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[[File:Twain.jpg|thumb|left|Mark Twain is here to inform you that females of all ages hanker for that sexy phallic candle ]][[File:Letter8.jpg|thumb|Revampe ]]
 
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'''Candlejack''' is a character from the hit ca
'''Candlejack''' is a character from the hit ca


== <span class="mw-headline">Media</span> ==
==Medi ==
 
Candlejack stole the li
Candlejack stole the li


== <span class="mw-headline">Meme Usage</span> ==
==Meme Usag ==
Using this meme is a great way to find newfags. However, the use of this meme is '[[Old_meme|getting old]]', as everyone knows that Candlejack is a stupi


Using this meme is a great way to find newfags. However, the use of this meme is '[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Old_meme getting old]', as everyone knows that Candlejack is a stupi
==Candlejack Galle==
{{Cg|The Gallery of Candlej |candlejackgallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:Candle.jpg|Candlejack will charter a bus after this sen
Image:Candle2.jpg|"I'm gonna need more rope."<br />''(We didn't say Candlejack in that sentence so he has no reason to co''
Image:Can_dlejac.JPG
Image:CandleYahoo.PNG|You can't even ask about Candlejack on Yahoo without ge
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Image:Niggerjack.jpg|[[Niggerjack]], on the other hand, is pretty much harmleWAIT, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BI
Image:CandleJackWikiped.png|Even editing [[TOW]] will not save you from Candlejack, it wil
Image:Candlejpg.jpg|Don't even say Candlejack in a pictu
Image:1224284892992.jpg|[[Batman]] has put an end to his [[Faggotry|faggo]] [[Fail|Almost]].
Image:Candlejackcombo.png|Epic Candlejack combo in the mid
Image:Candlejack_lazo.jpg|Don't even think about saying Candlejack or else you wi
Image:Candlejack_train.jpg|So we're not even good enough for a bus? Candlejack, you f
Image:Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg|Candlejack amidst cop stor
Image:Snipercandleja-.jpg|Candlejack now has a sni
Image:Candlejackinmy.jpg|It's more likely tha<br />''(Why did he get you? You didn't say Candlejack in that sente''
Image:Candulljac.jpg|What's this got to do with Candlejack? Hitting girls isn't coo
Image:Candulljackson.jpg|This thread is now about Candlejack, apparently. [[I_see_what_you_did_there|I see what you d]]
Image:More_rope.jpg|You gonna get rope'd!
Image:Candlephelps.jpg|[[Michael_Phelps|Candlephelps]]
Image:Candlejackrule34.jpg|Not even Candlejack is immune to [[Rule_34|ru]]
Image:Weegeejack.jpg|Nor is Candlejack immune to [[Weegee|Wee]]
Image:Awesomejack.png|[[Awesome|Awesomejack]], A more failing version of this meme because people want a more awesome version of Candlejack quite litera
Image:Candleja...JPG|Delicious Candlejack copypa
Image:Candlejackcust.jpg|Candlejack's gonna need more ro
Image:100_0257resized.jpg|Candlejack, He caught the docto
Image:Candleja.jpg|Rough Police Sketch of Candlejack, drawn by arti
Image:Candlejack_google.jpg|Not even google is safe
File:Candlejack threat.JPG
File:Candlejack.PNG
File:Wamujack.jpg
File:Candle3.jpg
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== <span class="mw-headline">Candlejack Galle</span> ==
==See Als==
*''[[Copypasta/Archive_6#Now_it.27s_fucking_time_we_took_down_the_worst_meme_of_them_all.|Candlejack Copypa]]''
*[[HNNNNNNGGGGG]] - A similHNNNNNNGGGGG
*[[Hypnotoad]] - Another similALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
*[[Niggerjack]] - Yet another simWAIT, WHERE THE HELL IS MY BIKE?
*[[Wikichan/Candlejack]]


