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''This is an article for the epic, permadead second forum. For the really ancient, defunct circlejerk see [[EDF1]]. For the awesome live forums, go to [[EDF6]].''<br /><br />
 
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[[File:EDF2 mentality.jpg|center|Only the dead know peace from this evil]]
 
{{quote|You know, I might recommend putting in a warning to lurk more before creating an account but that might rob you fine fuckers of fools like me to shit on.
It's pretty easy to predict a future you create. Why would anyone want to contribute when the first response they get is fuck off and pretty much everything that follows is essentially the same? Fuck am I getting out of this?
boo-hoo, i know, nobody cares about my feelings. I'm not pleading for pity or some sad shit, my point is that I have enough garbage in my life without you niggers; I'm not masochistic enough to fight against the tide. Why waste my time? have fun fucking my corpse, faggots, just don't be disappointed when I don't respond
 
tl;dr gonna do the right thing: lurk more or fuck off entirely....|Typical new member experience}}
 
 


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'''EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo''' is the 3.5th incarnation of [[EDF]], the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. Delve inside the [[shit]]-caked walls of an internet insane asylum, and you will find users with varying degrees of [[faggotry]], [[unwarranted self-importance]], [[alcohol|alcoholism]], [[Drugs|drug addiction]], [[furry|furfaggotry]] and good old fashioned [[retard|retardation]]— a veritable rainbow of horrifying mental disabilities forming the largest [[circlejerk]] on the [[interbutts]], spawning what is undeniably ''[[opinion|the best forums evar]]!!11''   
'''EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo''' was the 3.5th incarnation of [[EDF]], the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. If you delved inside these [[shit]]-caked walls of an internet insane asylum, you would have found users with varying degrees of [[faggotry]], [[unwarranted self-importance]], [[alcohol|alcoholism]], [[Drugs|drug addiction]], [[furry|furfaggotry]] and good old fashioned [[retard|retardation]]— a veritable rainbow of horrifying mental disabilities which formed the largest [[circlejerk]] on the [[interbutts]], right after [[Kiwifarms]], which spawned what was undeniably ''[[opinion|the best forums evar]]!!11''   


==History==
==History==


{{main|ED Forums}}
{{main|EDF1}}


[[Image:EDFjewish.jpg|thumb|left|Typical post]]
[[Image:EDFjewish.jpg|thumb|left|Typical post]]
[[File:GSTalbert1 Rape Imminent Alert.png|200px|thumb|right|GSTalbert1 is being monitored by some IRC users. {{EDF2thread|416957|Don't be alarmed.}}]]
[[File:Edf eyes animated.gif|200px|thumb|right|[[Y HELO THAR]]]]


After ED’s rebirth, the staff decided that ED needed to resurrect the forums to send the excess circlejerk. However, unlike its predecessor, EDF2 went with better software coated with vast amounts of [[Javascript]], as VBull is, indeed, a steaming pile of shit. The first round of EDF2 started with a sense of anarchy, as there were only two admins and moderators without [[ban hammer]]s. A few boards lived and died; the [[My Little Pony|Ponies]] board is a shining example of this.
After ED’s rebirth in 2011, the staff decided that ED needed to resurrect the forums to allow a place for excessive circlejerking. However, unlike its predecessor, EDF2 went with better software coated with vast amounts of [[Javascript]], as VBull was, indeed, a steaming pile of shit. The first round of EDF2 started with a sense of anarchy, as there were only two admins and moderators without [[ban hammer]]s. A few boards lived and died; the [[My Little Pony|Ponies]] board was a shining example of this.


Unfortunately, around the end of June 2011, a [[savetheinternet|super skilled hacker]] obtained the forum database’s shockingly complex password, '''niggers1'''. Unveiling such a discovery, the forum was hacked and ruined with emails leaked. After nearly a month, the forum was back with an even more complex password ('''n1ggers'''), ensuring stability. EDF had risen again as EDF 2.0.1, this time, more fucking admins were added, resulting in immense dick-measuring and ban threats.
Unfortunately, around the end of June 2011, a [[skiddy|super skilled hacker]] brute forced [[Ryan]]'s RSA keyless setup and figured out the forum database’s shockingly complex password, '''niggers1'''. Unveiling such a discovery, the forum was hacked and ruined with emails leaked. After nearly a month, the forum was back with an even more complex password ('''n1ggers'''), ensuring stability. EDF had risen again as EDF 2.0.1, this time, more fucking admins were added, resulting in immense dick-measuring and ban threats.
The medal system was introduced to inject even more unwarranted self-importance into the gigantic ego bubble, awarding the drooling users for such uninteresting qualities as being a [[Nazi]], a [[Communist]], a [[hipster]], an anti-hipster [[boring|and so on]].   
The medal system was introduced to inject even more unwarranted self-importance into the gigantic ego bubble, awarding the drooling users for such uninteresting qualities as being a [[Nazi]], a [[Communist]], a [[hipster]], an anti-hipster [[boring|and so on]].   


EDF2 is by far the gayest of all the ED forums, and the future undoubtedly holds more homo upon the horizon.  
EDF2 was by far the gayest of all the ED forums, and its era was undoubtedly covered with cocks and balls. Its reign of terror lasted around 7 years; before the last head admin, [[Conrad Rockenhaus]] (who forgot to share his passwords with the rest of the gang), landed in jail. The forums died a slow, agonizing death, with zero available backups. At the same time, the wiki lost over 2 years of written content and its entire userbase. With this dumpsterfire of events, one might think that everyone would abandon ship, but this community of dipshits and retards found a way and came back together to form another forum incarnation, [[EDF6]], which heavily resembles EDF2 in its original form.


== Boards ==
== Boards ==
[[file:Duckdeeredfbanner.jpg|thumb|right|EDF in a nutshell.]]
[[file:Duckdeeredfbanner.jpg|thumb|right|EDF in a nutshell.]]
[[File:EDF keyword cloud.jpg|thumb|Looks legit. Wait...Harvey??]]


*'''Noob Introduction Forum''' - The first place a filthy newcomer like [[you]] should gurgle out your name and why you are so damn happy to be walking the halls of our beautiful forums, only to be [[rape|raped]] to death with words and slander.  
*'''Noob Introduction Forum''' - The first place a filthy newcomer like [[you]] was supposed to visit, but probably never did anyway. You would have gurgled out your name and why you are so damn happy to be walking the halls of our beautiful forums, only to be [[rape|raped]] to death with words and slander.  


===Main Category===
===Main Category===
*'''Hard Gay Chats''' - Basically the catch-all board to any pitiful subject that floats out of user's grey mushy minds, usually involving some new [[retarded|brilliant]] philosophical idea, or adamantly claiming how drunk you are, or both. A variety of topics lay strewn about this clusterfuck of a forum, all of them infused with the hardest and gayest of chats within. Note this forum usually has some kind of yearbook thread running, so you can visit that with a large bucket of [[eye bleach]] and scream yourself to insanity at how [[ugly]] all the users are. This forum also vomited up the most forced of [[forced meme|forced memes]], [[CIGARSEX]]. So [[no|clearly it's the hip place to be]].
*'''Hard Gay Chats''' - Basically the catch-all board to any pitiful subject that floated out of a user's grey mushy minds, it usually involved some new [[retarded|brilliant]] philosophical idea, or adamantly claiming how drunk someone was, or both. A variety of topics lay strewn about this clusterfuck of a forum, all of them infused with the hardest and gayest of chats within. Note this forum usually had some kind of yearbook thread running, so you could visit that with a large bucket of [[eye bleach]] and scream yourself to insanity at how [[ugly]] all the users were. This forum also vomited up the most forced of [[forced meme|forced memes]], [[CIGARSEX]]. So [[no|clearly it's the hip place to be]].


*'''Religion and Politics''' - Pretty much the worst place on the internet to discuss religion and politics, but a great place <big>''to hail [[satan]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZfl-NJzcY erryday]''</big>. Wrought with underachieving drug addicts discussing the meaning of life, and how their corresponding countries should be run, slowly boils down to large endless battles of [[NO U]] with a side of derailing monster [[hentai]] [[pornography]] so nobody gets bored.  If you want to see [[User:Uncle_Ben%27s_Rice|Dr. Rice]] in her natural habitat, lurk here...
*'''Religion and Politics''' - Pretty much was the worst place on the internet to discuss religion and politics, but a great place <big>''to hail [[satan]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZfl-NJzcY erryday]''</big>. Wrought with underachieving drug addicts discussing the meaning of life, and how their corresponding countries should be run, it slowly boiled down to large endless battles of [[NO U]] with a side of derailing monster [[hentai]] [[pornography]] so nobody got bored.  If you wanted to see [[User:Uncle_Ben%27s_Rice|Dr. Rice]] in her natural habitat, you would have lurked here...
 
*'''Shitpost Metropolis''' - A great rolling city filled to the brim with gallons and gallons of [[shit]]. Not particularly different to the other forums, but this is the place where you [[srs bsns|officially]] shitpost. Spread it's walls with literally ''anything'' you can think of, and furiously [[masturbate]] to the outcome.


