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| Playing Doki Doki Majo Shinpan makes me so horny~!
| | da ze~! |
| | | oh, marisa, you're so beautiful~~ |
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| I am desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of [[fap]]ping to Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, or through fucking characters from the game. I also like Puyo Puyo.
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| [[File:neon rizumi.png|RIZUMAAAAY!]]
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| [[File:Maria Abe.png|Maria Abe, my girlfriend.]]
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| ==Random paragraph==
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| So, you know the character Maria from Doki Doki Majo Shinpan? She's a normal human being according to SNK canon and the Japanese Wikipedia page for the game. But for some reason, in Doki Majo Plus, they ''gave her a witch mark''. THEY GAVE HER A WITCH MARK. '''''<big><big>THEY GAVE HER A FUCKING WITCH MARK.</big></big>''''' What the FUCK, SNK? YOU KNEW SHE WAS A NORMAL PERSON TO BEGIN WITH, SO '''''WHY DID YOU GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO PLUS?!''''' I am LIVID. SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON, GODDAMMIT! SHE DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING '''''WITCH MARK'''''!
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| She. <big>Doesn't.</big> <big><big>NEED.</big></big> <big><big><big>A.</big></big></big> <big><big><big><big>FUCKING.</big></big></big></big> <big><big><big><big><big>WITCH.</big></big></big></big></big> <big><big><big><big><big><big>MARK!!!</big></big></big></big></big></big>
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| Now listen to me, SNK; if you're going to make a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3 on the Nintendo Switch, make sure to localize it in English, and '''''MAKE SURE NOT TO GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK OR ELSE I'M NOT BUYING IT!'''''
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| You SNK guys don't seem to realize that IF YOU GIVE MARIA A WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO 3 IF IT EVER COMES OUT, '''''YOU'LL THROW THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS!!! YOU COULD CAUSE WORLD WAR 3!!! YOU MIGHT MAKE ME PEPPER-SPRAY AN EB-GAMES EMPLOYEE!'''''
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| This is for your own good, SNK. Make sure not to give Maria a witch mark in Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3; that is, if it ever releases.
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| And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. None of that "shin-ye-ha-me-ha" bullshit, we're going for the original. Just for the fact that SNK gave Maria a witch mark in Doki Majo Plus. ''Hmmm...''
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| '''''<big>Curse-ye... ha-me...</big>'''''
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| '''''<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>'''''
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| Have a nice day.
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da ze~!
oh, marisa, you're so beautiful~~
