|
|
| (22 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown) |
| Line 2: |
Line 2: |
| {{UserSandbox}} | | {{UserSandbox}} |
| <!-- EDIT BELOW HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER(S)--> | | <!-- EDIT BELOW HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER(S)--> |
| {{spoiler|TOO MANY GAMERS GET TRIGGERED BY UNLIKEABLE CHARACTERS?? ALSO VIDEO GAMES AREN'T ART}}
| |
| [[File:yiik boxart.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
| |
|
| |
| '''YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG''' is as the name implies, an [[RPG]] that takes place in the [[90s]]. YIIK is notable for being extremely poorly written and pretentious. The main character is an extremely unlikable [[ginger]] [[hipster]] (a very 1990s stereotype) named Alex who often goes into long, pseudointellectual monologues about [[shit no one cares about]]. YIIK was inspired greatly by the [[Earthbound]] series. It took the format Shigesato Itoi perfected for the SNES but replicated it terribly.
| |
|
| |
| The story is [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] but without any [[Self aware|self-awareness]]. Alex chases after an [[Single Asian Female|asian chick]] he barely knows, and despite having a [[Forever Alone|black hole where his charisma]] should be, is able to meet a [[Underrepresentation|diverse group of friends]], as they discover that Alex is an inter-dimensional dictator in every single universe, and that robot women and [[Azn|Asians]] are a constant in his life, usually treated like trash by Alex until the player, (who is also an alternate-Alex?), is asked to defeat the army of Alex, with the help of YIIK Alex. This inconsistent mess of a story was meant to be high art, meant to make [[Fantasy|YIIK yet another indie darling that would be praised for years to come.]]
| |
|
| |
| Instead, YIIK was and still is ridiculed for it's terrible writing, cheap and lazy voice acting, [[aspergic]] director, repetitive and [[boring]] gameplay, tiring soundtrack, and general heir of undeserved superiority. While the visuals were praised for, at times, creating a genuinely mysterious other world, it wasn't enough to save this quirky rpg, especially when so many better indie games in the same genre had already released, and were being released, around the same time as YIIK.
| |
|
| |
| ===Characters===
| |
| * [[Neckbeard|Alex Yiik]] - The most obnoxious protagonist in any vidya ever. The quintessential liberal arts [[university]] grad, Alex can't get a job because his degree is useless. He spends his days [[simping]] over an [[Azn]] on a [[x/|paranormal]] [[forum]]. The writers made sure to use a thesaurus for all of his dialogue to make him sound smarter than [[you]].
| |
| * [[Nobody|Michael Kucinski]] - Alex Yiik's [[unfunny|hilarious and memorable]] photographer friend who the writers quickly forget about until the end of the game. You will wish he remained forgotten when he takes his shirt off and start ranting about [[DMT]], seemingly losing his ability to use a camera.
| |
| * [[Emo Cutter Girl|Vella Wilde]] - The cute [[goth]] girl written to be an independent and intelligent woman, who kept critiquing Alex Yiik for being a [[narcissistic]] [[retard]]. The writers hoped she'd be loved for being the only competent character, but she is also involved in a convoluted [[CWC|dimensional merge]] plotline that makes no sense, even to people who actually play the game, so she became a victim of needless complication.
| |
| * [[Emo|Rory Mancer]] - A kid whose personality revolves around his dead sister, who became [[an hero]] due to be literally being half-leg (please see the Funniest Joke of All Time section for more information). Rory himself can also [[Mitchell Henderson|lose his ipod]] and [[Amanda Todd|downs a bottle of bleach]] depending on the choices you make. Rory is completely useless in combat. You can't deal damage with him because he's a [[Pussy|"pacifist"]]. His gimmick of protecting his teammates is negated by the existence of the panda shield. Feel free to make him [[#Cut4Bieber|slit his wrists]] for the [[lulz]].
| |
| * [[Loud Nigra|Claudio Unkrich]] - [[Nigger|Black]] [[Wapanese|weeb]] who abandons his [[vinyl]] store (because vinyls were a huge thing in [[1999]] right?) to study the blade. He is canonically a [[lolicon]].
| |
| * [[Sheneequa|Chondra Unkrich]] - Claudio's [[Negress|stong, independent sister]] [[Malcolm X|who hates]] [[Honkey|white people]]. Her twin brother is dead too I guess.
| |
| * [[Whore|The Essentia 5000]] - A sex doll that exists to dump exposition at the player. Her constant need to outline the entire plot became so annoying the developers added an optional setting that makes Alex and E5000 talks less.
| |
| * [[Eel girl|Sammy Park]] - AKA Semi Pak in [[Gook]]speak. She is an Eliza Lam expy that Alex Yiik desperately wants to bang.