*'''Shitpost Metropolis''' - A great rolling city filled to the brim with gallons and gallons of [[shit]]. Not particularly different to the other forums, but this was the place where you [[srs bsns|officially]] shitpost. You were supposed to be spreading its walls with literally ''anything'' you could think of, and furiously [[masturbate]] to the outcome. Interestingly, people actually fought over who was the king of Shitpost Metropolis.
[[File:Boudica Thinks LikeIcare Penis Is Fine.jpg|thumb|Normal Day at the shoutbox]]
===Dramatica [[halp|Help]]===
===Dramatica [[halp|Help]]===
*'''Encyclopædia Dramatica Collaboration''' - The board where you discuss stuff that is actually about [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the wiki]] that spawned these forums in the first place. So naturally it's deserted.
*'''Encyclopædia Dramatica Collaboration''' - The board where you discussed stuff that is actually about [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the wiki]] that spawned these forums in the first place. So naturally it was deserted.
*'''Personae non Beefis''' - A place to whinge and complain about all of EDF2's problems, all falling upon deaf ears while the staff get high and play with their penises.   
*'''Personae non Beefis''' - A place to whinge and complain about all of EDF2's problems, which all fell upon deaf ears while the staff got high on heroin and played with their penises.   
*'''[[Portal:Softwarez|Computers, Internet and Technology]]''' - ''[[l33t]] haxors only!!11!'' Come here to talk about some new [[irc]] program that has been farted out and beg users to lend you [[monies]] for more RAM.
*'''[[Portal:Softwarez|Computers, Internet and Technology]]''' - ''[[l33t]] haxors only!!11!'' You came here to talk about some new [[irc]] program that had been farted out and begged users to lend you [[monies]] for more RAM.


=== Secondary Category ===
=== Secondary Category ===
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[[File:Edgeworth is a borny.png|thumb|right|You think that's bad? [[User:E|This guy]] is an admin.]]
[[File:Edgeworth is a borny.png|thumb|right|You think that's bad? [[User:E|This guy]] is an admin.]]


*'''News''' - A board about copypasting stupid shit happening outside of your [[Basement Dweller|Basement]].   
*'''News''' - A board about copypasting stupid shit from [[old media]] happening outside of your [[Basement Dweller|Basement]].   
*'''EDF Lulz Media Library''' - A collection of all the lulziest media we can scrape up out of the internet. Has not been working for almost a year now and no one seems to care.
*'''EDF Lulz Media Library''' - A collection of all the lulziest media we could scrape up out of the internet. Had not been working for several years and no one seemed to care.
*'''Your Shitty Projects''' - Building a gigantic papier-mâché [[cock]]? Drew an eye-gougingly bad [[MS Paint]] comic you made about your day? Picture's of your [[murder]] victims? This is the place to dump all those pathetic pet projects that [[nobody cares]] about.     
*'''Your Shitty Projects''' - Built a gigantic papier-mâché [[cock]]? Drew an eye-gougingly bad [[MS Paint]] comic you made about your day? Pictures of your [[murder]] victims? This was the place to dump all those pathetic pet projects that [[nobody cares]] about.     
*'''Space Ghetto''' - A place to endlessly post all your [[unfunny]] pictures, expect repost after repost of images you have already seen on [[4chan]] fifty billion times.  
*'''Space Ghetto''' - A place to endlessly post all your [[unfunny]] pictures, it was filled with repost after repost of images you had already seen on [[4chan]] fifty billion times.  
*'''Hall of Æpic''' - Forum's Staff-picked archival service. As expected from the Staff, they tend to choose the most boring unfunny threads for archival due to high levels of faggotry present in all [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Staff|ED staff]].
*'''Hall of Æpic''' - Forum's Staff-picked archival service. It was expected from the staff, that they tend to choose the most boring unfunny threads for archival, due to high levels of faggotry present in all [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Staff|ED staff]].
*'''[[Portal:Anonymous|Ænonymous]]''' - A board for posting anonymously, secretly revealed who you have a crush on here. Or someone posted [[scat]] porn.


===Internet Subcultures===
===Internet Subcultures===




*'''[[Portal:Trolls|Trolls]]''' - Post here any nefarious deeds you have acted out in the [[series of tubes]], concoct new schemes to make unwilling computer users [[rage]], and call people a [[faggot]]. [[irl]] trolling counts too, so if you have stolen candy from a baby in your local park, post pics of their sobbing face in this forum.
*'''[[Portal:Trolls|Trolls]]''' - Users here posted any nefarious deeds they had acted out in the [[series of tubes]], concocted new schemes to make unwilling computer users [[rage]], and called someone a [[faggot]]. [[irl]] trolling counted too, so if you had stolen candy from a baby in your local park, you'd have posted pics of its sobbing face in this forum. It was only used for personal army requests by [[You|16 year olds butthurt over getting rejected by a girl from their school]].
*'''[[Portal:Anonymous|Ænonymous]]''' - A board for posting anonymously, secretly reveal who you have a crush on here. Or post [[scat]] porn.
*'''[[Portal:DeviantART|DeviantArt]]''' - Populated by the EDF2 elitist squad, who refused to post anywhere else on the forum and whose noses were pointed so high up that they could hardly see the keyboard. Much lulz was had on such threads as "What The Fuck Fetishes" and "Shit On The Front Page" which may have lead to a loss of the desire to live. A minimum of 9 bans from DA was required to post on this subforum. HGC posters and [[Hayakain|Tom Preston fanboys]] needed not apply. Featured the longest-running thread in EDF's history, the Tom Preston Thread (1000+ pages - we lost count because the thread honestly turned into giant, unfunny circlejerk of artfags after page 500, instead of being about harassing Andrew Dobson as much as possible)
*'''[[Portal:DeviantART|DeviantArt]]''' - Populated by the EDF2 elitist squad, who refuse to post anywhere else on the forum and who's nose is points so high up that they can hardly see the keyboard. Much lulz are to be had on such threads as "What The Fuck Fetishes" and "Shit On The Front Page" which may lead to a lose of desire to live. A minimum of 9 bans from DA required to post on the DA subforum. HGC posters and [[Hayakain|Tom Preston fanboys]] need not apply.  
*'''[[Portal:Youtube|Jewtoob]]''' - A board about the toobs and the faggots surrounding them.
*'''[[Portal:Anime|Weeaboo shit]]'''- A board to laugh at the sad bloated faces of [[forever alone]] users pitifully talking about [[sailor moon]] or some shit in depressingly empty threads.  
*'''[[Portal:Anime|Weeaboo shit]]'''- A board to laugh at the sad bloated faces of [[forever alone]] users, which pitifully talked about [[Sailor Moon]] or some shit in depressingly empty threads.  
*'''[[Portal:Furfaggotry|Furfaggotry]]''' - Where people whine about furries then [[Closet furry|secretly go jack off to yiffy pr0nz]]
*'''[[Portal:Furfaggotry|Furfaggotry]]''' - Where people whined about furries, then [[Closet furry|secretly went jacking off to yiffy pr0nz]]
*'''[[Portal:Gaming|Gæmers]]''' - Other than threads existing only to make the board just like [[v/|/v/]] for 4chan rejects, the only other thing that comes out of this board is the occasional "ED (insert shit MMO here) server" thread, because you know the first thing you want to do when you are a part of a group famous for it's backstabbing heartlessness you want to join it's group on your favorite game.
*'''[[Portal:Gaming|Gæmers]]''' - Other than threads existing only to make the board just like [[v/|/v/]] for 4chan rejects, the only other thing that came out of this board was the occasional "ED (insert shit MMO here) server" thread, because you knew the first thing you wanted to do when you were a part of a group famous for its backstabbing heartlessness - was to join them to play your favorite game together.
[[File:Fixededfd.jpg|thumb|right|On the contrary, EDF is a friendly place for bronies.]]
[[File:Fixededfd.jpg|thumb|right|On the contrary, EDF2 was a friendly place for bronies.]]
*'''[[Ponies]]''' - It's like Equestria with Nazis, where resident EDF [[Brony|bronies]] clop away to [[Derpy Hooves]] [[Rule34]] and spread the magic of [[Faggotry|friendship]]. Slowly [[Cancer|spreading]] to other area's of the forums, reminiscent of the infection of [[b/|/b/]] except with more lying down and taking it like a little [[slut]].
*'''[[Ponies]]''' - It was like Equestria with Nazis, where resident EDF [[Brony|bronies]] clopped away to [[Derpy Hooves]] [[Rule34]] and spread the magic of [[Faggotry|friendship]]. It slowly [[Cancer|spread]] to other area's of the forums, reminiscent of the infection of [[b/|/b/]] or /pol/, except with more lying down and taking it like a little [[slut]]. In the end the ponyfags were not successful, because the popularity of the godawful series died waaaaaaaaaay before EDF2 did.


