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'''Body Pillows''' are inanimate sacks used by people for [[fucking|sleeping]] with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would ''NEED'' to use it. But for people who just ''WANT'' to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will [[die alone]]. | '''Body Pillows''' are inanimate sacks used by people for [[fucking|sleeping]] with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would ''NEED'' to use it. But for people who just ''WANT'' to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will [[die alone]]. | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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File:Chibiusa | File:Chibiusa body pillow.jpg | ||
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* http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?pagewanted=all | * http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?pagewanted=all | ||
* http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html | * http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article December 10 & 11, [[2012]]|[[Zeta Toy]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Plush Pedobear]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article December 10 & 11, [[2012]]|[[Zeta Toy]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Plush Pedobear]]}} |
Latest revision as of 17:22, 25 August 2024
Body Pillows are inanimate sacks used by people for sleeping with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would NEED to use it. But for people who just WANT to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will die alone.
Types
Body pillows come in a variety shapes and sizes, different types for a specific use. But they definitely fall into one of the two categories.
Love Pillows
These pillows are marketed specifically to those who will eventually perish alone. While their shape defines just how one properly utilizes it, all forms could be used for masturbation. Some of these look like sections of body parts that are supposed to be clung onto or rested upon while the person fantasizes someone is actually there. Another form is a rectangular pillow the size of an average human, and would usually display an actual person or cartoon character. In the island populated by technologically advanced fetishists, these are known as "dakimakura" (literally meaning, fuck-pillow). Some love pillows sport penises, strategically placed holes, and tits.
Orthopedic Pillows
These are the ones that are actually manufactured for a practical use. They can be used to help support the bloated forms of women who are stupid enough to get pregnant and relieve back pain before flushing out the fetus with a successful stillbirth. Others are employed on broken or aching areas of the body that were somehow injured until they have healed. The strange shapes of these are engineered for those specific purposes, but they are rendered pointless and ugly things to have lying around once the problem they were used for is gone. Ergo, these most likely to be found within homes of the rich, the elderly, in hospitals or people borrowing from all of them.
People who have fucked pillows
Gallery
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Many walk in public, ignorant of how low they have let themselves sink.
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
See Also
External Links
- http://www.dakimakurapillow.com Now you can make your own!
- http://www.mypillowpartner.com
- http://www.spine-health.com/wellness/sleep/different-types-pillows
- http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?pagewanted=all
- http://www.slutload.com/watch/uC6xvVUADh/Mya-Pillow-Humper.html
Body Pillows is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
Body Pillows is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article December 10 & 11, 2012 | ||
Preceded by Zeta Toy |
Body Pillows | Succeeded by Plush Pedobear |