| |
|
| |
| ===Plagiarism===
| |
| [[File:YIIKStoleFromAJapBook.png|thumb|right|200px]]
| |
| In one of the first proper dungeons of the game, you can meet [[Who?|"Proto Woman"]] who looks like the lava girl from the flash games grew up. Her dialogue was pretty decent, a [[A bit sus|little too decent for some players]], who started investigating to find out who wrote her lines. They discovered her dialogue is [[Plagiarism|stolen]] from Haruki Murakami, a Japanese novelist. The developers explained that through some alternate reality bullshit, Alex's books are seeping into his dream and autist brain, which means he's thinking the same way his books are written. Not only was this excuse bullshit, it didn't explain why other lines that were copied and pasted Quizlet flashcards and [[Dictionary.com]] definitions.
| |
|
| |
| ===The Writing===
| |
| One of the major complaints of the game was the writing. The [[autist|director]] of YIIK, Andrew Allanson, wrote Alex and the cast, and most of the [[NPC]]s, as well as the games main story; which explains why the game feels like it was made by a child. Alex himself is a [[self-insert]]; he might be a little exaggerated but he is Andrew, they even look [[ugly|similar]]. Alex is rude to his supposed friends, [[Socially retarded|socially-autistic]] when he meets new people, [[you|insensitive to others feelings]], and [[Lonely|keeps falling in love with every girl he meets]]. If you self-insert is this unlikeable you should take this as a sign that you've seriously fucked up. Allanson decided Alex should be studying [[Liberal Media|liberal arts]] at [[university]] so he could flex the writing chops he doesn't have, Alex [[Cry Moar|monologues and introspects]] after every major event, but it's clearly not gone through an editor as he repeats himself a lot, and is very redundant in his word choice. The [[lazy|first draft]] feeling also carries over to item descriptions. Alex will spend 10 minutes describing a random cat he meets in the woods, but has barely anything to say about his own home and the items that inhabit it. There's too many scenes of Alex talking to himself like an idiot, most of his rants have nothing to do with the story or the overall themes, Allanson just assumes all artists think to themselves like [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual redditors]].
| |
|
| |
| The theme and pacing is all over the place. Certain scenes are meant to be [[Lie|dramatic and serious]], like Rory finding his [[Whore|dead sister's]] soul inside a monster, and then the game will randomly have you fight a [[XD|gold alpaca who scream "lemonade"]] when it attacks. The mid-game has a some-what consistent speed and then you are forced to meet a [[robot]] that spend half an hour dumping all the lore. Characters like Vella and Rory bombard the player with copy and pasted [[Wikipedia]] definitions of philosophical terms, which Andrew must have thought made him look well-read but it's painfully clear he's just ran his scripts through a thesaurus and then checked each words meaning in the dictionary.
| |
|
| |
| The game has a weird fascination and hatred for [[anime]]. Most of the cast make references to watching anime, but given that the game takes place in the 90's, none of them should have all that much experience with the stuff unless they have it specially shipped over. A few characters even make fun of anime tropes and pretend as if the YIIK story is so unique, which is retarded because most of the plot is stolen from [[Persona|Persona 3]], a very anime-seque game. Similarly, Alex is supposedly obsessed with [[vinyl]] which is strange for 1999 when [[CD]]s were popular and vinyls were seen as outdated and [[[gay]]. The story critiques Alex for being a [[Consumerism|consoomer]] because he likes vinyl and even has him conform to stupid vinyl-music guy jokes like "You've never heard of this album" and "Vinyl just sounds different man.", but beyond these few lines he doesn't really show any interest for music at all. Michael is meant to be a [[Pornography|photographer]] since it's his signature item but he never shows any interest in the hobby, in fact every cast member has superficial interests they don't talk about.
| |
|
| |
| {{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
| |
| |The elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion.|Two words when one would suffice.
| |
| |Are you Korean? / It's hard to say. You look vaguely ethnic.|Alex says to a girl who is clearly not Korean.
| |
| |None of the other girls around here look like you.|Alex, continuing to question a girl who is clearly not a [[Korean|pig]].
| |
| |'''Do you even speak english?!'''|Alex upon meeting a foreigner invading his house.
| |
| }}
| |
|
| |
| ===Games Aren't Art===
| |
| The most consistent and reoccurring criticism of YIIK on release was quite simple; Alex is a fucking [[asshole]]. Andrew Allanson went onto the [[Dick Masterson|Dick Show]] to talk about the game, and quickly turned the show into the ramblings of a mad man as he used his favour with the podcast's host to turn the episode into a [[Circle-jerk|defence of his game]]; Allanson would make shit up about the game and Dick would nod in agreement like a bobblehead. Allanson praised [[4chan]] for "understanding his vision.", whilst insulting [[Fatties|"gamers"]] for not liking a character he claims is intentionally obnoxious. Allanson is convinced his game about a [[self-insert]], inconsistent, angry [[Canadian|hipster]] going through Scott Pilgrim [[FanFiction|fan-fiction]] is [[Bullshit|high art with lots to say]].