===Randumb===
===Randumb===
*'''Group Shower Warmups''' - Discuss your favorite sports with your buttbuddies in the gym shower.
*'''Group Shower Warmups''' - Discuss your favorite sports with your buttbuddies in the gym shower.
*'''Lucha''' - EDF2's favorite sport of [[Aztec]] warfare involved masks.
*'''[[Science]]''' - Talk about science and the weird shit it created.
*'''[[PARTY HARD]]''' - Dance your balls off and talk about [[drugs]].  
*'''[[PARTY HARD]]''' - Dance your balls off and talk about [[drugs]].  
*'''Foodz & booze''' - Talk about cum sandwiches, absinthe and [[:File:Dongscake.jpg|dong cakes]].  
*'''Foodz & booze''' - Talk about cum sandwiches, absinthe and [[:File:Dongscake.jpg|dong cakes]].  
*'''The Locker Room''' - Explain your sweaty awkward sexual experiences here and we promise <s>not</s> to laugh wholeheartedly at your miserable excuse for a [[no life|sex life]].
*'''The Locker Room''' - Explain your sweaty awkward sexual experiences here and we promised <s>not</s> to laugh wholeheartedly at your miserable excuse for a [[no life|sex life]].
*'''[[Portal:Music|Music]], Movies and Media'''- A place where the most abhorrent cultural taste known to man is paraded about with no remorse.
*'''[[Portal:Music|Music]], Movies and Media'''- A place where the most abhorrent cultural taste known to man was paraded about with no remorse.


==In Jokes==
==In Jokes==
*Niggers1 - This was seriously the password [[Ryan]] set for the EDF2 database. God only knows how it was up for a full three months before the inevitable brute force.
[[File:Submerged Ghost People.png|thumb|300px|right| Submerged Ghost People by [[User:Killerratte|Killerratte]].]]
*[[Cigarsex]].
[[File:Movie Night Regulars by Witty.png|300px|right|thumb|Movie Night regulars by Witty]]
*<nowiki>***Official Thread of X***</nowiki> - Started by holy roller [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/christianwarrior94.319/ ChristianWarrior94] with the post <nowiki>***OFFICIAL THREAD OF CHRISTIANITY***</nowiki>. Surrounding the title of a thread with triple *'s has set the standard for officialdom.
* '''Niggers1''' - This was seriously the password [[Ryan]] set for the EDF2 database. God only knows how it was up for a full three months before the inevitable brute force.
*[[Negi Springfield|Negi's]] dong - See gallery below.
 
*Die In A Fire's tits - Lost in space, but countless stories have been told and retold of the super kawaii horror that grazed EDF for a few hours one horrid day.
* '''[[Cigarsex]]''' - Some bullshit made up by closeted pedophile [[beefrave]].
*oddguy - Everyone in the ænonymous board are actually Oddguy, the resident Jew (who is unexplainably a Mod)
 
*COMIC SANS.
* '''<nowiki>***Official Thread of X***</nowiki>''' - Started by holy roller [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/christianwarrior94.319/ ChristianWarrior94] with the post <nowiki>***OFFICIAL THREAD OF CHRISTIANITY***</nowiki>. Surrounding the title of a thread with triple *'s had set the standard for officialdom.
*The day where everyone got a yellow name and admin user title.
 
*The day where everyone under a certain post count got "Sockpuppet of Fumo161" as a usertitle.
* '''[[Negi Springfield|Negi's]] dong''' - See gallery below.
*Tagging @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy repeatedly in comments.
 
*WARRIORED. Nobody wants to be warriored. Come to EDF2 and you will get warriored. HARD.
* '''Die In A Fire's tits''' - Lost in space, but countless stories have been told and retold of the super kawaii horror that grazed EDF for a few hours one horrid day.
 
* '''oddguy''' - Everyone in the ænonymous board was actually Oddguy, the resident Jew (who was inexplicably a Mod).
 
* '''[[Comic Sans|COMIC SANS]]''' - The officially sanctioned font of EDF2.
 
* '''The day where everyone got a yellow name and admin user title.'''
 
* '''The day where everyone under a certain post count got "Sockpuppet of Fumo161" as a user title.'''
 
* '''Tagging @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy repeatedly in comments.'''
 
* '''WARRIORED''' - Nobody wants to be warriored. Come to EDF2 and you will get warriored. HARD. Gay forced meme created by Sugar Bombs to mock Beefrave's sock fueled Asperger attack.
 
* '''Fez Avatars''' - Based on a Facebook picture by Atomic Joe, when ED temporarily lost the .se domain the remaining members who were smart enough to edit their hostmask files donned the red fez to signify their allegiance to the new {{EDF2thread|post-apocalyptic-edf3-sep-16-2013.14510|post-apocalyptic ED government}}.
 
* '''lol fgt ahhhahahahah lol u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol''' - Possibly the greatest line ever written. Posted by some guy making a personal army request, specifying what not to say to him.
 
* '''RAP IS FOR CRIMINALS''' - Self explanatory forced meme created by ilovejesus69. Evolved to X IS FOR CRIMINALS.
 
* '''Scumhook is managing his account details''' - he literally did this for 6 hours a day.
 
*'''[[EDF2:_Electric_Boogaloo/Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards'''
 
*'''*rubs belly*''' - Originally a phrase used by [[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] in one of his [[User:Uberfukken/Schnookums|furfag cyber sex sessions]] with [[User:LudwigLinkermann|Linkermann]].
 
*'''(insert words here)/11, nevar forget*''' - Originating from one of EDF's frequent movie nights. Pretty self explanatory.
 
*'''BBBBBBIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSSS!*''' - From the EDF movie night that featured birdemic.
 
*'''[[Foodfight!]]''' - A movie so terrifying it haunts the survivors of the EDF movie night to this day.
 
*'''Wilkins Anti-Rap Squad''' - A group started by ilovejesus69. Dedicated to fighting the tyranny of inferior coffee brands and spread the word of Wilkins instant coffee.
 
*'''[[Wilkins Coffee]]''' - The Official Coffee of EDF2.
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==Well Known Faggots==
==Well Known Faggots==


[[File:Oddguy works hard for a shekel.gif|thumb|right|A good moderator knows how to [[blowjob|work the shaft.]]]]
[[File:zaigerlikeicaremeth.png|thumb|right|How EDF was being kept online]]
 
[[File:Oddguy works hard for a shekel.gif|thumb|right|179px|Oddguy knew how to [[blowjob|work the shaft.]]]]
 
[[File:bayagulr.jpg|thumb|right|Baya Rae 4900, our prophet.]]
 
=== Admins & Moderators ===
 
<center> <big> '''LOL THERE ARE NO MODS''' </big> </center>
 
===Notable Retards===
 
* <s>'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Floating above the fray like a [[Vagoo|clam scented angel]], was the driving force behind ED, who kept the joint humming when he wasn't being drunk or high on heroin.</s> Kicked out of ED for stealing donation money and is now homeless and addicted to crack. The only reason why anything worked on ED for so many years is because lesser-known admins & users sacrificed their time and money for the website.
 
* '''[[User:SeeBeen|SeeBeen]]''' - Sysadmin of [[Serbian|Siberian]] origin. He came, avoided actually doing anything, broke the forum server and disappeared. He also forgot to provide backups for the website, so we all got fucked in the end.


[[File:bayagulr.jpg|thumb|right|Baya Rae 4900, ex-mod and our prophet.]]
* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]{{muslim}}''' - EDF's resident [[jew]], poster of inane shitposting or inane serious posting, either way the quality of his writing is always punctuated by the worst grammar/spelling known to man. Would edit wiki pages in exchange for head. Later became a jewtuber who rants about stuff. Still noses around in EDF6.


=== Moderators ===
* '''[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]]''' - Borderline retarded meth-head and [[Onideus#2013:_Matthew_vs_EDF2:_COCKSLAP_Boogaloo|part-time drug lord]]. Known for attention whoring and penis posting. Openly brags about [[Loser|once making 1000 posts in 14 days.]] Still alive in EDF6.


The Primo [[moderator]] team of the ED Forums [[lie|CAN NOT]] ban. This meaning the forum is a [[cancer|Hard Gay Chats Explosion of Lulz 24/7.]]
* '''[[User:Ilovejesus69|ilovejesus69]]''' - An extremely unmemorable person who babysits the snake pit known as EDF2. If oddguy had tits and wasn't so bitchy, the result would be ilovejesus69. Literally does nothing whatsoever, but in an attempt to be interesting, ilovejesus69 [[faggot|pretends to have an obsession with violent porn]]. Still shares the love of Jesus in EDF6.


