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PlayStation 5

PlayStation 5 is an overpriced WiFi router you will never be able to buy, as some rich scalper dude has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one, it's likely the delivery man would just steal it for himself. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity.

(( This Is Your Goal, This Black Friday ))


What have I missed?	Thanksgiving 2 days ago	Suicide 4 days ago	Ae-tan 6 days ago

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	“	Once again, we come to the Holiday Season. A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice	„
	—Dave Barry

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From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:

... that ED is turning 20 years old in December?
... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!)
... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas?
... that Doge has died?
... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash?
... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com
... rapper P Diddy has been arrested and denied bail?
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... that Liam Payne ( The One Direction Faggot) died in Argentina after falling from a balcony; If it was an attempt at being an hero is unknown.

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