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*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CandleJack Candlejack @ Urban Dic]
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*[http://myspace.com/candlejacktheband Candle Jack: The Ba]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q&eurl=http2F2Ecom%2FMain_Page Original episo]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SshfpbU4OCw&eurl=http2F2Ecom%2FMain_Page Some kid denies Candlejack and ge]
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 31px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candle.jpg [[Image:120px-Candle.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Candlejack will charter a bus after this sen</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 28px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candle2.jpg [[Image:120px-Candle2.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">"I'm gonna need more rope."<br />''(We didn't say Candlejack in that sentence so he has no reason to co''</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 35px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Can_dlejac.JPG [[Image:120px-Can_dlejac.JPG]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext"></div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 25px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:CandleYahoo.PNG [[Image:120px-CandleYahoo.PNG]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">You can't even ask about Candlejack on Yahoo without ge</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 31px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Niggerjack.jpg [[Image:120px-Niggerjack.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Niggerjack Niggerjack], on the other hand, is pretty much harmleWAIT, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BI</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 58px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:CandleJackWikiped.png [[Image:120px-CandleJackWikiped.png]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Even editing [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TOW TOW] will not save you from Candlejack, it wil</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 17px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlejpg.jpg [[Image:120px-Candlejpg.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Don't even say Candlejack in a pictu</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:1224284892992.jpg [[Image:90px-1224284892992.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Batman Batman] has put an end to his [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Faggotry Faggotry].</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 33px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlejackcombo.png [[Image:120px-Candlejackcombo.png]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Epic Candlejack combo in the mid</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:1188115186487.jpg [[Image:82px-1188115186487.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Don't even think about saying Candlejack or else you wi</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:1188096969386.jpg [[Image:120px-1188096969386.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">So we're not even good enough for a bus? Candlejack, you f</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 59px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg [[Image:120px-Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Candlejack amidst cop stor</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Snipercandleja-.jpg [[Image:111px-Snipercandleja-.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Candlejack now has a sni</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 48px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlejackinmy.jpg [[Image:120px-Candlejackinmy.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">It's more likely tha<br />''(Why did he get you? You didn't say Candlejack in that sente''</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 63px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candulljac.jpg [[Image:120px-Candulljac.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">What's this got to do with Candlejack? Hitting girls isn't coo</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 47px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candulljackson.jpg [[Image:120px-Candulljackson.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">This thread is now about Candlejack, apparently. [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_see_what_you_did_there I see what you d]</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 25px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:More_rope.jpg [[Image:120px-More_rope.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">You gonna get rope'd!</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 28px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlephelps.jpg [[Image:120px-Candlephelps.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Michael_Phelps Candlephelps]</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlejackrule34.jpg [[Image:70px-Candlejackrule34.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Not even Candlejack is immune to [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34 ru]</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 31px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Weegeejack.jpg [[Image:120px-Weegeejack.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Nor is Candlejack immune to [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Weegee Wee]</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 31px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Awesomejack.png [[Image:120px-Awesomejack.png]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Awesome Awesomejack], A more failing version of this meme because people want a more awesome version of Candlejack quite litera</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 52px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candleja...JPG [[Image:120px-Candleja...JPG]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Delicious Candlejack copypa</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 14px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlejackcust.jpg [[Image:120px-Candlejackcust.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Candlejack's gonna need more ro</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 32px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:100_0257resized.jpg [[Image:120px-100_0257resized.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Candlejack, He caught the docto</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 49px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candleja.jpg [[Image:120px-Candleja.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Rough Police Sketch of Candlejack, drawn by arti</div></div>
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<div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div class="thumb" style="padding: 44px 0; width: 150px"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Candlejack_google.jpg [[Image:120px-Candlejack_google.jpg]]]</div></div><div class="gallerytext">Not even google is safe</div></div>
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== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==
 
* ''[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta/Archive_6#Now_it.27s_fucking_time_we_took_down_the_worst_meme_of_them_all. Candlejack Copypa]''
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/HNNNNNNGGGGG HNNNNNNGGGGG] - A similHNNNNNNGGGGG
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hypnotoad Hypnotoad] - Another similALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Niggerjack Niggerjack] - Yet another simWAIT, WHERE THE HELL IS MY BIKE?
 
== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==


* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CandleJack Candlejack @ Urban Dic]
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* <span class="myspacelink">'''[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://myspace.com/candlejacktheband Candle Jack: The Ba]'''</span>
* <span class="youtubelink">'''[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q&eurl=http2F2Ecom%2FMain_Page Original episode]'''</span>
* <span class="youtubelink">'''[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SshfpbU4OCw&eurl=http2F2Ecom%2FMain_Page Some kid denies Candlejack and ge]'''</span>
* <span class="youtubelink">'''[http://web.archive.org/web/20100102125021/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oURMstsxhos&eurl=http2F2Ecom%2FMain_Page Doing it wrong]'''</span>
 
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[[Category: Internets Phenomena|Candlejack]]

Latest revision as of 05:48, 4 August 2015

This article on Candlejack is perfect, don't fuck wi
MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Candlejack will be posted by the same unfunny newf
Mark Twain is here to inform you that females of all ages hanker for that sexy phallic candle
Revampe

Candlejack is a character from the hit ca

Medi

Candlejack stole the li

Meme Usag

Using this meme is a great way to find newfags. However, the use of this meme is 'getting old', as everyone knows that Candlejack is a stupi

Candlejack Galle

The Gallery of Candlej About missing Pics
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See Als

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Candlejack is part of a series o