* '''[[Zaiger]]''' - Floating above the fray like a [[Vagoo|clam scented angel]], the driving force behind ED (and also, it's alleged, behind E's arse) keeps the joint humming.  Was stalked by [[Homosexuality|Oddguy]] until he granted odd's wish and made him the oddmod.
* '''[[User:Endsenten|Endsenten]]''' - [[Fat]] [[Mexican]]. Formerly known as the Queen of Doxing and one of the most secretive users of EDF2. Was capable of ruining your life, if you pissed her off. Officially retired from EDF.
* '''[[User:E|Edgeworth]]''' - [[brony|Winged faggot]] and system admin. Returns to the forum once a week to preform technical maintenance in an attempt to make the forum run faster, gets told he either achieved nothing or broke everything and then changes everything back and leaves.
 
* '''[[Beefcake]]''' - <big>''"don't annoy me."''</big>A [[Belgium|Belgian]] science mod, who's perfect fantasy is to be furiously bummed by [[Carl Sagan]]. At one point he [[shit nobody cares about|online dated forum user Gencdo]], but things went south when [[User:LiteralKa|LiteralKa]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/gencdos-oper-abuse-problem.7024/ relentlessly harassed] the two on ED IRC resulting in their breakup. Of course it could have also been that they were in two different countries, but nevertheless the ordeal caused Gencdo to enter [[Done with ED]] status.
*'''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - [[Faggot]]. Known for getting into long bitchfights on the forums and for complaining about the number of spics living in his shitty town, on the shoutbox. But still this faggot only watched spicporn, where the "female" is 50+ of age, and 300+ pounds. Still he was one of the most important users, who kept the trainwreck that was EDF2, alive. Officially retired from EDF.
* '''[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]]''' - EDF's resident [[jew]], poster of inane shitposting or inane serious posting, either way the quality of his writing is always punctuated by the worst grammar/spelling known to man. Recently became a mod, therefore converting himself to the love of [[cock|cocks]] in and around his mouth. Will also edit Wiki pages in exchange for head.
 
* '''[[User:Atomic_Joe|Atomic_Joe]]''' - White trash moderator who tends to write in red-colored caps. Generally useless. Obsessed with guns and butts.
* '''[[User:Atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]]''' - Cat-obsessed Danish editor and <s>part-time forum moderator</s>. Disappeared when EDF2 was destroyed, but came back for some more catnip a couple of years later.
* '''[[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]]''' - [[Faggot]].
 
* '''[[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]]''' - President of [[GNAA]] and babyface hipster.
* '''Solution''' - Some loser with [[PTSD]] that used the forums as therapy. Hangs around in EDF6 to this day.
* '''[[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]]''' - Scourge of [[Wikipedia]].
* '''[[User:halcy|Thayora]]''' - [[Twitter]] warrior.
* '''[[TKN]]''' - Given moderator status out of pity from [[Ryan]] after he joined him in his emoquit of [[AnonOps]]. Does literally nothing for the forum. Also a huge fed.
===Other Retards===


*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - The tiny cock princess of EDF2.
*'''[[Negi Springfield]]''' - The tiny cock princess of EDF2.


* '''[[User:EmilyPlays|EmilyPlays]]''' - A 15 year old boy who [[moot|wishes to be the little girl]] and even contemplated chopping his [[penis]] off. [[permabanned]] in 2011 for posting [[cp|cheeze pizza]] on the forums, but unbanned by [[Zaiger]] less than a year later.
* '''[[User:EmilyPlays|EmilyPlays]]''' - A 15 year old boy who [[moot|wishes to be the little girl]] and even contemplated chopping his [[penis]] off. [[permabanned]] in 2011 for posting [[cp|cheeze pizza]] on the forums, but unbanned by [[Zaiger]] less than a year later. Still has not been seen despite the unbanning.


* '''SuperSpecialSuperStar''' - The most consistently bad poster on EDF, with every word he types making you wish you could reach through the computer screen and tear his throat out. Believed to be a [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] chinese boy and creator of the Frog Mercenary. <strike>In reality the greatest poster who will be forever missed after his latest ban/rage quit.</strike> [[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] - Returned after his ragequit (got banned from every other forum he tried to post in withing days) and now posts using at least 17 sock puppets.
* '''SuperSpecialSuperStar''' - The most consistently bad poster on EDF, with every word he types making you wish you could reach through the computer screen and tear his throat out. Believed to be a [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] chinese boy and creator of the Frog Mercenary. <strike>In reality the greatest poster who will be forever missed after his latest ban/rage quit.</strike> [[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] - Returned after his ragequit (got banned from every other forum he tried to post in withing days) and now posts using at least 17 sock puppets. His name became its very own and regularly-used insult on EDF2, ie. "'''Fuck off S4!'''"


* '''Rev Junco''' - Chubby little [[13-year-old boy]] with a penchant for stalking any female member of the site, eventually got himself [[Permabanned]] for posting his [[Jailbait|underage]] [[cock]] in the all over the forum. Allowed to return solely because people enjoy using him as a punching bag.
* '''Rev Junco''' - Chubby little [[13-year-old boy]] with a penchant for stalking any female member of the site, eventually got himself [[Permabanned]] for posting his [[Jailbait|underage]] [[cock]] in the all over the forum. Allowed to return solely because people enjoy using him as a punching bag.


*'''rst8''' - A young tweenster that managed to figure out how to use a computer, joined EDF and never stopped being a homo since, prone to leaving then returning in a hissy fit. Also confirmed [[furfag]].  
*'''rst8''' - A young tweenster that managed to figure out how to use a computer, joined EDF and never stopped being a homo up until the end, was prone to leaving then returning in a hissy fit. Also confirmed [[furfag]].  


*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Resident pedophile.
*'''[[Tyciol]]''' - Resident pedophile.
*'''[[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo/Baya Rae 4900|Baya Rae 4900]]''' - {{fbgroup|1387943548131247|Committee to Elect Baya Rae 4.9k as President for Life of the Milky Way}}.
===Users===
* '''[[Milwin|Milwin]]''' - A gloriously retarded shitposter of Saudi-Arabian origin with the appearance of a slice of toast. He disappeared in 2014 without a trace after saying goodbye to the forums (some users presumed he was drafted into the army). Probably dead.
* '''Ghost People''' - An early forum user from the UK with the appearance of a hooded gas mask person, who was obsessed with raiding / trolling Deviantart & Andrew Dobson. Vanished around 2013 / 2014.
* '''Suicide King''' - This massive faggot was known for downvoting every single post he came across on the forum to reach the record of most negative ratings ever on EDF2. He had acquired around 16000 downvotes until he got tired of his own shit.
* '''bunu''' - A fat, 20-something, cosplay-obsessed attention whore with a pink-haired grey catgirl-fursona, that kept derailing countless threads in 2013, by either making them about her shitty art or playing around / flirting with thirsty Ediots. It didn't help that all her signatures were filled with animated cats crying and other weird shit, as well as her pink fursona-catgirl-thingy that attracted furry white knights. She was also constantly obsessed with the popular "Tom Preston did it again" - thread. Her constant de-railing was punished by several Ediots that declared the official "bunu rape" day, (which happened two times), posting embarassing photos of her and malicious drawings. She fucked off shortly after the second time and was never seen again near EDF, good riddance.
* '''Sugar Bombs''' - A feisty (fake) blonde from Texas with the face of a 50's pin-up model and a body as flat as a pancake. She was well-liked for the most part, but during the end times of EDF2 she tried to pull off a ''DGTrixie-style'' stunt (pretending / hinting to have some kind of terminal mental sickness / brain tumor) and fucked off from the forums, after announcing it on ED Movie Night. Many months later it was discovered that she was merely pretending to be dead so she could both revel in the "drama" and seperate herself from ED in a "dramatic" way. Could have just told us that she's [[done with ED]]. What a bitch.


=== Hall Of Shame ===
=== Hall Of Shame ===
[[file:Dobbo30k.png|thumb|center|1000px|EDF2's most popular thread]]
[[File:shit chute m.png|thumb|right|A typical day on the Shoutbox]]
[[File:bunuraep.png|thumb|right|bunu in action]]


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Because the forum has a no ban policy it is almost impossible to get banned no matter how big of a faggot you are. That is why it is up to the other users on the forum to get rid of unwanted members by "[[trolling|encouraging]]" them to go away. But most of the time the disgraced users are kept around as deflated [[lolcow|lolcows]], occasionally milking them for some dusty [[lulz]].
Because the forum had a no ban policy it was almost impossible to get banned, no matter how big of a faggot you were. That is why it was up to the other users on the forum to get rid of unwanted members by "[[trolling|encouraging]]" them to go away. But most of the time the disgraced users were kept around as deflated [[lolcow|lolcows]], occasionally milking them for some dusty [[lulz]].




