosdotakdotfbcdndotnet.jpg | ||
File:Gay pillow fucker by peggy wang.jpg | File:Gay pillow fucker by peggy wang.jpg | ||
File:FOREVER ARONE by peggy wang.jpg| Many walk in public, ignorant of how low they have let themselves sink. | File:FOREVER ARONE by peggy wang.jpg| Many walk in public, ignorant of how low they have let themselves sink. | ||
File: | File:Pilldo_DianaRossFan.jpg | ||
File:Body Pillow Cornflakes.jpg | |||
File:Body Pillow Bikini.jpg | |||
File:Japan Arm Pillow.jpg | |||
File:Hawt pillowsmex voyuerwebdotcom.jpg | |||
File:Twilight_body_pillow.jpg | File:Twilight_body_pillow.jpg | ||
File: | File:Female body pillow chest.jpg | ||
</gallery> | File:Ryans waifu pillows.jpg | ||
File:Pizza Body Pillow.png | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
{{fv| | {{fv|pillowvids|background-color:#a9a9a9;|font-size:125%; | ||
|<youtube>DKiOwKN4jVY</youtube> | |<youtube>DKiOwKN4jVY</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>ICRt2-plVSE</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>wig0otzt_PY</youtube> | |<youtube>wig0otzt_PY</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>qwV4sO8244w</youtube>}} | |<youtube>qwV4sO8244w</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>08jttmGiqK8</youtube>}} | |||
</center> | </center> | ||
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*[[Forever Alone]] | *[[Forever Alone]] | ||
*[[Japan]] | *[[Japan]] | ||
*[[Imaginary Girlfriend]] | |||
*[[Hentai]] | *[[Hentai]] | ||
*[[Mai Waifu]] | *[[Mai Waifu]] | ||
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* http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html | * http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html | ||
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{{Dying Alone}} | |||
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{{ | {{timeline|Featured article December 10 & 11, [[2012]]|[[Zeta Toy]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Plush Pedobear]]}} | ||
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Body Pillows are inanimate sacks used by people for sleeping with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would NEED to use it. But for people who just WANT to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will die alone.
Types
Body pillows come in a variety shapes and sizes, different types for a specific use. But they definitely fall into one of the two categories.
Love Pillows
These pillows are marketed specifically to those who will eventually perish alone. While their shape defines just how one properly utilizes it, all forms could be used for masturbation. Some of these look like sections of body parts that are supposed to be clung onto or rested upon while the person fantasizes someone is actually there. Another form is a rectangular pillow the size of an average human, and would usually display an actual person or cartoon character. In the island populated by technologically advanced fetishists, these are known as "dakimakura" (literally meaning, fuck-pillow). Some love pillows sport penises, strategically placed holes, and tits.
Orthopedic Pillows
These are the ones that are actually manufactured for a practical use. They can be used to help support the bloated forms of women who are stupid enough to get pregnant and relieve back pain before flushing out the fetus with a successful stillbirth. Others are employed on broken or aching areas of the body that were somehow injured until they have healed. The strange shapes of these are engineered for those specific purposes, but they are rendered pointless and ugly things to have lying around once the problem they were used for is gone. Ergo, these most likely to be found within homes of the rich, the elderly, in hospitals or people borrowing from all of them.
People who have fucked pillows
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See Also
External Links
- http://www.dakimakurapillow.com Now you can make your own!
- http://www.mypillowpartner.com
- http://www.spine-health.com/wellness/sleep/different-types-pillows
- http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?pagewanted=all
- http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html
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