| |
|
| |
| {{quote|My mistake was thinking that video games are art. I wanted to make a game about a guy who’s a piece of shit unlikable character, who by the end of the game has to transform. But too many gamers, when they look at this, when they play a game, they’re so used to having to identify with the character, that if they play a game where the main character is unlikable or has to do some bad stuff, they immediately get triggered by it.
| |
|
| |
| So, the thing is, games aren’t art. They’re toys for children and it’s considered in bad form to talk about anything meaningful, or impactful or thought provoking.|''"Waah, why don't you like my self-insert?!''}}
| |
|
| |
| {{Center|<youtube>8qDI0_XQdGM</youtube>}}
| |
|
| |
| ===The Funniest Joke of All Time===
| |
| <center><youtube>hxljqLKGlyw</youtube></center>
| |
|
| |
| ===Elisa Lam===
| |
| [[File:ElisaLamInYIIIK.png|thumb|right|Nothing says respectful like making the video even more disturbing.]]
| |
| Early in the game, Alex meets Sammy, a girl that accidently [[Yellow fever|seduces Alex with her being Asian]]. She [[Banned|mysteriously disappears]] and Alex makes it his quest to find her so he can awkwardly ask her to join his [[Polyamory|poly-cube]]. Later, Alex is sent a video on his computer of Sammy in an elevator, being dragged into a psychedelic-void. Even later, you can find Sammy being chased by ghostly-void monsters, bleeding from her eyes and begging for Alex's help. All of this seems pretty normal for a game with a paranormal story, sure it's [[dark and edgy]] as all hell, but hardly offensive on its own.
| |
|
| |
| Until you realise this was all inspired by the Elisa Lam murder video, and that the developers thought this was a respectful way to acknowledge the inspiration of Sammy's character. Quriky games appeal to [[Idiots|children, teens,]] [[Manchild|man-children]], [[Dropout|artsy-types]], people who tend to be sensitive, progressive types, the kind of people who need trigger warnings if a video on a morning routine has fruit in case it's [[Fat|fatphobic]]. Seeing an Elisa Lam reference, especially one as explicit and shocking as this, was not going to go down well with them. Hundreds of threads started to appear, demanding the creators apologise and repent for their sins. However, as previously mentioned, Allanson the director believes he's created a profound piece of art with lots to say, and didn't change a thing, lest it compromise his artistic vision.
| |
|
| |
| [https://imgur.io/a/wmYHCTx A comprehensive list of images of both the real video and the game's recreation, complete with an angry rant of how much this offends the OP.]
| |
|
| |
| ===Toby Fox===
| |
| Quirky earthbound inspired-rpg [[Undertale]] had released 4 years ago and had been smothered in praise from underage children and theatre kids across the world, so when Toby caught wind that another quirky earthbound inspired-rpg was coming along, he made sure his name was stapled on in some form to ensure he remained king of ugly nostalgia-bait. Providing a song for one of the mid-game levels, Toby helped promote the game through Twitter. But the moment YIIK started getting in trouble for being a bit shit, Toby immediately deleted his tweets and ignored anyone who asked about the game.
| |
| <center>
| |
| {{frame|<gallery class="middle"; heights="350px" widths="230px">
| |
| File:Toby Fox deleted YIIK tweet.jpg|'''The deleted tweet.'''
| |
| </gallery>|border=black|background=white}}
| |
| </center>
| |
|
| |
| ===Offensive Grave===
| |
| [[File:Iwata'sGraveInYIIK.jpg|thumb|right|I wish I was dead just so I could be in YIIK too.]]
| |
| Satoru Iwata was a creepy little Asian man who helped make a large majority of the early [[Nintendo]] games. When he died in 2015, hoards of overweight boomers felt they owed their whole existence to the man, and while they tried to honour his legacy, they became very protective of him whenever the games industry as a whole was being discussed, in case it slandered the [[Japanese|Chinese]] man they didn't even know existed until he had died.
| |
|
| |
| The creators of YIIK therefore wanted to honour this video-game goblin. After all, they had tastefully recreated the Elisa Lam video as a horror movie, if anyone was qualified to do respectful references to the dead, it was the YIIK team. In the shittiest, [[Detroit|slumiest town]] in the whole game, the creators made a graveyard and among a bunch of joke gravestones, added Iwata's rotting corpse and a headstone that broke the 1999 setting to have his [[LOL WUT|real date of death inscribed on it]]. Somehow, no one on the team realised this was a bad idea until they were swamped with hundreds of angry messages from pissed-off players who felt this tasteless inclusion was unnecessary. Why they didn't just add the man as an [[NPC]] or have his picture hidden somewhere is anyone's guess. It's even worse when the grave right next to Iwata's is a grave for the developers, where they suck themselves off "We worked ourselves to death.".
| |
|
| |
| [https://www.resetera.com/threads/yiik-a-postmodern-rpg-contains-an-insulting-homage-to-satoru-iwata.94215/ ResetEra discuss the gravestone.]
| |
|
| |
| {{gaming}}
| |
|
| |
| [[Category:Gaming]]
| |