* '''[[User:Another_n00b|Another_n00b]]''' - A young gentleman who very much lived up to his username by strutting around attempting to change the wiki in the worst possible ways. Then after being told to [[GTFO]] he fled to EDF where he deposited the most [[butthurt]] [[tl;dr]] goodbye message known to the internets, earning himself a place in the [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians|hall of shame.]] Later, when his [[flounce]] was quoted in QOTN he came back to beg the admins to stop.
* '''[[User:Another_n00b|Another_n00b]]''' - A young gentleman who very much lived up to his username by strutting around attempting to change the wiki in the worst possible ways. Then after being told to [[GTFO]] he fled to EDF where he deposited the most [[butthurt]] [[tl;dr]] goodbye message known to the internets, earning himself a place in the [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians|hall of shame.]] Later, when his [[flounce]] was quoted in QOTN he came back to beg the admins to stop.
* '''[[Onideus]]''' - <s>ED admin and</s> faggot in every way conceivable. It was believed that if every single member put him on ignore, he would still make threads and talk to himself, posting about the wiki and failing to realise nobody gave a fuck. It should be noted that the mail delivery service in Walla Walla, WA is incredibly convenient, as every time he gets e-bullied too much, *poof*, theres another package of LEGO waiting for him at the door, just screaming at him to log off and go make some more plastic masterpieces.


*'''DocEvil''' - Wannabe nazi holocaust denier who was made an admin and attempted to gain E-fame by transforming Shitpost Metropolis into his own [[personal army]] entitled SMYD forums, and furiously [[writing yourself into an article|writing himself into this article]]. After he had his privs removed he attempted to make his own EDF2 twice (three times if you count a previous attempt at making an image board), and when that didn't work he threatened to hunt down Zaiger at ROFLCON with [[LOL WUT?|a gang of 4chan admins]] and kill him. Now lurking the forgotten recesses of the internet with a swastika scraped into his forehead, roughly fondling his balls to guro [[CP|child porn]].  
*'''DocEvil''' - Wannabe nazi holocaust denier who was made an admin and attempted to gain E-fame by transforming Shitpost Metropolis into his own [[personal army]] entitled SMYD forums, and furiously [[writing yourself into an article|writing himself into this article]]. After he had his privs removed he attempted to make his own EDF2 twice (three times if you count a previous attempt at making an image board), and when that didn't work he threatened to hunt down Zaiger at ROFLCON with [[LOL WUT?|a gang of 4chan admins]] and kill him. Now lurking the forgotten recesses of the internet with a swastika scraped into his forehead, roughly fondling his balls to guro [[CP|child porn]].  


*'''KKKoonhater''' - Another troll wannabe no one cared about until he invited his fat, ugly, old, jew girlfriend to the forum. They insisted on being an attractive couple despite various physical abnormalities proving otherwise, which were swiftly pointed out by various members of EDF. He and his blimp of a gal pal boiled with butthurt at these truthful comments on their hideousness and he vowed to take revenge by [[taking down ED|taking down EDF2]] with the help of his [[fail|epic]] [[troll shielding|troll group]]. B& and possibly hacked, now having sad unfulfilling sex with his <strike>sister</strike> "girlfriend".
*'''KKKoonhater''' - Another troll wannabe no one cared about until he invited his fat, ugly, old, jew girlfriend to the forum. They insisted on being an attractive couple despite various physical abnormalities proving otherwise, which were swiftly pointed out by various members of EDF. He and his blimp of a gal-pal boiled with butthurt at these truthful comments on their hideousness and he vowed to take revenge by [[taking down ED|taking down EDF2]] with the help of his [[fail|epic]] [[troll shielding|troll group]] which was really just a sad, old man turned troll named [[Flaglerchat]]. B& and possibly hacked, now having sad unfulfilling sex with his <strike>sister</strike> "girlfriend".


*'''[[beefrave]]''' - '''[[:File:Fatwife.jpg|brutally exposed]]'''
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* '''swishy''' - Another EDF user infected with extreme [[GOTIS]], hailing from south Carolina and the epitome of [[trailer trash]]. She posted noods within roughly 3.12 seconds of joining, and then announced her pregnancy to the whole board. Then made a thread pretending to have had an [[abortion]]. Then said she didn't actually have an abortion. All this for that glorious [[attention whore|attention]] she so desperately craves. Eventually doxed to the point of having to change address.
* '''swishy''' - Another EDF user infected with extreme [[GOTIS]], hailing from south Carolina and the epitome of [[trailer trash]]. She posted noods within roughly 3.12 seconds of joining, and then announced her pregnancy to the whole board. Then made a thread pretending to have had an [[abortion]]. Then said she didn't actually have an abortion. All this for that glorious [[attention whore|attention]] she so desperately craves. Eventually doxed to the point of having to change address.


*'''Umkemesik''' - Mexicano failtroll who tried to [[Taking Down ED|Take Down ED]]. Failed, doxed, pwned, presumably skinned alive by niggers. Finally allowed to return after he begged Zaiger to unban him.
*'''[[Umkemesik]]''' - Mexicano failtroll who tried to [[Taking Down ED|Take Down ED]]. Failed, doxed, pwned, presumably skinned alive by niggers. Finally allowed to return after he begged Zaiger to unban him. <s>And now (as of 2021) he's our admin. '''What a twist'''</s> And now (as of 2023) not anymore.


*'''[[messyjessie]]'''- A white trash [[GOTIS]] [[whore]] who came to the forum to share [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/sitting-on-the-toilet.10159/page-4 her epic tale of fail] ,and [http://www.thepotshot.com/2012/01/jessica-evert-strikes-back.html criminal record]. ALSO DID WE MENTION SHE WAS A [[cumdumpster|WHORE]]?! Banned for stalking Zaiger and now resides on our tinychat channel in desperation for human interaction, even with people who hate her. Will ask everyone to bring Oddguy on Tinychat so she can terrorise him with her vagina.
*'''Messyjessie'''- A white trash [[GOTIS]] [[whore]] who came to the forum to share [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/sitting-on-the-toilet.10159/page-4 her epic tale of fail] ,and [http://www.thepotshot.com/2012/01/jessica-evert-strikes-back.html criminal record]. ALSO DID WE MENTION SHE WAS A [[cumdumpster|WHORE]]?! Banned for stalking Zaiger and now resides on our tinychat channel in desperation for human interaction, even with people who hate her. Will ask everyone to bring Oddguy on Tinychat so she can terrorise him with her vagina.


*'''ElectricYiff''' - AKA ExplosiveDiareah (or more accurately "ExplosiveSperg"), this self-hating autistic [[furry]] got notorious for making several shitty threads in which he randomly raged over things that [[shit_nobody_cares_about|no one really gave a shit about]], from Liam Neeson to crappy superhero crap to Dreamworks movies. Whenever he was contradicted or had his retarded statements debunked, he threw tantrums that consisted in spamming the topic with godawful furry porn. His greatest moment was when he disagreed with the recent addition to the mod team (he made over 9000 threads about who HE thinks should be a mod) and decided to overthrow him by PMing people about it and sperging until he was fagtagged, which caused a massive [[butthurt|anal devastation]] and consequently ragequit.
*'''ElectricYiff''' - AKA ExplosiveDiareah (or more accurately "ExplosiveSperg"), this self-hating autistic [[furry]] got notorious for making several shitty threads in which he randomly raged over things that [[shit_nobody_cares_about|no one really gave a shit about]], from Liam Neeson to crappy superhero crap to Dreamworks movies. Whenever he was contradicted or had his retarded statements debunked, he threw tantrums that consisted in spamming the topic with godawful furry porn. His greatest moment was when he disagreed with the recent addition to the mod team (he made over 9000 threads about who HE thinks should be a mod) and decided to overthrow him by PMing people about it and sperging until he was fagtagged, which caused a massive [[butthurt|anal devastation]] and consequently ragequit.


*'''Racketeer''' - An [[emo]] [[faggot]] [[pedophile]] who left the forums in disgrace and literally vowed to [[taking down ED|take down EDF2 ]]when he returned. Currently back and [[butthurt]] [[moar|more]] than ever. Winner of the first annual "2012 EDF2: Faggot Of The Year Award".
*'''Racketeer''' - An [[emo]] [[faggot]] [[pedophile]] who left the forums in disgrace and literally vowed to [[taking down ED|take down EDF2 ]]when he returned. Currently back and [[butthurt]] [[moar|more]] than ever. Winner of the second annual "2012 EDF2: Faggot Of The Year Award". Seemingly doesn't understand that you don't need to sign in to lurk the forums
 
*'''Pinktits''' - Upon entering the forum she seemed like the standard attention whore, but wait, theres moar! [[IT'S A TRAP]]!!! Within the space of one page she asked if anyone wanted to cyber plox , offered to send cheese pizza,said she once fapped with a knife and revealed that she was a hermaphrodite. After her dox exposed she was only pretending to be a loli and a steady stream of abuse hurled at her calling her fat she stopped posting, never to return again.
 
*'''[[Silverhaze06]]''' - Flooded images of black power cock while being doxed, pretended to be his ex and posted all her nudes, ex joined the forums and became more popular than him.  Last seen committing [[seppuku]].
 
*'''Cyn''' - Refused to show her virtually non-existing tits, and kept berating on how she was ashamed of her minuscule cup-size, but still wouldn't show them. Was trolled relentlessly when she dared move out of the DeviantArt subforum. Got doxed.
 
