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PlayStation 5 is an overpriced WiFi router you will never be able to buy, as some rich scalper dude has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one, it's likely the delivery man would just steal it for himself. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity.


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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season. A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice

 

 
 

—Dave Barry

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