*'''WaterShipDowns''' - A bunny-eared furry retard who thought he could create a better retelling / redesign of Andrew Dobson's "Alex ze Pirate" comics by posting his own drawings, concepts and story bits in the Tom Preston thread. His stuff was so terrible that he was told to fuck off, took it too personal and started a giant bitchfight with several senior users that ended with him getting doxed and nominated for Faggot of the Year. Prior to this, he constantly pretended to be in good company with everyone, except pretty much everyone hated his guts. His dox included him, among many other things, celebrating his 18th(?) birthday alone with his fursona on a cake (all with photos) and being a diaper-furry fetishist. Was ousted out of the forums afterwards and never seen again.


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==See Also==
==See Also==
 
* [[EDF1]] - The original shithole.
* [[EDF]]
* [[EDF6]] - The current reincarnation of EDF2.
* [[ED IRC]]
* [[ED Movie Night]] - Watch terrible movies together.
* [[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo/BMO]]
* [[ED IRC]] - Nobody goes there anymore.
* [[BMO]] - An annoying bot that plagued the forums for a long time.
* [[Faggot of the Year]] - One of the greatest honors of EDF is to become the FOTY.


==External Links==
==External Links==


* [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/ EDF2: Electric Boogaloo]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190301150622/http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs// EDF2: Electric Boogaloo - How it used to be]
*{{facebook-username|edf2electricboogaloo|EDF2: Electric Boogaloo on Fæcbook}}
* [irc://wtfux.org/forum #forum] - Ghost town
* [irc://wtfux.org/forum #forum] - Ghost town
* [http://tinychat.com/ediots The tinychat] -  Retardation at its finest.
* [http://tinychat.com/ediots The tinychat] -  A place where EDiots used to talk with each other via webcam. After the loss of forums, this place died out. It was retardation at its finest.


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Latest revision as of 20:25, 10 January 2024

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT ROCKENHAUS WIPED EDF2 BY LETTING THE SERVERS DIE!!!1

This is an article for the epic, permadead second forum. For the really ancient, defunct circlejerk see EDF1. For the awesome live forums, go to EDF6.


Only the dead know peace from this evil
Only the dead know peace from this evil
   
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You know, I might recommend putting in a warning to lurk more before creating an account but that might rob you fine fuckers of fools like me to shit on.

It's pretty easy to predict a future you create. Why would anyone want to contribute when the first response they get is fuck off and pretty much everything that follows is essentially the same? Fuck am I getting out of this? boo-hoo, i know, nobody cares about my feelings. I'm not pleading for pity or some sad shit, my point is that I have enough garbage in my life without you niggers; I'm not masochistic enough to fight against the tide. Why waste my time? have fun fucking my corpse, faggots, just don't be disappointed when I don't respond

tl;dr gonna do the right thing: lurk more or fuck off entirely....
 

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—Typical new member experience


EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo was the 3.5th incarnation of EDF, the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. If you delved inside these shit-caked walls of an internet insane asylum, you would have found users with varying degrees of faggotry, unwarranted self-importance, alcoholism, drug addiction, furfaggotry and good old fashioned retardation— a veritable rainbow of horrifying mental disabilities which formed the largest circlejerk on the interbutts, right after Kiwifarms, which spawned what was undeniably the best forums evar!!11

History

Moar info: EDF1.

Typical post
GSTalbert1 is being monitored by some IRC users. Don't be alarmed.
Y HELO THAR

After ED’s rebirth in 2011, the staff decided that ED needed to resurrect the forums to allow a place for excessive circlejerking. However, unlike its predecessor, EDF2 went with better software coated with vast amounts of Javascript, as VBull was, indeed, a steaming pile of shit. The first round of EDF2 started with a sense of anarchy, as there were only two admins and moderators without ban hammers. A few boards lived and died; the Ponies board was a shining example of this.

Unfortunately, around the end of June 2011, a super skilled hacker brute forced Ryan's RSA keyless setup and figured out the forum database’s shockingly complex password, niggers1. Unveiling such a discovery, the forum was hacked and ruined with emails leaked. After nearly a month, the forum was back with an even more complex password (n1ggers), ensuring stability. EDF had risen again as EDF 2.0.1, this time, more fucking admins were added, resulting in immense dick-measuring and ban threats. The medal system was introduced to inject even more unwarranted self-importance into the gigantic ego bubble, awarding the drooling users for such uninteresting qualities as being a Nazi, a Communist, a hipster, an anti-hipster and so on.

EDF2 was by far the gayest of all the ED forums, and its era was undoubtedly covered with cocks and balls. Its reign of terror lasted around 7 years; before the last head admin, Conrad Rockenhaus (who forgot to share his passwords with the rest of the gang), landed in jail. The forums died a slow, agonizing death, with zero available backups. At the same time, the wiki lost over 2 years of written content and its entire userbase. With this dumpsterfire of events, one might think that everyone would abandon ship, but this community of dipshits and retards found a way and came back together to form another forum incarnation, EDF6, which heavily resembles EDF2 in its original form.

Boards

EDF in a nutshell.
Looks legit. Wait...Harvey??
  • Noob Introduction Forum - The first place a filthy newcomer like you was supposed to visit, but probably never did anyway. You would have gurgled out your name and why you are so damn happy to be walking the halls of our beautiful forums, only to be raped to death with words and slander.

Main Category

  • Hard Gay Chats - Basically the catch-all board to any pitiful subject that floated out of a user's grey mushy minds, it usually involved some new brilliant philosophical idea, or adamantly claiming how drunk someone was, or both. A variety of topics lay strewn about this clusterfuck of a forum, all of them infused with the hardest and gayest of chats within. Note this forum usually had some kind of yearbook thread running, so you could visit that with a large bucket of eye bleach and scream yourself to insanity at how ugly all the users were. This forum also vomited up the most forced of forced memes, CIGARSEX. So clearly it's the hip place to be.
  • Religion and Politics - Pretty much was the worst place on the internet to discuss religion and politics, but a great place to hail satan erryday. Wrought with underachieving drug addicts discussing the meaning of life, and how their corresponding countries should be run, it slowly boiled down to large endless battles of NO U with a side of derailing monster hentai pornography so nobody got bored. If you wanted to see Dr. Rice in her natural habitat, you would have lurked here...
  • Shitpost Metropolis - A great rolling city filled to the brim with gallons and gallons of shit. Not particularly different to the other forums, but this was the place where you officially shitpost. You were supposed to be spreading its walls with literally anything you could think of, and furiously masturbate to the outcome. Interestingly, people actually fought over who was the king of Shitpost Metropolis.
Normal Day at the shoutbox

Dramatica Help

  • Encyclopædia Dramatica Collaboration - The board where you discussed stuff that is actually about the wiki that spawned these forums in the first place. So naturally it was deserted.
  • Personae non Beefis - A place to whinge and complain about all of EDF2's problems, which all fell upon deaf ears while the staff got high on heroin and played with their penises.
  • Computers, Internet and Technology - l33t haxors only!!11! You came here to talk about some new irc program that had been farted out and begged users to lend you monies for more RAM.

Secondary Category

Pretty much
You think that's bad? This guy is an admin.
  • News - A board about copypasting stupid shit from old media happening outside of your Basement.
  • EDF Lulz Media Library - A collection of all the lulziest media we could scrape up out of the internet. Had not been working for several years and no one seemed to care.
  • Your Shitty Projects - Built a gigantic papier-mâché cock? Drew an eye-gougingly bad MS Paint comic you made about your day? Pictures of your murder victims? This was the place to dump all those pathetic pet projects that nobody cares about.
  • Space Ghetto - A place to endlessly post all your unfunny pictures, it was filled with repost after repost of images you had already seen on 4chan fifty billion times.
  • Hall of Æpic - Forum's Staff-picked archival service. It was expected from the staff, that they tend to choose the most boring unfunny threads for archival, due to high levels of faggotry present in all ED staff.
  • Ænonymous - A board for posting anonymously, secretly revealed who you have a crush on here. Or someone posted scat porn.

Internet Subcultures

  • Trolls - Users here posted any nefarious deeds they had acted out in the series of tubes, concocted new schemes to make unwilling computer users rage, and called someone a faggot. irl trolling counted too, so if you had stolen candy from a baby in your local park, you'd have posted pics of its sobbing face in this forum. It was only used for personal army requests by 16 year olds butthurt over getting rejected by a girl from their school.
  • DeviantArt - Populated by the EDF2 elitist squad, who refused to post anywhere else on the forum and whose noses were pointed so high up that they could hardly see the keyboard. Much lulz was had on such threads as "What The Fuck Fetishes" and "Shit On The Front Page" which may have lead to a loss of the desire to live. A minimum of 9 bans from DA was required to post on this subforum. HGC posters and Tom Preston fanboys needed not apply. Featured the longest-running thread in EDF's history, the Tom Preston Thread (1000+ pages - we lost count because the thread honestly turned into giant, unfunny circlejerk of artfags after page 500, instead of being about harassing Andrew Dobson as much as possible)
  • Jewtoob - A board about the toobs and the faggots surrounding them.
  • Weeaboo shit- A board to laugh at the sad bloated faces of forever alone users, which pitifully talked about Sailor Moon or some shit in depressingly empty threads.
  • Furfaggotry - Where people whined about furries, then secretly went jacking off to yiffy pr0nz
  • Gæmers - Other than threads existing only to make the board just like /v/ for 4chan rejects, the only other thing that came out of this board was the occasional "ED (insert shit MMO here) server" thread, because you knew the first thing you wanted to do when you were a part of a group famous for its backstabbing heartlessness - was to join them to play your favorite game together.
On the contrary, EDF2 was a friendly place for bronies.
  • Ponies - It was like Equestria with Nazis, where resident EDF bronies clopped away to Derpy Hooves Rule34 and spread the magic of friendship. It slowly spread to other area's of the forums, reminiscent of the infection of /b/ or /pol/, except with more lying down and taking it like a little slut. In the end the ponyfags were not successful, because the popularity of the godawful series died waaaaaaaaaay before EDF2 did.

Randumb

  • Group Shower Warmups - Discuss your favorite sports with your buttbuddies in the gym shower.
  • Lucha - EDF2's favorite sport of Aztec warfare involved masks.
  • Science - Talk about science and the weird shit it created.
  • PARTY HARD - Dance your balls off and talk about drugs.
  • Foodz & booze - Talk about cum sandwiches, absinthe and dong cakes.
  • The Locker Room - Explain your sweaty awkward sexual experiences here and we promised not to laugh wholeheartedly at your miserable excuse for a sex life.
  • Music, Movies and Media- A place where the most abhorrent cultural taste known to man was paraded about with no remorse.

In Jokes

Submerged Ghost People by Killerratte.
Movie Night regulars by Witty
  • Niggers1 - This was seriously the password Ryan set for the EDF2 database. God only knows how it was up for a full three months before the inevitable brute force.
  • ***Official Thread of X*** - Started by holy roller ChristianWarrior94 with the post ***OFFICIAL THREAD OF CHRISTIANITY***. Surrounding the title of a thread with triple *'s had set the standard for officialdom.
  • Negi's dong - See gallery below.
  • Die In A Fire's tits - Lost in space, but countless stories have been told and retold of the super kawaii horror that grazed EDF for a few hours one horrid day.
  • oddguy - Everyone in the ænonymous board was actually Oddguy, the resident Jew (who was inexplicably a Mod).
  • COMIC SANS - The officially sanctioned font of EDF2.
  • The day where everyone got a yellow name and admin user title.
  • The day where everyone under a certain post count got "Sockpuppet of Fumo161" as a user title.
  • Tagging @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy repeatedly in comments.
  • WARRIORED - Nobody wants to be warriored. Come to EDF2 and you will get warriored. HARD. Gay forced meme created by Sugar Bombs to mock Beefrave's sock fueled Asperger attack.
  • Fez Avatars - Based on a Facebook picture by Atomic Joe, when ED temporarily lost the .se domain the remaining members who were smart enough to edit their hostmask files donned the red fez to signify their allegiance to the new post-apocalyptic ED government.
  • lol fgt ahhhahahahah lol u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol - Possibly the greatest line ever written. Posted by some guy making a personal army request, specifying what not to say to him.
  • RAP IS FOR CRIMINALS - Self explanatory forced meme created by ilovejesus69. Evolved to X IS FOR CRIMINALS.
  • Scumhook is managing his account details - he literally did this for 6 hours a day.
  • (insert words here)/11, nevar forget* - Originating from one of EDF's frequent movie nights. Pretty self explanatory.
  • BBBBBBIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSSS!* - From the EDF movie night that featured birdemic.
  • Foodfight! - A movie so terrifying it haunts the survivors of the EDF movie night to this day.
  • Wilkins Anti-Rap Squad - A group started by ilovejesus69. Dedicated to fighting the tyranny of inferior coffee brands and spread the word of Wilkins instant coffee.



Well Known Faggots

How EDF was being kept online
Oddguy knew how to work the shaft.
Baya Rae 4900, our prophet.

Admins & Moderators

LOL THERE ARE NO MODS

Notable Retards

  • Zaiger - Floating above the fray like a clam scented angel, was the driving force behind ED, who kept the joint humming when he wasn't being drunk or high on heroin. Kicked out of ED for stealing donation money and is now homeless and addicted to crack. The only reason why anything worked on ED for so many years is because lesser-known admins & users sacrificed their time and money for the website.
  • SeeBeen - Sysadmin of Siberian origin. He came, avoided actually doing anything, broke the forum server and disappeared. He also forgot to provide backups for the website, so we all got fucked in the end.
  • Oddguy☪ - EDF's resident jew, poster of inane shitposting or inane serious posting, either way the quality of his writing is always punctuated by the worst grammar/spelling known to man. Would edit wiki pages in exchange for head. Later became a jewtuber who rants about stuff. Still noses around in EDF6.
  • ilovejesus69 - An extremely unmemorable person who babysits the snake pit known as EDF2. If oddguy had tits and wasn't so bitchy, the result would be ilovejesus69. Literally does nothing whatsoever, but in an attempt to be interesting, ilovejesus69 pretends to have an obsession with violent porn. Still shares the love of Jesus in EDF6.
  • Endsenten - Fat Mexican. Formerly known as the Queen of Doxing and one of the most secretive users of EDF2. Was capable of ruining your life, if you pissed her off. Officially retired from EDF.
  • Uberfukken - Faggot. Known for getting into long bitchfights on the forums and for complaining about the number of spics living in his shitty town, on the shoutbox. But still this faggot only watched spicporn, where the "female" is 50+ of age, and 300+ pounds. Still he was one of the most important users, who kept the trainwreck that was EDF2, alive. Officially retired from EDF.
  • CobaltCat - Cat-obsessed Danish editor and part-time forum moderator. Disappeared when EDF2 was destroyed, but came back for some more catnip a couple of years later.
  • Solution - Some loser with PTSD that used the forums as therapy. Hangs around in EDF6 to this day.
  • SuperSpecialSuperStar - The most consistently bad poster on EDF, with every word he types making you wish you could reach through the computer screen and tear his throat out. Believed to be a 13-year-old chinese boy and creator of the Frog Mercenary. In reality the greatest poster who will be forever missed after his latest ban/rage quit. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS - Returned after his ragequit (got banned from every other forum he tried to post in withing days) and now posts using at least 17 sock puppets. His name became its very own and regularly-used insult on EDF2, ie. "Fuck off S4!"
  • Rev Junco - Chubby little 13-year-old boy with a penchant for stalking any female member of the site, eventually got himself Permabanned for posting his underage cock in the all over the forum. Allowed to return solely because people enjoy using him as a punching bag.
  • rst8 - A young tweenster that managed to figure out how to use a computer, joined EDF and never stopped being a homo up until the end, was prone to leaving then returning in a hissy fit. Also confirmed furfag.

Users

  • Milwin - A gloriously retarded shitposter of Saudi-Arabian origin with the appearance of a slice of toast. He disappeared in 2014 without a trace after saying goodbye to the forums (some users presumed he was drafted into the army). Probably dead.
  • Ghost People - An early forum user from the UK with the appearance of a hooded gas mask person, who was obsessed with raiding / trolling Deviantart & Andrew Dobson. Vanished around 2013 / 2014.
  • Suicide King - This massive faggot was known for downvoting every single post he came across on the forum to reach the record of most negative ratings ever on EDF2. He had acquired around 16000 downvotes until he got tired of his own shit.
  • bunu - A fat, 20-something, cosplay-obsessed attention whore with a pink-haired grey catgirl-fursona, that kept derailing countless threads in 2013, by either making them about her shitty art or playing around / flirting with thirsty Ediots. It didn't help that all her signatures were filled with animated cats crying and other weird shit, as well as her pink fursona-catgirl-thingy that attracted furry white knights. She was also constantly obsessed with the popular "Tom Preston did it again" - thread. Her constant de-railing was punished by several Ediots that declared the official "bunu rape" day, (which happened two times), posting embarassing photos of her and malicious drawings. She fucked off shortly after the second time and was never seen again near EDF, good riddance.
  • Sugar Bombs - A feisty (fake) blonde from Texas with the face of a 50's pin-up model and a body as flat as a pancake. She was well-liked for the most part, but during the end times of EDF2 she tried to pull off a DGTrixie-style stunt (pretending / hinting to have some kind of terminal mental sickness / brain tumor) and fucked off from the forums, after announcing it on ED Movie Night. Many months later it was discovered that she was merely pretending to be dead so she could both revel in the "drama" and seperate herself from ED in a "dramatic" way. Could have just told us that she's done with ED. What a bitch.

Hall Of Shame

EDF2's most popular thread
A typical day on the Shoutbox
bunu in action


Because the forum had a no ban policy it was almost impossible to get banned, no matter how big of a faggot you were. That is why it was up to the other users on the forum to get rid of unwanted members by "encouraging" them to go away. But most of the time the disgraced users were kept around as deflated lolcows, occasionally milking them for some dusty lulz.


  • Another_n00b - A young gentleman who very much lived up to his username by strutting around attempting to change the wiki in the worst possible ways. Then after being told to GTFO he fled to EDF where he deposited the most butthurt tl;dr goodbye message known to the internets, earning himself a place in the hall of shame. Later, when his flounce was quoted in QOTN he came back to beg the admins to stop.
  • Onideus - ED admin and faggot in every way conceivable. It was believed that if every single member put him on ignore, he would still make threads and talk to himself, posting about the wiki and failing to realise nobody gave a fuck. It should be noted that the mail delivery service in Walla Walla, WA is incredibly convenient, as every time he gets e-bullied too much, *poof*, theres another package of LEGO waiting for him at the door, just screaming at him to log off and go make some more plastic masterpieces.
  • DocEvil - Wannabe nazi holocaust denier who was made an admin and attempted to gain E-fame by transforming Shitpost Metropolis into his own personal army entitled SMYD forums, and furiously writing himself into this article. After he had his privs removed he attempted to make his own EDF2 twice (three times if you count a previous attempt at making an image board), and when that didn't work he threatened to hunt down Zaiger at ROFLCON with a gang of 4chan admins and kill him. Now lurking the forgotten recesses of the internet with a swastika scraped into his forehead, roughly fondling his balls to guro child porn.
  • KKKoonhater - Another troll wannabe no one cared about until he invited his fat, ugly, old, jew girlfriend to the forum. They insisted on being an attractive couple despite various physical abnormalities proving otherwise, which were swiftly pointed out by various members of EDF. He and his blimp of a gal-pal boiled with butthurt at these truthful comments on their hideousness and he vowed to take revenge by taking down EDF2 with the help of his epic troll group which was really just a sad, old man turned troll named Flaglerchat. B& and possibly hacked, now having sad unfulfilling sex with his sister "girlfriend".
  • DGTrixie - One of ED's many GOTIS infected whores. Unfortunately, you can't even fap to this one due to the fact that she is a gassy, ancient librarian and manatee.
  • Fumo161 - Came to EDF to spread the word of anonymous in the most newfag way physically possible. Was instantly shot down into a flaming carcass by every other user on the site. He attempted to create various sockpuppets to regain some vague appearance of dignity, but there isn't a sock thick enough to cover this weedy little fellow's intense cancerous ways, so he was instantly outed. Eventually his faggotry reached critical mass, so he was immediately doxd and spiraled into a weeping mass, currently rocking backward and forward in a corner of his parents house, occasionally muttering annonymoos is leegun annonymoos is leegun...
  • swishy - Another EDF user infected with extreme GOTIS, hailing from south Carolina and the epitome of trailer trash. She posted noods within roughly 3.12 seconds of joining, and then announced her pregnancy to the whole board. Then made a thread pretending to have had an abortion. Then said she didn't actually have an abortion. All this for that glorious attention she so desperately craves. Eventually doxed to the point of having to change address.
  • Umkemesik - Mexicano failtroll who tried to Take Down ED. Failed, doxed, pwned, presumably skinned alive by niggers. Finally allowed to return after he begged Zaiger to unban him. And now (as of 2021) he's our admin. What a twist And now (as of 2023) not anymore.
  • Messyjessie- A white trash GOTIS whore who came to the forum to share her epic tale of fail ,and criminal record. ALSO DID WE MENTION SHE WAS A WHORE?! Banned for stalking Zaiger and now resides on our tinychat channel in desperation for human interaction, even with people who hate her. Will ask everyone to bring Oddguy on Tinychat so she can terrorise him with her vagina.
  • ElectricYiff - AKA ExplosiveDiareah (or more accurately "ExplosiveSperg"), this self-hating autistic furry got notorious for making several shitty threads in which he randomly raged over things that no one really gave a shit about, from Liam Neeson to crappy superhero crap to Dreamworks movies. Whenever he was contradicted or had his retarded statements debunked, he threw tantrums that consisted in spamming the topic with godawful furry porn. His greatest moment was when he disagreed with the recent addition to the mod team (he made over 9000 threads about who HE thinks should be a mod) and decided to overthrow him by PMing people about it and sperging until he was fagtagged, which caused a massive anal devastation and consequently ragequit.
  • Racketeer - An emo faggot pedophile who left the forums in disgrace and literally vowed to take down EDF2 when he returned. Currently back and butthurt more than ever. Winner of the second annual "2012 EDF2: Faggot Of The Year Award". Seemingly doesn't understand that you don't need to sign in to lurk the forums
  • Pinktits - Upon entering the forum she seemed like the standard attention whore, but wait, theres moar! IT'S A TRAP!!! Within the space of one page she asked if anyone wanted to cyber plox , offered to send cheese pizza,said she once fapped with a knife and revealed that she was a hermaphrodite. After her dox exposed she was only pretending to be a loli and a steady stream of abuse hurled at her calling her fat she stopped posting, never to return again.
  • Silverhaze06 - Flooded images of black power cock while being doxed, pretended to be his ex and posted all her nudes, ex joined the forums and became more popular than him. Last seen committing seppuku.
  • Cyn - Refused to show her virtually non-existing tits, and kept berating on how she was ashamed of her minuscule cup-size, but still wouldn't show them. Was trolled relentlessly when she dared move out of the DeviantArt subforum. Got doxed.
  • WaterShipDowns - A bunny-eared furry retard who thought he could create a better retelling / redesign of Andrew Dobson's "Alex ze Pirate" comics by posting his own drawings, concepts and story bits in the Tom Preston thread. His stuff was so terrible that he was told to fuck off, took it too personal and started a giant bitchfight with several senior users that ended with him getting doxed and nominated for Faggot of the Year. Prior to this, he constantly pretended to be in good company with everyone, except pretty much everyone hated his guts. His dox included him, among many other things, celebrating his 18th(?) birthday alone with his fursona on a cake (all with photos) and being a diaper-furry fetishist. Was ousted out of the forums afterwards and never seen again.

Galleries

A Gallery for Basement Dwellers, by Basement Dwellers About missing Pics
  • EDF users are known for being very beautiful.
    EDF users are known for being very beautiful.
  • And having lengthy dongs.
    And having lengthy dongs.
  • Highly intelligent conversations.
    Highly intelligent conversations.
  • How to discuss seriously.
    How to discuss seriously.
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  • The first (and last) Post of the now
    The first (and last) Post of the now
  • Poor negi just can't get a break
    Poor negi just can't get a break
  • The EDF boyband, The Buttrape Boys
    The EDF boyband, The Buttrape Boys
  • 420 everyday
    420 everyday
  • Doakes is secretly Rainbow Dead
    Doakes is secretly Rainbow Dead
  • Typical EDF humpty dumpty.
    Typical EDF humpty dumpty.
  • Racketeer, failing @ lyf
    Racketeer, failing @ lyf
  • Fumo, doxed
    Fumo, doxed
  • Scary weeb chick Shublime-Niggurath
    Scary weeb chick Shublime-Niggurath
  • CW94 goes to heaven
    CW94 goes to heaven
  • WEREGARYBUSEY!
    WEREGARYBUSEY!
  • ....he refuses to talk on the phone. What a faggot
    ....he refuses to talk on the phone. What a faggot
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    lolscumhook
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    EDF's tribute to 9/11
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    DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
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    Fugly
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    Old Whale


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  • EDF1 - The original shithole.
  • EDF6 - The current reincarnation of EDF2.
  • ED Movie Night - Watch terrible movies together.
  • ED IRC - Nobody goes there anymore.
  • BMO - An annoying bot that plagued the forums for a long time.
  • Faggot of the Year - One of the greatest honors of EDF is to become the FOTY.

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@Klondikebar

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@Casual Friday
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@beefrave
@BMO
@Conrad Alan Rockenhaus
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@dropdatwat
@Flaglerchat
@Hayakain
@Lazerbot
@Likeicare
@Michael Horowitz Foster
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@milwin
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@Onideus Mad Hatter
@Pæperclip
@RabidAntiRadFem
@Schnookums
@Silverhaze06
@TheDOSFag
@Tom Preston
@vermin
@zaiger

 EDF2 Faggotry

@Bullet to the Head of the NRA
@Cigarsex
@Cloudflare
@Dislikes
@Faggot of the Year
@George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter
@Longseet
@The Clown Prince Rises
@Wilkins Coffee

 EDF6 Faggots

@aediot
@BiteySnek
@Branman65
@dropdatwat
@graykat
@Linkermann
@Umkemesik
@VideoGamePhenom
@Walter_Spencer_1488

 EDF6 Faggotry

@Faggot of the Year @Rule 34 League

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